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7* i tf 1 With the Long Bow "Bye natvro's walks, shoot tolly as It ftlo* 1 little Journey to the Home of Judge GiddingsEose Embowered Anoka, Gem of the Bum River, Famojs In Story and SongMemory-Treasured Moment* Spent in the Editorial Booms of the Anoka Union. HE sun was gilding the asphalt at 3 p.m. on Thursday and throwing a glory like a coat of yellow paint on the hot side of the office. The first newsboy was opening up like the frightened baby at midnight, "All about the bloody murder and the hatchet steeped in gore." "Copy" was being torn off "the force" like porous plasters from a/ convalescent relative, when Editor G. S. Pease, suffer ing from an attack of that emotional insanity which expresses itself the desire to do something for others, appeared in Fourth street from Anoka with a large palpitant automobile and an expansive smile and pulled the office. The chauffeur made the eloquent gesture. There was a little dust to the rearward and tne usual per fume and lo, Anoka' On the way there were real cows eating oS the scenery, potato fields so gorgeous that they took away the power of expression, "wheat set in the soil as thick as hairs on a dog, gar den tnick flowers^ _an insane asyluin, blue sky, mos quitoes, little girls from school, and the rare perfume of the open fields. Anoka boasts a state insane asylum that recalls a Millet canvas complicated by a Hogarth engraving. You must take care to distinguish carefully between this-^institution and the Anoka Union office. The former is located somewhat to the north of the latter. It is as clean and attractive as a home and as com modious as a summer resort. A cursory examination makes a man feel that he doesn't miss much in Minne sota by going plumb crazy. The first thing that attracts the eye in the Anoka Union office is a rare piece of antique mahogany furniture calculated to give collectors an attack of the twitters. There it stands in the next room to the typesetting machine, the cases and the power press. Uncle kept a close watch on us here. Then we chuchued thru the city of neatly-kept homes, set each in its acre or quarter-acre lot, until we could thoroly understand why the Anoka Union threatens to lick any ham actor that refers slight- "With, sugar syrup bottled for use, and the various fruits which are available at this season of the year, it is not a difficult matter to quickly make a punch or lemonade with variations which is not both cooling and delicious, without recourse to liquors or wines. Syrup, says Good Housekeeping, is es sential both as a time-saver and as a preservative of that crude flavor which necessarily resultB when the fruit juices and the raw sugar are mixed,j and not permitted to stand at least twelve hours. The sugar, whether made into syrup or ajlowed to stand with the fruit juices, becomes ehemically changed, and unless this change is made, a smooth blend is never secured. 'Four cups of sugar should be used to four cups of water in making the syrup, and after boiling for ten min utes, it may be strained and bottled for future use. It is well to make eight cups at a time and to keep in a cool, dark place, where it Aeed not spoil. Should a thin growth of mold appear on the top, heat and strain thru cheesecloth and bottle as before. For mint punch, remove from one dozen sprigs of mint all the bruised leaves which give a rank flavor. In a quart jar shake a cup of crushed ice Q- I Yon are, indeed, quite slight. In re fe gard to your hstir, I fancy yon -will be- 'f)i come fluffy effects, so you might wave or loosely crimp your hair which will 'X^ not only apparently increase its quan- '$/ tity but be more attractive as well. DaTk hair, as every one knows, looks best when arranged smoothly no so fair, in this case, the fluffier the pret- &* tier. Take it back from the face as loosely aB possible and tie with rob s*S. bon in. the nape of the neck, -s^nd. if it -3fe looks 4*kinipy on the crown of the head, add a second bows- there. As to a becoming nioder for a white Wi What the Market Affords -$ FR03E ELIZABETH LEQEL -4 Girl of Seventeen. Dear Miss Lee: 1 am a girl of 17 years of age, 5 feet 5 inches tall bust, 26 waist, 23 hips, 33 am a blonde and have a clear complexion. How can I arrange my hair, which is not very thick or very long, becomingly? How long should my dresses be worn? I would be glad for your advice regard ing how I should have a white linen suit made. Thanking you in advance. Miss J. L. and half a oup of sugar, until the sugar is dissolved. Add the mint, pour over it one tablespoon of pure cider vinegar or lemon juice. Add one cup of currant juice