Newspaper Page Text
j PAgE twelve THE SALT LAKE TRIBUTE. SAYA i CHAPTER I. J 1. Now It came to pass In tlie days J of the good King Theodore that there 1 rose ur a wise man of the East, out of 1 tho land of Ewpus which Is up against 1 the heights of Hoboken, rend mail to 1 Hyde Pari:, nurnamcd Alton the Silent, 1 which was of the tribe of Grovor the In RotUm. j 2. And behold Alton the Groverlte, f being led by August the Bonmot and fl Morgan tho Plerpont, waxed exceeding ,1 strong in spirit and said unto himself; I "Verily, I will sell my law books and my I friends and all my goods and chattels. 1 save only my steel stock, and resign my 1 office and go forth and smite the King E with my telegram of gold; ffl 3. "And when the winds of November if shall blow and the storms of ballots I shall descend, behold It shall come to 1 pasa that I, Alton, shall bo the ruler of all the land from Maine to Beerahcba and from Alpha to Omaha." 4. And when they which came up from the South together with Davis the Gassaway and Henry the Teii and Si mon the Bamberger and tho ten loBt tribes of Bryan assembled on the banks of the mighty Missouri which runneth down lo the sea, behold they cried. "Al ton, my bucko, though absent and si lent, thou are not forgotten. 6. "And inasmuch as thou hast been faithful in" small things such as thy Democracy, wo will make thee ruler over many and thy name shall be called I 1 Grover the Second and thou shalt wear fine linen and live In a large "White house for the space of four years and then some more, if thcu art careful." C. And it camo to pass after the space of a time that all the people of the na tion went forth to ballot with large Australian ballots in their hands and many there were which, remembering Grover the FIrSt and August the Bon mot and the army of Coxoyltes terrible with' banners, shouted as they went, "Behold when the wicked rule the peo ple go bioke." 7. And Aien the sun went down on the eighth day of tho eleventh month the land elide and gross darkness cov ered the faceof ihe earth and no man II WM5oauiWP: Special to The Tribune. H PROVO, Dec, 17. The Five Hundred U Card club met at tho homo of Mrs. W. L. H Biersach on Friday evening. A very en H j Joyable evening was spent, and delicious H 1 refreshments wcro served. The following H guests wero present: Messrs. and Mcs H) dames Sam Schwab, George Ilavercamp. H Will Searle, R, R. Irvine, J. R. Twelves, H Grant Bagley, Arthur Sutton. Phil Speck I art, Cooper Anderson, Will Roberts. E. E. H Corfman, Mrs. C. O. Newell, Mrs. D. T. H Clark. Mrs. C. "W. Biersach of Versailles, H Mo.; Miss Miriam Nelke, Miss Faun I ! Twelves ami Ben Schwab. H Mr. Amaea. Edwards has returned from H Sugar City, Ida., where ho spent the sum It mcr. I The "Nineteenth Century club met with Ml Mr3. E. E. Corfman on Friday afternoon. Tho concluding discussion of "Othello" HE wa3 participated In by all members pres f ent, Mrs. Buckler being leader. B Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Smith wero tho I guests of Mr. and Mr3. W. L. Biersach on I Monday and Tuesday, f Ul Frank Therlott spent Sunday with Hi friends at Eureka. H Hi Mrs, Wayne Decker of this city is vlslt- t ing relatives and friends in Ogden. H Dr. Douglas was a Eureka visitor this H week. B Tho Utah Sorosls met with Mrs. Spcck- B nrt on Wednesday. Mrs. E. D. Partridge B presented the subject of "Japan and Her B People." Mrs. Speckart gave tho parlla- K mentary drill. Tho club adjourned to meet B with Mrs. Speckart on January 4. Hj B The Elks' ball, which was given at