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We Ve understand that the schoolboard school schoolboard schoolboard
board of the Bingville Bin ille school at its itslast itslast itslast
last meeting on Tuesday afternoon afternoonin
in Zed Whittacres cobbler shop shopwhere shopwhere shopwhere
where the three members happened happenedto
to come together decided unani unanimously unanimously unanimously ¬
mously to introduce a new study studyinto studyinto studyInto
into Into the school which is called fizzYologee fizzy fizzyologee fizzyolocyee ¬
ologee olocyee and high highjean llighjeanThe jean jeanThe
The The school board as everybody everybodyknows everybodrknows everybodyknows
knows is composed of Amri Amri Dbolittle Dbo Dbolittle DboHttle
little Ezekiel Holloway and Bale BaleHawkins BaleIlawkins BaleHawkins
Hawkins three of our most respect respected respected respected ¬
ed citizens and at the same time timethree timethree timethree
three of o the he most unqualified per persons pe pesons perSons
sons you could pick on in this neck neckof neckof neckof
of woods to look after the educa education education education ¬
tion of Bingvilles young ones
hasnt got any y and andbrags andbrags andbrags
brags about it Ezekiel has all hewants he hewants hewants
wants to do to write his own name nameand nameand nameand
and get the spelling right and as asfor asfor asfor
for Balaam Hawkins HawkinsweH well every everybody everybody everybody ¬
body knows that he hasnt got of such sucha
a mighty sight more brains than thanBud thanBud thanBud
Bud Hinckley who aint quite right rightin rightin rightin
in his head and atn aint t got any And Andyet AndY Andy
yet y t these 3 gents sets theirselfs up upand upand u P Pand
and says that the scholars of the theBingville theBingvi11e theBingville
Bingville school ought to study study r fizr fizzyologee fiz fizzyologee fizzyologee
zyologee and highjean highjeanWe highjeanVie llighjeanWe I
We have investigated this matter matterand matterand matterand I
and have found out what fizzy fizzyologee fizz fizzologee fizzyologee
ologee and highjean is isit it treats of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the construction of the human body bodyand bodyand bodyand
and teaches the science of healthThat health healthWhat healthVhat
What That we ask in all candor does doesthe doesthe doesthe 1 acs
the boys and girls of Bingville Bin ille care careabout careabout careabout
about the human system or healthThat health healthThat healthThat
That aint any of their business businessthats businessthats businessthats
thats a doctors business What Whatgood Whatgood Vhatgood
good does it do a boy to know how howmany howmany howmany
many bones there is in him or how howhe howhe howhe
he is arranged inwardly What Whatdoes Whatdoes That Thatdoes
does he care about his health s so solong > o olong olong
long as he has a good appetite and andcomes andcomes andcomes
comes prancin up upto to his feed like a acolt acolt acolt
Zed Perkins the teacher t acher is isagainst isagainst isagainst
against bringing fizzyologee fi fizivologee yologce and andhighjean andhighjean andhig
highjean hig hjean into the school and we weback weback titi r e eback
back Zed up in his hi conviction Zedsays Zed Zedsays Zedsays
says if it is brought in that like as asnot asnot asnot
not hell have to study like all Sam SamHill SamHill SamHill
Hill in order to each it proper Zed Zcdhe Zedhe Zedhe I
he goes in more for readin writin writinand writinand writinand
and rithmytick which after all is isthe isthe isthe
the 3 most important ant studies that a aperson aperson aperson
person can study Jf Learn arn a child to todo todo todo
do sums in itsheadto its he ld to write a read readable re readable d dable ¬
able fist and to tOI read without having havingto 1 1to
to spell out wprds words of more than 2syllabulls 2 2syllabulls 2syllabulls
syllabulls and you have learnt it itpmejhifl it9me 1 1QmebiJJg
9me pmejhifl QmebiJJg kin that t t will do it good wfien wbenF when
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it grows up Doc Livermore our ourpopular ourpopular ourpopular
