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THURSDAY JANUARY JANUARYPrince 27 1616 1616Prince
Prince de Ligno Does Not Know Us UsHaving UsHaving
Having favored Washington with a aweekend aweekend
weekend visit and caught a fleeting fleetingglimpso fleetinggUmpct1
glimpso of the Capitol the Monument Monumentand Monumentand
and the White House Housealays always in pleasing pleasingocular pleulngocular
ocular evidence to the average visitor visitorend visitorand 1sltorand
and noted not In passing a few other things thingsnot thingsnot
not h ot to be overlooked including the theweather theweather
weather Prince Henry de Ligno attache attacheof attacheot
of the the Belgian Bel an Legation L atlon i i8 sojourning in inNew inNew
New York which he avows he findsdecidedly finds findsdecidedly
decidedly more to his liking 1Ud than the theNational tbeNatione1
National Capital CapitalThis j jThis
This frank impetuous avowal Alls our oursoul oursoul
soul with grtaf t It would flll it with withresentment withresentment
resentment but for fo the selfrestraint selfrestraintwhich selCrestraintwhich
which we constantly aM aI1 d aorupalousiy aorupalousiypractice upuloualr upuloualrpractice
practice practiceWashington practiceWasbln
Washington Wasbln Is obviously the a victim of ofan otan 01
an all too hastily formed f impression on onthe ont t
the t e princes part parta a taxfcnb imprewieH imprewieHperhaps IMIX8UI8nperhapeaftCI
perhaps perhapeaftCI and It I 11 only fair for him to togive togho t
gho the city alt another chance a closer closerview donriew r
view iew and more deliberate inspection be before befor ¬
fore for stamping us u forever With his cHI disapproval cHIepproval dieapproval ¬
approval approvalA
A weekend stay Is not enough Last LastSaturday LastSatunk Las L
Satunk Saturday and Sunday the sky y was s over overcast overcast overcast ¬
cast the atmosphere chill and heavy h 81Y and andJanuary andJanuary an I
January doing dol < her worst to make things thingsdisagreeable tbt tbtdlsqreeabl thIni
disagreeable and a forbidding forWddIn This ac accounts accounts accounts ¬
counts for it all 11 we are sure surePrince sureprtnc surePrince
Prince de d Ligno must see Washington Washingtonunder Wahl ton tonunder I Iunder
under brighter auspices see it leisurely leisurelyand leJaurelyand lelaurelyand
and allow Washington hlnston to catch more than thana t
a fleeting glimpse lmP18 of him Ha should see seeF HeF se seF
F street on a sunshiny afternoon be between between between ¬
tween 2 and 5 oclock and let its adorable adorablehabitues adorablehabttues adorablihabltues
habitues the prtitiest on earth see oe and andInspect apd apd1nspect aru
Inspect him lit should stroll up or down downConnecticut downConnecticut dowiConnecticut
Connecticut avenue at a propitious hour hourwhen hourwhen 1
when fashion is out for an airing and andpermit andpermit am
permit that gey discriminating throng to totake totake t ttake 0
take his august aU Ust measure Washington Washingtonwould WashlnttonWould It
would then become to him a veritable joy joyforever joyforever Jo r
forever we truly believe believeThe H1IevThe belIveThe
The prince we are told has spent much muchof muchof muc h
of hlf h his life in Paris More recently r how however however however ¬
ever he has served eel his kingdom kingdomserved served it itwith Itith I I t twltkz
with ith princely grace no doubt doubtat at the theCourt theCourt th a
Court of Morocco CO We can understand understandthat understandthat ii
that wherever he goes now he finds findsthe ftftdlthe find I Ithe
the changed environment somewhat somewhatsoberly somevhatsoberly t taoberly
soberly marked Bet Washington after afterall afterall at te 1 1all
all is not so lacking in Parisian charms charmsas S
as he rashly concluded after his cursory cursoryweekend CU1II rY rYweekend 7 7weeken
weekend weeken look about As for Morocco we welack w e elack 0lack
lack intimate knowledge k Owkld e but have always alwaysbeen a111Sbeen S Sbeen
been given to understand that love of ofthat orthat e f fthat
that Oriental capital was largely an ac acquired ac acquired a aciulred ¬
quired taste quite easy 610 to be overcome overcomeif overcomeit
if one would only try We tear the prince princeIs prinee1s e eIs
Is not trying tryJn Really he has not given givenWashington gienWashncton give a aWashington
Washington half a chance chancenot not onetenth onetenthof onetent 11 11of
of a chance indeed An acquaintance acquaintancewith aCQualntBeewith e ewith
with Washington is not to be formed by byflitting b bfiJtUng y yflitting
flitting through our midst ml in a taxicab taxicabPrince taxicabPrince taxicalPrinos
Prince de Ligno Li is sure to tire of New NewYork NewYork Ne w wYork
York He will return to us u It Is the thelure tbe1ureol Ui ie ielure
lure 1ureol of the Great White Way mayhap mayhapthat ma1bpthat 2 2that
that keeps kee him there It dazzles daz es prince princeand princeand prine 10 10and
and plebeian alike alike enmeshes enm them by its itstawdry Itstawdry Ii La Latawdry
tawdry splendor diverts them for a while whileyet wldlet whil 0 0t
yet t paUl upon them in time So in the thecase tb tbcase t Is Iscare
case of o bill highness hilhn it will be He will willfind winrnd wi 11 11find 1
find it neither Paris nor Morocco and wilt wiltwillingly wiltw11ltnly wi lit litwlIltngIy I
willingly break away After that thatwell thatwellIt well wellIt Li LiIt I
It will be all the easier eut then to like Wash Washington Was WasIngton Yuh1n81on ¬
ington Ha will not merely ely become recon reconciled reeondIed recoicIed ¬
dIed but actually attuaU fall in love with tnls tnlsfair tAIs tAIsfair t Is Isfair
fair pleasureloving and fascinating fascinatingAmerican fAClnatln fAClnatlnAmerica ig igAmerican <
American Capital J which in cordial turn turnin turnIn tur n nIn
in keeping keepln with its characteristic cltaract rUe fondness fondnessfor teMMAfor teadne Os Osfor
for titled visitors will readily embrace embracehim embracehim embra so sohim
him with all 11 Its heart heartPrince heattPr1nc heartPrince
Prince Pr1nc e Henry de Ligno hag h something somethingyet somethingyet somethir g gyet
yet to see and learn First Impressions Impressionsoften ImIX Nlon Nlonotten as asoften
often are misleading m1a1eadln and we forgive for e him himmuch himmuch hi m mmuch
much On his next weekend vis vIItt t we wehop wehope vs vsiope
hop hope iope to hear hear be has been taken In proper properand properand prop or orarid r
and capable hand handby by Capt Archibald ArchibaldButt ArchIbaldButt Archiba Id IdButt 1
Butt for example e lUapleand and
shown what we wehave wehave e ebavo
have to offer Then all will be well wellFrequent wellU
U 4 Frequent Froq cnt Daily Service Exercise ExerciseThe ExerciseThe ExercseThe
The military authorities are described describedas deecrIb od odas I
as diseussmf du the tb chugs which should shouldWe shou Id Id1ce 1
We made In thp th annual physical test to towhich tohlch towhich
which hlch many JaY officers oflcer ofhcer
of tho
military es establishment e etabUabment e a atabllsbrnent ¬
tablishment are now subjected SUb ted It is
pro proposed propO pr 0 0posed ¬
posed pO d to t have
average daily walks
or orrides orrIde orrides r
rides rIde three thr miles a day In the
of
case C5 a apedestrian 8pet1eatrian apedestrian
pedestrian and six or eight oJ bt miles per perday perdAY p or orday r
day in the case of otaridot a rider rid
By this means meansit mn mnIt moe 5 5It s
it is believed there will WI be
some chance chanceof chan haaceot C Cof
of realising the tbepurpo purpose eot of the order orderwhich orderwhich ord or orwhich
which requires these annual physical physicaltests physicaltesta physic nl nltests tl
tests When Mr Roosevelt exacted this thisrequirement tblsrfoQulrement Ui I8 I8requiroment g
requirement of the army arlltYaml and nfcvy vy officers o oflicei ofliceiIt
It was for the purpose of
cuItivth
cultivating cultivatingan s sanl
an anl inculcating JneuieatJn the habit habt of
frequent frequentdftiiy frequentd frequ at atd1ly t
dftiiy d n exercise on the
part of members membersof memb us usof
of the commissioned personnel of the mil milJtaryasival mUUaryZMlvaI n ft ftItarynaval
Jtaryasival estabpsfemeitt eetq etab4ahmet eat This has been HenaccomJlJlllKtd be ci ciaccomIehe I Iaccorarftsked
accorarftsked accomIehe only 0It1 in
individual cases casesand CMICand caai caaiand
and only in instances f presumably prMUmablywhere Ly Lywhere j
where the frequent daily exor ards s svnud
would vnud omd bo h agaged in without the
stimu stimulation attm U Ulatton ¬
lation of an Executive order A AS is it has hasworked hasworked Ii La Laworked 3
worked out officer 0 of th the army and andnavy adnavy ai ed ednavy d
navy have gone into special 1a1 and more moreor mer meror me sd sdor e
or less arduous training Just before befor the thephysical thephyslcs1 t he hephysical
physical test and then have relapsed into intoa In to toa o
a state of inactivity until it is necessary necessaryagain necearyaph1 nece ry ryagain
again to prepare for th the annual uSWnt uSWntIt stuwt stuwtIt ssnl ssnlIt
It wonl1 be well to have h e these more fre frequent fr frquent a aquent ¬
quent exercises Exercl S average an as to Have Havethem uvethem ha ye yethem e
them almost < daily dall or as nearly nearl as may in ny y
comply co mply with the tin grammatical official 1 1designation
