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TUESDAY Y FEBRUARY 15 19 19An 1ttt 1tttAn IlILAn
An Avenue 6I1UC to Mount Vernon VernonIt
It may not be generally known that a abill abill abill
bill Is pending in Congress to repay to totlip tothE toth
thE th State of orVlrxtnla Virginia Vhg Lia tho money advanced advancedby advanoooby advanoodby
by that Commonwealth to help build the theUnited theUnited thetnited
United States Stat Capitol The funds were wereadvanced wereadvanced wereadvaxmced
advanced at a time when th tb8 Federal FederalTreasury lIoderalTreasury FOdaITreasury
Treasury was depleted and the legisla legislature egi1aturc ¬
turc of Virginia acted most generously generouslyin gonerOU8lin
in making an advancement of money moneyViewed IftOneViewed moneyVlewod
Viewed in the light of a financial transac tranllaOtlons tranaourns transactions ¬
urns of O the present pre weent day d the loan was not nota nota nota
a arge one on Tho entire sum um as we re recall racan recal ¬
call cal it It was not much over 1tO8DO 100100 but i ithose In Inth inth
those th ° e days dsy it was wa a very y substantial and andmuchneeded andmuhneeded nd ndmuhneeded
muhneeded assistance to the general generalgovernment seneralioernment generalgovernment
government During all the years since sinceWashington IdnceWashl itneeWashington
Washington Washl 3toft was s first established MtabHs 8d on the thebanks thebanks thebanks
banks of the Potomac the debt has re remained re remained reflamed ¬
mained unpaid unpaidShould unpaJdShould unpaidShould
Should the money q be returned to Vir Virginia V1rgnla Virginla ¬
ginia it will not aoto moo go lam the tb State treas treasury trllaS1ry trstry ¬
try The legislature etiIatnra has already aJrMcIfOlm form formally form211y ¬
ally 811 relinquished claim to totb8 the fund and andhas andhns andms
has ms agreed that it shall be used if appro appropriated appropriated pro projriated ¬
priated for the construction COD trucUon of a great greatboulevard pre greatboulevard t tboulevard
boulevard between the National Capital Capitaland CaJtaland CpIt1and
and Mount Vernon This fact alone ought oughtto ougbttfJ oughttn
to hasten the bill to its tIDal enactment enactmentThere enaCtmentThere
There is I something historically significant significantand agntflcantand tfteant tfteantand
and appropriate In building tk1l a a blghway Itl8 y to tothe tothe tothe
the last resting plaoe of George Geor e Wash Washington WaahIngton WuhLngton ¬
ington with the money which his State Stateoriginally StateorIgInally Statecriginally
originally loaned to the Federal govern government government govorninent ¬
ment mentSome mentSome inentSome
Some of these days thoro will be a a Lin Lincoln Llnco Lincoin ¬
coin co n way between Washington WI and andGettysburg andGdtysburg andGettysburg
Gettysburg It wlfl wl I be constructed as a alasting awtlng a aisUng
lasting memorial to the martyred Presi President President Preatdent ¬
dent and will connect the National Cap Capital Capital Capital ¬
ital with the scene of the most memorable memorableconflict memorableconflict memorableconflict
conflict of th the civil war If a boulevard boulevardshall boulevardshall
shall also be built between Washington Washingtonand Washln on onand
and Mount Vernon by the return of ofmoney 01money ofnrnney
money which was Virginias Vlrglnl evidence of ofloyalty otloral ofIoa1tj
loyalty loral Ioa1tj in the very foundation of our gov government government government ¬
ernment we will have this city linked linkedwith Unk8dwith linkedwith
with two historic spots spotsThe spotsThe potsThe
The Lincoln way may DIa be a thing of the thefuture thefuture thefut
future fut tire The Mount Vemon road oan on be bean benn bean
an achievement of thepresent the pr6lient Tho op opportunity opportunity opportuntty ¬
portunity Is i right at hand handThe handThe handThe
The Editorial Bdito nl Page PageEver PageEver PageEver
Ever and anon some philosopher phiJoiop and andobserver aaw1observer andobserver
observer of events and things thA arises aris to toassert toassert toassert
assert the decline in influence ID uence both di direct direct dlrect ¬
rect and potential poten tlal of the newspaper newspapereditorial newspapereditorial j jeditorial
editorial page It is I declared with some someshow IOmeshow someshow
show of plausibility moreover moreov that thatwhereas thatwhereas thatwhereas
whereas the editorial edt page once led It Itnow Itnow itnow
now follows followsthat that where it once created createdopinions crQteclplnlolUl createdp1nions
opinions and colored verdicts it now nowmerely nowmerely nowmerely
merely echoes opinions and promulgates JlDmullateforegone jaomulgatesforegone j
foregone conclusions conclu8l0ll1That conclusionsThat j jThat
That the editorial page of today dif differs differs difers ¬
fers ers radically from that of thirty or orforty orfurty orforty
forty years ago goes without saying sayingThen tngThen sayingThen
Then it was w more or less I dogmatic matie and andappealed Andappealed andappealed
appealed to Its immediate constituency constituencywith COMtltueacywith constituencywith
with a quality of exclusiveness not peg pegBible possIble peeslble
Bible nowadays In addition to this thiswhen thl thlwhen thiLwhen
when telegraphic and special news cor correspondence correfPondence correspondence ¬
respondence MEM s the exception rather ratherthan ratherthan ratherthan
than the rule a newspapers Jlew8papera clientele clientelenecessarily clientele clientelen clientelenccessart1y
necessarily n < essarUy depended upon it to sum up upthe upth upth
the th facts as to this thl that or the other otherand otherand othetand
and pronounce judgment jud Dtellt upon them In Inthis Int11ls Intbi
this tbi day and time Urn th tht facts are all Allspr spreadbefore spread spreadbefore d dfore
before > fore the reader fresh and 4ot Ja y > t from fr0mthe fromthe frotnthe
the wires and he makes makesup up his is mind mindfor mIndfor mindZor
for himself himselfWhile hhlUlelCWhile himselfWhile
While however tlMllendDMtDy theseand those anfl many m y otherthings other qthorthings thef thefthings
things akin to there thei may be true true tho edi editorial 811trlal cdltcrial ¬
torial page still is far from fr I ah an un1lece un1lecesary unneces unnecessary unueceasary ¬
sary or useless u adjunct to a wellregu wellreguatcd wel1reguatcd wellreguattd
atcd periodical It is just t ks powerfully powerfullyequipped powerfullyfqalpped powerfullyciulpped
equipped for good as it ever ever was waperhaps waperhapstar perhaps perhapsfar
far more engaging in contents and fairer fairerJn fairerIn fairerin
In tone Its lines of endeavor have been beenshifted beenshifted beenchifted
shifted of 0 course eou but Its possibilities possibilitiesare
are yet wide and its fonsofulness tor eCulneu un unquestioned unquesUoned unquestioned
questioned albeit the tracing or the latter tattermay lattermay lattermay
may lead one through more subtle pay paycholog1cal paychological i ichological
chological ways Wa s than formerly Really Reatlythe Reallythe i ithe
the responsibility re pon8lbmty of the modern editorial e ttorlalpage editorialpage i ipage
page to the news columns oolumrsthe the depend dependence dependence dependence ¬
ence of each oact upon the other Indeed Indeedfur Indeedfurnishes Indeedfurnishee fur furnishes ¬
nishes an Incentive to the honest news newspaper news1aper newspaper ¬
paper to make the former form a matter of ofprimary otprImary ofprimary
primary concern because heoa s of the great greatfactor sr greatfactor t tfactor
factor for righteousness Meht8OUln and truth that thatIt tMtit thatft
It may be If fearlessly and frankly ex exploited e eplotted oxloited ¬
plotted ploitedIf loited loitedIf t tIt
If the editorial page in the average is isnot fanot isnot
not taken as seriously today as It was wasIn wasIn wasIn
In the yesteryears however tho fault faultprobably faultrobably faultprobably
probably Is in itself alone Unquestiona Unquestionably UnquestIonnbly Unqueqtionably ¬
bly the editorial page II 6 has been bOOn prosti prostituted prostIt prostltLted ¬
tuted t ted at times to base and discreditable discreditablepurposes discredItablepurposes discreditablepurposes
purposes and In nothing more perhaps perhapsthan perhapsthan perhapsthan
than in Its occasional manner of
express expressIng etpr6SSIng expressfog
Ing Itself The screaming howling brow browbeating browbeatIng browbeating ¬
beating style has inevitably jtOOdld end ondad d to todivest to1lvest todivest I
divest < the editorial page of some of its itserstwhile Itserstwhllo itserstwhile
erstwhile dignity dl lt and conservative CO 50rvatlV6 ap appeal appeal appeal ¬
peal Tho public has been so fussed at and andenapped andnapped andsnapped I
napped at and yelled at and bawled at atin atin atIn
in bocer box ar letters set from two to six sixcolumns sixcolumns sixcolumns I
columns wide here and there that It has hascome hascomo hascorns
come to laugh and sneer in many In Instances SInstances in instances ¬
stances where once it was Inclined to tolisten t t11sten tolisten