popular horse doctor and human humanspecialist humanspecialist humanspecialist
specialist is also opposed to the use useof useof useof
of fizzyologee and highjean in our ourschool ourschool ourschool
school Doc says the less people peopleknow peoplenow peoplenow
know now about their inwards etc the thebetter thebetter thebetter
better it is for him and we believe it itIt itIt itIt
It dont do people no gopd toknow to toknow toknow
know what they theyvare are made of ofit ofitonly ofitonly it itonly
only skeers them them When a fellow fellowbegins feHowbegins fellowbegins
begins to find out which side of his hisself hi hiself hisself
self his heart is on and that if his hisheart hisheart hisheart
heart stops beating for an hour or ortwo orI ortwo
two that the result is liable to prove provefatal provefatal provefatal
I fatal why why then he goes around un unhappy unand unhappy ¬
happy and uncomfortable There is istimes istimes t ttim
times tim s when we wish ourself that thatwe thatwe thatwe
we didnt know as much about our ourself onrI ourself ¬
I self as we do Where ignorance is
bliss bliss its folly to find out
thats none of your business busine s Let Letevery Letevery Letevery
every citizen in Bingville who is in interested interested interested ¬
terested in higher education rise up upand upand upand
and protest against fizzyologee andhi and andhighjean andhighjean
highjean hi hean being b bean ing introduced into our ourschool ourschool ourschool
school schoolLittle schoolI schoollittle
I Little Sammy Fell Down OOPLime DownLi
Lime Li Lit Ue de Sammy Perkins the 9ycaroW 9ycaroWson
son of Ham Perkins our inestimabletownsman inestimable inestimabletownsman inestimabletownsman
townsman want ve t through a sad d and op oppressive oppressive oppressive ¬
pressive experients last Mondayago Monday a week weekago weekago
ago P S SThis This account was left out outof outof outof
of last weeks Bugle on account of lack lackof lackof lackof
of spase Sammy had went and bilt bilthisself bilthisself hilthisself
hisself a snowbouse in the back lot and andwas andwas andwas
was playing he WAS a a Eskimoo and andwhile andwhile andwhile
while he was adoing so the snow house
fell down onto him hurrying up uphead uphead uphead
head over heels as you might say They Theywas Theywas Theywas
was about four foot of snow on top of oISammy ofSammy orSammy
Sammy He hollered but his mouth was wasfull wa wafull wasfull
full of snow and nobuddy couldnt hear hearnothink hearnothink hearnothink
nothink and when he didnt come to supper sup supper supper ¬
per his mother got gbt goo t uneasy uncas and she went wentout wentout wentout
out to the back door and cald him butSammy but butSammy butSammy
Sammy didnt response and seeing that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the snow house had fell down Mrs Per Perkins Perkins Perkins ¬
kins suspectionod suspection < A the worst and went wentand wentand wentand
and got the shuvvcl and sure enuff shedug she shedug sheI
dug Sammy out and he was almost suf suffercated sufI suffercated
fercated for want of breath but is ah ahright aliright allright
right at this writingSpellin writing writingSpellln writingSpeilln
Spellln Bee BeeThey BeeThey BaeThey
They was a spellin bee in the Bing Bingville Bingville Bingyule ¬
ville schoolhouse last Friday evg con conduckted conduckted conduckted
duckted by Jed J ed Peters our intelligent intelligentschool intelligentschool intelligentschool
school teacher It was the yung peepul peepulof peepu1of peepulof
of Bingville agin the boys and gurls ot otHardscrabble otHardscrabble ofHardscrabble
Hardscrabble who come in sleds etc etcSally etcSally etcSally
Sally Hoskins was captain of the Bing Bingville BingiUe Bingyule ¬
yule iUe spellers and Rusty Hawkins fur ierHardscrabble forHardscrabble furHardscrabble
Hardscrabble Each tuk th their ir pick of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the best spellers from their respecktive respectivetowns respecktivetowns respecktivetowns
towns until they was twenty on a side sideThen sideThen sideThen