or one glass of currant jelly and water to make one quart. If currant jelly be used, omit the sugar wholly or in part. Delicious fruit punch is made in the following way: Reserve one cup of whole berries 'from a box of straw berries. Crush the remainder, add 1% cups of sugar and let them stand sev eral hour,s. Strain and add the juioe of one orange and four lemons with more sugar syrup if required. For serv ing, dilute with three pints of cold water and add one pint of Apollinaris with the whole berries. Currants furnish a nice foundation for another punch. With a wooden spoon crush one quart of red currants, add one pound ox loaf sugar and two -tablespoonfuls of fresh ground vinegar. Let this* stand over night. Strain and add the juice of one lemon and one quart of cold water. Another recipe directs that 2* cups of sugar ayrup, one-half a cup of rasp berry vinegar be added, two cups of orange juice and three-fourths cup of tea infusion. Serve with crushed ice. linen suit, my advice would be a box pleated skirt, the pleats stitched well below the. hips and a Norfolk jacket pleated back and front and stitched to a very short yoke cut into tabs on its outer edge. This yoke should not ex tend to the bust, but be quite short. Finish the neck with a flat band of pale blue linen trimmed with rows of white soutache braid, and have coat sleeves ending in cuffs to match the collar. The belt may be of the blue linen, and while the model .may not sound particularly alluring, it really is the most becoming to you that I can suggest. Your dresses should reach your shoetops. Elizabeth Lee. $30.00 To Ste. Anne De Beaupre, Que,, and Re turn via the Soo Line. Tickets on sale July 8-9-10, good to return until Auafast 31st, 1906. -A.sk at the ticket office, 119 South Third Street t4 MrHf Charles Smith of Jimes, Ohio, writes^ I have used, every remedy for sick headache I could hear of for te Etiver ast fifteen years, but Cartel's Little Pill dia me more good than all the re* jngly on the stage to the metropolis of Anoka county. i Thence, to the Chateau de Pease, where a turkey din- ty& ner was served in the cool of the daya dinner so ^^^W^gf&^/^^l-^M,^ gorgeous and soul-satisfying, so chink-filling and per- i meative that we nearly fell out of the stout dining fa^H**^1^ room chair before the completion of the fourth course. Later in the evening we tore home again in the automobile like the frightened father going for the doctor for his first croupy baby. It's Anoka for ours after this. Speaking of potatoes, there is a report in Anoka that the new denaturized alcohol law is likely to result in a valuable industry. Freezing potatoes de-' stroys their starch-making ability, but it is said that it does not interfere with their alcohol-producing powers. If this proves to be the case, it will be a valuable card for Anoka, whose soil leakB' potatoes at every pore. It is not our place to tell just whose business it is to keep the roads leading into Minneapolis in shape, but whoever he is, he must be traveling in Egypt and the Holy Land at the 4 present time. The A.noka road is said to be one of the best, but in places it resembles a cross between a plowed field and a San Francisco earthquake. Farmers can hardly be blamed for going around by Shakopee, Glencoe and Faribault and doing their trading in St. Paul. Dr. Archibald Church, alienist, who was called this week by the Voliva faction to testify as to Dr. Dowie's sanity, was put thru the traces by the cross examination Of the Dowie lawyers and finally admit ted that he thought Moses, the ancient Hebrew law giver, if he claimed to see a burning bush that was not consumed, was insane. The wiliness of this plan of attack is, of course, plainly to be seen. If the jury is at all orthodox, Dx. Church's testimony as to Dowie is put to the bad. After the alienist had pronounced Dowie insane, Attorney Haley, Dowie's counsel, asked a long, hypo thetical question, describing the life of Voliva, altho Voliva's name was not mentioned. 