the B Mozart hall on Wednesday ovnlng, was a Bflj grand success Lodgo colors wore used as BR decorations. Punch was served and a gen- Bl cral good time enjoyed. IB Iff President A H. Lund of Salt Lako spent Ml Sunday with his son, Prof, A C. Lund of BR Provo. Mm Ml G. C. Fcrrin spent Monday and Tuesday DM at Helper. B MIks Ida Twelves of SprlngvUlo spent H Sunday with her mother at Provo. J B , Mr. and Mr3, John R. Twelves were j visitors, at Sliver City Sunday. B Bert Chlpman, of American Fork spent B Sunday at Provo. B J. H. Ashton of I.chl spent Monday at K Provo, I Miss Alice Jackson of Lchl spent a few days at Provo last week. I I Mrs. T. H. McEwan has returned to Eu- reka after spending a week at Provo, the guest of Miss Alice Brown. B B D. T. Reca of the State Land board was I in Provo Monday. H B Rob Passiipo. agent for tho Rock H Inland, spont Tuesday at Provo with rela- R tlvcs and friends. . B Eugeno Henrold of-American Fork spent nj Sunday with friends at Provo. Bt I Robert Cunningham was a Mammoth visitor Sunday. H I Edwin Johnson haa returned from a mission to the Southern States. H Superintendent D. H. Clirlstenson of the B : Salt Lake schools lectured heforo the m i Utah County Teachers' association Sat- H unlay on "School Discipline as an Elc- Hj ment In Character Formation." MR BJ The B. Y. U. band and orchestra gave a f fine concert Thursday evening in college HJ B Miss Edith Johnson 1h visiting at Provo. II JJ Miss Alice Reynolds gave a lecturo be- Bf foro the M. I. A. at Payeon Saturday Mj evening. K Trof. E. S. Hinckley lectured before tho fl Juab County Teachers' instituto at Ne ll phi Saturday, m B Prof. Alfred Osmond spent Friday at 1 Mllford. It James H. Snyder has returned homo af- IJj ter an absence of two years at Boston. M , Charles F, Carlson of "tho L. D. S. U. j music department was down from Salt kneweth what the morrow might bring forth. S. And whon tho ballots and the slain were counted, behold the morning stars King together and all the Republican sons of God shouted for Teddy and many there wero which wore wiped off the map and Davis the Gnssawuy and Simon the Bamberger went crashing through the zodiac and Orlando tho Suave went down like grasa before tho mower and Alton the Sjlont was stiller than death. 0. And there was lamentation and profanity In Tammany hall and all around tho tenderloin and loud walling and gnashing of teeth at Princeton ex tending as far north as the Hill of Al bany and no fireworks belched forth aerial gladness at Esopus that night and the band played a sons without words. 10. Now In the land of Provo, which Is in tho Western wilderness by tho River Jordan, which floweth down Into tho Dead sea, there dwelt a certain warrior noted for the length of his in fluence, surnamed Reed., the tall syca more of the Tlmpanogos. 11. And when Reed heard these things he was lifted up and chesty and he girded up his loins and Journeyed to the king, crying in a loud voice, "See what hath me and God wrought." 12. And the good King Theodore said unto the tall sycamore, 'tBehold It is even so that my party hath wrought my election by a large majority but as for thee and thine It were perhaps pru dent to restrain thy wild-Western stream of Jordan Joy until thou shall have discovered what the wise men of the Senate shall havo wrought unto thee, my lad." 13. And the tall sycamore of the Tlm panoiros, being cast down, hiked him from the presence of the King and un girded his loins, saying, "Verily the King is disturbed." 