Then they stood up on opposite sides ol olthe 01the ofthe
the house and and begin to spell Jed J ed Peters
he started to give out the words but he hehad hehad hehad
had sich a cold in his head that he hecouldnt hecouldnt hecouldnt
couldnt talk plane and after he had hadworkt hadworkt hadworkt
workt at it a while Eph Higgins ouraccommodating our ouraccommodating ouraccommodating
accommodating p m he releeved Jed JadThey J JedThey ed edThey
They was a large crowd of our local citi citizens citizens citizens ¬
zens present After they had spelt a ahour aI ahour
hour they was only one on each side sideSime sideSlme sideSime
Sime Wilson for BingviHe and Bill BillHawkins BihHawkins BiliHawkins
Hawkins for Hardscrabble Finally Eph Ephgive Ephgive Ephgive
give out the word saucer Bill he hespelt hespelt hespelt
spelt it sawser and Sime he spelt it itrite itrite itrite
rite and then the Hardscrabble boys boyswanted boysanted boyswanted
wanted anted to go outside and fite the Bing Bingvilles BingviUes Bingvilles
villes but the older persuns persons present dis diskurridged diskurridged diskurridged
kurridged this and peace peace was restored restoredIt restored restoredIt restoredIt
It was 10 p m before the spellinbee spellinbeewas speJlin bee beewas
was over ov r Bingville js is invited over to toIJardscrabbJe toH tol
IJardscrabbJe H l 4dscrab ds r 1 le the next ne t time
At First rat the l Boys Thort ort It t Was as on onBill onBill onHepburn
Bill Hepburn but u Later Bill BillTtiort BillThort i ior
Ttiort or It Was as on Themlt em Was WasRidicklus WasRidicklus as asRidicklus
Ridicklus in the Extreme ExtremeParticklers ExtremeParticklers ExtremePartickleis
Particklers Give Below BelowThere BelowThere BelowThere
There was s a pecooliar thing happened happenedto h ppencd ppencdto
to Bill Hepburn our artistick blacksmith blacksmithlast blacksmitblast blacksmithlast
last Saturday which has been the talk talkof tttlkot talkof
of the town ever sinst and has resulted resultedin
in painful injuries to several of pur our most mostrespected mo mostrespected t trespected
respected citizens dtiz ns At first the joke was wasthort wasthon wasthort
thort to be on Bill but liter on it seems seemsas seemsas seemsas
as if the joke was on some of em asthort as asthort astOOrt
thort it was on Bill
True to his past custom Bill
Bingvilie Bi Biri pille ille for the Co Ct seat bright and andcany andeari andear
eari ear cany last Saturday morning where rbere he hepurchased hepurchased hepurchased
purchased a jug of rum and after taking takinga
a couple of swigs from same Bill he hestarted hestarted bestarted
started home much earlier than usual usualbecause usualbecause usualbecause
because it wasnt yet noon when he hedrove hedrove hedrove
drove into Bingville singing at the top topof topof topof
of his voice oice and hitched his horse in infront infront infront
front of Hen Weathersbys store Then Thenhe Thenhe Thenhe
he went inside and set f down by b bstove v the thestove tb tbstove
stove to engage in ribald conversashion conversashionwith conversashionwith conversashionwith
with them as was present pre t Bill wasnt wasntwhat wasntwhat snt sntwhat
what you ou might call stewed or pickledbut pickled pickledbut pickledbut
but he had jest enough in to be sociable sociableand sociableand sociableand
and talkative By and by he got drowsy drowsynd drowsyand I
and nd presently dropped off sound to sleep sleepin slttpin sleepin
in a chair by b the stove stoveAs stoveAs stoveAs
As a rule ruleBill Bill dont wear any glasses glassesexcept glasesexcept glassesexcept
except when he reads or when he gets getsfull getsiuU getsfull
full Thats Th tg a peculiar thing about Bill Billwhenever Billwhenever Billwhenever
whenever he cdts dts drunk he aUu outs
on his glasses and nd keeps em on until untilhe untilhe ntil ntilhe
he gets sober again less they get tore toreoff toreoff toreoff
off in some scrimmage scrimma or other Somehas Some Somehas Somehas
has said that Bill cant see e very well wellwhen wellwhen wellwhen
when he is under the inflooence of tick licker ticker ticker
er and that he wears the glasses to help belr he hehim