designation d of frequent dally By this thismeans
dm
means m eans officers will acquire the habit of otriding
riding ri ding or walking and gain the physical physicaland physicald
and an anre d montal mont l l benefit of the exorcise which whichresult WhlahI whlhsult
j I r result re sult furnishes the only good reason for torthe
thm t the th e requirement notwithstanding that thatmost
most m ost junior officers have hailed It as a n54rt
srt ad rt of deliverance from protracted stag stagnation
nation n ation In that it afforded the th prospect prospectof prospectretiring
of retiring some omo of the older officers who whocould whocould whould
could co uld not m net at the requirements requirementsMarse roquirementsMarse
Marse Henry Waxes Wroth WrothLooidg
Looking Looidg the New York Sun squarely In Inthft in inthe inhe
the t he eye e the tb Louisville CourierJournal CourierJournalsays
S says sa ys
sasThis
This New York paper represents a class U that thatthiJlks t tthtais
tl thtais th tsk there Is nothing west of Jersey and south ot ot8tat orButen
Q 8tat Buten St nten n WISH es exwvt1ll1tenoy encvjt d t UHtenoy and a Mate ot semI semIchil1atloft nl
c civilisation civ civlte iltMtIoo To the crude but pert JXWB young Harrard Hanm1Hell
Hell lte ltecr o who write for it ench Writers man and South Southerr
e err cr y man talks pteon Bogteh g1h lid chaws am Urbacker terbackcrIn terbaskertheir
I In their untrawfed and dfctt dMWTtd > rt ed d faacy ina Kansas KaneubeaIme
t becomes be coonei a hedge row cf chin 1ItIJskers fakers Tens a ahotbed ahotbed atbed
fc hotbed ho tbed of anarchism anarc 1am aD Ktataefcy a sysoaya far farmint rormint forint
i mint m int Juki joists Bah1 altor ltorMt U f wltk dtk bar t eawd In Uw thoVOPUkr
popular po pular Tccabatory TccabatoryWe TCC1wkr1We
We think the CourierJournal doth pro protest protest prost ¬
test te st too much Let the heathen rage and andImagine andIm andhgine
Imagine Im hgine glne vain aIn things let them put suh suhand
s and a nd sah and cliaws caws cJiaws of terbacker and andslurrod
slurred sl slju urred rs and superstrenuou mint mintjuleps
J Juleps ju leps Into the mouths of Kansasltes KansultesKontuckyltos Kansasitesontuckyltos
Kontuckyltos K and Texasltes if they will w1l1or wiltr
or o r must but what boots It If they cannot cannotmako cannotmake cannotake
make m mjh ake their trash stay put Aye theres theresthe
the jh e rub rubi I Everybody who Is anybody anybodyknows anybodknows
knows k nows better than to believe beUe the Suns Sunswhon Sunshen
when whon w hen they shine thus unwisely and not notwellquietly notel1quletly notellquleUy
wellquietly w but positively preferring to togo togo
go over for the moment mom nt to that noble army armyof annyor
of o f doubting Thomases Thom e5 moved occasion occasionally occulonalIy ¬
ally al ly to suspect BUspcctlatlt tl tat at even If you do see seeit seeIt soIn
it In the Suns It is not Invariably InvarlablyW so soWashington aoWashingto
Washington W 3hlnct we think enjoys consider consldorable
able a ble advantage of lolatlon lo atlon in these United UnitedStates UnitedStates Unitedtates
States S tates The borderland between the an anciently anclently ¬
ciently el ently alleged North and South furnishes furnishesit furnishesfitting
it a fitting ground from which occasionally occasionaUyto occasionallypoint
to point with pride in several directions directlonsand directionsnd
and a nd simultaneously if necessary Our Ourunique Ourunique Ournique
unique u nique location ncourages optimism and andstimulat8fJ
stimulates s Catholicism It gives Slv one zest zestto ZMtto
to t o minimise apparent decadence deea ence here herethe herethe herehe
the t he while he also benignly poohrpoohs poohrpoohspatriotism voo voopatriotism
patriotism p atriotism seemingly a bit too verdant ver ant antyoRder
yonder y onder It Inclines fortunate citizens to toa teS
a realization of the fact that generally generallyspooking genra1lyspoaklq S
generaflyI
spooking s sufficient unto the day is the theevil theMil th I
thL
evil e vil thereof that the truly unbeaighted unbeaightedmay unbeolghtedmay unbeolghtay L
may m ay as often as not oat aet drink and be bemerry
merry m erry without thoughts of death on the themorrow I
morrow m orrow IndeedWherefore Ind Inderefore Indeed
Wherefore erefore we counsel Mares artte Henry Henryto
to calmness I ad an hour or so of sweet sweetrepose aweelepose
repose r The Suns sometimes are wrong wrongand wrongancl wrongought
and ought to know itbut let them babble babbleand bbl bblaad
and a nd have their little says After all as asSOlIN ai I
some s one puts pu ta it itTfttK ItTIIere
TfttK There si I s Ie nwah bad ia tsb t thebeot h t ef w aad so soMI IeIDM a aii
MI ii seed M iii UM tM th > ww qrat urt t 6f s s that it tonfly to toha 1J 1JMons bess
ha Mons m any ss ef us to tt talk about the mt of oCAM m mAnd
And therefore at any and all cost cost1st eost eostJet eo I Iet
Jet l et us have hty peace peaceThe 1M8The
The Sunday Rest Bill BUIThe BillThe BillThe
The Sunday rest bill now before the theSenate theSenate th I Ienate
Senate S enate and undergoing under oing proper amendment amendmentmay IIIWMMlmeBtmay
may become an acceptable measure but buthuty bu t tasty
hasty h asty action is not warranted In all allfairnese allCairnes al I
fairnese f there should be the fullest and andfreest andtreeet am I
freest hearing before such legislation 1 IaJaUoft is isenacted iaenacted I Inacted I
enacted e and the Senate would do well to torecommit torecommit t S Secommit
recommit r the bill for that purpose purposeOne pur purOne purpooeOne
One Senator SOO81 r stated in debate that he hedid beJd Ii S
did d Jd not approve of It It but would vote for forit forIt to r rt
it I t said the halfhearted support it is re receiving recetvln ¬
ceiving cetvln cetvtn1 cetvtn1from from other Senators discloses disclosesdoubt dtacloHsdoubt discloseIt S
doubt d OUbttlJ jmi 1 their minds as to the wisdom wisdomof wiadonf It
of o f it itCertainly itCertainly it
Certainly there is no urgency in the theDistrict theDfetrictat th thDistrictat C
District Dfetrictat at least it hag ba not eflft been iosn made madeknown madeknownthat S Sknownthat
known knownthat that calls for hurried and ill illconsidered 111considered IIIonsidered
considered c action n Then why not give the thepublic thepublic th thpublic
public an opportunity to be hoard hoardProtests hoardProtets hoerdProtests
Protests are coming from the country countryagainst countryagainst oovntr I Iagainst
against the measure It is not fully fullyunderstood full fullunderstood
understood It should be fully understood understoodbefore u understo d dbefore i
before being passed ed Countless thousands thousandsof S Sof
of good lawabiding citizens throughout throughoutthe It Itthe
the land look askance naturally wben wbenan wilenan wha It Itenactment
an enactment is proposed that touches touchesreligion IS ISrelIgion
religion and Involves a principle which whichthey whic h
they hold most dear A number of Vest Weetera Vestern L Lera
era Senators already have voiced this thisfeeling thisteeHng thu is isfeeling
feeling feelingIt
It is against the seaming a6 mlng haste hu ht te to push pushthe puahthe pue 1 1the
the bill through rather than against Iot tne tnebill thbm UI o ohIlt
bill itself as amended that these words wordsare wordRare woni Is Isare
are set down It is I the right rt ht of all people peopleto peop Is Isto
to be heard and there should be no denial denialof de donli il ilof Li Liof
of that right in this case caseS caseA
S
A contemporary contompor ry notes note that uCapt Capt Loose Looi e esomewhat
says S < 3 somewhat theatrically that t he re re retUtted ri OS OS6OOO
fused 6CIOO 5000 to repudiate repucJI te his antiCook antiCookaffldavit antiCooka k kafdav1t
affldavit a Perhaps the gallant captain captainsuspected Qaptainsuspected a asuspected
suspected It was stage money moneyThe moneyThe moneyThe
The Daughters of the American AinhrIc Revolu Revolution Revolution Rvoltion ¬
tion will Join the meat boycott Then Thenancestors Theirance The I Iancestors
ancestors ance tora decidedly got the beet of John JohnBull JohnButl Job In InBull
Bull once upon ipon a time timeIs timeIs timeIs
Is the beef trust Its it brothers keeper keeperNo kHptrNo 7 7No
No Indeed It merely fixes ftxeathe tbs price of ofbeef Ofboer f fbeef
beef at about twice what It should be bebecause bebocaulo b C Cbecause
because it loves its st brother brotherTbe s sThe so soTbe
Tbe Democratic D tlc chances of having b vlftl a a aeeker
Speaker eeker are the brightest seen In any as 7
January since ISeV isr says sa the Springneld SprlagfteldRopublkan Id IdRepublican
Republican This is not extraordinary extraordinarysince cxtraordtnarrsince extreordinar extreordinarsince
since Congresses are elected In Novem November November Navonher ¬
ber and Speakers usually usaaU In December DecemberIf
If Mr Ir Roosevelt is elected Speaker Speakerlat9r Speak or orlater
later along however Congress may come cometo con e eto
to be a monologue monologuePresident monolOguePrNtdent moncioguePresidont
President Plnchot now says the thePlttsburg thePitbtttrg tI e ePlttSbU
Plttsburg PlttSbU Post But It is the swe sweet t by byand byand 1 1 1anel
and by that counts In that matter matt we weahould re reould
should ould say s nayThe y yThe
The latest fad in oarUln banking cir elrclot ci r rcbs