listen with respect and tolerance at atleast atleast atleast
least Like Like the man who snorts and rips ripsand rIpscnd ripsend
and tears his hair In Congress every day dayor dayr
or r on the stump zmtump4or or In the corner grocery
store store the editorial page p that bellows In Incessantly Incessantly Incesaantly ¬
cessantly ultimately achieves the distinc distinction dtstlnctIon distinction ¬
tion of being considered a nuisance In Inreolltyv Inr Inrealtty
reolltyv r or at best an evil that must be beput beput beput
put up with because it cannot be avoided avoidedaltogether avoidednltogethor avoidedaltogether
altogether altogetherIt
It Is not unreasonable unrcnSonablo to assert assert there therefore toorefore therefore ¬
fore that journalism in general has been beenlowered boonlowored beenlowered
lowered in its average tone by these so socalled 50caUed socalled
called yeljow methods m ri thodsnnd and yet It does doesnot doesnot doesnot
not follow that tho editorial page con conducted oonductod cOnductod ¬
ductod rationally and In order need be bewithout bewithout bewithout
without such influence and standing as it itmerits itmerits Itmerits
merits
We Y c Must Have Husbands HusbandsSpeaker HusbandsSpker HusbandsSpeaker
Speaker Cannon can make himself the thomoat themost themost
most popular man In America and can canbe conb6 canbe
be reelected to tho Speskershlp Spe kershlp as long longas longas longas
as he h desires to hold that position if ho hocan heeftn hocan
can solvo tho problem presented to him himby himby himby
by a Cleveland girl The opportunity is isnow lanow isnow
now his hl and as he has never before been beenknown boenknon boonknown
known to Hindi we can expect some somenovel somanovel somenovel
novel proposition from him soon soonThe soonThe soonThe
The following letter which is selfex selfexplanatory seltexplanatory sehfexplanatory ¬
planatory was received by the Speaker Speakerbut Spook Speakerbut or orbut
but as yet has not b ben en answered answeredOur an answeredOsr wored woredttor
ttor Our IMMIX e easest MOt Mt many we gbta i because all allfoedi allfOIKIt alltoad
toad sad cloUting clozhtn It too kick What 1Iteod good is w wCiria welids mglrh
lids if w ft e do net a iii ks MT fewUuMte Way dsst dsstke t you youmtke JWJ8
mtke ke Gmgn Co prortde roi4de bwrtaads tar nT us Y Y4Hi u will willdo 1do dUdo
do UM country trr aor Ifl ON good od by aeetec that t all Uw Uwyam UteQII theyisg
yam QII people pa are wanted zr4ed If all Uw jotws JIIMUtgMUried poeffe poeffevrrt ea is iscErs
vrrt aanitd arrkd we would not u need ed any Oaegnu or orrrofcket orlJ orriuet
rrofcket lJ This world would then be a aW penuttso penuttsoW parad4sWI
W WI HMt tave tmabaadi IndP Get swne for forWhen at atWhen usWhen
When the high cost co t of living forces forcesthe torcesthe forcesthe
the pretty girls to do without husbands husbandswhen husbandswhen husbafldswhen
when they the want t them It is time for the thelawmakers thelawmakers thelawmakers
lawmakers of the nation to pause p use What Whatdo Whatdo Whatdo
do the members mem rs of Congress s intend to do doabout doabout doabout
about it Do i they the want this to be a anation 8nation anation
nation of suffragettes Do they want wantthe wantthe wantthe
the race to become exterminated Are Arethey Arethey Arethey
they willing to see the stork become as asextinct asextJnet asexUnct
extinct as the dodo dodoW dodoWe dodoWe
W We must confess eont that heretofore eretot re It was wasour wasour wasour
our Impression Impre lon that the young man was waswilling waawUltng waswilling
willing to share his fortune with a wife wifebut wifebut wifebut
but that the girls were so well satisfied satisfiedwith satlsftedwith satisfiedwith
with being Independent that they de declined declm docitned ¬
clined clm d the otters of marriage Stenogra Stenography StenqraphT Stenography ¬
phy and the scores of other vocations vocationsopen voeatlonsopen vocationsopen
open to woman have ha made the feminine feminineportion feminineportion feminineportion
portion of the population freer reer than thanin thanIn thanin
in past pa t generations If this impression impressionwas
was 1L11 a a wrong one fte Speaker Cannon has hasUM hu1M hasthe
UM opportunity to adjust the matter and andthe andtho andthe
the decision is awaited with interest not notonly notooly
only 0111 by tho girl lrl from Cleveland who whowrote whowrote whowrotO
wrote to him him but by thousands of ofyoung etyouag ofyoung
young men and women in all parts of the thecountry theoountIY thecountry
country Suck problems need solution solutionand oolutlmIUMl solutionand
and that that promptly promptlyA
A Romance of Long Ago AgoTime AgoTime AgoTime
Time is but relative and a date which whichto wltlohto whichto
to a a child would seem as in the fur fa die distant d6s d6stant dietaut ¬
tant past ait t to those of mature years wo would woulclbe wouldha W Wbe
be considered ooUk1ered as quite recent When the thehen thehen thehen
hen cackles to announce the accomplish accomplishment acoornpllllhmont accompUebmoat ¬
mont of her latest achievement she does doesso doesso
so that the housewife can come to gather gatherthe gatherthe gatherthe
the eg gg and prepare it for the next meal mealThe me mealThe l lThe
The hen never IM intended that her product productshould proc1uctlboukl productshould
should be placed in cold storage That is iswhy Ishy Iswhy
why hy nature provided tho cackle cackteThe cackleTIwt cackleThe
The romance rom on which hlch this editorial edttorJal is isfounded Isfounded Isfounded
founded is 1 of so distant an age that the thehen thoben thehen
hen has long ago ag been consumed oon by the therestaurant tbore therestaurant
restaurant re taurant diner who while hlle chewing on onthe onthe onthe
the tough pieces inwardly resented the thefact thefact thefact
fact that he had to eat such unrelenting unrelentingmeat unrelenU unrelentingmeat g gmeat
meat meat for or the hen had outlived her useful usefulness uefuloeM usefulseen ¬
ness as an egg producer and with old age agecoming aKacoming agecoming
coming on she was sent where all good goodold goodoW goodold
old hens go goTho goTho goThe
Tho facts in the case have been sub submitted submitted submitted ¬
mitted to Dr Wiley who will investigate investigateand InvesUpteaDd Investigateand
and no doubt the Dapartmoit of Agri Agriculture AgrIculture AgrIculture ¬
culture Bureau of Chemistry will 111 give giveus givetill giveus
us a report on the th8lPlatter jnatter < raatter E S S Neff of ofOakland otOAkland ofOakland
Oakland City C1t Ind recently found a awomans aWOmans awomans
womans name and address on an egg eggwhich eggwhich g gwhloh
which he h purchased Out of curiosity he hewrote heI hewrote
wrote the woman who gave gave her address addressas
I as Princeton Ind In reply Mr Neff re received received recelvod ¬
ceived a a letter from Bvansvllle saying sayingthe BfLylngI styingthe
I the woman had lived in that city for three threeyears threet threeyears
t years during which time she had kept keptno keptI keptno
I no chickens and had sold no eggs but butshe butahe butshe
she did recall that previous to removing removingfrom remo1ngfrom removingfrom
from Princeton she had placed her name nameand nameand nameand
and address on an egg before taking It Itto itto itto
to market arket Hence the authenticity auth ntJ lt of ofthis orthl8 ofthis
this eggs age can scarcely sca celY be questioned questionedDr questlonedDr
Dr Wiley VUe before the House subcom subcommittee subcommittee subcommittee ¬
mittee declared that one year was the thelimit Utalimit thelimit
limit of usefulness of a cold storage egg eggbut oggbut eggbut
but here we have evidence that an egg eggof eggof eggof
of a much earlier vintage was sold and andprobably andi andprobably
i probably out of a crate labeled eb led Strictly Strictlyfresh Strictlyfresh Strictlyfresh
fresh Such is the life of Ute ultimate ultimateconsumer ultimateconsumer ultimateconsumer
consumer Good advice adv e would be always alwaysto ala alato
to have your eggs scrambled scrambledDr cr scrambledDr mbled mbledDr
Dr Cook has been en located without withoutdoubt withoutdoubt withoutdoubt
doubt this time it appears app In Chile ChileOn ChileOn ChileOn
On his way Wit to the ftDUth Hith pole as we wedarkly wedarkly wedarkly
darkly suspected suspectedDiscussing suspectedDisc suspectedDiscussing
Discussing Disc fn his possible po sfble downfall politi politically politlca1ly politically ¬
cally the Speaker avers that he has h a afine afine afine
fine singing voice oloe and he guessed he hemight hemlght hemight
might draw a large salary lary behind the thefootlights theiooUi thefootlights
footlights iooUi hts But Is that gratitude Uncle UncleJoe UncleJoe UncleJoe
Joe Think of the many honors the thepublic thepubllo thepublic
public has thrust upon up n you those years yearsagone yearsone yearsagone
agone agoneThe agoneThe one oneThe
The wife of Laura Blggars BI sars affinity affinityhas affinltyhas affinityhas
has obtained a verdict of i SI 71010 against againsttha againsttbe againstthe
the actress for alienating aUen tln the plaintiffs plaIntiffshusbftudi plaintiffshunbsuda j