him see better Be that as it may Bilas Bil Billas Bilas
as he set there sound asleep by the thestove thestove thestove
stove in Hens store had on his glasses glassesHank glassesHank glassesHank
Hank Dewberry was present pr tnt and as asHank asHank asHank
Hank set there watching Bill and listening lis listening listening ¬
tening to him snore Hank he thort thortup thortup thortup
up a awful good joke to play play on Bill Billso Billso Billso
so he got up and very keerfully took tookoff tookoff
off Bills glasses gla ses from his nose then he hegot hegot hegot
got some soot outen the stove and he heblacked heblacked heblacked
blacked the glasses all up and put them themback themb themback
back b ck on Bill again without Bill everwaking ever everwaking eyerwaking
waking up upHank upHank upHank
Hank then went and got Hen Weathersbys Weath Weathersbys Veathersbvs ¬
ersbys lantern and lit it then he walked walkedup walkldup walkedup
up to to Bill and slapped him him on theshoulder the theshoulder theshoulder
shoulder Bill he waked up and want wanted wanted ant anted ¬
ed to know where he was at at Hank Hanksays Hanksays HankSIlYS
says 4Vhy Why Bill you OU are in HenWcathersbys Hen HenWeathersbys HenVcathersbys
Weathersbys store and Hen is going going to toclose toclose toclose
close up being as its nearly bed time timeand timeand timeand
and darker outside than a mess of black blackcats blackcat blackcats
1J 1JBm
cats cat
catsBill Bill said he didnt know it was so late lateand lateand lateand
and that he must put away his horse horseand horseand horseand
and go homeland home and get some supper and andthen andthen andthen
then go to bed Hank asks Bill if he hehas hehas hehas
has got any lantern and Bill says he hehasnt hehasnt hehasnt
hasnt and Hank says 5a5 Here is isa a fan fantern tantern 1 an antern
tern and he hands Bill Hen Weathers Weathersbys Veathersbys Teathersbys ¬
bys lantern which Bill takes and andthanks andthanks
him for and leaves the store
Everybuddy in the store follers him himto himto I
to the door and wishes him good night nightThen nightThen nightThen
Then Bill with the lantern in one hand handtakes handtakes I
takes the horse by the bridle in tothtr totherand tothtrand tothcrand
and leads it down Main Street to his hisstable hisstable hisstable
stable in the rear of his blacksmith shopwhere shop shopwhere shopwhere
where he unhitches the horse and puts putsit putsit putsit
it away aw y Then Bill picks up the lantern lanternand lanternand lanternand
and starts on home homeIt homeIt homeIt
It was a ridicklus spectacle to see Bill Billwalking Billwalking Billwalking
walking along the street with a lighted lightedlantern lightedlantern lightedlantern
lantern at one oclock in the afternoon afternoonwhen afternoonwhen afternoonwhen
when it was broad daylight but being beingas
as Bills glasses was blacked over with withsoot withsoot withsoot
soot he thought it was pitch dark until untilhe untilhe untilhe
he arrove at his own door and was fum fumbling fumbling fumbling ¬
bling around trying to find the knob knobwhen knobwhen I
when his wife opened the door oor and seen seenhim seenhim I Ihim
him standing there with his glasses glassesblacked glassesblacked glasseslwk
blacked lwk d and nd the th < lantern in his hand the he hei
i <
asked Bill what he was as carrying a lan lantern lantern lantern ¬
tern for in broad daylight Bill told her herit herit herit
it must be nearly nearl bed time being as < t twas twas twas
was so dark he couldnt see his hand handbefore handbefore handbefore
before him Then Mrs Hepburn jerked jerkedoff jerk jerkedoff d doff
off Bills glasses and the tbe scales fell fromhis from fromhis fromhis
his eyes as you might say When Then Bill Billsaw Billsaw Billsaw
saw that his glasses had been blacked blackedhe blackedhe blackedhe
he realized r Jized that a crewel joke had been beenplayed beenplayed beenplayed
played on him He didnt say sa nothink nothinkto
to his wife but be blowed out the lan lantern lantern lantern ¬
tern and turned right around and start started started started ¬
ed for Hen Weathersbys store storeWhen storeVhen storeWhen