clot Is stripes says 5 a contemporary Not Notfor Notfor N ot otfor
for street wear however howevetLIlt howeverLittiC
Uttle LIlt Jack Horner sat t IN I the corner corn oonueUng et eteating
eating his Christians pie he put ia lite litethumb 1118thumb Ii iii iiithumb
thumb and pulled ld oat out a a plum plumwhlch plumwhlchlooq which whichihowfl I Ishows
shows that it was not a a meat plo plouy plouyway an ay ayway y yand
way and juatf justifies e8 Jack Jacks right rt ht to mem m met m mbership n nbership
bership In the antibeefers club clubSeme clubSome clubSome
Some members of o Congress Congr are Instating Insieth a athat K
that the ftitt salary they tb 7 now receive receivedoes receivedo reed I e 5does
does not go 88 far as the fgBO t they theyused theyU4Md th 07 07to y
used to receive Nevertheless and not notwithstanding notwlthataMlnt us t twithstanding
withstanding Congreo probably will raise raises nJeeOWD rai ee eeOwn B
s own soiary again sln at t considerable peril psrll psrllI per ii iiI 1
I I Tat T raft walks in the rain Commend ConmOlidablo a ablo
blo effort but he hag net yet swum Hodk Ro Ro f K k kOreek kCreek
Greek or eaten a crocodile cr oodUe notes the theNew th6New t he heYork 6
New York Poet Well he has h eaten baked bakedum bait ad adPosum d
Iteesum um and crocodile or COdfie probably pro bl hs s noth not h hthatas
lig J on n that thatas a a a strenuous dish dishThe tUshha
The ha Hon William Schley SChle Howard cad cadate en n ndato 5
Hate ate fut Congress i to succeed CJoL Leonl Leoi i its
dis ts Felix Livingston has
promiilfeated promul ted a nplatform aplatform
platform declaring for trust annihilation annlhllaUonf n
f 0
o cheaper ch eaper necessities of life Improved agri agricultural agricultural agriltural ¬
c cultural cu ltural conditions and good roads But Butis ButIs Butnot
j is not Uncle Lon rampant for all of ofthose otthose ofose
t those th ose things and then some someA someA someA
A Borlln actress tooked up a dramatic dramaticcritic dramatlocritic
c critic cr itic of whom she disapproved and andpounded andpounded andunded
p pounded po pofis unded his face scandalously with hor herfists hor119ts horts
fl fists fis ts That suffragette microbe certainly
It 10 getting in some deadly work through throughout throughout throught
o out ou t this world worldIt N NIf
If I t a slump In the th cost 6f f bread may maynow maynow mayw
n now no nosl w bo arranged to go along with the theslump theslump
S slump sl ump In butter the meat boycotters will willcheer willcheer wilieer
c cheer ch eer up anew anewKing anewKing anewKing
King Edward has given orders that thatLady thatLady thatady
Lady L ady Constfnce Constnce Richardson Rlchar son must never neverappear noverappear neverpear
fl appear ap pear at court because her ladyship has hasrecently hnsrecently hascently
recently re cently been dancing publicly in skirts skirtsmost skirtsmost skirtbost
n most m ost extraordinarily abbreviated It Is Isnot Isnot Ist
n not no t that his majesty objects to abbro abbreviated abbrovlated abbroated ¬
V viated vi ated costumes at court but merely that thathe thatbe thate
li he h e proscribes certain specific methods of ofabbreviation orabbreviation ofbbreviaUon
g abbreviation abbreviationWhy abbreviationWhy a S
Why eat chuck steak anyway when whenfirstrate
f firstrate fi asparagus may be had at 76 76aents 7fents 76ntz
aents ue ents ntz per can canNo canNo
No government can be bettor than tho thomen theen
r men m en who are administering It says tate tfcaLexington tateLexlngten theexington
mL
I Lexington L exington eTonn Tenn Progress And al although nlthough alough ¬
t though th ough they may not think It that Is a asentence asntenctJ antencu
B sentence se ntencu sermon directly addressed to the thevoters thoYO theoters
A voters votersHal YO v oters otersHal tors torsHal
Hal A particularly bright and gorgeous gorgeouscomet gorgoouscomet gorgeousomet
c comet c omet unexpectedly butting in on Hal Halleys HalJoys Halys
Joys la lait ys scheduled seheduJ l time eh alii Why not name nameIt nAmeIt
i It Bwana Tumbo TumboSenator TumboS
Senator S nator Depew Is credited with saying sayingthat Hyingthnt
that th at he expects to run for tho Sonata Sonataagain Bonateagain
again a gain This however is not necessarily necessarilyeither necessar1lyeIther necessarilyther
either ei ther a threat or a promise promiseThe proml promlTh promlenThe
The Th latest addition to high society in the theAtlanta UI UIAtlanta
j Atlanta A tlanta Federal F ar81 prison is No 6561 6561Aa 6So1As
As one of the picturesque Institutions Institutionsresponsible InsUtuUOnir86ponslble
responsible r for the high cost of living the thabattle thobattle theattle
l battle b ship Georgia owes it to Itself Itselfnot Itse1tnot 1taglot
l not n ot to get stuck In the mud this wek wekPotatoes wMitPotatooo w wPotatoes
Potatoes to the right of him rice to the thelett I
j left le ft of him turnips in front of him vol volleyed volyed 01 0118Yed ¬ S
leyed le yed and thundered thunderedIf
If a round of the Florida winter resorts resortsfails resftts resfttstaU renrUalls
1 fails taU f to arouse In Senator AldrieJt AldrieJtbreast Aldrl Aldrlbreut Aldrichsreast
breast b reast considerable sympathy for the theultimate theultimate
ultimate u consumer the Rhode Rho e Islander Islandersurely Islandwaurely Isiandatadamant
surely is I adamant adamantFor aclamantFor adamantFor
For the Unit rat time in fifteen years cars snow snowfell saowtell 7
j fell f all in Americus U Ga recently and am the thepublic tbepubUe tbi I Iublic
j public p ublic school pupils wore dismissed in inorder Inorder Is
order < o rder that they might ml ht observe and enjoy enjoyit OnJo7It enjo
I it It It is not always that public school au authorities authortu ¬
1 thorities t act with so much common sense senseSo sonsoSo
So far as we are concerned the Unit Unitsity Unl UnlIftT Univer
sity s ity of Copenhagen Copenha en may close the Cook Cookincident Cooklneldent
j incident I and say no more We will 111 stand standhitched standhltcbed stem
hitched h peacefully and unobstreperously unobstreperouslyWe unObatreperoualWe
We notice by b the cartoons that Uncle UncleJoes Un 1o 1oJoe S Soes
Joes Joe J oes black seegars are mere mtK inclined to tothe tothe t
the plane plan of the horizontal U thpn an for formerly tormerly ¬
merly says the Portland Telogram TelogramWell Telogramfell
Well vI fell do not believe everything you no notics noticeROt
tics ticeROt t not even in the cartoons cartoonsA
A naval officer o is to bo tried for con conduct conduct ¬
duct d uct unbecoming an officer and a gentle gentleman gentleman ¬
man in a a ballroom His I Ii offense was wasnot wasnot we C
not n ot that ha stepped all over his partners partnerstoes Rers Rerstoea a
toes t oos however Wo could not afford to tocourt tocourt t 0
court c ourt martial all our officers who do that thatAmong thatAmong thatAmong
Among those mentioned as Ambas Ambassador Ambasdor ¬
sador dor to tho Court of St James we note notethe notethe not C
the t he name of t Hon Tyrus Cobb Ce b Stick a aspike aspike
spike pi here hereNow hereNow
Now that MaJ Hemphill has gone is isI tothe t 0
I the t he TimesDispatch tho supporters of the theMecklenburg thelleeklenbu th e
Mecklenburg lleeklenbu Declaration D probably pr ebly will willadopt willadopt wil II
adopt a < as their battle cry On to Rich Richmond nJebmond Richmood ¬
mond mondCHAT I
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wind himself in th tU United States Iate Saute coee 8 i 5 said saidto uJdto ii iidehed Id I
to ° b be UM u most foisted ± dehed orator 5tor in that body bodySenator bodrSenntor bodjSenator
Senator Gordon Dont Care CareFran Carellram Carethe
Fran the Bfamingham Ledger LedgerSttMtor JMaerSantor ersaer
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dwm Ma cmt t job sad waiting l ia good b tNmer a r tfil tfilMMaatin t8lYiMIIIIM t tMhepI
MMaatin gets Is mdy to cfaooe Us SWJBUBOT SWJBUBOTPrecedent aisoerlreocdcnt r rPreoeclent
Precedent for 3Ir 11r Unllliiprer UnllliiprerPmn BallingerlNat nlI1JlJcrPJ1
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PoMiMstor Po tlMlt Goner GeMraI Hitcbcock will hare to tothroek gg f I Iht
thrash his l aard nl index again aDd make netaUeufi netaUeufiThe nOtsUeIIA j jas I
as tA who B L u Ja rgent am 11110 15 lMIt The Theait T he heiureota a I IIK
ait of teaurgacti has to be frequently revtwd revtwdWants rethedWants I Iants
Wants ants Live Speakers SpeakersDrea SpcnleersDrMII SpcnkeraBrms
Drea Bmdtmy in New York Tdaaraph TdaaraphUM T TOkraJthof ph phI1Ie
UM SMUMgtr 1M of a lecture bureau rId HW o ofrv a alatter ar
latter r fnsm frv the manager r of an opry bouse ia j North NorthCaioUixi NorhealoUDt ii
CaioUixi ashing for some e good lectures I e in his town townHte too tooIth 55
Hte 11 preference w M for Bob Taylor < ef Tesuraufe TesuraufeDaniel TIU4sfeDaBlri Tuoo e eDesist
Daniel Webster or Patrick Henry IIeaz q He II wants WlUIU the theMrs UIehe 1w t
Mrs 2 one OIMII
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Tto be or not to bethat k UM Oletit qtMttitx qwest1 qwest1Sh
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Or to take up p anal mt NIn sat t mtat mtattNit at atAnd t
tNit tNitANI
And by oupothrg aush tbe daaI To diet to eat
No men Utaks coopi e or Moosge and so end
TW beartaeh awl ql the thousand natural tval Mtt 1Ho oos < u
TIle neat t consumers heir to iotis tk a mMMttnutian samjj Uen