husbands affections The fair Laura Laurawill Laurowill Lauraw1
will now proceed to pay up of o course coursein coursein courseIn
in nice yellew stage ago money moneySenator moneySenator moneySenator
Senator Bankheads reply to Senator SenatorHeyburn SooatorReyburn SenatorHoyburn
Heyburn furnishes a fine illustration of ofthe ortbQ oftho
the relative value of things In saying sayingnothing sayingnothIng sayingnothing
nothing at all Mr Bankhead covered coveredhimself coveredhiJMelf coveredhimself
himself with glory glor as a speech maker makerwho makerwho makerwho
who knows how ho to say a very cry great deal dealThe dealThe dealThe
The poetical suggestion that old oldfriends oldfrIends oldfriends
friends are best does oos not apply to cold coldstorage ooldStorA8 coldStorage
storage eggs of course Not even the themoat themOlt themost
moat unparalleled unp mllo1ed stretch of poetical 11 license 11GanSe 11CGftS ¬
cense CGftS can make it apply applyA appl applA applyA
A Missouri Mls ourl paper says Mr David R RFrancis RFrands RFrancis
Francis in the Senate would put old oldMissouri oldIISiiOUri oldMissouri
Missouri on tho map Incidentally how however howecr however ¬
ever it would also put either Mr Warner Warneror
or Mr Ir Stone on oJ the toboggan tobo tobogganAbdiil n nAbdul
Abdul Hatnids recent alleged attempt attemptat
at suicide suicide did not attract much attention attentionthroughout attentionthroughout attentionthroughout
throughout the world That must have havestill h8V9sUit havestill
still further discouraged ills exsublime oxiubUmemajest casublimemajesty
majesty majestThe majestyThe
The agreement is general that this gov government government guyernment ¬
ernment should demonstrate d mon trate to the world worldthat worldthAt worldthat
that the sentence Remember the the Maine Mainewas MaIneWIS Mainewee
was not coined for fighting purposes ex exclusively oxciusively t telusive ¬
clusively clusivelyIf elusive elusiveIf
If Mr Peary had been wise he would wouldhave wouldhave wouldhave
have managed to get back from the pole polebefore polebefore polebefore
before Executive Etec thc orders went out of fash
Ion Beneath the th sway of Presidents en entirely pntirely entirely ¬
tirely strenuous tho Executive order is ismightier ismightier ismightier
mightier than Congressional pleasure pleasureAmong pleasureAmong pleasureAmong
Among prominent prohibition leaders leaderswe leaderswe headerswe
we note the names of Mr Swallow Mr MrHoller MrHoller MrHoller
Holler Mr Tipple and Mr Boozer BoozerA
A fashion authority says summer hats hatsaro hatsaro hatsare
aro to bo bigger than than ever this year yearThis yearThIs ear earThis
This ought to popularize airships with Ith tho thomen thomen themoon
men anyway anywayThe 111wayThe anywayTho
The English House of Lords does not notknow notknow notknow
know where it is going but It is on on its itsway Itsway Itsway
way all right rightMr rightMr
Mr Taft cannot complain that he is isnot Isnol isnot
not being given unusual latitude latllu e In run running running running ¬
ning the government at least Mr Roose Roosevelt Roosevelt Roomvolt ¬
velt is in Africa and Mr Bryan Is In InSouth InSouth InSouth
South America AmericaIt AmorloaIt
It Is very ver easy to understand why why the themoat themoat themoat
moat boycott was a failure There was wasno wasno
no moat boycott boycottMeet boycottMeot boycottMeat
Meet your our obligations with a brave bravesmile braosmll bravosmile
smile smll advises the Dallas Texas News NewsThe NowsThe NewsThe
The Texas bill collectors must be easier easiermarks ORalermarks easiermarks
marks than tho Washington variety varietyMr vuletyMr varietyMr
Mr Taft may may bo right or wrong wron about aboutthe aboutthe aboutthe
the enactment eM tlnnt of certain proposed proPM d laws lawsor 1ft lawsor W8 W8or
or the repeal of certain old ones but butthere butthere butthere
there can be no doubt that he Is eternally eternallyand cternAllyand etornaByand
and everlastingly correct about tho right rlghtloounoM righteousness
jeousness loounoM eousness of enforcing existing laws lawsi lawsThousands IfLwsThouands lawsThousands
i
Thousands of men understand baseball baseballlingo basoballlingo baseballlingo
lingo perfectly perCeetl to whom Esporanto never nevercould nevorcould nevercould
could be made intelligible intelligibleWhen IntelUgiblcthen intelligibleWhen
When then Mr Bryan learns that Mr Elkins Elkinsis ZikinsIs
is threatening to run amuck he may may con conelude conelude conelude
elude to take up the reformation of South SouthAmerica SouthAmorlca SouthAmerica
America and let North America go hang hangThe hangTho hangThe
The House of Representatives thinks it ithas Ithas ithas
has heard some talkers in its time and andperhaps andrhps andperhaps
perhaps rhps it has But it wants to wait with withsuoh withsuoh withsuoh
suoh patience p tJence as it may ma the coming of ofMr ofMr
Mr 1 James Mathews Grigga successor successorthe succeNorthe succeosorthe
the Hon Samuel Anderson Roddenberyl RoddenberylThe RoddenberylThe RoddenberylThe
The man who invented talking was a arank arank arank
rank amateur beside the Hon S A AYoung A AYoung AYoung
Young Mr r Roosevelt got It all arranged arrangedbefore arrangedbefore arrangedbefore
before telling his hi paternal ancestor any anything IUQthing anything ¬
thing whatever about it It and then lh he hemerely hemarely hemerely
merely wired ired the f fts 3ts This must have havsconvinced hafeconvoo6fl haveconvinced
convinced the elder party PArt that the young younger youngor Oun Ouner ¬
er is the son of his pa p all right rightThis rightThis rightThis
This is i a fine little ltttl month only ten twsntyeight tentyoIgbt twintveight
tyeight days dayGround Ground Hog Day Valen Valentines Valantines Vaientines ¬
tines tines Lincolns Birthday Washingtons WashingtonsBirthday WashingtonsBirthday VashlngtGAsB1rth4ay
Birthday and four pay days included includedsays IncludedItlts includedsays
says the Cleveland Leader Still the pessi pessimist J6IMI1mlat poesimist ¬
mist will not forget that he has to pay payhis IJ IJhili payhis
his landlord a full months rent rent never nevertheless nevrtheJo neverthebes ¬
thebes
CHAT OF THE FORUM FORUMThose FORUMThose FORUMThose
Those from Missouri MissouriFmis T TFan tFma
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be pofMMd by h Mr Taft TaCt the reverse baa hapfxaod hapfxaodami AalllllMand hajaedand
and Mr Taft bag brought Mr Ir Aldrich aad ad Mi Mifriends WIfr1ead3 hisfzieiid
friends around to tho Taft way of thiakfe thiakfeConprrcNsmcn lhtDkiDg lhtDkiDgCon thiukiagCongrensnien
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house of ItoecewntatfTcs who make the Cbaatanqaa Cbaatanqaawelkins Chaa ChaawelklDA Chastasqeawelkim
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much in Congress these day dart even in the theJI1HIag themskhig ipetcb ipetcbnakteg
nakteg Use Perhaps theyre too bwqr rfNllh b gathering gatheringfiwh aherisgfrmJi
fiwh saatoriftl toria1 fer tho coming Cbaetnqm season seasonThey MCOnTIley seeo seeoThey
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Mr Branderson BrandersonYes BrandersonYe8 BrandersonYea
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Posse the Hearten Post PostTho PostTho PostThe
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warmer climate climateAnd oUmateAnd climateAnd
And the minister says that you wilt wllLTHE wl1lTIlE wiltTIlE
TIlE PLAINT PLAI T OF THE CONSUMER COXS03IERTho CO CONSUMERThe SUJIEn SUJIEnTM
The m mekwacboly 1 daya haTe hen xtns the saddest dct of the they thoea thawhcm15tterM
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ting Ue aearc scarce eaos and dar darHeaped deerBespat learlleeld
Heaped on the tables snowy spread the platters plattssthat plattersUtat plaftersthat
that we knew knewAre JlMWAre knevAre
Are minus m lUl of the ham and eggs and of the thicken chlcienstew cbfckmtew thickenThe
stew stewTho tew tewTIIo
The Haklecfced taneaga 1IMg8 of tho past have ranlshcd ranlshcdlike TUlhrdUk vnnlsbedhIkethebos
like Uk hIkethebos hIkethebosWhose the bora boraWhoso IJosV1I
Whoso jcathful Udul diaphragms they filled with gastn gastnaearie gaMrotc gastisemis >
semis semishare tc CtJS CtJSWhere gs gsWhere
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ear 5 jy ey T and pride prideLttarita prideLfkewiao ptldeUkewieo
Lttarita Uw tender juicy steak cak with onions on UM UMsktef Uteswt theside
side sktefAlas swtAr sideAbs
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frioatfe fr ssk of oars oarsNew CIUff CIUffNow mmNow
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and 00 tb tIM Sewers SowersTheyre ers ersDerre < 4rhcrre
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tion tionke tionkeAnd ice iceAad ire ireADd
ADd MTW may 1M return again unless WTO woye got the thepriw theJIrire theke
priw priwThe JIrireThe ke keThe
The summer 11M days f5 may ma coma again and with the theHHBmer themIIIDer thesummer
> HHBmer days daysThe 1Ia1TIte SagsThe
The chatter of the robins and the music of tic thojars UaeJafs ticys
jars jarsThe JafsThe ys ysThe