9 Dr. Church declared he would regard the mind of such a man with suspicion and that he would not trust him with management of a great amount of property. Attorney Healy then asked a hypothetical question based upon the vision of Moses and the burning bush. The court instructed the attorney to eliminate the name Mioses,'' and the attorney asked the same question, using the word *'individual'' for the name Moses. "Is such a man insane?" the question concluded. I should suspect his mental integrity," replied' the alienist. I reply to another hypothetical question Ir Church said: A individual who believes he is under mystic or divine direction, and who believes that this direc tion dominates his life, is insane." Testimony like this would have made grandpa hop around like a chicken standing on a hot nail and personally, we are sometimes tempted to believe that all alienists are insane, their insanity consisting in a fixed idea that everybody else is a little started somewhere. A. J. R. WBONG WAT TO WOBK. B. WILSON, secretary of the United Mine Workers, was talking about business success in Scranton. "Success is largely a matter of intelligence," he said. "We are all industrious enough to succeed. Tt is lack of discretion rather than lack of push that keeps us back. "So many men work stupidly, like the boy in the drugstore. There was a boy clerking in a drugstore to whoni the druggist said: 'You swee^ and clean well, but you're not as good a salesman as you should be. Ta be a good salesman you must push things a bit. Call each pa tron's attention to some article he ne*eds. Thus you may often effect an extra sale. 'All right, sir,' said the boy. "And that afternoon he said to an elderly lady who had come in after a stamp: "Anything else, ma'ami Hair dye, cosmetic,'wrin kle remover, face powder, mole destroyer, skin re juvenator, flabby "But with an exclamation of annoyance the el derly lady hastened out before the alert boy was nearly thru his catalog of the articles -he thought Bhe needed." STOBY OF A STOBY. ICHABD HAKDING DAVIS' literary success was sudden and overwhelming. "Gallegher," his first and most famous story, appeared in one promi nent magazine in a certain month, and two other maga zines each printed in the -same month a tale by the young man. Thus his triumph was threefold. Mr. Davis' father was the late L. Clarke Davis, editor of a Philadelphia newspaper. "Yo ur son has made a great hit," a Philadelphia journalist said to the editor upon Gallegher's" ap pearance. 'Gallegher' is a fine story. A remark able Story for a new man to write. Perhaps, tho, you had a finger in the pie?" 'Yes, of course,' Mr. Davis agreed. 'That goes without saying. I, you see, am the author of the author.' WHAT WOMEN SHOTJI-D SNOW To remove stains on blankets and other white woolen goods, use a mixture of equal parts of glycerin and yolk of egg. Spread it on the stain, leave it for half an hour, then wash the article as usual. The upper parts of worn-out boots make excellent iron holders' The leather needs only a thin covering so that it does not soil the hand, which it will protect from heat far better than would an iron holder made in the ordinary way. To clean alabaster, remove ordinary dirt by washing with soap and water but if any part is stained, wash it with soap and water, cover it with whiting and leave it for some hours. Then wash off the whiting and rub the part where the stains were. If the moths have gotten into the carpet it must be taken up, thoroly shaken and tressed with a flatiron as hot as it will bear without scorching. Then liberally sprinkle the floor where it is to lie with spirits of turpentino, pouring it into any cracks there may be between the boards. To clean a copper kettle, first rub it with a cut lemon dipped in powdered bath-brick. When all sjtains are re moved, wash it in warm, soapy water, then dry and polish it with powdered bath-brick and a soft cloth. Pow dered bath-brick, mixed to a paste with oil, may be used instead of the lemon. HOUSEHOLD KNOWLEDGE Pour a few drops of ammonia into every greasy roasting pan or greasy cooking dish after half filling with warm water. A bottle of ammonia should always he kept near the sink for such uses. Never allow the pans to stand and dry, for it doubles the labor of washing, but pour-in water and use ammonia, and the work is half done. A plumber says that stains on porce lain tubs, washstands and sinks are caused by allowing the surfaces to be injured. When new porcelain is, as smooth as a piece of 'window glass, but if rubbed wi th sand soaps its sur face becomes like a piece of ground glass from which no cleansing agent Can take the stain. He .recommended common household ammonia for clean ing. FASHIONS "'^SM? The Fourth of iTuly Top Coat. For men and boysonly thing for the national holiday. BRIDGE TALKS Written for The Journal by Miss ^Bessie Allen of Milwaukee. No. 12Playing Dummy in a No Trumper. (All Rights Reserved.) If the adversary opens a suit in which you are able to win the lead either in the dummy or your own hand, do not play hastily you should first consider carefully the following points: Which is the longest and best suit for you to play for from which hand you can open that suit to the best advantage so as to make any necessary finesse and which hand is* the more likely to