Dcnratly DlfOUtJ to be wished To diet dietao DO meat JlMat
No fowl r Owl Ierehance no m Mi ay theres tho tfcembl tke rbi
For M we hate no neat no bom to boll 1dJWut
Vhat W friends may JU OMM awl wh WIlla to stay te tenteals t teals
nteals ntealsThis eals ealsThis II IIThis
This DOMihility IOiI most SIre us esthe pause l1t1IRTIMre
Thorej TIMre the respect We owe to those tboHWho timesWho
Who have ha a taste for rtrloia or nrceibrotds sweot1J sweot1JTbat aweobrdThat
That make mak calamity cf so long life NfeFor 1ftPoe lifeFor
For who would bear the clips nil boDes hen they th t wgfch W wj b
The tainted ends for whkh they t1i charge fall pries tJtheD tJtheDThe
The batchers wrung wam the jokers contumely CIINh CIINhTIte
The pangs UP that bacon bsee costs osts and afeo ala boat baat hamhoary
rite hoary price pdc of cbops Ui Ute ton n OK joint
That TJaat patient atkut nerit < rf the unworthy takEs takftbe
Vbe h be mifht feed on dandelion grew
Or All his J s stomach with th mockturtle soup
But theres thnP the dread reed that hat if we cut cut m nfQt at
The pockets would go In f for garden track trackAtf
Atf ka oak us M 5 s TO netr netr were sosted beforer before
This tarkinr danger puazles the will willAnd
And roakw as rather boar the th Ills iII wo VO hAve
Titan to fly to others tOOt HO VI know not of
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A LITTLE NONSENSE NONSENSEOTHER NONSENSEOTIIER NONSENSEOTHER
OTHER INTERESTS INTERESTSHe INTERESTSHe
He H e haano has no time to read of crime crimeOr cr1meOr crimeOr
Or think of Persias lot lotThe lotThe lot lote
The Th e Balkan Balkl n states may meet their fates fatesThoy fatesThOy fatesThey j
Thoy Interest him not notHo noto
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Ho H o doesnt care If hosts prepare prepareTo prepareTo prepareTo
To meet In battle grim grimIn grimIn grimfact
In InI fact eschews the foreign news newsIt f I
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Lot Lo t rustics raw observe with awe aweThe aweThe <
The comets course course forsooth forsoothHis forsoothHis
His H is fancy wings to higher things thingsHis thingsHis
His baby has a tooth toothTho toothTho
Tho Extent ExtentDo ExtentDo
Do you know Burroughs BurroughsSome BurroughsSome BurroughsSome
Some SomeHow SomeHow
How well do you know him himOh 1 1Oh
Oh about 40 worth worlhThe x xThey
They The Come and nm Go GoHow GoHow
C How about your cook When WbenI I saw sawyou saw70U
3 you yo u last you ware quite dissatisfied with withhorf withhor
horf hor h er
Was I 17 responded tho hostess wearily wearilyIve wearll wearllrn
Ive I ve been dlaeatlsflod with five or six sixcooks sixcooks
c cooks ce oka attica 1000 then thenThe tlNnThe thenTire
The Iloolc Affcnt AffcntLives AJentLives
Lives of greet man lies 08 reminding remindingAs romlndlngAs
As we vainly fume and frown frownWo
Wo 0 can get In splendid binding bindingPer blndl g gJror
Per a paltry 1 try dollar down downNo downo
No o Use UxeHTh UeThM
> HTh ThM popular fiction is S all bosh In real reallift roalUit
lift Il t the girls prI father seldom objects to totho toUto
tho th e man of her 11 choice choiceYoure eholeoYOGrl
Youre osrs wrong there tn Ire fl often objects objectsbut objectsbtat
but h ut lees he usually Wall too wise to say any anyUtinf nn nnUdDa anying
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7o o my wife wit likes JUr lb for me to leave leavonice IyoIdee leavees
nice id es long butts She loops 100 loog em with rib ribbons rlbbolla riboe ¬
bons b oe Mid hangs haft em about the fiat flatForeivnrnefl fiatFore1nrnecl
Foreivnrnefl ForeivnrneflHow Fore1nrneclHow
How is the water in the bath Lisette LlsettaCold LisetteCeld
Cold my lady It turned baby b y fairly fairlyblue rairlyblue fairlylue
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Then dont put Fldo in for an hour houror
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10JOYS
JOYS os OF UNCOOKED FOOD POODRaw FOODRaw
Raw fl aw Fnoilor Finds Health Vastly VastlyDefter YntU YntUDetter ntt1 ntt1Better
Defter Without Ubont Mont MontTo IOCLt IOCLtGoo4
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To the uninitiated it sounds brutal hnJtalra hnJtalrarood raw j
food f ood The first question they ask Is IaHow j
How can you eat meat eat raw ra rawi But the theuncooked tb tbuncooked I
thir
uncooked u food devotees eat no flesh they theyfind tne1ftncl the r
find fi nd their health is vastly better without withoutit L
it and so they live JIve on all manner of un uncooked ¬
cooked c things that are really marvelously marvelouslytempting mr marvetousi loulIl loulIltempUDA P
ct
tempting t The raw food people never neverhave r
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have h are colds col s fevers feve stomach trouble torpid torpidlivers torpidven terpkveri I
livers U ven veri nervousness MrTOUSD N or a lot of common commoneveryday oemmoneverYday
everyday e ailments that the outofdate outofdateordinary outofdateordinary
ordinary o cooked food oater has hasThe huThe hasThe
The amount that a raw coder oats at ata ata a t
a meal is small He is quickly filled The Thereason Tbereaaon Th
reason r is that the stomach seems to know knowwhen knowwhen
when w hen t has had enough of the elemental elementalthings wnentalthtq siementahings I
things t from which It draws it Ita strength strengthaad trenpthand
and a nd telegraphs the fact to the taste and andthe andthe sac I
the t he eater finds himself satisfied On the theother theotber th thther S
to
other o ther hand with cooked food he goes on oneating oneatln oi oiating
eating eatln e and eating t1n and the stomach delays delaysits deJayI I Its
its I ts message as a It has to receive a vast vastbulk netbulk yes I
bulk b ulk of stuff largely waste ute matter tter bo bocause be beelluae
cause c of the life being cooked out of the thefood therood thi
food f ood by fire fireHaw 1IrtRaw
Haw onions are esteemed eet emlHl highly hll ly as a acleanser aelM i
cleanser Bet of tne system as well as a forti fortifier forUftQC ¬
fier fl og in othof w ways ys and onion is blended blendedInto bl8ftdedIto I
Into l ate things so subtly that one does not notdetect notetect no t
detect d etect its flavor For example a dish fl le lemeje Iifrom I I
meje z from the soft Inside part of figs flgsgrated gs gssrated S
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grated g rated raw onion 011 lon olive 011 011 and grated gratednuts gratedButa grateuts
nuts n uts In the proportion of five ve parts fig flgone figone I1 I1ne
one o ne part onion two parts olive oil oUt one onepart onepart on e
part p ert grated Brazil or protold nuts and andme andODS an 1
me part lemon juice The Ingredients are arecarefully uecarefuUy ar e earefully
carefully c blended and the taste of the theonion theonion tit C
onion o co cd nion Is I not detected The flavor of the thedish theb th e eish
dish d ish b is delicious deliciousThe deliciousThe
The raw feeder dotes on raw vegetables vegetablesand ycgetabletad I Iand
and one of his favorite ways of preparing preparingthem prepat1Dt g gthem
them t em Ic in the form of salads saladsA lads ladstavorit
A favorite dessert with 1th the raw fooder fooderis food foodIs oode 5 5i
Il is I i made made of uncooked pot cheese CftMM with 1th a alarge a alarle aarje
large l arje quantity of seeded chopped raisins raisinsbeaten ralslubeaten I Ibeaten
beaten into it and a generous PA < OUS amount of oforange otora c f
orange ora e and lemon juice and a very little littleof littleor litti C Cof
of the grated orange peel This is rich richand richand rio h hand
and nutritious and of a novel and de dettctous dettetou di diistens
ttctous l flavor flavorSHOPPING ftavorSHOPPING
SHOPPING IN PARIS PAKISRrasi PARIS1aat PARISFm
Rrasi ffcsre ffcsreWhat YroWhit
What 1aat are those little geld old pincers pincersask plooersuktr pincersk
ask uktr k a reporter reporterTher reporterTIler
Ther The are a used to pick up letters you youhave youban ye yehave U
have put on the letter scales scalesAnd lCAlesA scalesATh4
And A 4l that Ivory stick carved aDd forked forkedI d dCt
at the end endPeople endPe endPeople
People ple use it to fish out things they theyhave tbeyhave the I Ihave
have dropped Into carafes carafesThat carat caratThat earstesTht
That square uare of morocco about the size sizeof ezeoC 512 512or
of a but butIts butT butTfltS butTIts
Its tampon used to press down own stamps stampsafter stampsafter stam I Iafter
after sticking them on envelopes envelopesThat 6RveklpesThat euvntopesThat
That shell roller rollerTo rollerTo rollerTo
To flatten out the corners of photo photograph photogrApbIJ 5 5graphs ¬
graph graphsThat
grApbIJThat
That ornaments box with a whole wholebattery wholebattery whol le lebattery
battery of tiny brushes brushesThey bruhftTb8y brushesThey
They are used us to clean other brushes brushesbrushes brnsbosbru bmshebrushes
brushes bru to clean hair brushes brueh brushes to todean toclean I o oclean
clean toothbrushes brushes to clean nail nailbrushes naUbrushes 1 1bruhe ¬
brushes c cThoee c cThose cThoes
Those rnashileather tubes tubasUEy tubesEyeprotectors
UEy Eyeprotectors protectorl to look at colored pno photOlraph plootograph
tograph projections In rooms adjoining adj adjoininglighted lDlng lDlngJIhled
lighted room roomThat roomi roomiThat roomIThat
That tiny dolls funnel funnelIndispensable funnelIndWpenNblo funoolIndispensablo