14. And he played hlo lute far into the night, moaning in spirit and re fusing to be comforted, singing the songs of Goshen and Pondtown llkeun to Why Did I Turn Loose Into Politics, and Where Is My Wandering Willie tho Spry? in. And the cock wept thrice and Reed went out and crow bitterly. ZACHAHIAH THE SCRIBE. Lako Monday arranging for a farewell concert to bo given hero early noxt wcok by Miss Emma Ramsey before her de parture for tho East, where- sho goes to accept an engagement from a grand opera management In Now York. Frank Allrcd has returned from Eng land. V Emmet Chlpman spont a few days at Provo last week. ' - Mrs. Alvira Therrlott spent Sunday with her husband at Euroka. Mr. Mont Roberts was an Ogdcn visitor Thursday. Mrs. David N Brobcrg of Salt Lako City spent tho latter part of last week with friends at Provo. The Happy Hour Card club met at tho homo of County Recorder Edward T. Jones. Tho homo was beautifully deco rated In red, green and yellow and a number of house plans. Those present were: Messrs. and Mesdamcs David Openshaw. Frank Foutz, J. M Wilson. C F. Decker, J. H. Hodaon, Jacob Evans, Hyrum Jensen, C- B. Snyder. Dr. J. II Slater, W. B. Ward. W. E. Rydalch, R. A. Green, C. D. Harper, James R. Farrer, Al Lundbcrg, A. B. Morgan, Georgo Monk. High five was tho progressive gamo, Mr. Hyrum Jensen and Mrs. James R- Farrer receiving first prizes and Mr. C. D. Harper and Mrs. C. F. Decker the consolation prizes. The hostess did herself proud in the manner In which the refreshments wero served. ! OUR GREAT ( , ! FORCED TO MOVE I . r SALE i rj Of Pianos. Organs, Small Insrtru- ; menta, Sheet Music, Talking Ma- (j chines, Records, etc, now being ; v nold at unheard of prices, t ; EVERYTHING GOEB. 5 i COME IN TODAY. : ? ' I Cariterren & Anson Co. t (Incorporated.) i Tompfo of ZIuslo. ( I 74 MAIN STREET i I SuccQuora to Dcyooa Mualo Co i STHE ' SAFE CTAOICEB Don't worry the man whoso money In doposlted with the 9 1 UTAH COMMERCIAIj j & SAVINGS BANK. U j Tou can send it by mall. B WlMvWlA 13 interested anil hould ktion SSVSSllli MARVEL Whirling Spr. JWCwCiSf?,. Iianand SiiclOm. ot S-"W5S"OWT-r-5i't-Mot CoDTonlec WArtVKl,, nccept no a'VfLjh otbr, DMi fend rnamp for 'r&'tiiX" lUnrtintdnoo)c-fi. UcItm , ''AY tnUrtUcalBrnndtllnu:tQiu in- Kb. 9 H Taln.bU to tdle MAnviXCOn2fM, iM 1 va.rU. llavr, flfc w l'mrk. . lliilllftiir For ealo by P. O. Schramm, F. 3, Hill Drue Co. and Chas. Van Dyke. 1" THE PARIS MILLINERY CO. j THE PARIS MILLINERY CO. THE PARIS MILLINERY cjjl Christmas Suggestions! The question of suitable Holiday Gifts will be foremost in almost every mind the coming week- We pres JB I below a list of articles which would make, very appropriate as well as acceptable Christmas .Gifts. Nowhere will you find a better assortment of Choice' Merchandise, and nowhere are prices lower when quality is taken into consideration. ... vm I It is our intention that perfect satisfaction accompany every purchase made in this store. If it does not, I desire that our attention be called to the matter. . K II You Are Invited to Frequent "The j B"Bi I Useful, Practical As WeSslTornal J Paris" on Your Shopping Tours, j IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT mental Gifts Here in Abundant 0 THERE IS NOT A LADY OR GIRL. IN SALT TjATCtTwHO WOU a o Dnocnnt Dossrl Vl Jj"""! ti "m 1 NOT BE DELIGHTED TO RECEIVE AS A CHRISTMAS REMBM-R AS 10 O 864:111, KCdU U J F WPO flft UOlK 9 j BRANCH THE EVER-WELCOME . . "S1" W Wid, H hj jib L- C o jjs, L. S I Thi LiSt, AS It Con- I WE have without exception the best doiiskB b Siandkerchiefs Handkerchiefs