The orchanb with their luscious sweets swe b tho meadawa meadawadrwmy meadewsdrIII meadawdreamy
dreamy bare bareBt hAliCkit baseBat
Bt BDtbteg can restore the meats of bjgoao happy haproTke happyThe
days daysTho
The real t chops and the pork chops and the mutton muttonand muttonAM znntthnsod
and the Iamb IambAad Jamb JambA1Id lainbAnd
And the frapaoee ragranee of the smokehouse that enriched enrichedtho enrichedI enrichedthe
the country ham hamThe bIImTIle barnThe
The memory of the oldest man cannot mn inform us uswhen mwHo usThe
when whenTho wHoTho
Tho nearby sssa for which wl h we sigh were we furnished furnishedby tun furnishedbg sbcd sbcdby
by the hen henNor hellNor bestNor
Nor can the record of the past afford us u any proof proofOf roof roofof i
Of that far time when storage beef was browsing b sing on onUwhoof onu onYet
Uwhoof UwhoofYet u hoot hootYet
Yet Yet not unmeat it is that we may meat in dlmea dlmeamore dim dim2ISM cilmeeflora j
more 2ISMWbfre bleat bkstWhere bleatWhere
Where the tnists tn ts shall cease from troubling and the thetariff thebrUr thetariff
tariff take a test iwtFebruary 1eStFe1ruuy testFethiaxy
February 6 1i19lD 1910 WILL T WHELAS i
A LITTLE NONSENSE NONSENSESIZED NONSENSESIZED
SIZED UP UPThoro UPThoro TIPThoro
Thoro is is really nothing mystlo mystloIn In7StIOIn
In the bont bontWhich bontWhleh bentWhich
Which Is known as the th artistic artisticTemperament artisticTemporament artisticTemperament
Temperament TemperamentTig
TIll a state of mind unstable unstableMore uru unstableMore table tableMore
More or loss lossThat lossThat lossThat
That a common man might label labaLaziness iabalLazlnOis labelLaziness
Laziness
Brief Bit BitNo nitNo Bits BitsNo
No girl wants a belated valentine valentineIt
It is hard to dlvonce llonco a man from his hisjob hisjob hisjob
job when ho really lovoshls loves his work workTho workTho workThe
Tho truth about a friend neednt feces necessarily nccellsarlty fecessarily ¬
sarily be something bad badIt badIt badIt
It now costs 50 a week to hire a a hon honfor hantor hnfor
for a barnyard drama dramaA dramaA dramaA
A good carriage is all right hut moat mostgirls moatgirls
girls would rather have an automobile automobileGot automobileGot automobileGet
I
Got Some Advice ArtvlccSir AlhleeIr AdviceSir
Sir Ir I have grownx 3townAfray grownray ray in your ser servlco service
vice began the old bookkeeper pre prellmlnary preltmlnary proliminary
llmlnary to asking for a raise raiseI
I was intending to to speak to you about aboutthat aboutthat aboutthat
that that responded the head of the firm firmGet firmGet
Get a bottle of hair dye Otherwise the thejunior thejunior theJunior
junior partner will bo wanting to r rpiace re replaco ci ciplace
place you with a younger man manA JmmA menA
A New Iw Vocation VocationI
I hear Sim Whlflletree JIM h sold out outI outI outI
I though he was as very successful with his hiepoultry hispoultry hispoultry
poultry and his crone croneHe crepe ClOpilHe crepeHe
He was So much so that that he has hasgone hAS50ftQ hasgone
gone to the city elt and opened offices o lcos as asCORsulUng a aconsulting aconsulting
consulting farmer farmerAn tannerAn farmerAn
An Understudy UnilerNtadyOf
Of ail the birds th the hen is best bestI
I love 10 her winning ways waysI
I ibortle when she h seeks the nest nestAnd nostADd nestAnd
And cackle when she s lays laysSomr la laysSonic s sSome
Some ruing Stupendous StupendousWhit StupendonW1ti StupendousWhat
Whit to t avalanche dad dadIts dadIts shadIts
Its a itt slid JII on a Wg scale Looks Lookssomethiag Lookssomething
something ag ke k a Sunday supplement supplementsliding supplementsI1dlng supplementsliding
sliding off Jte Ae parler sate sateStudies sotaStudl sofaStudies I
Studies Studl in Still Life LifeI
1 I want a few fe colored illustrations of ofbeets otbeets ofbeets
beets and tomatoes tomatoesLife to tatoteUle tomatoesLife
Life slaer else inquired the artist artistCatalogue artIstCataIa artistCatalogue
Catalogue ue else replied the seodaman seedsmanwith seodamanwtth seodamanwith
with a significant ua uatIlJCbt apAIeMight sjrU sjrUMight
Might Work WorkI
I want to raise fund tv far a dash du ta the thesouth tileIOUlh thesouth
south pole poleWelir poleVeUr poleWell
Welir WelirDo Well WellDo VeUr VeUrDo
Do you think I could do It by gfvtog gfvtoga g gprelkntnary
a preliminary lecture lecturePRO lecturer lecturerPRO f fPRO
PRO AND CON CONSonic CONSome CONSonic
Sonic of It Yea YeaSpriajcfleld Ye YeUnion YeaSpr1aebd
Spriajcfleld Union You cannot Qn Gt beat our oursttoaks onraClveru oursteaks
steaks advertises a Washington butcher butcherThe butdaerTbe butcherThe
Tbe The Washington Herald Tough ToughA
A Hundred if You Like LikeColumbia LikeColumbia LikeColumbia
Columbia State Let July 4 lEO be besals beat besafe
safe at and sane MDe pleads The Washington WashingtonHerald V WashingtonHariki shfnlton shfnltonliIaraJcL
Herald But cannot Washington have haveene bftveH8 havecoo
coo or two sate and an sane days earlier earlierAslc ear1ierAsl r rAslt
Aslc Asl Joe Bailey BaileyDayton DnilcTDayton BaileyDayton
Dayton News New Under our constitution constitutionsays eouUt1tUonTbe
says The Washington HsraU Bew Congress Congresshas CongrOHIoae Congressclue
clue Ioae has the right to declare war Then Thenthe Thenthe Thenthe
the war that baa been declared by the in insurgents inesrgenta ¬
surgents tI is unconstitutional unconstitutionalObservation uncoustltutlossalObservation
Observation Confirmed ConfirmedAtlanta ConfirmedAtlanta n rU1cd rU1cdUaata
Atlanta Uaata Georgian Gr The Variety of tails tailswhich tAll tAllwJttch tailswhich
which the new newmet comet seenis seene to have e sug suggests 8tJggllltS ouggist ¬
gests gist to The Washington Herald that It Itmight Itt Itmight
might t be an octopus The impression is isconfirmed IIcoaftrmed iscostflrmed
confirmed by the present high prices pricesXotwithstitnding prleesSotwltJlstnndlng pricesNotwithstanding
Notwithstanding the tli Xenrrliyme XenrrliymeChattanooga NearrhymeChattanooga enrr11me enrr11meCbattanOGp
Chattanooga Times 11m In days of oeold oeoldilen old oldwhen oldben
when ben knights were bold eggs were not notput notput notput
put in storage cold eoldWuhlngton Washington Whln n HeraldIn Herald HeraldIn HeraldIn
In modern days the foodtrust toodt t knaves knavestake knavestake knavestake
take eggs and eggs and saves and saves savesOr s savesOr ves vesOr
Or n Lemon Perhaps PerhapsRochester PerIInpnocluwter PerhapsItechester
Rochester Herald Elbert Hubbard de dedares d ddaros doclaroebawouldnotleas
dares claroebawouldnotleas be would OQ14 not he lt as he holeifbehad holeifbehadsmoked is if he had hadsmoked ha48IIIOkod
smoked cigarettes in InMa his youthful days daysThis daysThhi daysThis
Thhi This we think is I a mighty poor anti anticigarette anUcl anticigarette
cigarette cl tte argument argumentVaahlngton Washington Herald HeraldThat HeraldTbt HeraldThat
That Is what wo would call a peach of a aparagraph apaqraph aparagraph
paragraph paragraphSufficient paqraphSufflclcl1t paragraphSufficient
Sufficient Unto the Day Dn c cRichmond eRichmond cRichmond
Richmond Times TImMDlap Dispatch The Wash Washington WashJngt WashIngtwt ¬
ington Jngt Herald gently prods prod the Pullman Pullmanpeople Pullmanpeople Pullmanpoople
people on the subject of a lower rate for forupper torupper forupper
upper berths The point Is well made as asfar asfar asfar
far as it goes but we cant understand understandwhy understandwh understandwhy
why wh the Herald Is silent lent about the upper upperrate upperrate upperrate
rate for the lower berth berthHes berthHes berthIie
Hes Iie the Limit Anyhow AnyhowCharlotte AnyJlowCharlotte AnyhowCharlotte
Charlotte Observer The Washington WashingtonHerald WashingtonHerald WaahlngtonHerald
Herald thinks that the Observer merely merelywastes merelyatea merelywastes
wastes atea space when wh it lectures lectu S a man manwho manwho manwho
who would mortgage h15 his home to buy buyan buyan luyan
an automobile But we didnt lecture lecturehim looturehim lecturehim
him wo merely exhibited him as asUle the meet meetremarkable t mostremarkabli 8t 8tremarkable
remarkable specimen of the genus stultus stultusextant stultusextant stultusextant
extant extantI t
Important if True TrueCharleston TrueCharleston TrueCharleston
Charleston News and Courier Says The TheWashington TheWubl TheWashington
Washington Wubl ton Herala Two medals offered offeredby offerooby offeredby
by the Naval AVAI Institute I for the best essays essayson ca ayson essayson
on naval topics have been won by a South SouthCarolinian SouthCarolInian SouthCarolinian
Carolinian and an Alabamian respect respectively resNCtIvoly respectivy ¬
ivy Oh say can you seeT seea1so also Dixie Dixieland DixleIud Dixieland
land am de land o cotton Just so but buthe butJhe butThe
The he Herald erald will find upon Investigation Investigationttoat I investigationthat e tigatlon tigatlonJ8t
that the socalltd Alabamian in this con contest oont contest ¬
test t was H of South Carolina extraction extractionEverything oxtracUonEverythln extractionEverything
Everything Everythln in Alabama that is worth worthwhile worthwhile worthwhile