Indispensable to pour perfumes Into Intothe Intothe intothe
the vials in traveling cases casesAmi CASesII casesAwl
Awl II that jigamaree of complicated lit UttJesftver litsilver
tie tJesftver silver sieves sievesA sievesA 7 7A
A novelty noelt Its It a cleaner to take off offspot orr8po offspot
spot 8po of ink on lead pellets pelletsLead J8UetsL18d pelletSLoad
Lead pelletu pelleltsSItro peliettaSitru V VSttru
Sttru the shot you Oll put Into those little littlecups littlecups littlecups
cups tn stick penholders in after using usingthem usingtiezn
them themThe The The deuce No one does do a that Utat nowa nowadaYI newsdays
days diysNo U UNo
No But they are easy s to sell sellMeaning soilJlennln sellMeaning
Meaning Jlennln of Cemetery CemeteryPTCM Cemeter CemeterlNM Cenicieryyteas
PTCM the Xe Nn r York Americas AntrimIt A1IIfTkaIt AmericasIt
It is I not correct to say that cemetery eometorymea eometerrmeans
moans mea the city of the daad d Md The word wordfrom
Is i from the theGreek Greek Kolmeterion KoInte ion mean meaning meAning moanIng ¬
ing sleeping place not the place of the thedead thedead I
dead There Is 1 nothing in tho etymology etymologyof
of the word to warrant us la thinking thinkingthat thinkingtht thinkingthat I
that It was originally intended to convey conveythe eOIVeythe conveythe
the Idea that the tbedop departed rted were really reallydead realIydee reallydead
dead any more than there is in Ute old oldHabrtw olfttr oldIlebrew
Habrtw tr term for cemetery cemeterYBothfllu cemeterYBothfllutho Bethalm Bethalmthe
the housft bou houm q cf the living livingSomcTvlmt Jlvln Jlvlnomewhnt livIngS livIngSomenIint
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Pram tft U Haroid IXMPOCD IXMPOCDSteward LmpouStewardDo
Steward StewardDo Do you feel equal to n a cup cupOf cupoct cupof
tea teaSoauksk l
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Soauksk SO Ick Paseenger PaseongerNo No I fael te I as weak wookliS weakas
as water wat tr
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From the Gevdsnd Dd LacIer LeadtrHpw LacIerHow LeaderHow
How can your firm boat our company companyWe QompanTO companyWe
We TO sell the only onl absolutely burglarproof burglarproofsafes burglarproofsafes burglarproofsafes
safes made madeHahal mndoHaha madeHahal
Hahal We sell cashier proof safes safesb i
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It I t was whiskers day In the legislative legislativehalls leglslatlY6ha1ls
halls ba baho lls of Congress yesterday White whis whiskers whlkors whl whirs ¬
kers ho rs and gray sr whiskers of the has hasbeens ha habeoos
beens be ons were in evidence ovid once on o both sides sidesof sde sdeor
of the Capitol Representative Grosvenor Grosvenorwith GrosveDOrwith
with wi th his flowing white beard gtacod the thefloor tbefloor th
floor flo or of the House and exSenator Potter Pofferwith Potlrwith
flowi
with wi th his long gray beard decorated a set settee settee ¬
tee te e in the Senate SenateIn SenateIn
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In I n order to refute the charge that t tle e eImmigration eImmigration
Immigration Im migration Commissioners had been joy joyriding JOYriding joyding
riding ri riw ding abroad and to prove that be b worked workedwhile workedwhile
while w hile in Europe Representative Ropro ntaUvl Bonnet Bonnetof Bennetof
of New York one of the commission eomml lon seys seysho s she
he has the American record for the theshortest the theshortest theortest
shortest sh ortest stay in Paris He struck the town townoarly townearly townrly
early ea rly in the morning and shook the dust dustof dUIKot
of Gay Pares off his boots before noon noonthe noonthe
the th e seine me day dayRepresentative dayRepr
S
Representative Repr sentaUvo Douglas has developed developedtrait
8 trait that may serve s him well when he heretires hereUrM hetiree
retires re tiree from Congress He is an adopt adoptat adoptat adoptgiving
at giving a chalk talk The Ohioan is isan laan
an advocate of a bureau of mines and In Inpresenting InprOienUng I
presenting p his views to the House did didso didso didwith L
so so with a chart exhibited in front of the theSpeakers theSpeakws I
Speakers S desk While he was giving his hisobject hisbject 118 118object I
object o bject lesson 19 11On his predecessor pr declOI exRepre exRepreEOtUatlvo exRepre6ontaUo exRprentaUve
EOtUatlvo so ntaUve Grosvonor walked Into the thechamber thecbambor theamber
chamber ch amber and watched the performance performanceThe performanoeThe performancehe
The T he veteran statesman shook his head headI headI
I was 1 called the tb political forecaster and andfiOvMl udId nti ntiuM
fiOvMl o uM Id compile tables tabl but I never was ac accwsed ace acecttMd m maed
cwsed c aed of giving a a chalk talk like flit my sue successor lueOIMOr ¬
cessor o sid he and continuing I Jwrt Jwrtloll Jttoll mu mull L
loll te ll you we fellows out my way are areaUle ver versatile verttle ¬
satile se ttle statesmen statesmenStrange tatesmeaStraup statesmenStrange
S
Strange things thin happen these days d s s1M among amongthe aaon c ce
the th thst e nations legislators The latest phe phenomena JIbenem ¬
pheI
nomena nem st amens la a ship subsidy sUb ldy bUt Introduced Introducedtn l tutedllOsdthe aUod t4 t4In I
stIn
In th the House by A Democrat Representa Representative RepreeeataUTe flepreate ¬
UTe th e Clark of Florida FloridaRepresentative lJortGaRepr8llentaUve TOridLS
S S S S
Representative Coudrey thinks Sixteenth Sixteenthstreet Sixteenthaueet I
street s extended should be dignified dlgal oct with withthe withthe Wit Wite I
the th tha e name of Avenue of the Presidents Presidentsand Pre Presidentsnd ldenta ldentalid
and a lid has presented a bill to that offset o the theavenue thecnU8 I
II
avenue a venue cnU8 extending from tho White House Houseto HoueLe Houmthe I
ato
to the District line lineOne UntOne liflOS
S S S
One of the Senators who ho can explain 8X1IaJnwo a ameasure i ieasuro I
a measure easuro wo with clearness clear and a convincing convincingargument C IIVSactnUWUlfteat < f
fr
argument is Senator Carter He I never nevertalks Dwartalb r
talks t on a subject onlaes I be Is familiar familiarwith taMUtar1tb faattlai4th r
with 1tb 7 4th it It He never get gets excited and no nonatter notter tic
matter tter how much he is quizzed never nevergets er ergeta r
neveI
gets g ets angry His sentences seateae are ar well worded wordedand wor ad adADd I
and e d to the point and his hearers are arenever IUeRever ar arver I
never ne ver at a loss 0811 to know what he means meansHe meDLHe meanse
He H e has a a happy faculty of describing describinganything cM erlbtaaa7thlDg < r
rS
anything a from a postal savings vi bank to toa toa V Vgame S
a game preserve and even Senator Till T1Uroan onnman
TillC
roan r seems satisfied tSfled when Senator Carter Csrtermakes Cartermakes Carteakes C
rm
makes m akes an explanation in answer to a aquestion aquetlon Iuestion
question q uestion The Montana Senator Is in interested InterNted Inereeted ¬
qt
terested t In the establishment of a a na national Datlon1 maionci ¬
tional t park in his State State and when he hedescribed bedect1bed Is 0 0escribed
described d the beauties af the scenery to tohis tohis t 0 0is
his h is colleagues eoIlM uos < he gave them a word wordpicture wordpicture wee t tture I
picture j ture that mad made even Senator Lodge Lodgelook Lo Ae Aelook C Cook
look l ook on him with envy envyThe envyThe
The District D rkt of Columbia ic only a small smallportion smallportion Sini I I Iportion 1
portion of Uncle Sams domain but It is isef IIof I S Sf 5
ef o f sumcieat importance to divide the time timeof timeo Urn Urnf 1
of o f the House of Representatives with withquestions withCluatlons wit wituestions
questions q uestions of naUo national importance and andquestions andquelltlor an d duestions
questions q uestions that effect millions of people peopleinstead peopleInstead e enstead 5
instead I of about 309690 W JO Two days eta are areset areset ar S Sot
set c ot aside for District business buatD every everymonth everIRantb ever everisooth
month r tho same me number that that18 is allotted allottedto allottedto
to 0 private p pensions Burton and claims The Theward TIleward Tb a aI
ward w ard of the Nation needs Deed coaetaot atten attention attentIoh atlasicks I ¬
tion t icks
tIohTh9 5SS 5SSThe
The Senate or at lease 1 some of the theSenators theDators UI a anators e
Senators S Dators recognize reeo nllo the rights and ability abilityof abUltyof iflIt I If r
of o f women Three of the he Senate commit committees commltteI L Lhave ¬
tees have women as clerks the t e commit committees committees L Lees ¬
tees t ees on Expenditures in the Treasury De Department Department Di 0 0Indian ¬
partment Indian Depredations Depre atlcma aDd Pat Paton Paton Pa t tnts
on o nts ts tsThat 15That
S S S S SThat
That boy Fitzgerald FJtz eraJ4 of New York Yorkslips Yorksllpe TorIlips
slips s lips one over oceasloaaUy MuUr in the House HouseHe e eHe a aHo L
He took Mr Currier who t introduced troduaed the theBeJHngerPinchot theBUtftirP1ncbot t tBIllngerPlnchot s
BeJHngerPinchot committee resolutionoff re resolution 0 0oft
off 0 < his feat in a jiffy Jur Mr Obviated was wasseated wi LI LIted s
seated 6 Ated ted behind Mr Currier and tried to toprompt toprompt I 0 oprompt
prompt him Never mind ml said Currier CurrierI 5 5I
