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WASHINGTON D C Ct SUNDAY MARCH 15 1908
Our 5 and 10 tr trimmed 1 med hats hatsThey hatsl hatslThey hatsI hatsThey
They couldnt be bettered at the theprice theprice theprice
I price Every shape is a becoming becomingone
one and it will be more a question questionof
of being bewildered bewll end by so o many pretty prettyon prettyones prettyones
I on ones s than anything else Good taste Is Isparamount Isparnmount Isparnmount
parnmount In every hat All the leading leadingspring lendingspring leadingspring
spring shades ShR OS are included We Invite InviteTHE ImUeou Inviteyou
you ou to this collection or 00 and 1000Trimmed 1000 1OOOTrimmed
Trimmed Hats feeling sure that a pleas pleasIng pleasIn
Ing In choice cnn be made madeTUB madeTllI
THE OO TRIMMED TR liUl O HATS include includeturbans IncludeturblUls includeturbans
turbans mushrooms large larg sailors and andlarge andlArge andIare
large picture shapes Materials Iaterlol are > fancy fancyhair fancymohair fancyZnonalr
mohair braids bn ds and combinatIons of o horse horseba1r horsehair
hair braids with chiffons chHt > us or satin braids braidsTrimmings braidsfrhnmlngs braidsTrIznmIn
Trimmings TrIznmIn of flowers net bandings bttndln laces lacessoft lacessoft InCOSsofl
soft ribbons and coque or rancy feathers feathersFlowers teathlrslowet8c feathersF1owera
Flowers lowet8c too form an Important part in inthe inthe inthe
the trimming trimmingTHIS trImming1JII1 trimmingTIlE
THIS IOOO I TltlMMISD JUUnII JU HATS IS comprise compriselarge eomprisolarge eompiIsolarge
large sailor shapes hape highcrowned and andnarrowbrim andnarrowbrim andSf
narrowbrim hats small maIi turbans turb ns English Englishwalking Englishwalking
Sf 4 walking hats hats with rolling brims brimsand brImsand brimsand
and Spanish turbans These e hats are lit litrrally Jltrall littrally
rrally rall loaded with flowers two and three threedifferent threealrrr threeditTerent
different alrrr nt kinds being used d on one hat hatMany hatliany hatMany
Many of these th e hats are of rough fancy fancybraW tan faneybraid y ybraid
braid The popular tailored hats with withwins withwinE withvings
wins cabochln cabo < hin pins and sort pleated pleatedribbons pl pleatedribbons at atrIbbons
ribbons as trimmings are here too
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60 PIECES OF NEW 50c 50cinches 50csilk 50cp 50csilk
p silk brocaded poplin
27 27inches First floor floorbargain floorinches floorbargain
inches incheswide 25 25c C rard d bargain bargaintables bargainwIde bargaintabics
wide wideANOTHER yar tables tablesNOTHER tablesANOTHER
ANOTHER NOTHER great reatbargain bargain in sillc warp wash fabrics And an another another another ¬
other real rea scoop oop as this is the very first time these goods have been beensold beenold beenvoId
sold old at a cut price All this seasons season styles The fabric Is in shades shadessuitable shadessuitable nhadessuitable
suitable for street 8tr t or evening eJ1i wear including includln the very latest and moat wanted wantedcoloring wantedcoloring wantedcoloring
coloring The Th comblaiiog eomWnatl4 omlJiaanUC of silk i1k with finest Egyptian yarn cotton gives glVeaJfabric a afabric afabric
fabric of marvelous strength keD4t seth and one so woven as to bring out all the beauty beautyand beau1yand beautyand
and luster of the sHlC stikOffered sIflcOffered 7 7Offered
Offered In praetTOaIl3rJlH shades of which light lIgbtblu4 blue pink cream saddle saddlebrown SAddlebrown saddlebrown
brown golden brown browIJeo brown1Olenhagen CaBinenhagen nhaben lavender and fast black are th the most called calledFirst caUecltor calledfor
for First < Irst Floor FloorBaral FloorBargain Bargain Tables
5 PATTERNS OF THAT FAMOUS FAMOUSN FAMOUS15c FAMOUS15c
15c PARIS BATISTE BATISTEMondaY9 BATISTEMonday9
MondaY9 8 8k c yd ydON ydc
ON c N each piece at intervals of about iji I yards yards and about 3 inches inchesfrom iucbesfrom iuchesfront
from the th selvage lvag youll oul1 noto hot a slight cut about of an Inch long That Thatdefect Thatdef Thatdefect
defect def t resulted from a break in the weaving machinery and was not
discovered until many pieces fI had been woven wovenThese wOEnThese wovenThese
These goods were offered to us at a fraction of their worth Before buying
them we sent many waist patterns to a dressmaker drf 8mak and found that the Imp Imperfections Iruperfrctiona < r rfectlons ¬
fections really did not matter a 6 waist Wft stl could be easily eaaO cut without fachtuInK Deluding
the defect d < tcet In any p part rt where it could ould h be UOU UOUTheae noticedThese noticed noticedThese
These have all white grounds with 1tb black pin dots polka dots dots dot ring and andcombination andcombination andcombination
combination designs Good for mannish waist wafatB or womeVs Wome womena tailored taJ1oredsbirts taJ1oredsbirtsI taJ1oredsbirts59c shirts shirtsi shirts59c birtar birta59c
i r I
59c silkwarp pongee 39c yd ydJust
Just a small quantity A regular lar Oriental pone po N effect Offered Off d in n cream old oWrose oldr oldr8e
rose r tlf garnet navy na pongee ponS brown reseda pink blue natural and black blackWash blAckWuh blackVaah
Wash Goods Dept DeptFiret First Floor
BACHELOR GIRL CHAT CiHATBREAKING CHATI CHATBREAKING CHATBREAKING
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BREAKING INTO MATRIMONY
By D HELEN JlELE ROWLAND ROWLANDI
I shant introduce Intn dUC8 > you to any more moreni moren morene
ni n ne ke < e girls remarked the Bachelor Baebelor GM GMas Girlas GMas
as she tilled the Mere Mans teacup ad aadheld adheld andheld
held a a lump of sugar above it itWhat It ItVhat ItWhat
What have L done inquired inqutNdthe the Mere MereMan MereMan iereMan
Man regarding re rdlng the blue ribbons above aboveher abovel1er abovebar
her elbows with a satisfaction be tried to teconceal toconceal toconceal
conceal by a hurt expression expressionIt
It isnt what you have done returned returnedthe retUrnedthe returnedthe
the Bachelor Girl Girl dropping the sugar r into intothe Itothe intothe
the cup with a little splash but what whatyou whatyou whatyou
you were trying to do You had hold of ofher orher ofher
her hand and were almost almostI t tI
I wasnt interprogod the Mere Iero Man Mandesperately 1IandCipcratoJT MandeapcratJ7
dCipcratoJTWeJl deapcratJ7Well desperately desperatelyWell
Well It looked that way declared the theBachelor theBachelor theBachelor
Bachelor Girl with a shrug of her white whiteshoulders whiteshoulders whiteshoulders