When Bill stepped into into the store they theyas tbeyas theyas
as was present was still doubled up uplaffing uplaffing uplaffing
laffing at the joke they had played on onBill onBiU onBill
Bill but they sobered up right off when whenthen wh whenthen n ntben
then seen the stern look on Bills face faceWho faceI faceWho
I Who Tho was it blacked up my glasses glassesand glassesand glasssand
and made a fool outen me asks Bill Billin Billin
in a voice Oice that trembled with rageEverybuddy rage rageEverybuddy rageEverybuddy
Everybuddy present especially Hank HankDewberry HankDewberry HankDewberry
Dewberry denied that they had done itand it itand itand
and then Bill says says Well Vell I know that thatsomebuddy thatsomebuddy thatsomebuddy
somebuddy in this crowd done it so I Itt Iam Iam
am going to give = ou all tt a thrashing t to in inorder inorder
o v
o j jorder
order to get the right i iwords one With th them themwords m mwords
words Bill grabbed Deacon Butterworth utterwort
and Hank Dewberry coat ¬
lars behind b bind and bumped their heads to together together together ¬
gether until they seen stars and hollered holleredfor holleredior holleredfor
for help Then Bill dropped them and andgrabbed andgrabbed andgrabbed
grabbed Lcm Quigly Quigl and Silas Petersby Petersbywhich Petersbvwhich Petersbywhich
which he treated the same way wa By this thistime thistime thistime
time all the others who was present had hadcxcaped hadexcaped hadcxcaped
cxcaped from rom the store and was on therun the therun tberun
run dispersing towards their various varioushomes yarioushomes varioushomes
homes As for Hen Weathersby Veathersb prop propof propof propof
of the store be bid under the counter counterBill counterBill ountcrBill
Bill then went home and his wife put puthim puthim puthim
him to bed d to sober up They as got gottheir gottheir goti
their heads knocked knock d together says they theyhave theybave theyhave
i have been suffering from from sick headaches headachesever headachesever headachesever
ever sinst sin i iPersonals
Personals PersonalsRas
Ras Slocomb is down with a bad cold
in his chest It was in his head at first firstbut
but it has shifted shi ted Ras says sas if he had hadhis hadbis hadhis
his choke he would ruther have a coldin cold coldin coldin
in his head than in in his chest Most Mostennybuddy Mostenn Mostennybuddy
ennybuddy enn budd would wouldTake wouldTake wouldTake
Take the Bugle at once and git it itsooner itsooner itsooner
sooner soonerIt soonerIt soonerIt
It was reported on our streets last lastweek la lastweek < t tweek
week that Miss Sally Hoskins had went wentand wentand wentand
We Ve inves investigated investigated investigated
and wrote a pome on spring sprin ¬
tigated this roomer by askm Sally if it itwas itwas it itwas
was true and and5he she denize it Sally says saysit saysit saysit
it is a leetle mite too airly for spring springpomes springpomes springpomes
pomes pomesj pomesHen pomesHen
j Hen Smiley Smile while getting out lumber lumberon lumbrOQ lumberon
on Sawridge Saw ridge Mountaing cut off a chewof chew chewof chewo
of o tobacker with his pennife and being beingas beingas
as they was some tobacker stuck to theblade the theblade theblade
blade pf of Jf the pennife Hen he put the theblade theblade theblade
blade into his mouth and being as itwas it itwas itwas
was turrible cold the the steel stuck to Hens Henstongue Henstongue Henstongue
tongue and he had to stand there with withhis withhis withhis
his mouth open until the nife blade got gothot gothot gothot
hot enuff to let loose Hen said it made madehim madehim madehim
him feel turrible foolish When he got gotloose gotJoose gotloose
loose so soas as he could talk he said some somethink somethink somethink
think thinkLige thinkLige thinkLige
Lige Peterson has been wearing a anise anisenecktie vise nisenecktie visenecktie
necktie around town sinst Xmas wicli wicliit wic1it wichit
it is roomered was made bv the fair fairhands fairhands fairhands
hands of a Bingvilie gurl hut it is notknowd not notknowd notknowd
knowd who Now the seckrct is out outhowever outhowever outhowever