I will Ut take care of o that but he didnt didntand didntanti dMa t tand t
and the youngster from the Empire State Statewas Statewas Ste to towas
was upheld by Uncle Joe When it comes comesto IoMto corn Os Oso 1
to t o an interpretation of the House rules rulesthe rulesUle rule a ahe
the t he oWUmere GIdU er have to p get there tiler early to tobeat tobeat I toboat i
beat Fitzgerald FitzgeraldRepresentative FtbberaldReXNentaUve
55S 55SRepresentatIve
Representative Douglass Dou lu6 of Ohio cele celebrated eelebrated eeL 0 0brated ¬
brated his conversion to the cause of the theInsurgents thelnaurlfmta U 5 5nsurgents e
Insurgents i by getting g lIA busy with the rules rulesand rul8llaDd rule C Cand <
and ho used up lots ef wind and strength strengthtrying strencthtryln strengi LII LIItI7tfl k
trying tI7tfl to convince Uncle Joe that he hewaa I ie iewas ewac e
was right Though his voice rose as high highas hiKhas hI h hCurUss I
as a Curtiss aeroplane and his arms flew flewaround Bearound lie Sc Scaround
around as rapidly rapldl as a a propeller propel Uncle UncleJoe UKIeJoe Usc Le LeJoe e
Joe quietly and respectfully told him himthere himtheco hi m mthere n
there was all nothing doing dot and ruled against againstSenator aaJnathim agaIn at athim
him himS6M I IS
S C S S SSenator
Senator S6M tor Depow w fe i so very much In de demand demand d 0 0mend r ¬
mand he is obliged to carry a a vestpocket vestpocketbook t tbook otbook > t
book of engagements The book is covered coveredwith eoveredwith coven id idwith a
with a a bright red binding bindln and the Senator Senatorhas Senatorhas Senati at athas r
has It for ready eady reference rererencl The engage engagement en e ement 0 0mont ¬
ment book bookk 1MdY Is to Senator Depew as the thebook thebook ti se seof e
book of rules ru es is to Senator Smoot and andthe andtho at ut utthe d
the Senate calendar to Senator Kean
TiThTOR TiThTORJsiiju
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The First Sev Sewing ng MachineJanuary 27
Eltas Howe who is recognized as the thefirst theftrat thefirst
first practical sewingmachine s lngmachlne inventor inventorlike inventorltke inventorlike
like many of the other early inventors inventorsmet Inventorllt Inventorsmet
met t with all kinds of trouble and ridicule ridiculebefore rtdl ridiculebefore u ubefore
before he was able to convince capital capitalists capltaJtats capitalisis ¬
tats that he had succeeded in producing producingsomething producingsomothln produdagsomething
something somothln practicable and of great pub public public publiv ¬
lic uee At A t the time he hl h was working workingon workJn workJnon
on thE th sewing < machine Howe was u em employed fImp40recl emploed ¬
ployed in a Boston machine shop He Hespent Hespeat Hespent
spent all his spare moments laboring on onits onIta onits
its perfection After five years of con continuous contlDUOUtl eontinuous ¬
tinuous experimenting experhmtt he completed the theInvention theIRvenUon theInvention
Invention in May IStf 1 but he was un unable unable unable ¬
able to make a finished machine until untilhe IInUlhe untilhe
he received pecuniary aid from George GeorgeFisher GeorseFtaher GeorgeFisher
Fisher with 1th whom he formed a part partnership partn partnership ¬
nership nershipHe n nershipHe rahlp rahlpHe
He completed his sewing machine dur during durIng durtug ¬
ing the early earl part of the th winter of IMS IMSand 1M 1Maiwl LlIanti
and on the 2fth tb of January the follow following followJng fallenlag ¬
lag year he gave a private exhibition exhibitionof
of Us l s workings wor1d s but he was not able to toobtain toobtain toobtain
obtain a patent upon UlM > ft it until September
10 18M l4 In consequence of the opposi opposition opposition oppositkn ¬
tion to any laborsaving machine the theartisans thoartiSttnti theartisans
artisans of Boston were unwilling to use useit UtleIt ueit
it it and for a brief time Mr Howe Ho ob obtained obtatnoo ohtamed ¬
tamed employment on a railroad raltro 4 as an anengineer anen anengineer
engineer en neer until his health failed failedIn fa11dIn faIledIn
In 1S47 he visited Islted England hoping for forsuccess r rsuccess fc fcsuccess
success In that country but after twp tw
SOCIAL SOOIALLIFES S LIFES IJPESWJAR WEAR AND TEAR TEABDepletes TEARDepletes TEARepletes
Depletes D Ones Store of Physical PhysicalVitality PI1lcalVltnl1ty PhysicalVitality
Vitality and Nervous Energy EnergyFtota Bner BnerFrom
From F rom the th Philadelphia Ph1iade1bI IubUc PubU Lets LedSe1 LedSe1It
It 18 not always dissipation tHar tliat is ismeant Jsmennt
meant m eant by y the phrase > 1ihe the he pace that kills killscomd 1 1l1sDlv <
Dlv D Dc ivqrslon rslon that Is morally Innocuous may maycom
Dp comd com c ome In time to deplete ones store of ofphysical otphysical
physical p vitality and nervous energy al almost
most m ost as seriously serl usly as flagrant persistence persistenceIn
In I n vicious courses coursesPeople coursesPeople
People who are In society may pre pretend pretend ¬
tend t that they can turn night Into day dayburning
burning b the candle at both ends in their theirprotracted theirprotrocted
protracted p festivities with no fear of the thearrival thoarrIval
arrival a of a day of reckoning but nature naturewith naturewith
with w ith severe impartiality arraigns at length lengthnot
not n ot merely the hardened roue or do dobaucbe
bauche b auche but the person whose e reeroa roerOAtlon
tlon t hin has been of an entirely innocent Innocentnature innocentature
nature n and yet excessive In amount amountIt amountIt
It looks as though society would soon soonhave lOOnhave
have h ave to come to an understanding understandln regard r rIng
ing i ng the number of engagements OftGllg0m Rta it 1 its dive devotees r1otees diveees
tees t ees are oxpeotod by its unwritten unwrSu n lawn lit to tomako
mako and to keep within twentytour tweatytowbourse
hours Societies for the prevention of orerue1ty ofruelty
cruelty c have boon formed but what wWganlzaUon or organizatlon
ganizatlon g is there to prevent eruelty erwI t a aOClet
society OClet s It Is a a real hardship to 0buslneSfJ many a abuslnose abusiness
business man who has to arts arias fetfM fetfMin bIM bIMIn balboa balboan
in I n tho morning to be nui ca coin llBsa rJ le > flftf flftfup tIfItfrup sis
up until the small hours of ch the IoIorder mga f forder
order to perform the tit function e of ttIhome ooernt el elhome
home from tho opera or the tbabrilliant halt Tw Twbrilliant flobrilliant
brilliant occasion itself ofettMrate for forthe fOIl f fthe
the time being the anxieties anxtets of tile MIng H rfc rfcIng t
Ing i ng day but with the chill cttI11or ray ay dnw dnwof ro
of the morning after the breadwinger brM4 iwoswia at atthe eItho t
the household finds himself hftteUent fads fdsg his fcfsclients hisclients
clients or his associates with Mi bitOir reser reservoir ¬
vein of vitality yltaUtYdeplet8d depleted he has to nwfce nwfcea hs
a conscious effort to keep wide awake awagorc1er to toorder
order to meet meetthe the demands made Jiiad upon uponhis upJDlaSa topenliii
his shrewdest ahrewd and most alert alert2ven atteatlem atteatlem3ven atten en enwhen
3ven when It la leDOt oot the captain of ofduatr to todustry
dustry who is concerned but the tody of ofelegant eel88Utt C Celegant
elegant leisure whose hour bouts are regu regulated r rlated ¬
lated at her own sweet t wW ft is plain plainfrom pJtrom
from the flourishing state of the sanatoria sanatoriafor Ufl2LOE1for 1r1a 1r1ator
for nervous Invalids that the normally normallyconstituted y yeouUtuted
constituted woman cannot be 1100 on the go goincessantly I IineantJy
incessantly without grave danger of o over overdoing averdoing 81 81doing
doing and having haYlar ha4in to do penance if not notIn tin
In sack cloth and ashes at a least with withmalted wIdamailed withmalted
malted milk and enforced seclusion The Themodern Tbemodern Tbamodern
modern debutante has a really formidable formidablegantlet le legantlet
gantlet to run with 1th all the invitations invitationsher InvttatloMhM invItationsher
her social position poaJtl n and family traditions traditionscompel trdIt1oneompel traditionseompi
compel her to accept The ordeal is 1 not notso DOtso
so much the attendance att at t two Or three threebaits tbreeIMJIEI threebails
baits in as many days day with luncheons luncheonsand hmcbeoMand luncheonsand
and teas t interspersed Jnt as it is I the inevit inevitable Inevitable InevitbI ¬
able bI preparation making it necessary to tospend tospend toIPSOd
spend half of the waking wakba hours in con consultation coasultatJon consultetion ¬
sultation with wll m mediate and a milliner millinerSurely ndUIDeSurely nofthlnorSurely
Surely society is waiting atttnc eagerly ea ly expect expectant expectant expectant ¬
ant for the formation f of some sort of ofprotective otprotetlve 01protectIve
protective league to make organized re resistance ra ratn reltittiee ¬
sistance tn e against further encroachments encroachmentsupon encroaebnuDUupon encroachnoenuupon
upon the twentyfour hours of the night nightand Jltptud nightand
and the day which are at present wholly whollyinsufficient whollylo whollyInsumclent
insufficient lo lcSent for both business and andure pleas pleasure pleasure ¬
ure
IDO BEATS EM ALL AILThe ALLTJac ALLThe
The Word or Uelozn Bxprcasen xpresseR Vol Volumes Yolumes Volumes ¬
umes of Affection nnd Admiration AdmirationI AdmirationIroa