while except some of the investments investmentsat
at Anniston possibly got its start In InSouth InSouth inSouth
South Carolina The good that grand old oldState oldStatohM oldState
State StatohM has done for the rest of the world worldcannot worldcannot worldcannotbe
cannot cannotbe be measured measuredRending meaauredRcndIng measuredReading
Rending RendingIf RcndIngF ReadingFmm
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If you are not a habitual reader begin beginnow begInnow beginnow
now to form tho reeding roodin5 roedin habit Good Goodreading Goodreading Goodreading
reading is i a great life Improver It will willenlarge willonlarge willonlarge
onlarge your our mental capacity wonder wonderfully wonderfUlly wonderfully ¬
fully It will make you a full man an oninteresting anInteresting aninteresting
interesting man It will elevate your life lifestandards urestandards lifestandards
standards Your ideals will be b higher higheryour higherour higheryour
your our views iews of life grander Good read readIng readIng reading
Ing will enrich your life immeasurably immeasurablyYou
You will grow fuller and nobler you will willthink willthink willthink
think more of yourself yours lf and others will willthink w1llthink willthink
think more of you youDOYTII y yuDown u uDown
Down to Hard Pan PanFrom PnuFJom PanFamon
From the ilHsrenhee Rrea Press PressScene PrScene FreesScene
Scene Two won In grimy office OmC din discussing dlscunlJlg dincussing ¬
cussing the best plACO to get dinner dinnerTime dinnerTime dinnerTime
Time Near the end of the week when whenlast whon whonlast whenInst
last Saturdays pay P check is dimly dlmlylsn visible visiblein visiblein le leIn
in distance distanceFirst distanceFirst distanceFirst
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First man manThe The cafeteria is a pretty prettygood prett prettsood prettygood
good place p1ac to oat oatSeconiJrIf 06tSeconl1If oat oatSeconhIf
SeconiJrIf you go thore dont forget to totip toUp totip
tip yourself for you have to do your YQurwn YQurwnserving own ownserving wn wnserving
serving servingFirstThen servingFirstThen servingFirsbThen
FirstThen FirstThen Ill surely go for i I lureneed lure lureneed sureneo
need < the tiP tlpeThe tiPThe tipsThee
The Point of View VlcwFrom ViewFrom
From Lippincott8 Lippincott8Newlywed IAlJI L4ppIncotteNewlywedWhat cOti cOtiNewlywedWhat
Newlywed NewlywedWhat What 30 31 for a hat Why WhYIts WhyIts
Its simply ridiculous my dear dearMrs deAr11rs dearMrs
Mrs Newlywed Xewl NewlywedThats wedThats Thats what I though thoughHarold thouShHaroldi thoughHarold
Harold i but you said it was all we could couldafford couldafford
afford
APITOL APITOLthT
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While the whole country is I absorbed absorbedIn abEiorbein
In the high coat of living and the th caules cauaesthereof caulesthereof causesthereof
thereof Senators point with pride to the thefact thefact thefact
fact that tho prices of eatables in the theSenate thoSenate theSenate
Senate restaurant r are at a standstill and andub andO andTo
ub To O not show the effect of Increased prices pricesThe pr1c pr1cTho pricesThe
The prices CC8 as listed on the bill of faro has hasnot baanot hasnot
not changed for twenty years yat rs A piece pieceof placoot eae eaeof
of pie and a glass of milk costs just ju t the thesame theame thesame
same ame as they did twenty years ago agoSenator agoSenntQr agoa
a e s S SSenator
Senator Pago may have faults but a apoor apoor apoor
poor host is 1 not one of th them n Every day daythe da dat daythe
the t e Vermont Senator entertains and andguides andguldeB andguides
guides around the Capitol one or more moreparties morepArUOI moreparties
parties and from the expression on his hisface hisface hisface
face the task is i a pleasure as well as not notonly notonly notonly
only a duty to his constituents constituentsMembers cOIUfUtuentLMombers constituentsS
S S SS SSMembers
Members of the House who were e Inter Interested ltorestedIn ¬ I
ested e estedIn tod In appropriations 8 for their districts districtswere districtswere i
were on deck when the rivers rtY rI and bar harbors barbors herhors ¬
bors hill wo wwy was reported and th they y stood stoodby stoodby d dby
by the ship hardly taking time to eat eatfor 6IIttor eatfor
for fear some niggardly Representative Representativewould neprMentaUvewould Representativewould
would have th theIr lr Item or items It stricken strickenout strJekenout strickenout
out
S SCS SCSPlIetMark 6 6PUat
Pilot PlIetMark Mark Twain came in for consider considerable eonaI considerable Jet Jetable ¬
able mention In the House during the thediscussion thedhtcuMion thediscussion
discussion of the rivers and harbors bill billand blUand billand
and the Congressional Record will contain containmany eontalomaD containleanT
many maD references to that wellknown hu humorist hv hvmortat hismoriot ¬
morist Marks Mark description of the great greatMississippi greatMississippi
Mississippi River will b be printed in full fullRepresentative fuURepreHntUve fullRepresentative
Representative Alexander made a most mostcomplimentary MCMtcompltm mostcomplimentary
complimentary compltm nt8ry Illusion to Mr Twain call calling caUing calllug ¬
ing tho attention of the flouse to the thefact thefact thefact
fact that the pilots writings showed showedaccurate showedaccurate showedaccurate
accurate knowledge kaowled of the conditions or ortho orUto ofthe
the waterway and what was necessary necessaryfor nOCesMl1tor necessaryfor
for its improvement improvementAnother improementAnotl8r imprgvemtS imprgvemtAnot1er
S
Another Anot1er light has been added to the thePress tilePrOH thePress
Press gallery Mr B E A A Fowler has been beenput beenput beenput
put in charge d1ar e of the Washington bureau bureauof bureauor bureauof
of the New York Sun Mr Fowler has hasjust bujust hasjest
just passed the thirty year r milestone mtteetonebut mlMetonebut milestonebut
but has seen 5021 much service m tn UM news newspaper newaD1J8l newspaper ¬
paper Held He was wa lint employed by bythe brthe bythe
the Son as its Princeton n correspondent correspondentand COhpoildentaa4
and has risen step by step tep Previous to tothe totJM tothe
the last Presidential campaign be was waswith waswttJt waswith
with Mr Taft at Hot Springs going goingwith goingwtth goingwith
with him m on his tour before election and andwas anclw andwag
was w also 180 with him daring d his recent recentswing recOlltlag recentswing
swing lag around the circle drdeAdna elrd elrdAdM circleS
S S S S SAdna
Adna Romulus Romul Johnson representing representingthe
the tb Tenth Te th district of Ohio In the House Houseef H Houseof H Het
ef Representative is a living example exampleef
ef what an enterprising youngster can cando enRepn cando
do Representative Repn ntatlve Johnson went with withhis withhis 1th 1thhis
his widowed mother to Ohio when he was wasless wasless
less 1 than four years 18111 old They lived on ona ona
a small U farm a and d young Johnson attended attendedthe attendedthe attendedthe
the common schools When seventeen seventeenyears seventeenyears
years old be began teaching and fob followed fobbowed ¬
lowed that profession for seven eft years yearsDuring yearsDurI yearsDuring
During DurI the summer months mont while not en engaged ened engaged ¬
gaged ed in teaching he worked as a com common common cornmon ¬
mon laborer upon turnpikes turnptk S and rail railroads rallroa railreds ¬
roads roa s and spent t one year working in an aniron anIron aniron
iron furnace in Alabama At a later laterdate latercJat laterdate
date cJat he n studied law 1 at the University of ofMichigan orMlchtpn ofMichigan
Michigan gradaUtins tradatatl c In 18K Repre Representative RepreNDtative Reprosentative ¬
sentative Johnson is now a prosperous prosperouslawyer XOSperoU5lawyer prosperouslawyer
lawyer and his home Oakrldge in inIronton inIr inIrenton
Ironton Ir nton Ohio is the scene of many happy happyevents happyWent happyevents
events This is his second Congress Coaer and andthe andthe andthe
the life Ut of a national legislator is very verymuch verymuch verymuch
much to his liking 1lklngEven hikingS likingEven
S S SEven
Even the Congressional C OItai Record has dif difficulties dlrftcultle dirflcultiea ¬
ficulties with the headline artist In Inthe Intbo Inthe
the Issue of February F bruary 7 a message from fromthe fromlhe fromthe
the President was w printed in the Senate Senateproceedings Senateproce Senateproceedings
proceedings proce under the head Standard StandardWeight StandardW StandardWeight
Weight W ht of Coins while bU precisely the thesame tbe8me thesame
same document appears in the House pro proceedings proceedln proceedings ¬
ceedings ceedln s with the title Manufacture of ofSubsidiary otSubIdtry ofSubsidiary
Subsidiary Silver Coin CoinWhen CoinWheD CoinS CoinWhen
S
When it was finally decided bow much muchtime muchtime muchtime
time Representative Kusterman sould souldhave t ouIdhave uld uldhlLve
have for his speech on the rivera and andharbors andhar1Jon andbarbara
harbors bill bUt he stated to the House that thathe thatlie thathe