need the high card of the adversary's suit later, as a re-entry with which to make his own suit. Should none of these considerations seem important, it is usually* better to play low in dummy and capture with your high card whatever cardHhe third hand may play. You will thus find out how much help third hand can give his partner, and often will be able to win the trick with one of your smaller cards, thus adding to the value of your hand. Eleven Rule in Playing Dummy. In'a no trump there are many cases where the rule of eleven is of value to you when you are playing the dummy. For example: If an eight is led and the ten lies in dummy, while you hold king and queen sub tracting eigltt from eleven leaves three there are but three cards, outside of the leader's hand, better than the eight, therefore the ten played from dummy's hand will win the trick 'and save the king and queen for a defense against that suit. Or, if the positions are reversed and the ten lies in your own hand, while dummy holds the king and queen, it is not necessary to play either king or queen, as your ten must win the trick. When the adversary opens the hand with the nine, eight or seven, your first thought should be to use the rle qi eleven and see how many higher cards there are outside of the leader's hand, and then, if possible, with your own and dummy's holding, take advantage of the situation. Holding Up Aces. When the adversary opens a suit in which you hold the ace, but no possibility of ever winning another trick, you had better not play the ace at once unless you are ready to take enough tricks to make the game without interruption. If your long suit is not estab lished, or, when a finesse must be taken, you should hold up your ace until the adversary on your right has Where Feminine Fancy Lights and finish at the edjjes by pulling^ out the straws to the depth of about four inches and tying the threads. These rugs protect the matting as well as heavier ones, are easily cleaned and, best of nil, there is no fuzz and nap to wear off and make frequent sweeping a necessity. To renew a mirror, keep for this purpose a piece of sponge, a cloth and silk handkerchief, all entirely free from dirt, as the least grit -will scratch the fine surface of the glass. First sponge it with a little spirits of wine, or gin and water, to clean off all spots. Then dust it over with powdered blue tied in muslin, rub it lightly and quickly off with the cloth, and finish by rubbing with the silk handkerchief. A DOG TAILOB An English girl with a desire for pin money and a bump of originality has taken advantage of the society woman's fancy for dressing up her dog and is making a name for herself at dog tailoring. The pampered dog of fashion has a complete trousseau, with all sorts of coats and collars and blan kets, and this clever young woman has become quite the monitress of fashion able dogdom. It is she who conceived the idea of having the dog's satin bow to match his mistress' gown, and her jaunty coats of leather, tweed and fur are enough to make the neglected little tramp cur howl with envy. His tory does not relate whether the ca nine customers appreciate their tailor as much as do their mistresses, but as vanity is no uncommon quality ameng animals, no doubt they admire their smart clothes immensely, altho they certainly must rejoice that shoes are no longer en regie and that he is allowed to walk at ease upon the cushions na ture provided without falling heir to the foot discomforts that the human suffers from. When buying matting get three or four yards extra for summer mgs. Cut wealthty a womafn as thewere, Qpunt&g could -this extra piece into the desiredJengths I not cover her walls wit|f them. But BOXJDOIE OF A COUNTESS Pink pearls powder the blue-and silver boudoir of the Countess of J3traf ord in Ohandos house, ^whieh historic mansion her ladyship, who was the beautiful Cora Smith of the crescent and when applied toth sting or bi$e suit mow 1 2. en, if he gftins the lejfc, he Tfl th V^ *$#- "lift i y^tiannot return the Buit bis ^partner lias opened, but r, must lead another suit, probably to your advantage. i* This holding up of the ace in a no trump applies equally well when playing against the dummy. The 4- "principle is this: Hold up the ace oi an adversary i long suit until the other adversary is exhausted, so that, should the short hand get the lead, he will have no card of his partner's uit to lead to him. Suppose dummy hag. a long suit and no sure re-entry, and you are playing against him. Do not be in a hurry to play your ace of his long suit. Wait and see if you cannot block the whole suit by holding off until the dealer is exhausted. Or, if dummy has an established suit and his only possible re-entry is a guarded king or queen, should the dealer lead a high card in the suit in which dummy has the possible re-entry, do not play your ace until dummy's high card falls: then, having no re-entry, his established suit cannot make. In a declared trump hand it is dangerous to hold up aces, as they are likely to be trumped but if all the trumps are played, you may then play the hand like a no trumper. It is seldom wise to refuse to take tricks with kings or queens, either when you are the dealer or when playing against him. Hand 11. DEALER. 