Iroa p tM t x YCllt T TIf TeISTa TeISTaIf
If you have been In the habit of think thlnkIng thinklag thinklag
lag in Esperanto or expressing yourself yourselfIn youraeliin
In Vofepuk quit it it Those languages laDgua or orwhatever orbateyer os oswhatever
whatever they may be called are has buboena hashocus
hocus Now it is the proper thing to toprM8 ex oxpram
press ones ono self If in Ido And yet from fromwhat frostwhet
what little Utt we have heard in this new newlanguage neWJanguace nanlanguage
language which appears to have been beenmad beenmade I Imade
mad made by the Danes it does not sound ooundgood noun I Ito
good to HE Us Otto Je J Jeperson erson r8OR of Copen Copenhagen Copenhogan ¬
hagen Is here to give V Ido a a boost with withAmericans withAmer1CD8 Wit I IAmericans
Americans and he began his missionary missionarywork mttry01k mtasioear mtasioearwork
work 01k last ws week Mk k for t the e now a 8W w universal universallanguage unh 81 81ltagUfle I Ilanguage
language If you are courting a a girl girlsays girl8tlJs girlnays
says the honest Dane merely say to her herbeleza hereleza heihelena
helena eleza It covers wers everything O8Cyt lng that you youwi8h S Swish
wish to say stl Do you wish to tell her hertbat heithat
that she to beautiful fascinating end endfull I1lIdfuU ai I Ifull
full of witchery murmur beloza belozaWould belozliWouI4 belozaWould
Would you like to sey to a young oun lady ladythat iadrthat ladI r rthat
that she looks well and suits you clear cleardown clearckwn r rwn
down wn to the ground dont utter 8 a long longspeech longpeeeh g gspeech
speech merely say with a look of chant chastened chutened chantemail ¬
ened affection Maggie beloza It is isnot Isnot I S Snot
not a bad thing to know title helena elooraword helenaword
word and the fact that one can do all aUbls a Ii Iihis
his courting coutln up to the point of o proposing proposingwith proposingwith r rwith
with these magic ma 1e three syllables ought oughtto t tto
to make the language Jan so popular with stut stutterer atutbeess
terers and tonguetied men But it will willnot wmnot WI 11 11not
not sound well or go well < with those thOMeloquent C Celoquent
eloquent souls who love to hear them themselves themselves themselves
selves talk and who are endowed with a att agift
gift tt ofeab b And that includes about sll sllAmericans aUAmericans a II
IIS
Americans and some of the Irish Ir There Therefore Therefore S
fore we cannot promise the erudite Otto OttoJepersen OttoJepenort tt 0 0Jeperaoss
Jepersen that Ido will 111 make a hit with withthe wttbthe wfti it itthe
the majority
majorItyA
A A Good Old Idea IdeaFtom IdeaProm ideaFrom
Prom the Bitten Ameiwn Ameiwnk
I wish h we e could return to the way of oCthe o othe f
the good old times with tt t there s greeehy hy hyfellows V
Vr
fellows who are always criticising other otherpeople othpeople othey r
people peopleWbat
What y way was S that thatthe r rIn
In the old times you know they hung hungup bURgup hunt g gknockers
up knockers knockersOr knoekersOr knockersOr
Or Move Iove to Philadelphia Philadelphiar
From Ute Ctewhwd Plain D I eIerDlngloy Dea r
Dlngley is I awfully out of serts rt since stneetbe Sine Sinethe a
the administration turned him Atmdowa AtmdowaWhat down downWhat
What dens he say about a Ollt it itHe ki kiHe ItHe
He says he wishes the watoce w of eb obJhJon ohlivion
llvion could roll over him himThen himThen
Then why doesnt he run for Vice VicePresident YlcePresldtn Vie C CPresident
President t
years he returned to the United States Statesutterly Statesutterly Statecutterly
utterly destitute after working his way wayhome we ay ayhome I Ihome
home asa liS a common sailor During Durin his hisabsence hisabsence hi S Sabsence
absence the machine had meen Imitated Imitatedand Imitatedand ii iiand
and Introduced through the country in inspite 1nspite I a aspite
spite of the patents Friends were not noteasily noteaaib ne d deasily
easily found to help him establish his hispatent hispatent hi 5 5patent
patent but in 1SW 1 after much litigation litigationhe I Ihe
he finally ftnaJJ accomplished this end His Hisprosperity Hisprosperft HI S Sprosperity
prosperity was thenceforth assured ured and anda an d da
a year later 18 t r he had repurchased all 11 of ofthe orthe c If Ifthe
the patents that he had sold during his hisseason hisH63JOn hi s sseason
season of adversity ader lty It is estimated that thatup thatup the Lt Ltup
up to September 1SS7 the date of the theexpiration theexpiration tb te teexpiration
expiration of the patent he had realized realizedabout roollzodabo d daboit
about abo t 2600600 He died on October 3 3of 3oC 3of
of that year yearIt jeafIt yearIt
It Is probable that the first sewing sewingmachine sewingmachine sewin g gmachine
machine was made by b an anJjnclMbman anJjnclMbmannam annamed Englishman Englishmannamed
named nam Thomas Saint and was w la patented patentedJuly patenteJuly
July 17 Ii 1790 Though made pf f wood it itresembled Itresembled t tresembled I
resembled the later successful Buccessr l machines machinesin ma hlnes hlnesIn is isin
in that It had
an overhanging arm
vet vertical vetticel ¬
tical reciprocating reclproc tlng needle and a verI hole holewas holGs ho I
was s punched by b an awl for the needle needleto need e eto
to pass through In 130 Bartholemy BartholemyThlmonier BartholemyThlmonler Bartholeni 1 1Thimonier I
Thlmonier produced a sewing winS machine machinewhich machinewhleh machItwhich
which was fl patented first in Franca Fra ca and andsome andsome as assome
some time afterward in the United UnitedStates UnitedStates Unite S SStates
States After Howes sewIng machine machinedemonstrated machinedemonstrated machit e edemonstrated
demonstrated Its practicability pracUeabllit other In Inventors Inventors Ii Iiventors ¬
ventors followed including tfohn Bach Bachelder Bachcldel Bad Badolder
elder A B Wilson Wll cn Isaac Is ac JL 1If Singer c c l
Other events of interest occurring on January 27 was the birthday blr hda of Eli EliWhitney EllVhltney B li liWhitney
Whitney Blake 17115 1795 179 the Inventor of the Blake atone crusher David McK McKKey Me fcK fcKlej c cKey
Key 1824 1824 Postmaster General under nder Hayes Mozart 1756 the great com composer compOicr cot Ii Iiposer ¬
poser and kerosene was first used for Illuminating purposes in 1826
AT THE HOTELS HOTELSRussia
Russia and America within the next nextfew nextfew nextw
f few fe < w years will become more friendly than thanever thanever thaner
ever ev er Mid Slain Romanoff a native of ofRussia otRussia ofussia
Russia R ussia who has made his home In this thiscountry thiscountry thisuntry
country co < untry for some years but keeps kH 5 in close closetouch closotouch closeuch
touch to uch with Russian affairs Although AlthoughMr AltboughMr Althoughr
1 Mr M r Romanoff Romanqtl bears bem tho family name of ofthe otthe ofe
tl the th e Czar he make no claim of royal royalblood royalblood royalood
blood bl ood but dote not deny that he might mightbe mightbe mighte
be b e a grand d duke a L prince or something somethingof
0 of f that sort At any rat rate Mr Ir Romanoff Romanoffwith Romanoffv1th Romanoffith
with w ith the accent on tha Mai an in his name namemado namemado nameade
m mado ade some aom mysterious allusions ae to his hisreal hlsfQal hisal
r real re al self Ho anehrotkled his peal per personality personallty peronality ¬
s sonality within the seven hiding end yet yettrarwieesnt yetrartohscist
t trarwieesnt veils of Salome as It were wereso ware8i wereo
e so s o to speak period paragraph peragntpfcI
1 I left Russia said ti tIN man with the thenaro theJNIMO theame
naro JNIMO n ame beca because I i ham aom some trouble with withy WithJDY withy
a JDY m y father faUMorwbo who be tt or who I 1 am I Idont It It
dont < t my fftna luma can m me sranddifhs uII8 and andawjr I1ndr anday
t awjr J ay thai I am of noM noble Mood that nuty nutyb mye y
t b e 10 a o or not I dont know I pained the theeatraiace tbeuaace theentranc
4 eatraiace examination to Harvard but butwa butW butes
wa w es sywmted oventd W from taking advantage adYa tage of offt CltlINt ofas
j ft as ft UM day 1 we warn sqypoaad to eater nter I Iwe II
we 5 tojartd I JOIftd is an elevator accident acc dtet I Iwew Imu7 Ia
wew a aick for many weefce and during duringUUU duringrut duringhat
UUU t ctme lint 1 forgot moat everything I Itee rj Iaow
tee b aow I spoke x k twahr fettgua languages e then thenad thenad
s ad MW 1 am hardly baId1 able to speak my mytew myD Y
tew l slf D e 1 loat l one of o the Angers on onalf ona
alf a feMoV bs a4 my leg 105 we weft cruefced and andtae andUIe andhe
tae t he > duelers lector told ma they UIe had to be am amwitn amub
p ub 1 toll lb rn rut It they am amasennd
p asennd ibis 1 would 0814 iist IUU WIth witnI WIthatter With WiththOrn
thOrn alias 1 gal u I bed them themwife themWICIa thetaith
wife w ith oil wd worked and beat them every everyday everytoctay everyoy
day d oy and today 1 am a as Area IItrr as ever everrnrenhyasriuigerthanllouk
1 MI rnrenhyasriuigerthanllouk rnrenhyasriuigerthanlloukIpeshlag reaiiy atrancer than I look lookfeeakio kIff
feeakio Ipeshlag Iff Cif < if Amefira llherty the thewaa theDIC theGe0g
Ge0g DIC uIa Mid IbM it warn U nut nuto
t o be compared CDlD with that which prevailed prevailedla prevailedinEi
la inEi BUM In Jatla laesiwedothtng Sneal we do things and andt AdAJMIIka andAaesit