however It was Phronicia Watkins Watkinswho Watkinswho Vatkinswho
who done it it She said so herself hcrscl f to toPolly toPolly toPolly
Polly Gookins the other day and Polly Pollytold Pollytold PoUytold
told us usDeacon usDeacon usDeacon
Deacon Butterworth one of the stanch stanchpillers stanchpi1lers stanchpipers
pipers of the Bingville church also one oneof oneof oneof
of our school direckters and who about
10 years ago was for the term of one oneyear oneyear oneyear
year tax colleckter and in a addishion < ldishion to tothis tothis tothis
this is a estimable citizen and a man ofwho of ofwho ofwho
who the communnitty may well be proud proudwent proudwent proudwent
went to the county seat on business last lastweek lastweek lastweek
week weekHen weekHen weekHen
Hen Weathersby prop of pur our general generalstore generalstore generaistore
store had a haff barl of vinnigger to tofreeze tofreeze tofreeze
freeze on him in the basement of thestore the thestore thestore
store some time last Threesday night nighthe nighthe nighthe
he dont know just when Hen says he hewill bewill hewill
will sell this vinnigger out a good de d dell dellcheeper < jl jlcheeper l lheeper
cheeper than formerlyAlonzo formerly formerlyAlonzo
Alonzo Skillings of Calamity Cornets Cornetsdropt Cornet Cornetsdropt s sdropt
dropt into BingviHe one one day last week weekand weekI weekand
and departed agin before we lernt of ofhis ofhis ofhis
I his presents otherwise we would of ast asthim asthim asthim
him for whot he owes us on subscrip subscripshifin subscripshiQa subscriphi2n
shifin Come again again Alonzp Alo 9 perhaps
well ketch you next time timeSamantha timeSamantla timeSamantha
Samantha Deevers is on the sick listas list listas listas
as ushual Samantha says she hasnt hasnthad hasnthad hasnthad
had a well day for 26 yeers eers This is issimply issimply is issimply
simply redicklus If she would go out outmore outmore outmore
more we think it would do her goodJabe good goodJabe goodJabe
Jabe Tucker while on his way down downtown downtown downtown
town last Thursday morning to get a lb toof lbof lbof
of coffee for 15 cts at Hen Weathers Weathersbys Veatbersbys Veathersbys ¬
bys store fell and sprained hisself be between between between ¬
tween his front gate and the upping uppiajblock uppiagblock uppingblock
block Every time Jabc takes a longbreth long longbreth longbreth
breth he says it ketches him tumble tumbleOur turribleOur terribleOur
Our beloved pastor the Rev Saml SamlMoore SamlIoorc SamlMoore
Moore Ioorc et New Yeers dinner with Arioch Ari Arioch Atiocb
och Snodgrass who is a active member memberof memberot memberof
of his church The Rev Rc Moore et tur turrible turrible turriMe ¬
rible hearty of a puddin that Mrs Saodade Snod Snodgrass 00 00I ¬
I grass made madethat ade and afterwards Arioch tole tolehim toleI
him that they was brandy in it it Arioch Ariochthort Ariodtthart Artochthort
I thort it was a awful good joke on the theparson theparson theparson
parson parsonTether
Local Items ItemsTother itemsTother
Tother night Sime Hinsley was wokeup woke woktup wokeup
up by bj heering a rooster crow and thort tfaortit thortit thortit
it must be about 4 a m so he got up upand upand P Pand
and drest and went out and fed the thestock thestock thestock
stock and come back and set down by bythe Drthe bythe
the fire to wait till daylight when to his hisI ftisdisgust hisdisgust
I disgust he happend to look at the dock dockand dockand dockand
and it was w s only onl haft past 10 oclock p m mSime mSime i iSue
Sime was vas so mad at that rooster thet thethe tbethe thethe
he went right out to the appel tree treewhere treewh treewhere
where wh re he was and ketched him and cut cuthis cuthis cuthis
his head off and is to have him for fordinner fordinner fordinner
dinner tomorrer tomorrerNise tomorrerKise tomorrerNice
Nice spell of sleighin were havinog bavinogHave havinogHave havinogi
i Have you notised that some of the thenights thenights thenights
nights is colder than othersEph others othersEph othersEph
Eph Higgins our accommodating accommodati P PM PM