shoulders And nd she added with a re reproachful re reproachful reproachful ¬
proachful sigh I thought I could trust trustyou t1U8tyou treatyou
you youWhy youWh
Why Wh demanded the Mere Man In an anoffended anoffended anoffended
offended tone Tra not not31 at nu oM oMYoure oklYoure o1dYoure
Youre not married Mr Porter re replied re replied replied ¬
plied the Bachelor Girl Gtii 1tI Irrelevantly IrrelevantlyNo
No sighed the Mere Iere Man but butNor butor butNor
Nor or even engaged pursued the Bteh Bachelor Btehelor Btehelur ¬
elor Girl and since there is no reason reasonwhy naBODw reasonwy
why w you ou should behave or be good or be befaithful befaithful befaithful
faithful one would suppose o you might mightDo might1H mightbe
1H 1HDo
Do you mean to say y demanded the theMere the1tIere theMere
Mere Man sitting uj UQ u suddenly aDd put patting putt Putting ¬
ting t ing down his un uatufted tasted tea tea ttoat t t if I Iwere Iwere Iwere
were your yourwere wero anybodys husband luaabandyou luaabandyouwouldnt hiuebandyouwouldnt you
wouldnt trust mo not to flirt with oth other other 0ther ¬
er
Oh dear no protested proteet d the DacbelorGirl Bachelor BachelorGirl llaebelorGirl
Girl filling her cup and sitting att ag down tho thoteapot thoteapot theteapot
teapot with wit a little thump I only mean meanto meanto meanto
to say that its usually forbidden fruit fruitand fruitan fruitand
and an the things he ought ou ht not to do that a am amlln amnn
m mlln n cant resist The very fact ra t that ho hohas hehas hol1Ls
has a perfect right to flirt with a woman womansterns v vomansems oman
sterns 1 ms to take all the edge off the game gamefor gamefor ne nefor
for him Its almost as a difficult to entice enticea
a single man min into a flirtation nowadays nowadaysas
as it Is 1 to keep a married man out of one oneHe oneIIp oneS oneSIll
He Ill doesnt seem to discover how attrac attractive attract attraclive ¬
live t Ie women in general are until he Is tied tiedto Uedto tiedto
to one woman in particular Till very verygirl verygirl verygirl
girl ho would dodge and fly from and andscoff andycoCt andscoff
scoff at before he is married he will suc succumb succumb suecumb ¬
cumb to like a rose to the QUA Uft or an ani anklde anhIrIe
i klde ide to tho nre tire afterward St St Anthony Anthonysingle Anthon AnthonInsle Anthonysingle
single could be trusted tru tcil to resist all the thetemptations thotemptations theteiuptalions
temptations of Beelzebub but if ho had hadbeen hadben hadbeen
been married he couldnt have been n trust trusted trusted trustCd ¬
ed twice around a steamer deck with a apretty aprell apretty
pretty prell woman on a moonlight night nightTwice nightTwice nightTwice
Twice around a steamer deck re remarked remarked romarked ¬
marked the Mere Man thoughtfully sip sipping sipping sipping ¬
ping his tea lg is pretty far faron on a moon moonlight moonlight moonlight ¬
light night nightIts nlgbtIts nfghtItEi
Its too far to trust a husband agreed agreedth agreedthp agreedthn
th thp > Bachelor Girl crossing cros lng her blue satin satinslippers saUnlIpp satinltppers
slippers lIpp rs on the brass fender and stirring stirringher stirringher stirringher
her tea reflectively re ecUvclY Its the long dis distance distance diatance ¬
tance of faith faithWould faithWould faithWould
Would you mind telling me me began beganthe beganthe beganthe
the More Man In humbly humbl Uwhat what is the av average a aruse arerage ¬
erage ruse distance at t which a married man mancan mnncan mancall
can 16 16About 00 00About
callAbout About a quarter of an inch Inter Interrupted Intorrupt interrupted ¬
rupted rupt d the Bachelor Girl succinctly If Ifhes Irhcs 1fhes
hes bored or Ill or lonesome or In need ncodof needor needor
or sympathy tutu nd around aroun Ui0 th world If lie lieIsnt heisnt IC ICisnt
Isnt IsntBut
But a mArried man always needs sym sympathy smpthy sympathy ¬
pathy protoFtftl tho Mere Ire Man with tsjtj a awave awave avavo
wave of 111 14s teaspoon teaspoonHo teaspoonlIo
Ho always thinks he does agreed the thoI
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Bachelor Girl with a sigh He 11 always alwaysoaa aJwaYJ3oaa
oaa 05 had a grievance against t his h wife for forsomething for8OmethJag forsomething
something if ifs Ita0Dl7 only for having married marriedhim DltUriedhbn inariietlhit
him aad taken him from his bachelor flat flatand flatDd flatand
and deprived him of his freedom and andoouoied anddoubled andoubied
doubled his expenses expensesWell expensesWell eo eoWell
Well Well isnt t Wt that enough demanded demandedtHe demandedt demandedtle
tHe t Mere ere Man tan indignantly Wouldnt it itgive itstve Itgive
give wen a a hyena a grievance to be rob robbed robbed robbed ¬
bed of his h freedom and kept in a cage cageand cageaDd cageand
and made to sit 1 up and beg for his mealsangj meals mealsand mea18aDd
and broken to harness harnessAnd barnea barneaAnd harneasAnd
And breaking bleakin a a man into matrimony matrimonyrejoined matrimonyrejoined matrimonyrejoined
rejoined the Bachelor Girl with a wave wmveof waveof waveof
of her hand is 1 Just like taming a wild wildanimal wildanimal itd itdanimal
animal straight lt from the jungle JUft He may mayappreciate mayappreciate mayappreciate
appreciate a good tyome I iomo mo and three meals mealsa moolsday
a day and a comfortable corner by the thefire theftre theflre
fire but be never gets over that restless restlessfeeling r8t1nstUng reaUesefeeling
feeling that longing to roam and to prowl prowlabout prowlabout prowlabout
about nights nl hla You never can tell when whenthe whenthe whenthe
the instinct will break out out and when you youwill youwill
will wake up in the morning to find nd him himgone blmoneUke himgonelike
gone oneUke like the family falnU cat Its It the very veryhusband ver verbusnd veryhustmnd
husband who has ambled along quietly in inthe Inthe Inthe
the beaten path through years and years yearsof yearsof ea eaot
of domesticity domesticityAnd domeaticityAnd
And learned to eat out of your band handbroke bandbroke bandbroke
broke in the Mere Man and to come comewhen COInewhen comewhen
when you whistle and lie low when you youfrown youfrown youfrown
frown and fetch and carry and stand on onhis onhis onhis
his hind legs legsExactly 1ep 1epExactl legsExactly
Exactly Exactl agreed the Bachelor Bachel r Girl GirlIls GirLU Girlits
its U the man who never bq nae thought thou bt of oftasting oCtast11 oftasting