he had something to say sa of value value re regarding regwrdtng regardlag ¬
garding the waters of this country ingQMlaJ in ingeneral ingeneral
general and Incidentally he would speak speakabout spea1tabout speakabout
about the rivers and streams abroad abroadprincipally abrMdprincipally abroadprincipally
principally In in Germany The forcible forciblestatesman forclblestatesman forciblestatesman
statesman from the Badger State said saidhe satdho saidho
ho had spent most mo of his vacation study studying1 studyiog studylag ¬
lag the question and reading reports and andother andother andother
other writings an n the subject He was wasnow wasnow U UnoW
now ready to give the country the re results re8ults resuits ¬
suits of his study but ho was insistent insistenton
on having Ume to do It in When Mr MrKusterman MrKustermAn MrICusterman j
Kusterman speaks it Is a cinch for the theofficial theoflklal theofficial
official reporters not because he speaks speaksso
so plainly but because ocaUH he writes his hisspeeches hisspetehes hisspeeches
speeches and reads them The reporters reporterssit repOrterssit reporterssit
sit by and wait for copy COP
COOK C9OK NO EXCEPTION EXCEPTIONEznmpIcH EXCEPTIONExnDlPe EXCEPTIONExamples
Examples of Base Ingratitude Are AreMuch AreIucb AreMuck
Much Iucb Too Common CommonFrom CommonFrom CommonFrom
From too Sauna Kans Journal JournalAfter 1CJOn JounlAfter I IAlter
After all that Dr Cook owes to the thonewspapers thenewspapers thenewspapers
newspapers for having brought him pub publicity publicity publiclty ¬
licity after all that he owes to them for forhaving forhavIng forhaving
having stood by him In his dispute Dr DrCook DrCoole DrCook
Cook has announced that the newspapers newspapershave newspapershavo newspapershave
have used him very badly and he speaks speakswith speakswllh speakswith
with groat bitterness of o the fact that the thenewspapers thenewspapers thenewspapers
newspapers which sustained him have havegiven bavogiven havegiven
given It up as a bad job jobThere jobThere jobThere
There are a a good many Dr Cooks run running running running ¬
ning around at liberty In every everyclty city and andevery anaovery andevery
every newspaper man rna knows them themA themA themA
A man may have columns and columns columnsof columnsof columnsof
of good things printed about him his hisacts hisacts hisacts
acts may bo lauded far above what they theyreally theyreally theyreally
really deserve his defects may be over overlooked overlooked overlooked ¬
looked he may have been able to get the thevery thevcry thevery
very best treatment at all times from from the thenewspapers thenewpapers thenewspapers
newspapers But if there comes a time timewhen timewhon timewhen
when for some reason the paper is isobliged ISobliged iSobliged
obliged to print some unpleasant truth truthabout truthAbout truthabout
about him if at any time through acci accident accident ned neddent ¬
dent some trivial inisstatoment creeps in ini inaboot inabout
i about him if he thinks that the paper is isgiving Isgiving isgiving
giving him less attention than he de deserves aeMrVes sheserves ¬
serves these Dr Cooks that we always alwayshave alwayshavo alwayshave
have JLh th us in i the newspaper business businesspromptly busInesspromptlyCorget businesspromptlyforget
promptly promptlyCorget forget all about everything that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the newspaper has done for them and re remember ramember remember ¬
member only the one instance where the thenewspaper thenepaper thenewspaper
newspaper displeased displeasedAnd dipleacctluwl displeasedAnd
And then the man runs around on the thestreets theatreet8 thestreets
streets and abuses the editor and ridi ridicule rldloul81 ridicellos ¬
cule cellos ho tho 10 reporters and scoffs at the thewhole thewhole thewhole
whole outfit outfitOr outfitOr outfitOr
Or he may go to the terrible extreme of oftopping ofIttopplng ofstopping
topping his hl paper paperFew J8perFa paperFw
Few Fa people can realize what a blow it itIs It1a itis
Is to a paper pa r when some irate subscriber subscribertops subscrIberstops subscriberstops
stops tops hIM hi paper paperGenerally paperGe paperGenerally
Generally Ge oraUy a story which hlch 1 I o or sufficient sufficientImportance sufikientImportan sufficientImportance
Importance o to make a subscriber sub erfber quit in inwrath Inwrath inwrath
wrath will appeal appe l to several others as assuch asstich assuch
such a good things that the paper will willgain willg willgain
gain g Jn in having printed the offending story storyAs storyAs storyAs
As soon as a a newspaper spots one of ofthese ortbese ofthese
these Dr Cooks the day of complimentary complimentarynotices complimentarynotices complimentarynotices
notices and free puffs Is over for him himThere himThere himThere
There Is nothing quite so disgusting dlsgustl g as asone asOM asone
one who forgets past favors favorsTHE torTHE favorsTHE
THE PRESIDENTS PR SIDENTS ISOLATION ISOLATIONPlain ISOLATIONPlain ISOLATIONPlain
Plain Common Folks FoU R Experience ExperienceMore ExperIenceJlorc ExperienceMore
More Quiet Satisfaction SatisfactionFnm SntlHfnctlontIN SatisfactionIime
Fnm th tIN Christian aa SOMMC Monitor MonitorAfter 11 11Atter MaskerAfter
After all maybe It isnt so much fun to tobe tobe tobe
be the President of the United States StatesPerhaps StatesperbapiJ StatesPerhaps
Perhaps there is more quiet sociable sociablesatisfaction 80CiablesaUCadlon sociablesatisfaction
satisfaction In being a a noncommissioned noncommissionedofficer noneommtastonedotlleer noncommIssionedotflcer
officer in the great army of just common commonfolks commonfolks ommonfOlks
folks There is almost st of necessity Jt8CN lty a con condition condltJoa condltiou ¬
dition suggestive 8U eatlve of loneliness attaching attachingto ttaci1tO ttaci1tOto
to every ever eminent exclusive or unusual unusualposition unusualposition unusualpOIt1On
position in life Whatever in the nature natureof Daturer natureof
of r wall 1 or r fence or social or official bar barrier barrier barrier ¬
rier serves to abut tb the crowd out out tends tendsto tendsto tendsto
to shut the individual in One cannot en enjoy enjoy enjoy ¬
joy th the honor and distinction of occupy occupying occupyIn occupylog ¬
log a position po above th OM level of O the mul multitude multitude melUtude ¬
titude and at the same time feel that thatsense thatMMe thatseas
sense seas of intimate l tlDULt8 sociability that comes comesof comesof comesof
of touching touehl elbows with lth ones fellewbe fellewbeinss reUewbeInp feliewbeings
inss The normal ordinary mortal does doesnot doesnot doesnot
not particularly enjoy being too much in inth Inthe inthe
th the presence of his hi superiors especially especiallyif
if h he is expected to make the attempt of ofpresuming otprenmlng ofpresuming
presuming to meet th them m on the level levelAnd levelAnd
And so It Us that for everyday people peopleto peopletl peopleto
to meet and ask enjoy the society of the high highest higheat ¬
est executive officer of the United States Statesof Statesof
of America Am rlca requires more tact and less lessselfconsciousness lessIiJelfcDll8Cloune lossselfconsciousneas
selfconsciousness than those who have havenever havenever havenever
never tried It would be likely to Im Imagine ImaPoc imagine ¬
agine Perhaps the feeling that is apt aptto aptto aptto
to possess pou U one making such an attempt attemptmight attempthtight attemptight
might htight ight bit compared in i a measure to the thesensation thesenSfltlon thesensation
sensation one would experience in going goingfor goingfOr goingfar
for a stroll with a friend who was mount mounted mounted mounted ¬
ed on stilts As a matter or fact the thePresident tbePre8kIent thePresident
President would no doubt gladly get getdown gtdown gotdown
down from his hi otflcial stilts If it were werepossible W6leposlble werepossible
possible for him to do so but but try as aswill ty tywill h
will 111 he is powerless in the matter He Hemay Hemay liemay
may seek ek to make those about him be believe be believe behave ¬
lieve that he is no taller than they are arebut arebut arebut
but it counts little what h8t he h may say savdo or ordo ordo
do they the will persist In looking up to him himPerhaps himPerbl himPerhaps
Perhaps there has never been an occu occupant OCCUp ocrupant ¬
pant p t of the White House who ollo has come comenrer comenearer j jnearer
nearer to meeting the people on a com common cornseen 1 1naon
mon level than does president pr ent Taft But Butthose Butthose Butthose
those with whom he hemeats meets cannot forget forgetthat forgetthat forgetthat
that he Is the first citizen clUzen cltiz n of thogreat th Jgreu re republic republic republic ¬
public publicThe publicThe publicThe
The President of the nation whoever whoeverhe w whoeverho oever oeverbe
he may ma be be needs and deserves d ervQ9 all the thehonest thehonest thehonest
honest and disinterested friendliness that thatIndividuals thatindividuals thatindividuals
Individuals and the public can ca give vo him himMixed htmlIxcl himMixed