umi, ukb FOr the money. adolldepes j t BICAISUlUimJ. BEUHUHSVllIJ. Holnflll I ture with us. and In order to Inouro tho auccMa as wcU as AN IMMENSE ASSORTMENT OF BOTH THE CHEAPER AND BET- J 121115 Ivlflliy IltipiUI P of the department wo -have made the prices on the entle Ifoj vfl TER KINDS "WILL BE FOUND HERE. H B Another Important fact la that, on account of the Mrge quantiM The very low prices become more apparent when similar qualities Cnrfrfftrlinne I dolls that we bought, wc were able to obtain aome unusual JjM S are pr,ced elaewliere- UggCSllOnS. cewions, which we In turn give you the benefit of. ! A Few Important Items: Read These Items: I r Hemstitched cambric handkerchiefs, one-half and one-fourth Inch. Comb and Brush Sots 1 ''TmX a'spJSi:J. 50 ; Tobacco Jars. ' ' Fanln M Fine hemstitched cambric handkerchiefs, one-four Inch hemp, pi! Jewel Cases. j i 6 In box, value ?1.00. SPECIAL OD . "Rouniipr Holders I A fine k,d bod5' do11, 12 nc,hcs lon bIsciuc licad, has-stock- f xouquLL xiuiutia. I ings and shoes; a fine value . Jffl i Pure linen handkerchiefs, one-half and one-fourth Inch hems, 6 In box. j Shaving Cups. I ' value $1.00. Fj PnfT Tinvrkcj Fancy dressed papier-mache dolls, blsaue head, 12 Inches SPECIAL OV J xnn J;SO-xes- ! ionG i Pin Travs. i S Fine cambric handkerchiefs, three-fourths Inch hems, hemstitched, v !K I li???' ValU ?1,C0, 1 ' atanip boxes. Knitted clown dolls, 12 Inches long, Indestructible 4 special .. i.C? . Perfume Bottles. fi Assorted embroidered cnmbrlc handkerchiefs, 6 In box, u r'A ; Umbrellas. Jointed papier-mache doll, blague head, goes to sleep, has tb M I specul 1.50 ; Pci.fUme Atomizers. .T.f..??.''.':.!!.! ...m Fine assorted embroidered cambric handkerchiefs, 6 In a box, value : On I'd TtorrMYers i i 'M9 ! $2.50 per box. SPE- 1 uuua uc. Beautifully dressed doll, 11 Inches long, goes to sleep, drescs K cial Z.lilP Cold Cream Jars. j come m ail colors 7iU Inmiw vnf,wn:w, wf wir wtKw;j:v-jvtffrv , i,".- j Ladies' Fancy Hosiery. ! Kld d0 blsque nead gocg t0 seeP( hag atocklngs and mlm , Opera Bags. shoes, 15 Inches long V$H 1 A Sample Line of Pretty Belts j .;rr 3 HAS JUST ARRIVED IN TIME FOR TPIE HOLIDAY TRADE. Every Electric Seal Coats. J . , ... ... 10 ,oVlftC Xrn,rtnA ,,rACtJ onr, V ? belt included In the assortment Is aa pretty aa can be, and to add to their ( Ladies' Fur Boas 1 RUbn wnlsU,ne d119' 12 ,nchS lonr kn,tcd dreSS and 1 W : attractiveness they will be priced at ; ' " '"W f Children s Coats. 1 . V U AI. fV0 ..Cnr4..nnn' iTi. -rr- -ij x. ! DRESSED DOLLS RANGE IN PRICE FROM 20 c to 1J M iB I About manufacturar s lost. "ting sets. B0DY D0LLS RANGE IN PRICE PR0M 25c t0 J3-00t m j i Soap Boxes. j - n-.. rr. M.r,,., w,-,,- r,,. , r..-w,M. -.m .fi : silver Toothpick Holders. ! W ! A .Pretty Fan ! j Mechanical Dolls. I fi j Fancy Blotters. ' I These are very pretty dolls, about 15 Inches high. ivth bLnif I MAKES AN ADMIRABLE CHRISTMAS GIFT. Those dainty little ar- ; Inkstands. B heads, and are neatly dressed. They go to sleep, say 'WK ticks, both useful and artistic, are just the thing for a Christmas gift, , pap(?r CutterSi xna.. and .-papa," and are set on a base containing hlilH and are remarkable inexpensive. We call attention to two specials. Fancy Pins. ' are propelled by a spring. If you wish to dolfght anrlttH I , . , , ... , , ,Q ftnnc' B,rl on Christmas morning, do not fall to buy her one of & ! White gauze fans, trimmed with spangles, sticks wh te and ell- r sf, v ans. " . ., ,, . . .Mr ver. SPECIAL o5(p Belt Sets. 8 dolls They are well worth ?1. oO. AS A GREAT 9 i White or black gauze fans, daintily painted, or lace and span- Cftf")) Belts I J K I gle trimmed, special 59 BattmberR Fancy Wort 8 ... f l We are also showing a beautiful line In the more expensive kinds. 