tasting g the spice > ptee in lifes pudding ddg who whosuddenly whosuddenly whosuddenly
suddenly turns against the th matrimonial matrimonialdiet JRtrlmonfaldiet matrimonialdiet
diet of bread and milk and bursts the thebonds thebonds thebonds
bonds to run off with his stenographer or ora orclaorul ora
a chorus girl rl Its the thtLhusbtind husband who is ismost ismOst Ismost
most easily broken to harness who is ismost ismost ismost
most certain to break out of it sooner or orlater orlater orlater
later laterSAnd
laterAfld
ADd to shatter the dashboard and andoverturn an anoverturn antioverturn
overturn the whole social scheme and andleave andleae andleave
leave the family in a muddled heap of ofsurprise ofsurprise ofsurprise
surprise when he does slip away added addedthe addedthe addedthe
the Mere Man with a laugh while the thechap thechap thechap
chap who has gone the pace in his hi prematrimonial prematrImontnl pre peematrimonial
matrimonial days and knows what wild wildoats wildonu wildoata
oats taste like and has balked like Ukebroncho a abroncho a abroncho
broncho at being bridled and saddlod will willcalm willoolm willcalm
calm down once he has been mastered masteredand masteredand masteredand
and trot along like old Dobbin for fo the therest thereat therest
rest of his days i saw a sad sight like likethat likethat likethat
that yesterday he finished with a sigh sighA si sighAwliat h hAwhat
A Awhat what Mr Porter PorterOh PorterOh
Oh a chap wIlD who was 8S once the ladles ladlesdelight ladJesdelight ladlesdelight
delight but now is growing bald and andsmokes andsmokes andsmokes
smokes a plp piPe and keeps hte hl babys pie picture pic picture pieturo ¬
ture on his desk explained explnin d the Mere MereMan MerelInn MereMan
Man regretfully And to think ho hoadded headded hoadded
added with a reminiscent sigh what whatan whntnn whatan
an infinite variety that mans life once oncewas onceWIlS oncewas
was wasThats
Thats precisely why he Isnt likely IIkel to totire tothe totire
tire of monotony rejoined the Bachelor BachelorGirl BachelorGirl BachelorGirl
Girl Its the man who never has rung rungthe rUn rUnthe rungthe
the changes on love before befO e marriage c who whoIs whoIs whois
Is most apt to pine for a change after afterward aiterwnrd afterward ¬
ward Its the one who never has zone sonethe zonethe < ono onotho
the pace who suddenly rebels at t being beingput beingput beingput
put through his paces Its tho little Sun Sunday SUnday Sunday ¬
day school superintendent who never has hasbeen hasboen hasbeeii
been a minute late to dinner nor missed misseda
a morning service and who kisses his hiswife his1i hiswife
wife 1i by the clock and keeps his emotions emotionssconds emotionsunder emotionsunder
under pck and key who suddehly ab abseonds abseonds
seonds with the cook or the pretty prett choir choirsinger choirsinger choirsinger
singer and the firms rms money Its the thehusband thohusband thehusband
husband you think you can trust at t long longdiHtanco longdistance
distance who gives you ou the shortest no notice flOtic isOtice ¬
tice tic and goes the farthest Its the man manwho manWllO manwile
who never n r has known what variety Is
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THE BUSY CORNER
125 herringbone suitings i iand e 98 98d 98dand d dand
and other fashionable dress goods at bargain prices pricesHwrry pricesflurry pricesHuny
flurry the Dress ress Goods along to the dressmaker 9i or yon youll II not have your spring s ring suit Completed Completedwhen com coiitplctcdwhen leted I IttJuu
when you U wish it Buy BII the inatfrials NlJ ri Monday olllia This Herringbone SuUwg SlI iHg we are a offering at 980 a yd ydis yd ydis
is a splendid vahie fJO Rea Really ought gkt to sell S n for 125 a ayd yd Alllke All the 11 new spring spr l sho sksjlet Jw8 es no tozbui but we cannot cannotsay cannotsay
say sa for how hOttl 10 bug u Nineteen N siIce tdCell other lots in Mondays ondqi s sale saleA sa calei I
i o A notable purchase purchaseworth purchasej T
j 400 spring suits suitsworth
worth up to 4000 and andworth
7100 100 silk dresses dressesvorth
worth up to 3500 a garment garmentYou garmentat garmentat
at 1975 each eachYOtI r rYou >
You can positively while this sale lasts get the best suits ever offered in this city at 1975 I9 5
They are mostly sample suits Five of the countrys best makers have supplied the suits none of which whichsell whichsell whichsell
sell regularly under 2500 2 OO and very ery few worth so little All styles good this season to be found The Thedresses Tbedresses Thedresses
dresses likewise are samples coming from several makers Not one worth under 2500 25x0 2oo and an the majority majorityworth majorityworth majorityworth
worth nearer to 3500 3500THE 3500I 3500THE
I THE SUITS I I I THE HANDSOME DRESSES I
These are even better values than thanthe thaathe thanthe
the dresses In herringbone herrtngboDeshadow serge sergeshadow aergesshadow
shadow stripe panamas plain pans panamas paumas pansInns
Inns mas check panamas and novelty suit 811ltColorings ¬
ings Colorings grWn greea n blue bI bin black
brown and th the novelties In light mix mixtures mIxtu mixtures ¬
tures turesSome tu turesSome
tuSome
Some are made in pointed back and
front style others the most popular p
Butterfly model and material of
these fe 1 the new Panajah doth dothTrlmmbtgB dothTrim dothTrimmings
Trimmings Trim are of contrasting contraadz sIlk stiksome IdJIE IdJIESO sIlksome
some SO 1tll of ttarroonisins silk IIIlk others otbefttancy othersfancy < T Tfancy
fancy silk braid braidSkirts braJdSkim braidSkirts
Skirts are flare pleated or the new newtunic newtume newtuztie
tunic effect introduced tatrO ueM into lone pan panels panohs ¬
els ls at the sides Brood folds fGJ Ia or oror bands bandsof bsdaof
of the same material trim many of the theskirts thesklrt
skirts
I like who wearies of monotony lid lidabout ROCS ROCSabout goc gocabout
about looking for a change chaeand and sympa sympathy QIIIIIaI synipathy ¬
I thyAnd thy And nd who always can find It appended 8PPeD4eC1tbe appendedthe appendedthe
the Mere Man MaD nonchalantly WowtBsr b1owi a asmoke aI asmoke
smoke ring ringWhy rlDgWhJ ringWh7 >
I Why do you say 7 that The Bachelor BachelorGirls BacbelOIGirl BachelorGirls
Girls Girl blue satin heels dropped from the thefendor theI thefender
fender with 1th a sharp little click clickBecause elicitneeau clickBocause I
Because o every woman i Sa willing wiUIn to tosympathize tol toli tosymithie
i sympathize with a man for betas being mar married mAri martied ¬