M 1 f says that business has fell off tur turrible turrible turrible ¬
rible with him since the first of tHe t year yearEph yearEph yearEph
Eph says he has only onl sold five stamps stampssinst stampssinst stampssinst
sinst Jan 1 and that there aint hardly hardlyenny hardlyenvy hardlyennr
envy ennr mail for or ennybuddy ennybuddvLem ennybuddyLem em1b ddy ddyLern
Lem Brown our talented t lented carpenter carpenterput carpenterput carpenterput
put a new bottom in a cheer for Amri AmriHaincs AmriHains AmriHaines
Haines one day last week we charging ch ing
Amri 25 cts or same
that Lem ort to make a good menny mewiyodd mennyodd mennyodd
odd quarters by putting in seats for forpeepul iorpeepul forpeepul
peepul peepulHarve peepulHarve peepulHaase
Harve Hines our tonsorial barber and andhair andhair andhair
hair cuttist has purchased a new razzerwith razzer razzerwith rauerwith
with which he intends to shave peepul peepulwho peepulwho peepultvho
who desire to be shaved Harve says saysthis SIi sapsthis S Sthis
this new razzer dont pull haff ha as hard hardas hrdns hardas
as the old one does Customers can canhave canhave canhave
have their choice as to wich they the desire desireto desireto
to be shaved with withWes withVes withWes
Wes Ves Woodruff our expert hunter and andtrapper andtrapper andtrapper
trapper while coming home late from fromhis fromhis fromhis
his traps one evc ev last week come acrost acrostwhot acrostwhot acrostwhot
whot he thort was vas a Rberebog hetehog in the thedusk thedusk thedusk
dusk and shot at it and mist and then thenit thenit thenit
it fired at him and hit It was a skunk skunkWes skunkVes skunkWes
Wes Ves he aint been around much sinstbecuz sinst sinstbccuz sinstbecuz
becuz as he says peepul pe pee pul ul seems so indiiferert indii indiit indiiferent
ferent icrcnt tords luiua t iiuii him Every j EvcI T vciy night iiigut t before beforehe beforehe uciuic uciuiche e eicrcnt
he goes to bed Wes Ves hangs his clothesout clothes clothesout clotbesout
out so as the wind will blow through throughthem throughthem 0 0them
them themMiss Miss ss Amelia Tucker give a New Years Yearsparty Yearsparty Yearsparty
party at her home on New Years evg evgwich evgwith evg evgwich
wich was a great sucksess It was an announced announced announced ¬
nounced that the happy yung peepul peepulwould peepulwould peepulwould
would watch the old year ear out and the thethe thethe thethe
the new ycer in but they the was so bizzy bizzyplayin bizzypJayin bizzyplayin
playin kissin games that it was almost 1oclock 1 1oclock 1oclock
oclock in the morning before they happend hap happend happend ¬
pend to think and the new year car came camein camein camein
in without them seeing seeing it itLige itLige itLige
Lige Green who is is brcakin in a new newyoke newyoke newyoke
yoke of oxes has wore out three brads bradson bradson bradson
on em in two wks Lige says they are arethe arethe arethe
the contraryest critters wick he ever everseen everseen werseen
seen and nd he has broke a good menny
oxes oxesDad Dad Henderson who allus has > 10 10much JOmuch b bmuch
much trubble kccpin his feet warm pur purchast purchast purchast
chast a pair of insoles while at the theI thecounty
I county seat lastiweek las week and he says sence sencehe sencehe sencelie
he put them i iK his boots his feet has hasbeen bisbeen hasbeen
been warm as toast ever sinst Whydont Why Whydont Vhv Vhvdont
dont Hen Weathersby keep such insolesAme insoles insolesAmc insolesArne
Arne Hillyer our talented lawyer and andlegal andlegal andlegal
legal lite hasnt got a great deal to doin do doin doin
in his line during the winter season ex except e ecept except ¬
cept to play checkers Ame works at atthat atthat atthat
that purty faithful faithfulBill faithfulBill faithfulBill
Bill Hepburn our artistick blacksmith blacksmithburnt blacksmithburnt blacksmithburnt
burnt his finger on a horseshoe last wk wkBill wkBill wkBill
Bill laid it it down and thort it was cool cooland cooland cooland
and pickt it up agin with his bare hand handwith hands handswith handwith
with above result

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