Mixed Metaphors MetaphorsFrom JIetnphorsFrom MetaphorsFrnn
From UM Omaha S SA Ito ItoA Ike IkeA
A labor orator recently closed cose an im implissloned Ionpatasloned
passioned speech sp ech with the following followingwords followingwor followingwords
words wor The apple of discord has been beencast beeneast beencant
cast into our midst If we do not nip it itin Itin itin
in the bud it will explode and deluge the theworld theWorJd theworld
world with 1th a a mighty conflagration con BgraUon How Howis Howi6 Howis
is this for a mixed metaphor
a UhJtflhtlBt1Thi 10 istt 4ek kt l4 l4Remember I
Remember the MaineFebruary 15
Twelve years ears ago today the Maine was wasblown wasblown wasblown
blown up in Havana Harbor Remem Remember Remember Rememher ¬
ber tho Maine at once became the bat battle battle battie ¬
tle cry that roused the militant nation nationIt nationIt
I
It was the call to arms that precipitated precipitatedone
one of ho briefest t wars In history hi tory but butwar a awar awar I
war that within the space of on one hun hundred hundred bunshred ¬
dred days altered alt red the map of both bend hemisphere bentlsphere bendspheres ¬
sphere wresting wresttngfrom from Spain her colonial colonialempire colonialempire colonialempire
empire alike In the West Indies Indl and in inthe Intho inthe
the far East and made the United States Statesof Stat Statesof s sof
of America a world power of the first firstmagnitude firstmagnitude firstmagnitude
magnitude magnitudeThe magnitudeThe magnitudeThe
The blackened maintop of the vessel Is Isstill Isstill Isstill
still allowed to rise as a sentinel from fromthe fromthe fromtie
the tie waters of Havana Harbor blistered blisteredby blt blisteredby tered teredby
by twelve years of tropical weather In Inspite Inspite Inspite
spite of frequent attempts as yet Con Congress ConbIesB Congross ¬
gross has not been induced to raise tho thowreck thowreck thewreck
wreck although it is more than likely likelyto I1kelto likelyto
to be accomplished beforo another anni anniversary anniversary anniversary ¬
versary of the event will have passed passedTho passedTho passedThe
Tho Cubans want the harbor cleared clearedThe clearedThe clearedThe
The Navy Department would undertake undertakethe undertakethe undertakethe
the work but are awaiting tiiting authority authorityfrom authorityfrom authorityfrom
from Congress CongressOn CongressOn CongressOn
On February Febnlar IS l every ever year since the theMaine theMaine theMaine
Maine was destroyed loyal 10 al hands have havetwined havetwined havetwined
twined garlands of flowers about the themaintop tRemaintop themaintop
maintop and have placed the Stars and andStripee andstriV6 andStripes
Stripes upon it and will do so again to today today today ¬
day dayIt dayIt
dayIt
It was s a sultry night when Cubas cap capital tapital ap apital ¬
ital was thrilled by a flash as from a rent rentvolcano rentvolcano rentvolcano
volcano and the cable gave ve to all Chris Christendom Chrtstendom Christendom ¬
tendom the portentous portento news of a pano panorama panorama pasorama ¬
rama livid with horrors of 360 gallant gallantmen gallantmen gallantmole
men hurled to death in time of peace peaceamid peacQamid peaceamid
amid flaming powder riven steel and andbursting andbursting andbursting
bursting shell To the student of history historythe historytho historythe
the destruction of the th Maine by b means meansof meansof meansof
of some exterior force is assigned as the theimmediate theimmediate theImmediate
immediate provocation of the war with
Spain and of the swift retribution In Inthe Intho Inthe
the official utterances of President Mc McKinley MoKinbey 10 10Kinley
Kinley however and in the declaration declarationof
of war by b the United States Sta es Congress Congressthe Congrossthe Congressthe
the tragedy In Havana Harbor was never neverspecifically neverspeclflcallr neverspecifically
specifically recognized as a casus ca us belli belliCubas belliuoos bellICubas
Cubas uoos Troubles had long been a smol smoldering smoldering smoldering ¬
dering volcano at tho very threshold of ofAmerican atAmerlcan ofAmerican
American ports But the destruction of ofthe otthe ofthe
the Maine was the match that lighted the themagazine themagazine themagazine
magazine of national wrath Tath and the vio violence vIolence yb yblenco ¬
lence of that outburst was one that thatneither thatneithor thatneither
neither the cautious hand of a conserva conservative conservative conservative ¬
tive President nor the official misgivings misgivingsof
of unpropare unprepnrEdnesg ness could long restrain restrainThe restrainThe restrainThe
The destruction of the Mains Capt Captafterward Captafterward Captafterward
afterward rear admiral Slgsbee said saidwas Midwas saidwas
was the ultimate incident Inci ent which impelled impelledthe Impelledtho impelledthe
the people of o the United States to regard regardSpain regardSpain regardSpain
Spain as an impossible neighbor neighborToday neighborTodny neighborToday
Today there Is a new Maine floating floatingtriumphantly flontingtriumphantly floatingtriumphantly
triumphantly about the seas to help us usnot usnot usnot
not to forget If such a thing were ne necessary necessary necessary ¬
cessary to Remember Rememb r tho Maine Tho Thokeel Thokeel Thekeel
keel of tho old Maine was laid at the theBrooklyn theBrooklyn theBrooklyn
Brooklyn Navy Na Yard on October 17 1 1SSS 1SSSShe 1S5SSho lSShe
She was constructed from plans which whichthe whichtho whichthe
the Navy Department D p8rtment purchased In Eng England England Engband ¬
land Her displacement fwas was 66SO tons tonswhen tonswhen tonswhen
when ready read for active service and she shedrew shedrew shedrew
drew a little more than twentyone feet feetof feetof feetof
of water The new Maine Is about dou double double double ¬
ble her predecessors size with th a dis displacement dlsplacoment displacement ¬
placement of 12500 tons tonsThe tonsThe tonsThe
The bodies of the American sailors who wholost whol wholoot
lost l st their life in the blowing up of the theMaine theltalno theMaine
Maine were brought to this country countryshortly countryshortly countryahortly
shortly after the Spanish SPAnishAmerican American war warand warand warand
and were interred in the beautiful Ar Arlington Arlington Arhtngton ¬
lington Cemetery at Washington D C Cwhere Cwhere Cwhere
where every year ear their graves are pro profusely profusely profusely ¬
fusely decorated with flowers and appro approprlnte appropriate J Jpriate
priate ceremonies are conducted on Me 11emorial Memona j jmorial
morial mona Day
On February 15 In 17B4 St Louis was founded by b tho French and 1n In 1900 1900occurred 1900occurred 1000occurred
occurred the relief of Klmberley aftor a prolonged siege In the BritishBoer BritishBoerwar
war It Is the tho birthday of Galileo G Uleo the astronomer r 1564 564 John Bell the Amarl Amarlcan Amarlcan Amarican
can statesman st8t man 1797 797 Susan B R Anthony the reformer 1820 1820 Silas Weir Mit Mitchell MItehell 1It 1Itrh ¬
chell rh n physician physld n and author 1329 Nelson Dlngloy DlnI 3 jr author of the thoDlngh thoDlnghtariff Dingley Dingleytariff Dlngleytariff
tariff bill 18 < 1820 18 Elihu Root lawyer and statesman 6tate man 1845 1815 184 and the day on onwhich onwhich cmwhich
which Senator S nator Marcus Alonzo Hanna died In 190 1901 1901I
I
AT THE HOTELS HOTELSPractically HOTELSPractically HOTELSPractically
Practically nothing Is said In Montana Montanaabout Montanaabout Montanaabout
about this socalled insurgent move movement movement movecement ¬
ment said Karl Hasch of Helena HelenaMont HelenaMonl HelenaMont
Mont former district attorney of that thatplace thatplace thatplace
place at the Shoreham Jast night Mr MrRasch MrBosch rr rrRasch
Rasch has been cited to appear here be beforo betoro before ¬
toro tho BalllngerPinchot Congressional Congreaslonalcommittee CongrMSlonaJcommittee Congressionalcommittee
committee committeeMontana committeeMontana committeeMontana
Montana although formerly a a Demo Democratic Deunocratfo Domecratlo ¬
cratic State is now looked upon as safely safelyRepublican safelyRepublJoan safelyRepublican
Republican and the return to the United UnitedStates UnitedStatos UnitedStates
States Senate of Senator Carter IB I prac practically practically practicaily ¬
tically an assured fact Senator Carter CarterIs
Is regarded as a most mo t efficient servant ant of ofthe otthe ofthe
the State in every respect and he has hasthe hasthe hasthe
the confidence of tho people He safe safeguards safeguards safeguards ¬
guards the interests of Montana in the theupper theupper theupper
upper House of the National Legisla Legislature Logi Logislaturo la lature ¬
ture and it would he difficult to replace replacehim replace replacehim replacehim
him with a a more efficient man manConservation manConsonatlon manConservation
Conservation In my Stat state Well I Idare Idare Idare
dare say that the course of the present presentadministration prsslntadministration presentadministration
administration along the lines of con conservation oonsenoatlon consertation ¬
servation have the hearty Indorsaraent Indorsaraentof