i tied to anybody anybod but herself returned returnedthe retumeclthe returnedthe
the Mere Man A married man who whowants whowants whowants
wants to flirt with a girl has only to be begin be bestal begin ¬
gin by telling her what a trying tt7lagtlon disposi disposition dispesitic0 ¬
tion his wife has haS Msnd and how uncongenial uncongenialami unconpolaJand uncongeolaland
and sympathetic and andYes lIcI lIcIYes andYes
Yes Yes cried the Bachelor Girl thats thatsthe that thatLbe thatsthe
the way they always I WayS do begin beginBecause beftDtMy beginBeeause
Because they know It wilt work re rejoined re rejoIaed rejoined ¬
joined the Mere re Man M smillnc to himself himselfIt blm himselfIt elfIt
It Isnt the man himself that interests a agirl aprl agirl
girl half so much as the sport of cutting cuttingoat eutUnloat cuttingout
oat some other WOIDaDAnd wotnsnAnd woman womanAnd
And it Isnt l8 t the girl herself that in interests iDtere isterests ¬
terests ts a man retorted the Bachelor BachelorGtrlj BachelorGirl BachelorGirl1
Gtrlj Girl half so much as the tbethe the situation situationA
A woman Woman can keep her husband true to toher tober tohor
her in the face of a hundred hourto Just Justso justso justso
so IlJn long a s he doocmt doo nt meet the situation situationWhat IlituaUonhll1 situationhst
What WhatSo hll1 hsts0 I ISo
So long as he is not bored or blue or orsick Orsick Orsick
sick or unsuccessful Cul or lonely 1oDe1 so long longas loneas longas
as she can Keep him busy bu 7 and d Interested Interestedand lnlere Interestedand tM tMand
and occupied and cheerful so long as he hehas hebas hehas
has no time to look for distraction or va variety variety variety ¬
riety or amusement 90 long as he cant cantfeel cantfeCI eantfeel
feel the tug of the string shes hes got tied tiedto tiedto tiedto
to him so far a s he thinks he has a per perfect perfect perfeet ¬
fect right to go You can trust t a hus husband husband busband ¬
band round the world worl if be has his head headfull headrun
full of business and his hands full of cfdollars ofdollars ofdollars
dollars but you ou cant trust him five min minutes minutes zuluutes ¬
utes alone with a trained nurse when he heis hes
i is s weak and HI and idle and in need of ofsympathy ots ofsympathy I
sympathy sympathyI s mp thy thyI
I dont see why wh you are so down on onsympathy onsympathy onsympathy
sympathy objected the Mere ere Man peer peevishly pee peelabl peerIshly ¬
ishly labl Its It a great comfort comfortAnd comfortAnd comfortAnd
And it always wears wea rattled petticoats petticoatsand pettlcotsand petticoatsand
and a bis bl bl hat and violets and manicures manicuresits tna manicuresIts lcu esIts
its linger nails and powders its nose
Princess Pri and Jumper styles and nd demirostntnes Mmi Otltumea < Some with sleeves of same samematerial mematerial minematerial
material and yokes yok of lac 1a lace others without sleeves or yoke made m In the Japanese Japaneseshoulder JaPIUMM8bCKlkSer JapanesesIioulder
shoulder effects with shoulder formed of o fine tucks and still others with sleeves sleevesand fdeeesand sleevesaiid
and yoke of laee or net In while bite or ecru ecruThe ecruThe ecruThe
The materials ter1a18 are the very latest la IatestflsJahs tRIlJaba Rajahs foulard taffetas novelty silks silksAc Bilks BilksI silkse
I Ac e The colors are brown and tan in a great variety of tones to bines of 1 all 11 lends lendsfrom kbIdsfroa Icladsfrom
from the Item Alice Alicablus slue down to the dark navy wine and checks and stripes rfpen of ofpJeasnc ofaI8olllaek oCalso
pJeasnc WaUos also aI8olllaek Mack and Mack and aMIof white whiteTJ whitetsed
TJ tsed Mi in at ao of aarrow nsrro MVtscs ntIee braid formed tote sla deafens slIkdsrst slIkdsrstdeaIipi sOUi is ri iMsied iMsieddeafens Auell4etdp8
deafens bsMuksxof filet iuet net wjgt ali appllqud at j sd deafcas of 1 the same material materialgown as asgown
gown 110 Ac AcSome AcScM8e c cStwne
Some have the Ions front panel Rei effect ffr t and masf of the skirts are u formed r of
lone pleats with tlth fold triauntac around bottom bottomEach bottomE bottomEach I
Each E dress shows aIIov the hand of o an aDrtist artist tat tatand tile selection or material trIm trkamt trImminga
mt minga and color
that matrimony is running along 18D on ofledwheels oDeclwh oIled oIledwhejie
wheels wh that you bear a creak and a a spoke spokeCans spokefaDs spoketans
Cans out Its It Just when you reach the thepoint theJOIDt thepoint
point where you think you can safely safelypack mtlypack rely relylack
pack up and too m on your summer vacation vacationand vaeatioaaDd vacationand
and leave 1Mv your husband alone Joae that you yousuddenly yeabd yonsuddenly
suddenly find nd a a spangled slipper er In his hisvalise hIavallee hisvalise
valise or a pink note in his pockets It Itwa Itwaa Itwarn
wa warn Just when I had convinced coavt eed myself myselfthat myselfthat SeIl SeIlthat
that you were Impervious and untaipres untaipresstomtbte untmpresoMhie unlinpressionable
stomtbte and could be trusted ti as 8 far as asJapan uJ asJapsu
Japan J or the antipodes that I found you youcouldnt youC youcouldnt
couldnt C be trusted tnl In a a Nm < corner cornerThats eorJIIh eorJIIhnats cocnerThats
Thats itr It declared the Mere Meredespaoately Man Mandesperately Iaad
desperately d l7 A dim di corner 1 fa > a whole lot lotmore Jotmore lotmore
more dangerous aas < oa than tha the antipodes And Andyet AIMIt Andyet
yet t yo you t wttt 1U go and leave me for two twohours twohoDC8 twohours
hours on a divan with the prettiest girl girlin girtIs l lIR
in the room and come back and blame blameno bIeDIe bm bmms
no for fo what I did didFor dIdFor didIor
For what t 7u didnt do Mr Porter Portercorrected PorlercomelY Portercorrected
corrected the Bachelor Girl GIrL but would wouldhave w9aldhave wotddhave
have done If I hadnt h interrupted interruptedNo
No o wonder that girl rl felt sorry for for1II forme or orme
me exclaimed the Mere M Man with a asigh aI asigh
sigh I of desperation desperationSorry d perat1oaSorry desperationSorry
Sorry for youT youTFor you youFor youFor
For being Iteto hi love with you youOh youUOII yOuOh
UOII Oh you told her be thatr thatrYes tIMlir tIMlirYea thatiyes
Yes Yea and how IIowotten often we dfsagreet dfsagreetWhat disegreeLAnd bt
WhatAnd What WhatAnd
And how bo cold and unsympathetic unsympatheticHovr wmJDpataetJeHo
Hovr Ho dared your yourAnd you yeuAJad youAnd
And how many times you had refused refusedme r refusedms ftJSed ftJSedIDe