1 Roman Cut Work I v SbOSI 00 IK l.CClrangC U-', ? Spnchtol Goods. Umi fim' m liKM-w.-j.-M-.-.-iT.-rK-,. ..H--M.1.iJ.m ..miif k wimlmi M ; Waists. Wo are showing a large assortment of very prettyj doll hibjK tt HP1L rI a S Jl P lC k A Wb J '' Hand Bans 9 pared expressly for the holiday trade. A doll hat 13 ono of the CW IM NeWeSi SUM OS lOaiS Are l5eiBg 1 NnvaioeBagS. thatnoany every little girl wishes for Christmas. They are, IS Negligees F"imonas tC made as well as Inexpensive. B Sold Remarkably Cheap. 1 cLs' c c' r- n ft Necktie Boxes. 5 GSST5 fi (flrDffS C We have Just received a very large shipment of the newest styles j Writing Portfolios. 0(130 K 5 In coats, bought Pipfnrf Mhnmts i R g l iLUire . loums. 1 SPECIALLY PRICED FOR. CHRISTMAS GIFT GIVING. Wp B FrOTTH SlndrnrlfP Fancy Baskets. week you may have the choice of any of our JS0.00 handsome fsfiK t U I villi fi U IV I UllU.ipiC. U Rhnving Rets. for $23.95. These coats are mad- of selected electric seal, lljft P If you contemplate giving a useful present of this kind, do not pur- Match RaffcS. I heavy' Guaranteed satin lining, and are guaranteed In every 0 chase until you have seen our line. The entire line Is being rold i Candlelabra coats at regular prices are the best values that we have ever twiKj 6 r.4rNvtirfc,sri tt't 11 'i -A' r- to Procure. so at the very low prices that we are quoting for iti.'K At 1-3 to 1-2 Under Regular Prices. . ?n fl,jcau n,ors they become "markawe vas. come in and seb m 1 3 Ladies' Coats. cial for this veek- Pretty Suits for $9.95. Swna $23.95 ,1 H These arc the $15.00 to $18.50 suits that have proven such good Fancy Work Boxes. i PB..-- A A 5-. BaF 5 CMa WW I SSlS8 thl9 SOaSn' They aU ln thS bGSt faH Wl"tCr ' Handkerchief Box. ' ; UlOVSS Mfc AIW3VS WSjCOOIS WHS 5 315 eS' Collar and Cuff Boxes. ! K fi A SUIT PURCHASED DURING THIS SALE WILL MEAN A BIG -t? -m ! f a TP K t SAVING. PERFECT SATISFACTION AND AN ELE- a ae 1 anCV i laCQUCS. j fl HIPS'?' fi TO K g GANT SUIT, THOROUGHLY UP TO DATE, FOR V .V O j Pictures,; HJfl 8i3 CfliSfiiUsJ Htiaflia JK: K Vhy not suggest a neat, tailored suit for a Christmas glfe? And , Picture Frames. wE issue GLOVE CERTIFIPATF which are a preat conTt'1 t don't forget to say that It must come from "THE PARIS." f.nm,. Qf0;T1c na tunv nMn tu , , "-iltf iA1-L-t. wmcix arca i, W LiOrman hteins. as they enable the recipient to make a personal selecHon of l" riuniu Mjmr.L iiJiiiiJiLLiJijj lrlr-,J-i-rTT,-T i Whisk Brooms. I most deseed and the exact size. We also put every pair of rtJff 1 niA nA.'An. DAn9.4:PDflI B;klk Whisk Broom Holders. tended for hol,day s,fts lnt0 a beautiful envelope made for UMA, l Bit Reducoons on oeautiiul Ribbons ncy SOfa cushions. l,- m i for Use al Christmas limz. , 0! I Bnnet Bni8heS. ARE. VERY LOW AND QUALITIES THE BEST. E ? Finest quality satin taffeta ribbon, 5 INCHES WIDE, In all colors. ; Shoe Dusters. I, ,irtfrffL r value 40c. SPECIAL, per - , ,r c , i i "" 1,11 rl ."wjw i,,, mini" M, '( yard ..! 23( Manicure. Rets. . K j F'uy 1&X:.:: 15tf HdMirrorr'' . A CflFiSlfliaS Silti f I FM':.!"..T.T. ....'H?. 12(t i PtvnOrnnments u "mbrc,,a. ,vo. or-h.n; jW H 11 ; i anc3 UinamentS. dies, steel rod and frame, value S2 25 SPECIAL ' 1 Holiday NccRwear. j iTL $9 I j Ono of the largest assortments ln the i M Jp1 ff Jw Jtv S jp 9I n oa A Mrt K-