5 A. 9. 7. 10, 9. 4. OK, 0. A, K, 7. 5.3. PONE. tf 4. 8 A A. 6. 3. O A. 9. 6. 2. Q.9.8.1 lO? a. v1 3 0 2 7 6 7. 9 CAUTION YOUR BOY Nebraska State Journal. The people of the United States are facing a calam^ ity. The backfire set by modern science against the murderous Fourth of July pistol and cannon cracker is a brilliant ray across the impending gloom. they are excellent imitations, made to order for Countess Cora in Paris, and cost a pretty penny, spurious tho they are. Fairy lamps alone are used in the boudoir, and the play of light from the opalescent shades thereof to the soft surfaces of the pearls on their argent and-azure background is described as one of the most exquisite effects to be seen in any home in England. The countess always was luxurious in her tastes, even before she became the bride of rich Mr. Kennardher third husband, by the way. When she was a girl in New Orleans she had one of the parental drawing rooms lined with prismatic mirrors for a dance she gave for a debutante friend. The room was lighted exclusively with the glow of thousand^ of fireflies, which an *,rmy of pickaninnies had spent two nights in collecting. It was easy enough, after swinging doors paneled with the same material, so the gleaming insects could not escape. WHAT OA WILL D"0 A package of ordinary cooking soda (saleratus) should find a place in the medicine closet, for many are the uses to which it can be put. A handful placed in the hot- water in which the feet are bathed "will do much to re lieve tired or blistered and aching feet., A teaspoonful in half a glass of cold city, is remodeling from turret to of an insect wilL allay the pa|n or itch- Ulear. Then pur' the "loves on the hand foundation stone, so far as its interior. in^antf heal the slight wound,.,,* the flies were caught, for the windows were'blocked with invisible gauze and I height, ^according to the ideas "of the the room was entered thru double i is concerned. Of eourse, the pearls J^ "^A- hSPaau* nd on ths fctrC'T tins, with a are no real. I they ^even so fa^Jwfcan willow furniture use srtti.piece of soft white flannel* saturated and water. Apply with a brush and the* fl$4(lgp THE LEADER. tf K.Q.J.10.8,a. 4.7.2. O Q. J, 7.*. 6. 0 6. 5. *K,QJ,U. 0 8. 4, 8. J. 10. 4. DUMMY. North, the dealer, declares no trumpv 1 TRICK3 East South Dummy. West Pone. Leader. N No.th Dealer. O 6 (5 3 O 4 2 3 6 2 7 9 7 A3 4 5 6. *io A 4 3 5 0 iO 2 6 4 8 9 8 A 5 4 0 7 0 8 0 13 6 0 9 0 A A O North and South score eight tricks. O 8 12 7 0 A 9 iool Comment. Trick OneDealer, having but one possible trick in the heart suit, holds up his ace in order to exhaust pone. Trick TwoDealer still holds up. It is impossible for him to know that pone is out. Trick ThreeEast, the leader, knows the dealer has the ace of hearts, but there is nothing to lose by going on, and to change suits is dangerous, as he may lead into the dealer's hand. Trick FourDealer leads clubs, having the sequence from king to eight keeping the spades as sure re entries. Pone holds up the ace of clubs until the dealer is exhausted. Trick FiveDealer leads the four of clubs, to con ceal the nine, overtaking the trick in dummy so that pone may think he has no more and give up the ace. Pone is not sure the dealer has no more clubshe may be trying to deceive himso he refuses to play his ace. Trick SixTt is useless for dummy to establish a suit where he has no re entry, so he tries for the spades. Trick Six'-Pone refuses to cover for fear of mak ing the ten of spades a re-entry in dummy's hand. Trick Seven'Pone plays queen to prevent another finesse, and thereby makes one of his spades good. Trick NineDealer continues spades in order to make his last one should he again gain the lead. Trick TenP/one leads low diamonds, trying to put his partner in to make his heart. Dealer covers with the king, it being his only chance to gain the lead if east has the ace of diamonds he would not be obliged to play it, as dummy has nothing of any vdrue. vl Bervice citie i commission on physical CLEANING WITH