me meOar Oar The achetor Be elor Girl smiled de derisively de derisiveb donaively ¬
naively And I suppose supp she told yon yonthat Oftthat youthat
that you were lucky luckyHo l1IckyNo Inekyo
Ho o sae4 ghed the Mere Man M on OI y that thatI
I was foolish fooitahAnd foolishAnd GOIIDAJtd
And that I was s cold and calculating calcwtattBgand caIcuMtIDbaDd calculatingand
and unworthy unworthyNo unworthyNo
No 0 interrupted th the Mere rere Maa only
that you were foolish too tooWhat toOU1b tooTo
U1b What WhatTa < t trefus
Ta refuse refuseReally refus refusRca1Iy refuseResiIy +
Really ReallyTo Rca1IyTo ResiIyF0
To refuse refus such a eh ehBobby e eBobb eliBobby
Bobby Bobb Porter PorterTo PorterTo PorterTo
To refuse such suckperfoct perfect devotion m mfatbed fin fiaCd finIsbed
fatbed Cd the Mere Man with hasty impro improvisation ro1sa Improvisation ¬
visation 1sa tJon
I
HOW SHOULD A LAWYER PROPOSE TO A GIRL
The following has been suggested as asa asa asa
a a good form for a lawyer proposing proposingmarriage proP proposingmarriage lng lngmarriage <
marriage marriageTo
To Ann nn Bright of Blank in the county countyof count countof countyot
of Blank Spinster Daughter Dn ter of Edward EdwardBright Ed1UdBright EdwardBright
Bright of the same place Gentleman Gentlemanand G Gentlomanand tIUNtn tIUNtnand
and of Mary Iary Ills lilswlfe lilswlfeMadam wife wifeMadam wifeMadam
Madam Whoroas W roos I the undersigned undersignedJohn unc1eralgnedJohn undersignedJohn
John Smith am a bachelor of the age ageof ageottwentelght ageof
of ottwentelght twentyeight years and am m and have havebeen havebeen havebeen
been for three years and upward upw rd now nowlast nowlast nowlast
last past In practice as a an attorney and andpractitioner anapractitioner andpractitioner
practitioner at law lawAnd JawAnd lawAnd
And whereas tho not annual Income Incomeand Incomeand incomeand
and emoluments arising from the prac practice praetlce practice ¬
tice of my said profession amount amount to tho thosum thosum thesum
sum of 1500 and upward and hi addi addition addition addition ¬
tion thereto I am possessed of or other otherwise otherwise otherwise ¬
wise entitled to real and personal prop property property property ¬
erty producing a further net annual In InQomo Inomo income
come omo or 1000 or thereabouts making to together tosether together ¬
gether with the aforesaid professional professionalincome profc professionalincome lonal lonalIncome
income a total Income of 2500 500 OO or there thereabouts therenbouts thereabouts ¬
abouts nboutsAbility
Ability to Maintain Wife WifeAnd WIfeAnd tree treeAnd
And whereas having regard to the nor several 5e 5eeral nororal ¬
eral facts ncts hereinbefore recited re ited I the said saidJohn stUdJohn saidJelm
John Smith am in inn a position to maintain maintainand mwntI mamnininand ln lnand
and keep 4 wife and I am aln api desirous to en enter enter enter ¬
ter the holy state of matrimony matrimonyAnd matrimonyAnd matrimonyAnd
And whereas on divers occasions occasionsand OCCftstonsand Occasionsand
and in divers places I have observed OMcMedthe observedthe j jthe
the manner mnnn r behavior and demeanor d tneanorDC
you Ou the said Ann Bright and I Ihave IIrac Ihave
have further made or or caused cameil to be made madesul1dr
sul1dr inquiries and investigations inve8t1 tlons con concernlns conccmlD conccrulng
cernlns ccmlD the characterj character disposition dspo db1osiUon l ont babltst lluDlt iabLts t tt
t
interrupted the Bachelor Girt sarcastical sarcastically ¬
ly It never by any an chance has a a hump humpor bwppOr
or orfrock freckles > or can be ea IR a a dowdy dowQtrack dowdyfrock
frock Its the one 0 thing that a wits wtcto has hasto baato
to It Itwhere tear eu and tit t a a man aJwqa can canwbe U Ond Ondwhere
where yon lest 1Nt expect it and andOh aJId aJIdoea andOh
Oh oea I dont know broke e in the Mere MereMan MereMaD MereMan
Man Ive found a lot cf sympathy sympathyright Q1DpathJrtpt sympathyrIght
right in good society societyWherer odet7hereT societyWhere
Where WhererAt WhereAt hereTAt
At pink teas t explained the Mere MereMan MereMala MereMan
Man Mala uaJMl and cotillions Nice girls who felt feltsorry 1elt80rry feltsorry
sorry fee me when I got engaged aged to one oneof OReol
of their chums c and sweet little lttt1 things thingswho thtDlawlap thingswiko
who pitied IJBd me for having JIL to dance so sooften sooften sooften
often with other sweet ttttie things and andtender aadtender andtender
tender hearts that bled for me because becauS I Ifelt Ifelt Ifelt
felt tenderhearted telMler te4 toward other otherAnd otItet otItetAJId otherSAnd
And I dont suppose you ever led themon them thomOs
on 011 interrupted the Bachelor Girl synic synically synleally
ally 11 setting down her teacup p with a alittle alittle alittle
little clatter b7g by bj assuming a woebegone woebegoaeattitude woeHSOAeattl woebegoneattlude
attitude Mle or by any of those touching little littleInnuendoes littleInDueadfta littleInnuendoes
Innuendoes or those pitiful titul appeals ap that thata thata
a man in search of sympathy 7IDpat always ap applies applies applies ¬
plies just in i the right place placeYou pIaftYou placeYou
You seem to know all about It It re remarked re remarked remarked ¬
marked the Mere Man IIIa briefly as he Ut lita Uta Uta
a a fresh cigarette cigaretteI
1 dont know Itoo anything sighed the theBachelor tboBachelor theBachelor
Bachelor Girl hopelessly pel7 001 I wouldnt wouldnteven woukJlttev wouhinteves
even ev know how to hold a husband If I Ihad Ihad IhaI
had one If I i followed him about aboutADd aboutADdkept JUM JUMkept mad madkept
kept Jugging bg his elbow hed get bored boredand da boredsad
and a Ci if I 1 let him go aDd didnt bother botherabout botberabout botherabout
about bite hed get lonely and whichever whicheverhe wl elaeverbe
he did did hed for I IAnd
go bunting forSlDptLthy sympathyAaU sympathy sympatbyAnd
And the situation would present it itself itself ¬ I IIf
self If finished ftn bed the Mere Man MaaIn Man1n I IIn
In a pink hat and openwork stock stockinga atocltlA8aad stocklags
lags lA8aad and a Bcrntrardt veil h added acld l the theBachelor tINBacbelor theBachelor
Bachelor Girl contemptuously con temp uousl Thats Thatsthe Thatsthe ati atitile
the trouble A wife never can tell ju just JWitwhen justwhen ti tiwhen
when the situation and an the woman will willpresent willpresent iU I Ipreeeat
present themselves themse1 Its It always when whenshe whensIle whenshe
