Richmond times-dispatch. [volume], November 17, 1919, Page ELEVEN, Image 11

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US BOYS
My, Oh My! Imagine Skinny With a Grouch!
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JOE'S CAR
Joe Does Not Abide by His Own Decisions!
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OH Ui5 ujAvY home f?*om
Tme office. , -Joedecides
~1?4AT HAv/l^G A CHAUFFEUR.
is all Bunk - it costs'
A LqT <2F MONE-Y
fcESlbES, Ue FIGURES
OUT - IT WOULD BE.
MUCH EASIER. "To ?AY
"The gccoer Thosel
E-XCESS profits
EACH MONTH
AMVoiAY , CHAUFFEURS
ONLY lelHO a bit of
"class" To one - ANb
CLASS NEVE.R KELP'S
ANY u)HEN the rent
C30^.S UP
U/ELL, that's All
?SETTLED \ Ht uj?ll
get of That
NEEDLESS EXPENSE
'HCbJ SToP?b VT tt'AS
To CrET ONE. IN
The FikST PLACE.
BUT wait, He.
suddeklY Recalls
THE FACT THAT rr
uJtKS FRtENb umEf's
\D?A To IAAVE- A
CHAUFFEUR
The family ?*.
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AS liJELL FORGET IT!!
LEAVE IT TO LOU
Oh, Bring Back My Boobie to Me, to Me!
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TO THE GCV^E
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TO TAKE YOU
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LITTLE MARY MIXUP
Mary Believes in a Literal Interpretation of the Law!
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. /\H0*meR. / ) Hp- I WONT
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To
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^TeAcde* SAitJ
MoT-lo T>/tf
Any ATf&rtToH
*To YoO f
THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY
Guess Joe's Been Feedin' at Some Swell Hotel!
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t'im . i ? lVm iAi '
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The Sandman Stqry
a c;ahi>i:n ti< \tu:Dv.
( One there lived a big rod n^o
\. ho had for a lovor. the Mtorv Ko.?.
a I.lack ami yellow Hiunhteh&e. ami
"one m tin- garden was .is u :>e
, He I'amn t<? tho garden everv dav
I ?' i"l w?n Hie heart of the Rose. tl;.\:
. say; told her of honey If bad" In a
I < ??!!. and other stork-* he told Iter a<
well, for he told Red u..Vo ho loved
>er, yon see, which proves ho wis i
deceitful bee.
Because in a garden not fir uwiv
.fi the heart of another lie holt! fur
sway; a sweet aftd graceful Lily tali
he^had taken one night to tlio tlmvi :
t He told her. too. of honey lit -r>
I i<nd talked to her of wedrJlnn be!I>!
[ tir.d tho stately Lilly bent he;- head an
| whispered "Yea," to what he said.
| Mnt this say lover was not content
? n winning hearts he seemed q"n!:.'?
I ?nt and one day over the ^ar.Ku
( ?vail he dew to make another da II.
I Tall Hollyhock was growing th?-rr
. iind next her heart he did onsn.irt.
! an^l everyone said. "'Twill b? a match.'
j nr>d poor Holly thought liini iiulte a
i catch.
, Hut be lingered only his love to tol*
j ill over her heart be cast bis spell,
jtl.en dew to a rose of snowy white
I and on aef cheek he did alight anil
i kissed her till poor Whits Rose
blushed; then off to another this bad
lice rushed.
Ho from each flower their sweet he'd
sip. thon gayly kiss their petals' tip
' and leave each one to fade and die.
| and this naughty Boe ne'er heaved
j sigh.
; So in the garden one day in Juno
the broken-hearted flowers were
strewn like dead leaves blown before
1 a gaJe when someone whispered round
? the tale, that for love of Bumblebee
' they died, for cach had thought she'd
be his bride.
Snapdragon flower with anger shook
; and said with very ansry look. "For
rthis dark deed Sir Bee shall pay;
! I'll seal his fate this very day."
I She tossed her head and wore a
| smile this garden lover to beguile, as
j !n the summer sun's bright ray she
j waited him to pass that way.
} He spied Snapdragon sitting there
looking sweet and very fair, and he
I buzzed, "How sweet you iook, my
dear:" then he buzzed again and lin
i gored near.
Snapdragon turned her face so
, sweet and Bumblebee was at her feet;
i he told her his love was as deep as
' the ?ea if only his sweetheart she
J would he.
i A,nil sly Snapdragon nodded her
i head. "Ii with me," she said, "you
| wish to. wed just seal the promise with
1 a kiss, that 1 may know you mean all
' this."
Then straight to hi3 doom this Bee
did fly, for Snapdragon said that he
must die: and just as he touched her
dainty lip, her honeyed sweetness for
to sip. otiened wide her petals yellow
and swallowed up this buzzy fellow.
Within her grasp she held fast, and
when she let him go at last he rolled
on the ground, all still and cold, for
l never again would ho be bold, and
S tell tho tlowers of love untrue, under
i the sunny sky of blue.
Then the night wind came and took
away tho Bee and the flowers from
where they lay, and the morning sun
1 saw not a' trace of the tragedies that
! had taken place.? (.Copyright, 191!?.
j Now York City.)
With the Film Folks
STORIES OF SCREEN ACTOnS
A nit ?( Flnaaceerlng.
Polly Moran, the ever - welcome
Sheriff Nell of Fox Sunshine -Come
j dies', receives an average of forty In
' vltations dally. Miss Moran lp a busy
* little lady, hut cannot do less than an
swer the many invitations a..ie receives.
Of course, she has to decline most of
! them.
Recently Miss Moran had a fit of
: economy. Just why she took the tit no
one could understand; but this is what
Sheriff Nell did. She cleared her desk
' of all the invitations she had received
during the past three months. Then
j s.ie bundled them all together, tele
j phoned for a truckman and told . him
I to take them to a junk dealer and sell
? them for old paper.
Upon her return from the studio Miss
. Moran got a bill for 15 cents. Th?
, truckman bad charged her $3 for hi?
work and had collected J2.S5 for tho
paper. Miss Moran !ias recovered from
her fever of economy.
It W'm? .lira Corbett.
I Gee whizz!" gasped a new ofllce boy
! at Universal City recently, "if that
| isn't Jim Corbett!"
The embryo film magnate had been
i at the world's tllm capital two days
I when Corbett returned from the. East
j! to begin production of his current Uni
versal feature, "The Prince of Avenue
A."
The rather imperial young attache
; of one of the offices was cultivating
bis freckles under the California sun
! when "Gentleman Jim" loomed in sigh'..
Just a sight of the famous ring vet
i eran served to insUl a rare valor into
the heart of the youthful executive.
| He immediately sent out a challenge to
j all other oflice boys of whatsoever
! weight.
Turning suddenly around Mr. Corbett
| beheld the admirer.
'Good mornirig,'young man," he said
1 pleasantly.
"Gee Whizz!" responded the young
i hopeful.
"Great day, Isn't It?" added Corbet*..
"Gv-e Whizz!" repeated the kid.
i "Why is that kid Gee Whizzing?"
; asked a bystander.
To which an older office boy an
: swered patronizingly:
"He has just seen Jim Corbett for
; the first time?and any kid would sav
! 'Gee Whizz' under th? circumstances."
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