GASOLENE fluid with perfect safety to clean gloves and laces and ribbons. In this day of white glovs and soot, a can of gasoleno is an indispensable Btr i i a ke water will relieve a sick stomach, and convenientp toindoors.. a little of the soda, used instead Of time, always asking for the cleansing tooth powder will keep the teeth from 1 fluid. tartar and beautifully white. Every There is a right and a wrong way trace of the soda should be well rinsed 0 off the teeth each time it is used. A the result .of the latter. As the gloves generous handful of soda in the bath- g^g the tub -will remove the odor of perspira- it i tion, besides strengthening and toning them. the system. It will also remove black-1 Take a little bowlone of the small heads if the parts affected aro first yellow ones to be found in every moistened, then covered with" as much kitchen answers very well put aev- of the soda as will stick. Leave it on era A String of Good Stories "1 cannot fA how tho truth mar toy the talc at 'twas told to me." EEWABE THE CAMELHE BITES. camel is a dangerous animal to ride- mndi more dangerous animal than the horsefor th^ reason that, with his serpentine neck, he ean rmett around when annoyed and bite his rider. Camels are not at all the patient, quiet, kindly erea^j. tures they are painted. They have nasty tempers. A"" caravan, crossing the desert, is always noisy the loo4 and angry snarls of the camels make the waste placet 1 resound. A camel's bite is a serious matter. The strong *'j teeth lock in the wound, and a circular motion is gives to the jaw, around and then hack, before the teeth are withdrawn again. The wound is a horrible one. ^hepr are few camel-drivers without eamel scars. -j Dr. Nachtigal, the celebrated African explorer, on* said to a youth who expressed a sentimental desire t* cross the Sahara on camel-back: "Young man, I'll tell you how you can get a pi tial idea of what riding a camel in an African dese is like. Take an office stool, screw it up as high possible,' and put it, along with a savage dog, into wagon without any springs. Then seat yourself o: the stool, and have it driven over uneven and roeltV5 ground during the hottest parts of July and Augtt*^,'r being careful not to eat or drink more than fti&e eveiy two days, and letting the dog bite you every four hours. This will give you a faintvjdea of the exquisidL poetry of camel-riding in the Sahara." wf LENTIL CUBE FOB BALDNESS. EW remedies- for failing hair are?continually ero] ing up, and by the hopelessly bald these remed are adopted with confidence. The lentil eure i latest. The lentil cure is applied internally. The lenti' are eaten. Marvelous results arc obtained, accordir, to many specialists' reports, if the cure is followed, six months. Lentils are rich in iron, and hence are good W&t onV for the hair, but for the blood as we1!. haired folk, after a course of lentils,fcecomerosy na robust, and their hair grows vigorously. Specialists of religious bent point to the biblical character of Esau, a young man notoriously fond a lentxls anil notoriously hairy Lentils look like split peas Tho they are admitted to be the most highly nourishing food in the worlc* their taste is gratifying to but few people. Ina buying it isa cleaning, and direful streaks are mos 8 wc i a 0 the ac until the skin begins to smart, (it gnd covef wit hat "Vc and then remove by gently bathing the face with warm water ttnd drying it {glove as if washing with soap and with a hit of soft old. linen. A. pi&ch 1 water of soda with often relieve .toothache,, p0 tr 0g ^paoleae, add fresh an !a gi0h ygasolene. Soak*for __. A LUGGAGE SECRET. HE salesman brought out a superb kitbag of co* hide, a rich brown bag, hand-sewn, as big ax -i trunk. 1 "This," he said, "is $40." I ''I'd take it," said the patron, '''only brown leather luggage" gets so dirty and shabby after a few months' use. I have a leather steamer trunk I paid $75 for and it is scratched and stained and discolored so am ashamed of it." The salesman frowned. "Haven't you sense enough," he said, "to clean your brown leather luggage with a tan dressing, the same as you clean your brown leather shoes As brown shoes, uncleaned, become unsightly, so brown luggage does but this luggage, cleaned whenever it is used, is the most imposing and the mo beautiful you can have. Get a bottle of brown leather dressing, apply it tf your brown trunk, and rub with a woolen cloth for minutes. I'll guarantee that the trunk will then better than new. It will have a richer, deeper color. "Suit-cases, valises, all sorts of brown leathilt'ytfiviloouseeveryj things should be rubbed up each time they are Then, instead of shabby