she has settled down to the conclusion conclusionthat 1on 1onthat i ithat
that her husband is made of adamant adamantand adamantand
and can be trusted at long distance and andtaken andtaken
taken off his leading Jead strings that he turns turnsaround tUIDSanUnd turnsaround
around cut the traces aad shatters all allher Allher allher
her theories Its Just when you think
propensities tastes likes and dislikes of ofyou OC3oOU ofyou
you th the said Ann Bright and have havethereby baethereby havethereby
thereby and by other sufficient means meansduly moonsduly meansduly
duly satisfied satls ed myself my elt that you the said saidAnn saidAnn ld I
Ann Bright Briglnare are in all respects a fit fitand fitand fItand
and proper person to become the wife wifeof wifeor wifeor
or me the said John Smith SmithDetermined SmithDcterminec1 SmithDetermined
Determined Upon Marriage ainrrlngcAnd JlnrrfnJcAnd MarriageAnd
And whereas after due and mature maturedeliberation maturedeUberation maturedeliberation
deliberation I haw determined to make makeunto makeunto makeunto
unto you ou the offer hereinafter expressed expressedNow expressedNow expressedNow
Now in pursuance of such determina determination determination determination ¬
tion and for divers good causes cau s me here hereunto hereunto hereunto ¬
unto moving I the said John Smith Smithdo Smithdo Smithdo
do hereby irrevocably but subject never nevertheless nevertheless nevertheless ¬
theless to the stipulation contained In Inthe intho Inthe
the final clause hereof offer and tender tenderunto tenderunt tenderunte
unto unt you ou the said Ann Bright all that thatand thatand thatarid
and those my rn heart Hand l and body soul soulmind soulmind soulmind
mind mind understanding and affections to be beheld beheld beheld
held by you to the use of you the said saidAnn s01dAnn saidAnn
Ann Bright for and during the term of ofyour ofour ofyour
your our natural life In case you shall pre predecease predecease prodecease ¬
decease me me or for and during our joint jointlife JOIn jointlife t tme
life in case I shall predecease you youSeven youSccn youSeven
Seven Dny Dn Days Given Her HerAnd lIerAnd 11crAnd
And I hereby promise and declare that thatin thatIn thatIn
in the event event of you OU th said Ann Bright Brightintimating BrightIntImatlng Brightintimating
intimating to me In writing or otherwise otherwisewithin otherwisewithin otherwisewithin
within the space of seven days next n xt after afterthe afterthe afterthe
the date upon which this letter shall be beserved beserved beserved
served upon you ou or left for you iou at your yourlast yourInst OUr OUrlast
last known place of abode your ou accep acceptance acceptanco aeceplance ¬
lance of the offer off > r hereby bereb made as afore aforesaid aforesakE ¬
said 581 I will within a reasonable period periodthereafter periodthereafter periodthereafter
thereafter Intermarry with you ou the ttI said saidAnn aidAnn saidAnn
Ann Bright at such su h church or in such suchytlier suehijth suchvthe
ytlier ijth vthe r building Juildln uUdln as you may select for orthat that
purpose p rpose and will 111 at all times thereafter thereafterduring thereafterdurinS thereafterduring
during our Joint lives at my own expense expensein expe
in all things maintain and keep you 8U the thesaid thesaid thesaid
said Ann Bright as my lawful wife wifeProvided wireProvided wifeProvided
Provided always and the tb offer ffer here ¬
by made as aforesaid is upon the theprt8S ex express axpress ¬
press condition that that If Ifyu you the said saidAnn saidAnn saidAnn
Ann Bright shall haU not within 1lhln the space spaceof SpACCot spaceof
of seven days dn after the service or de de ¬
livery of this letter as aforesaid Inti Intimate Intimate Intlmate ¬
mate by writing ritmg or otherwise your Our ac acceptance acceptance ¬
ceptance of the said offer the same offer offershall offershan offershall
shall thereupon be absolutely null and andvoid AndOld andvoid
void anything aQ tblng herein contained to the thecontrary tkecontrary thecontrary
contrary notwithstanding
In witness whereof I haw we hereunto hereuntoset h hereuntoset roonto roontoset
set my hand designated myself as asYour asYour asYour
Your humble servant senant
senantJOHN
JOHN SMITH SMITHFnclns S SMITHFacing UT UTl1ncJn
Facing l1ncJn the Enemy EnemyPtea EncmTPI9m EnemyFrom
From the X New < nr To Yolk HenhL HenhLTwo HembiTwo L LTwo
Two veterans of the civil war were ore in inJhe inhe Inho
Jhe he habit of joHylng jo ying each other other In re resard re regard regard
gard to a lack of valor on the field of orbnttle ofbattle
battle battleWhy bnttleWb
Why Wb said tho one one at IhlTvery ffi verj first firstengagement firstengagement firstengagement
engagement when the order was given givento gbento givento
to retreat treat you OU wore so scared that you youthrew youthrew ou outhrew
threw down your our arms and ran for dear dearlire dearlife
lire lireNonsense
Nonsense replied the other That Thatwas Thatwas ThatWa
was Wa the time I got the three fi fl > ah woundn
In the chest If Id d been running away awayas aWa aWaas awayas
as you claim I would have been shot in
the back backOh backOh backOh
Oh no you wouldnt wouldnt returned his
friend The reason you got tshQt shot In tho thochest thoCktst
chest was wa because you u took t k to the th river riverand rherand riverand
and were trying to get away in a row
boat i
Plenty of tans in our ourKolonial
Koloniallow Kolonial low shoes
And this is a very important fact to toremember toremember toremember
remember as tho demand will be greater
than ever this season and tan leather is isscarce 18acarCe60 isscarceso
scarce acarCe60 60 scarce in fart that not kmg kmgt
ago a large factory was JbIlg6d ohiged to lay by bysome bysome
some oe t its force simply because it had hadrun hadrun hadrun
run out of tan stock entirely nUrly Hurry for foryour toryour foryour
your supply of Tan Kolontals while we
have plenty We W are still tJU selling them at atour atour atour
our steadfast prices of or a pair pair3OO
300 and 350
The New Old OldKolonial OldKolonlal OldKolonisl
Kolonial Pump Pumpwith Pumpwith Pumpwith
with pointed pointedtongue poIntedtongue pointedtongue
tongue and buckle buckleis buckleIs buckleIs
is one of the latest latestand latestand latentand
and daintiest of the tJMrotS
rotS 10 styles Others Othersare Otherare Othersare
are Two Twoeyelet TwoeyeletTies eyelet eyeletTies eye 1 e t tMes
Ties Threeeyelet ThreeeyeletTies Thr ThreeeyeletTies eYelet eYeletT