1 AJMIIka you talk ta but yen duet t do doworks dota don
ta I n IIe1ca Amea e eametndy works orb too hard hardTher hardTAcr hardThere
Ther There is no time for recreatloH reer or rest restyou rest7eu restou
you y ou give p mere e e rest to yew y homes than thanto thAnto thano
to t o your men menCondition JDIDCoadJtlou manCosidItlona
Condition hi RuasU ar are not nearly nearlyas Marlyu
as a s bad a as they hev bavableepelatad lMtm pamtad added addedMr addediT addedMr
Mr Romanoff It ItAJINIItIaM Americana know Ru RUIi RUIias Ruse s ste
te e as well aa they know other European Europeancountries Euro Europeanountries e8n e8ncountrid
countrid c countries they would have h a far different differentopinion cI1tterentopinIOn differentopinion
opinion of the Caar and his domain Some Somepeople Som Somveople Surnpeople
people say the Czar is a weak man HJ HJs H HIs HI
Is I s not not asserted Mr r Romanoff he is the tbebeat tb tbbetJt thebest
beat Cur RuMte ever had hc he is a altrong altrongminded strong strongminded uirongminded
minded farseeing monarch whose soe soemint ao soeelm e ettm
mint is to improve the condition of his hisEHJVI h hlr hsMr
EHJVI wV wVMr
Mr Romanoff excused himself because becausebe beeaucebe use usebe
be wa w was not attired in evening deem say sayray a ahaC saytug
ray that his b baggage Ra e had not yet arrived arrivedHe arrivedHe arrivedHe
He said that Russians Ians visiting this coun country country eou eoutry ¬
try did not wear monocles like Englisa Englisadofcee En LiglisridUhIS Hsl Hsldukes
dofcee dukes neither did they display J jeweir jeweiras jewelry jewelryas w iry iryas
as the English En Uab German Trench an ani aniotber I Iother Iother
other foreigner ror do when they visit the thaUnited tr1Ul theUnited
United Ul ted States The gentleman tlalDaa front Rus Russia RtsealW Rnole ¬
ole called particular attention to the fact factthat facttbat factthat
that he is much stronger from a a physical physicalpoint physicalpoint physicalpoint
point of view vleWthan than his appearance would wouldseem
seem to indicate 1n4Ieum in fact lact Iac that b he was wasmuch wasmueb wasmuch
much stronger indeed indeedThe hldeeThe IndeedThe
The color Mae between betw parsons or ne negro nealld nogre ¬
gro descent and the white whht races to quite quitedistinct quited1atIDot quitedistinct
distinct in all parts of the United uu States Statesand StatesancI Statesand
and in the Sooth it is an unmIstakable munietakabieboundary DlllllMtakablebetNldary unmIstakableboundary
boundary marking an ImpaasaMe Smpa gulf gulfaccording gulfaeeordlng gulfaccording
according to L H Jordan of Charleston CIIarleatonS charlestonwho
3 C who is at the Riggs RiggsIn RIGSIn RiggsIn
In Charleston said Mr Jordan there thereis thereIs thereis
is still another color line It divides the thenegroes t thenegroes e enecroes
negroes of the city into two classes classesbrowns cJubcOWM classesbrowns
browns and blacks This kt not a a thing thingof thIngo thingor
of o yesterday but a a division that was wasmade wasmade wasmade
made more than a a century ago and andwhich andwhJch andwhich
which cannot be blotted out The brown brownnegro brownnegro brownnegro
negro of Charleston Is not to be con confounded contouDded confounded ¬
founded with the mulatto Many Xan of ofthem orthem ofthorn
them have an admixture o o white blood bloodbut blood bloodbut bloodbut
but few if any of them have any black blacknegro bla blacknegro k knegro
negro blood They The are descended from fromfree fromiree fromfree
free negroes escaped with white companions companIons compan ompanIons ¬
ions from the crews of pirate ships 8l PS ref refugees relugC8S retugess ¬
ugees from the West e India Islands or orIn orIn ori
In i some cases ca immigrants directly from fromAfrica fromAtrlca fromAfrica
Africa AfricaThere AtrlcaUTb8re AfricaThere
There has never been any serious race racetrouble racetrouble racetrouble
trouble in Charleston continued Mr MrJordan MrJordan r rJordan
Jordan The middle class of the browns brownsis
is J a bumper between whites and blacks blacksand blacksand blackswhile
and while to the white 1118 people all negroes negroesare DegIoeSare negroesare
are negroes lOeII without regard r to shades or orcoloring oroolortn orcoloring
coloring oolortn the brown negroes n keep up the thedistinction thedistinction thedistinction
distinction and often throw their influence influencewith in Induencewith uence uencewith
with the whites As is the case in all allpart allparts allparts
part parts of the South there Is genuine euu1ne affec affection aJectlon altection ¬
tion between white people and their old oldfamily odfamily oldfamily
family servants The faithfulness was waademonstrated wasdemonstrated as asdemonstrated
demonstrated by the caretakers who whostayed whostayed ho hostayad
stayed at home Del provided for the thewomen thewomen thewomen
women and children during the war The Thegratitude Thesr Thegritude
gratitude sr tude of the white people is shown shownevCTy shownev shownev
evCTy ev iy 7 day in a thousand ways in look looking JookIn lookIng ¬
ing In out for the personal p MlULI welfare of the theold theold thenegroes
old negroes n To argue that these people peopleshould peopleshould peopleshouki
should have the same privileges prtvtlec In every everyrespect ever everre everyrespect
respect re pect as a white man is too absurd absurdalmost absurdalmost absurdalmost
almost for discussion discussionPurchasers dbcuaetonPurcb discussionPurcltairs
Purcb Purchasers often wonder said Her Hermann Hermull Hermenu ¬
mann G Setts an importer of Now York Yorkwho Yorkho YorkWho
who ho is at the Arlington and who has juet juetreturned juetretllrMCI justreturned
returned from a tour of Germany howIt how howit howit
it is that Germany can pay 7 duties and andsell andsell andsell
sell things so cheaply Its It easily enough enoughexplained etIOughexplain enoughexplained
explained explain At some kinds kt of work a man manhie manhl manhis
his hl wife and five children working work ten to tosixteen tosixteen tosixteen
sixteen hours a day can average vera 8 10 cents centsa
a day wages In many y classes of work workthe workthe workthe
the pay Is from from half a cent to a cent an anhour anhour anhour
hour according to the skill of the worker workerThe workerThe workerThe
The beautiful toys that the the Germans send sendabroad sendILbroad sendabroad
abroad at Christmas time are made by bymen bymen bymen
men and women who do not average averagethreequarters averagethreequaatlKs averagethreequesters
threequarters of a cent an hour The Thebeautiful Thebeautiful Thebeautiful
beautiful feather Easter novelties the thepaper thepaper thepaper
paper novelties are made by the same samedeft samedeft me medeft
deft hands that toil for a price that would wouldbe wouldbe wouldbc
be scorned by a newsboy for ten minutes minuteswork mllmteswork minuteswork
work These figures apply appl only to adults adultsThe adultsThe adultsThe
The children cannot earn nearly as large largesums largeunts largesums
sums One family of seven earns ear 45 4 cents centsa centsday
a day another with eight et ht members ag aggregates agrgfltS ziggregatos ¬
gregates S3 2 cents centsIn cent centIn centsThuringla
In Thuringia continued Mr r Selisr Selisrthe Selgthe SeUgthe
the workmen making mAkt toy animals for forninety forninet forninetytwo
ninety ninet ninetytwo two pieces plM receive about 1 cent centan centan centan
an hour For sixty wooden soldiers on onwhich onwhich onwhich
which an adult and three children work workthirty workthlrb workthirty
thirty hours 27 cents Is paid Colored Coloredmasks Coloredmasks Coloredmasks
masks bring brin 14 i cent t an hour and aRdcents 24 24cents 2 2cents
cents an hour is the wage w e for the whole wholefamily wholefamn wholefamily
family famn The makers of doll parts are areno areno areno
no better off No better wages wa a are paid paidfor paIdfor paidfor
for musical instruments instrumentsThe IntrumentsThe InitrumentsThe
The number of children employed ytd In InGermany InGorman inGermany
Germany Gorman is estimated at t 350030 The Theare They Therare Theyare
are found in all industries Even chil children chlldron children ¬
dren only three years old are employed employedin
in home work The reasons re eollS for the th em employment employment employment ¬
ployment of children is i twofold In the thefirst theflrst thefirst
first place the children furnish turn cheap cheaplabor eheaplabor cheaplabor
labor and a d second the parents IJ are de dependant dependent depondent ¬
pendant on their assistance tanca Of course coursemuch ecUrsmuoh soursemuoh
muoh of their work is purely mechanical mechanicalTho meebAnlca1Tho nsoehenicaThe
Tho thousands thouSAn who have visited Wted Ober Oberamraergau Oberammergau Oberamatorgan
amraergau and havetken have takon away with withthem withthem withthem
them artistically carved e Images I and andcrosses an ancrONeS andcroeees
crosses will be Interested to learn that thatthese thattheee thatthese
these are produced at low wages wa The Theaverage TheaW1a Theaverage
average aW1a e wages Cf8 of the carvers hi Oberam Oberammergau Obframmergw Oberanimergu
mergau range ran e from 36 3 to 71 cents a day dayThe dareThe dayThe
The work begins b ns at 6 oclock and con continues continues continues ¬
tinues until S to 10 In the evening 6en1noI
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