luggage, we would see where spick and span luggage, of the richest brown, Something New in Civil Service Rules Washington, June 30.Moved and i supported that the United States civil service commission is no more than human. It wants shapely girls in the gov ernment employ, if girls must be em ployed. Let a girl be ever so bright and ever so capable and ever so finely educated, and yet fail to meet the physical proportions required by the commission, and she is marked down to a point where it will be a long, cold day before she gets upon the payroll of your Uncle Samuel. Now here is the case of Miss Dana L. May, a resident of Ann Arbor, Mich., a graduate of the state normal school at Ypsilanti and of the Ann Arbor high school, who has passed the highest scholastic average ever made by any one who has taken the civil service examination, and yet is marked 'way down into the jungle of mediocrity, where she will never get a job because she happens to be too wide for her adjunct to every house, tho many should be put on the top of a hot sieai 1 1 Pale, taml SYMPTOMS. rras talking about PHYSICIAN was about his patient"^ I symptoms. ft" "\oaug, strong people don't give me enough symp toms when they are ill," he said, "but the middle-aged and the aged give me too many. Thirkmg about their health all the time, studying their condition all tha time, the aged and the middle aged discover a symptom in every muscle, in every organ, in every limb. Thuf they confuse me. "The average sufferer of 50 or so will pour upom my head a deluge of symptoms like this: 'Well, doctor, I'm miserable all over. FeverisH one minute, freezing the next. I've a gnawing pain in my hip and side and back, and an all-gone sensatioa in the stomach, with a shooting, neuralgie headaeh3_ over the left eye. I have a queer taste my month, a dizziness when I stoop over, and a dell ache np ar down the right side, along with a kind of numbnei I I cough a lot, my throat's sore, and I've the ea.r&e& Appetite's fair, but not what it should be. I have feeling of lassitude, and I'm veiy weak. These a only a few of my main symptoms. To proceed,"et~ proportions. Miss May is not an ai! ing person. Her health is splendid. Sh is as active as any girl. iJut becaus she is somewhat ample and not ver tall, the commission treats her as she did not know enough to come in of the wet. She stood 100 in nearly everythi but penmanship, and in that she marked 80, which is about as high copper plate chirography would b" marked by the commission, whic holds that no. penmanship can be pe: feet. But the "commission has knocke the spots off her stindmg by rnarkin her so low on iier physical examtnatH that there arc fifteen girls ahead of hi on the list, girls who do not begin know as much as she does, but who ai considered by the commission to hav better figures. Miss May is here and camping on th commission's trail, and it is to be hope that she succeeds in making that av tocratic body reveal wnat would necessary in a girl's figure to entiti her to be marked 100. The gloves rjay either be rubbed drf 1 with a fresh piece of flannel, or, whir There is a widespread fear of gaso- is quite as good and much less trouble*" lene as a cleaning fluid. Yet there is they may be given an extra rinse, an no reason why, with proper care, any hung out to have the cleansing flni woman may not use this combustible evaporate. L_ ISow, right here lies a secret. Mot people hang their cleaned gloves in tb open air, and are appalled at the ode next time they are worn. Instead, the i gent laws forfeit insurance radiator, or furnace register, and Bme purchase gallon at frequent articles cleaned, to know exactly how to treat ll goesHnder in the battor* of a few minutes, then ruo each p^t until^ thaJUiid remains'perfectld TB rub erf%, miesiallv along the in clean easolsne, until all poiTis re- off almost immediately. Pi a towel the gloves. Often gloves, or even whole waist are put a tightly corked jar of gas lene and allowed to remain over nigfc They are" simply shaken out in morning and gi\ en a thoro airing. 6 This method is not to be. Tecomme'**. ed, tho one enterprising, yonng wos had such faith in it that put her soiled silk gowne the gasolene tank used for illuminatif4 purposes at her country 5iome and W* much aggrieved when stopped becanj she was ruining the qualify of the ligi There ia but one precaution to 1 observed in using gasolenedo keen it near a flame, and never, by as possibility, poorJ into a flame to sta a fire, as it is very explosive. 3t If eamphor be kept in drawers a cupboards, tteir o4ite nta "Swill be from the ravages of mice, for detest the smell of this fragrant goiL^