Ties T s Bluchers BluchersButton B BluehersButton I u e her fI fIButton
Button Oxfords Oxfordsand Oxfordsand Oxfordsand
and Regular Style StylePumps Styl StylPumps StylePumps
Pumps
Shoe Dept T ept
In addition to tothe tothe tothe
the very popular populartans populartans r rtau
tans of all shades shadeswe sbadeMWe shadeswe
we have shiny shinyleathers shinyleathers shinyleathers
leathers kid Jeath Jeather heathera
1 ere and dull dullleathers d dullleathers u 11
leathers and there thereis thflreIs thereis
is no better shoe shoemade shJemadf shemade
1 made at the price pricethan pricpthan pricethan
than KANNS KO KOLONIALS K Kt KOLONIALS
t LONIALS LONIALSecond LOXIA 1s 1secon
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EMBROIDERIES EMBROIDERIESAt
At Atprices prices inlowness in lowness almost unbelievable at any season seasonSwiss seasonSwiss seasonSwiss
Swiss shirtwaist frontings frontingsTwo
Two great lots of Swiss of unusually good qualities The cot collection 0011ection cotlection ¬
lection includes Blind Shadow Filet Conventional Conventional and Openwork Openworkdesigns Openworkdesigns Openworkdesigns
designs in both neat and showy effects effectsOT effectsLOT
Values Up to 150 a Q cents centsLOT centst
LOT OT l 69
I t yard Sale price prIce I J Jues j JJ yard yardLOT yardLOT
2J Values ues UP to 298 a I s QQ cents centsyard centsL
LOT 2 98
t L yard Sale price pnce j jFine j I J yard yardFine yardFine
Fine Swiss bandings ban dings 14000 yds ydsThis
This lot comprises a makers entire sample line of fine Swiss SwissBandings SSSBaadings SwissBndings
Bandings in hundreds of f different differ t patterns all this seasons de designs designs designs ¬
signs and offered at an average of less l s than half price pricer pricef
f r 2 inches to 8 inches wide 1 1LOT I JL 1 cents
LOT LOT31 3 J Values 15c l5cayardupto4Oca a yard up to 40c a 112 j jyard t jp 2
l t yard Sale price j jf yard yardcents yar yarI d
f I 3 inches to 10 inches wide 1 1LOT
cents centsJust
LOT 4 1 Values 49c a yard r to 69c a yard yardSale yardI J 16
I Sale Saleprice price r j jJACKETS iT yard yardLACE
T AL I T JACKETS JACKETSGUIMPES j
LACE I 41 1 GUIMPES GUIMPESYOKES GUIMPESFVC YOKES YOKESWORTH g ES 65 b bWORTH Co CoWORTH
WORTH 100 TO 250 250I 25OJust
I Just a small lot secured u1ld from an importer who wanted to Mms of these thesepieces ese esepieces
pieces l befIoft > cflm returning home homeThe homeThe homeThe
The Bolero Jackets are or mull combined ed with lace lace Knen li with Venice Jaoe JaoeMedaltton ieeenisdeftisu
Medaltton f trimming also a a few of alllace alllaceThe allIMIeTIle alllaceThe
The lace yokes are Point Venice to a number of very estecthre e eetneIAce ectfve ttmirpm
The Ice Gnfanpes Gtdm have sleeves sleereNot st sleevesNot f1 iNot
Not one pfeee m In the lot ever sold for less than 1 L and from this ariee up to
II JO Now Monday Q tSc c for choice First Floor FloorS S Kann Sons A Co
I
WOMAN ABOUT TOWN TOWNFRAILTIES TOWNFRAILTIES TOWNFRAILTIES
FRAILTIES AND FOIBLES OF HER SEX
JIn II 2 2r 2wtR sInes Haste < trt trtisysyhm hmjintav hmjintavwfll
r isysyhm isysyhmwm
wfll sot mi tal B a aIMt isle ttfeArts isleflete
Arts IMt at t fch WIAleI < m n nS MJIBBU MJIBBUAidx
S S S S SUds
Aidx AleI to Memory MemoryMy MemoryMi IentorrXl
Xl My two sfcnghaersinlaw V 8illlaw pofte a great greatsal sreatMal greatdial
Mal sal of fun at BM a because of what they theycall theeU theyiIl
call my memory system saM m an elderly elderlymatron eIdesVJnatron elderlymatron
matron from IBtooia who is spdIng ISM luthij the thewinter tilehere thefater
winter here But ot everybody bo to have havesome havesome we weOMe
some way of recatHns things thI and I think thinkmine UaqakIs thkkedna
mine h Is > just as good as theirs Yesterday YesterAaywe y ywe
we were all trying to remember how be Ions IonsFanny longFanny I
Fanny Campbell eD has been marrtocL marrtocLGeorges marriedGoorges 1 1Geerp
Georges wife insisted that the marriage marriagetook man1aptOOk marrIagetoolt
took place ht litI InI m mI
I know it did1 did she said because of ofthe olthe ofthe
the gown I wore It was nttde flat m Ia the theback UNhAck theback
back Bustles w went nt out that fIJI taB I know knowso kDowso knowso
so it must have bavebeea been In I II inI
1 I dont t think Fanny was married UN UNSV tillft tIlt1I
ft SV 1I Henrys wife said 1 Imow I know her wed wedding wecldillS wedding ¬
ding gown had potted sleeves Nobody iModwore Nobodyvom Nobodywore
wore puffed sleeves in iBAIMI sV sVAnd s sAnd
And then they argued and argued and andftnalty IUIhaUy andIlually
ftnalty appealed to ine I knew exactly exactlywhen exactlywitea exactlywhen
when It took place because b 1 left my lit little Dttie Uttie ¬
tie Lucy with My y mother while e I went to tothe totile tothe
the wedding we wedd and when I came hack hackmother baetta backmother
mother a told me Lucy had stead atone atoneAlt aJooeAU aloneAll
Alt of my children stood atone at tea tenmonths teainoIatbs teaioiZba
months inoIatbs and Lucy was born to February Fuar7J FebruaryihG FebruaryJSa
JSa ihG Another day ay they argued aueda about what whatmonth whatmolltb whatmonth
month President McKinley was shoe shoeGeorges sboLrle1 shotGeorges
Georges rle1 wife said It was August because becauseit
it happened while she was at Atlantic AtlanticCity AtlaadeCity AtlanticCity
City Henrys wife insisted it was Octo October Oetoher Oct Octher ¬
her because shed d bought t a faR hat that thatvery batvwy thatwry
very day and was coming oat of the mU milliners mUUllfts mUliners ¬
liners when she heard the news Of Ofcourse OfI Ofcourse
course I knew it was early in September Septemberwithout SeptembHwttbout Septemberwithout
without thinking tbaki about it for a a minute minuteIt mtnuteIt minuteIt I
It happened on the first say flaymy my boy Fred Fredsat Fredsat Fredset
sat up after typhoid fever 111 Lately when whenGeorges wbeltGeocges whenGeorges
Georges wife lie and Henrys HeR wife ask me mewhen mewhen mewhen
when a thing happened they always dwlt dwltho say sayWho sayWho
Who ho was a baby tbenr then or Who was wasJust wasSuet M Mjust
Just going goln into trousers then I dont dontmind dtmind doatmind
mind their laughing I guess children chllcJtftlabout are areabout aeabout
about the best things one can have MVIrIds as asaids asaids
aids Ids to memory Theyre better uer anyway anywaythan alywaythan TML7 TML7than
than sleeves and bats and It Georges Georgeswifo Geoqe GeoqewIfe GeorgeswIfe
wIfe and and Henrys wife had saMts of theftown tJlelrown theft theirown
own they wouldnt laugh lau at my 111 memory memorysystem JReIIt9rYsystem memorysystem
system systemAssociation systemsoclctlon
S 5 5Association
Association soclctlon of Ideas IdennSpeaking IdenSpeaking IdeasSpeaking
Speaking of memory systems aDs IarlcnCraig MarionCraig Marion MarionCraig
Craig the reader tells tell me that for tea teayears teeyearS tenyears
years she has haS ma been haunted tad by b a chain chainof aIBoCl chainofI
of oCl I think one way call it astocJation 8ISE clRt1on of ofideas oCideas ofIdeas
ideas of which several links are mIssing mtasfogWhen mlMluSV1t811 mIssingWhen
When I was in college she says saysMiss MJS MJSMlss saysMiss
Miss Craig took her degree at the Univer University tnlverstty tmnkeratty ¬
sity of Minnesota Mlnnesotathere there was a boy in inmy inmy R
my class whose name was Gale We Ye hap happened luLppened happened ¬
pened to be very ery strong en psychology PSdK Iogy m mthat b1 Inthat
that class and one of the members made madeup madeup nadeup
up a conundrum Why Is Gale kin to tolove to100el tolove
love The answer was the easiest thing thingpossible Udagpossible thingpossible
possible to remember remem It began gan Because Becausea
a gale is a wind 1nd and a wind is a aephyr aephyrand apbyraDd sephyrand
and zephyr zcph r is yarn and a yarn is a tale taleand tal4and taleand
and a tale is 15 1 Thats where my chain chainbreaks chAinbrooks chainbreaks
breaks I cant for the life of me remem remember remem remember rememher ¬
ber what a tale is nor how the lingo goes goestill goesWIlt
till WIlt It comes to something that Is a pity
and pIty is alto to love The association associationIdeas U8OCIationso
St Ideas was 90 dear that one couldnt couldntforget cealdntf eonldntforget
forget f and still rYe forgotten The only onlytwo onlytwo onlytwo
two class ntafeas ma Iw r nfet st for f years rs have haveforgotten haeferp8ttea have1erten
forgotten More of the chain than I have haveIve ha harYe haveIve
Ive actually lain lai awake nights J trying try to topiece tuIIeoe topiece
piece it oat but what a tale tal is i or what wbatIt whatIt whatte
It IB thafs tllar a pity are things Fm sure 111 IIInever 111JIe9Ier 111never
never recall recallAnother TeCaIInoUler
S S S S SAnother
Another noUler Memory Iemor Pegs le System SystemI
I onee paid a teacher cher of a memory sys system systern s sWIll ¬
tem 3 2 In I order that I 1 might mi bt have the thenames theOf thenames
names of the Presidents Axed In my mymind myIIIiM mymind
mind It took m me only one lesson Ies to toleant toIeea toIeaz
leant Ieaz them because as the teacher > r raid raidI pa paI eai4I
I was very quick at grasping the associa association aWOCiat10ft aneoctation ¬
tion idea To remember the firs Presi President Pftsit President ¬
dent t you Oa would naturally think of some something 1etb something ¬
thing tb that in your experience 4xpeneu cam ca came D1f first firstThis fleetThis
This called up Monday which while not nottechnically nottechnkaUy nottechaheally
technically the first day of the wees week is isthe Isthe Isthe
the first work W rlt day It is also wash h day dayand dayaB4 dayand
and when youve said to yourself Theftrst Therst The Thefirst
first rst work day is washing day da you have haveWashington baTeWublDgtoa haveWashington
Washington on the tip of your tongue tOlllUeAfter tongueAfter tongueAfter
After that knowing knolD the first President Presidentyou PrPSldentOu PresidentYOU
you Ou associate him with the idea of a man manand manaDd manand
and you say to yourself Whose hoee was w the thefirst theft thofirst
first wash day in history hi tory and Involun Involuntarily Involuntarily involuntarily ¬
tarily you reVly reply Adams dam And ld after afteryouve afteryouve afteryouve
youve youve realized that Adam had wash washdays washdays
days days you ask yourself what else el e he had hadHe hadHe batLHe
He had a son I cant recall n how the theJeffer theJeerer theJeffer
Jeffer got into th the > > chain but it came in inquite inquite inquite
quite naturally and from that point on onthe onthe onthe
the memory nw teacher ttaC r led me through the thelist thelWt thelist
list so easily eastl and gently that I scarcely scarcelynoticed searcelynoticed IY IYI
noticed I was giving rivi up 2 It was wuwoaderful a awonderful awonderful
wonderful system and an alt my life I shall shallremember ahaUremember shallremember
remember the first two Presidents As Asto Asto Asto
to th the others I can look them up from fromtime fromtime fromtime
time to time when iw neesoary essary I It i is not notthe Dottoe notthe
the fault of the t system 851 YSt that Ive forgot forgotten forsotren forgotten
ten them Perhaps I onght to have ha taken taknDO takenmore
more DO lessons Ieasoa m it but atblrst as I have havealways Itav6alays havealways
always been for knowledge kDOW Presidents at atI
I 1 a head are ar rather ratberRe high highRefjnlnr highRegular
Regular Re nlnr Womans omnu Loprlc LoprlcWhile IQ LorlcWhile Ic IcI
While I was waiting ItID for my fittimj fltth at aty atJ117 atmy
J117 y tatters the ether day a very trim trimcIear trimcleareyed
cIear young woman came harry hwryMgtn hQg harrylag
Mgtn MgtnYes lag g III IIIY In7es
Y 7es Yes S I know yesterday ye was the day dayshe Myrattled dayshe
she rattled to the t attendant and I sun sunply nIIi7 aimId
ply Id hare 5V to have that coat by tomorrow tomorrowbecause tomotTOheea1IS tomorrowbecause
because rm going away But I couldnt couldntcome eoaklntCOMe couldntcome
come yesterday I Just couldnt I sat satdown SAtdow satdown
down dow on the edge of the library table to toread tore4 toread
read a a letter stt r not thinking what I was wasshe wasc1oIn wasdoing
doing ad as soon as mother came eam in inc inshe
she called c my attention to It It and I knew knewwhat me mewbRt knevwhat
what Id done do Of course if you sit on ona ona ona
a table people say youll surely have a adisappointment adls adisappointment
dls disappointment ppoIotmllt before be fore night t and I knew knewright bewtight knewright
right away it would be my coat and I Ido Ido Ido
do so want it to be altogether aJ ber snuffy emi 7 7I so soI soI
I just didnt come but I telephoned him himaot himIWt himnot
not to pot thirteen pleats in the skirt skirtBat sktrtBut skirtBet
Bat I dont know knowThe kMwnk knewThe
The dosing door shut off the rest reet but butCor butfor t ttor
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TJnnttcred Thon Thoughts TltonhtRPnIa ThoughtsFma hts htsftwR
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