of the people of Montana What they de demand demand ¬
mand is a commonsense application and andexecution andexeoutJon andexecution
execution of the conservation laws lawsRudolph JawsRUdolph lawsRudolph
Rudolph Kroeeberg Kro eberg of BerllnGrune BerllnGrunewald BerJlnGrunewald BerlinGrimewalsh
wald Berlin who in company with his hisnephew hisnephew hisnephew
nephew Ludwig Rose a a young young mining miningand miningand miningand
and civil engineer of Bonn Germany is ismaking Ismaking Ismaking
making a tour of the United States Statesand Statesand Statesand
and Central and South America was wasseen WSsoon wassoon
soon at the Raleigh last night Mr MrKroaeberg Mrroaeberg MrKroseberg
Kroaeberg Is engaged in the export exportbusiness exportbu exportbusiness
business bu and Is no stranger to this coun country country country ¬
try speaking the English language flu fluently fluently fluositly ¬
ently like most foreigners visiting tlug the theUnited theVnlted theUnited
United States StatesBusiness StatesBullnes StatesBusiness
Business in Germany has greatly suf suffered sutfered sufferod ¬
fered as a result of the business depres depression depre9slon depression ¬
sion and crisis which prevailed in the theUnited theUnited theUnited
United States a few years ago said the theGerman theGerman theGerman
German America is rapidly resuming resumingnormal resumingnormal reenmingnormal
normal conditions while the progress in inGermany inGermany InGermany
Germany toward better and more pros prosperous prospprous prosporous ¬
porous times is slower The tariff tariffquestion tartffquestion tariffquestion
question between the United States and andGermany andGarmany andGermany
Germany having b bean en satisfactorily ad adjusted adjustod adjusted ¬
justed that measure cannot be blamed blamedfor blamedtor blamedfoe
for business not being what it should shouldbe shouldbe shouldbe
be In Germany GermanySpeaking GermanySpeakIng GermanySpeaking
Speaking of relations between England Englandand AglIldand ngand ngandand
and Germany Herr Kroseoarg said Id that thatit thatIt thatIt
it was foolish to talk about war wartween be between between ¬
tween those two nations There is I eec certainty oertalal eectainly ¬
tainty no wish 1sh on the part of Germany Germanyto
to war against any nation and there is iscertainly I Ieartalnly Icertainly
certainly no ill feeling against England Englandin ngIandin
in Germany so far as s I can ascertain ascertainIt
It is probably natural that England Englandshould glandshould wland wlandshould
should feel somewhat aggravated by rea reason reaiOn rcason ¬
son of Germanys German s invading what was con considered oonsldOZed conaldored ¬
sidered by England as her exclusive com commercial commercial cornmercktl ¬
mercial territory and taking takm a a great greatpart ptpart greatpart
part of her trade away but that te no noreason noroetiIOft noreason
reason why the assistance of war talk talkshould talkshould talkshould
should te invoked invokedGermany luvokedGermany InvokedGermany
Germany is building a larger navy navybecause 118 118becauae navybecame
because it is absolutely necessary to toprotect toprotect toprotect
protect her evergrowing traaapanttne traaapanttnetrade traaepentlnetrade tlne tlnetrade
trade and coming commerce N NG body bodycan DodyCAA bodycan
can blame us for taking measures t tA pro protect protect protort ¬
tect ourselves In time of peace which it itis itIs itIs
is the duty of every nation to do do The TheGerman TbeGerman TheGerman
German Emperor is solicitous far the thewelfare thewelfre thewslfare
welfare of his people and is leaving no nosne nosftJn8 nostbne
sne sftJn8 unturned to accomplish ueomp tit result resultHe r ultH resultHe
He H is more mor popular than ever and d G Gor Gormany r rmany rmOT
many owes him a great debt of gratitudeCot gratitude gratitudeCol udf udfCot
Cot Roosevelt Roo is very popular in Ger Germany Gtrmany Germany ¬
many and his visit vi tt to Berlin win bo bomad b bmade bmade >
made mad the occasion of great eat pro proAmerlcan proAmerlcandemonstration proAmericandemonstratIon American Americandemonstration
demonstration of which the Germans will willbe willbe m mbe
be glad to avail vail themselves as they are aremost aremost aremost
most sincere admirers at the tlleUJllted tlleUJlltedStates th Uttd UttdStates UedtMStates
States and most desirous ou tar tfca thevd thevdship friend friendship tdeadship ¬
ship of the American people peopleFrancis peepeFIaJICIs psq4eFrancis
Francis J Kellay of Chicago who 2 2interested is isInterested IsInterested
interested ta hotel enterprises 8ft of oCthat oCthatcity that thatcity thatcity
city and who was seen at the Acting Arlington ArUngton Actington ¬
ton said that the tip was a aand a aeceaMrr aeceaMrrand nonryand
and salutary evil and could lid should shouldnot JIbouldnot shouldnot
not be abolished Speaking of waiters waitersMr waitersMr
Mr 11 Keeley said A firstclass ftme waiter f fborn Isborn s sborn
born born not made From the moment that thata
a man enters upon his duties as the most mostinsignificant moattlUlfc mostinsignificant
insignificant lfteaDt piccolo or omrites we wecan weaD wecan
can t tell ll whether bether he h Is > going to be an anefficient anlcJeDt anefficient
efficient servant He must be attentive attentivewithout at atsat1vewithout IIIt1ve1tbout
without being servile must be noteless notelessdeftbanded nohoteasdefthanded 9 9deftbanded
deftbanded and above all J1 moat matcareful be becareful becareful
careful not to break things thingsEven thingsEYen thingsEven
Even if he has a natural aptitude for forthe forthe forthe
the business bu81 696 the amount of careful in instruction instruction instruction ¬
struction required to form oven him is very verygreat veryrreat verygreat
great rreat although his hi nationality makes a agreat aeat agreat
great eat difference in the matter The best bestmen bestmen 5t 5tmen
men are generally German Swiss Swlee and andFrench andFrench andFrench
French and these have often had the theadvantages thea4anta theadvantages
advantages a4anta es of o attending academies or oreven oreven oreven
even kindergartens established e at foreign foreignhotels foreignhotels forelgrhotels
hotels in the off season se880n when they break breakplates breakplates breakplates
plates spoil silverware and generally generallysustain genenllsl6taln generallsustain
sustain parts in the universal comedy of oferrors oferron oferrors
errors to the great disgust of the guests guestsupon guestsupon guestsupon
upon whom they practice their trade tradeThe Uad UadThe tradeThe >
The Walters AJters Academy in Vienna is the theforemost Lieforemost theforemost
foremost in the world worldKnowledge worldKnoledge worldKnowledge
Knowledge of several languages is a avery IIwary avery
very necessary qualification Quallnc tlon and hardly hardlyany bardlyan hardl hardlany
any an scrap of general information comes corneaamiss comesamiss comesamiss
amiss but tact and discretion d etJon are the thewaiters thewalters thewaiters
waiters chief virtues It is the duty of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the waiter to help people to eat eat added addedMr addedr addedMr
Mr r Keeley How can a a man who near nearly DI8rIy nearby ¬
ly always eats at home learn to eat at ata ata ata
a hotel without some assistance aM The Themenu Themenu Themenu
menu is to him almost a Chinese pos sie siewl1lh pusuicwlstmh = e ewhich
which he studies laboriously and wit witlittle witlittle witlittle
little profit In despair h he orders three threesteaks thre thresteaks thresteaks
steaks when one would do then he is isangry Isangry g gangQ
angry for having to pay for so much muchthat muchthat muchthat
that is not eatenand all that is bad badboth badbOth badboth
both for tho waiter and for tho house housebecause bouPbecause homebecause
because the dissatisfied guest will not tip tipand Upand tipand
and will not come again fl 1n Such a man mandoes mandoes mandoes
does not know what he wants and there therefore tberefore therefore ¬
fore the waiter must m must st know knowIt knowIt knowIt
It Is surprising 6Urpr ng what an Insight Into Intohuman Intohuman intohuman
human nature the waiter 8Iter possesses pos L He Hecan Hecan Hecan
can instantly read a a new guests char character ebaraeter ehractor ¬
actor and discover his social standing standingyet tucltnget standtngyet
yet et he prefers roters old customers knowing knowinghow knowtnghow knowinghow
how to treat them as well as how he hehimself hehimsel hehimself
himself will 111 be treated treatedand and tipped tippedThere tippedThere tippedThere
There is one man worth watching In InNew InNew InNew
New York in connection with the Demo Democratic Democratic Democratic ¬
cratic Presidential nomination remarked remarkedone remarkejono remarkedono
ono of the th best informed Democratic Democraticpolltlfcians DemocraticpOUtltlans DerflOczaticpolitiaians
polltlfcians of the Empire State last night nightwhile nl nightwhile r rwhUo
while lingering in Washington between betweentrains betweentrains betweentrains
trains on his way < to Florida FloridaMayor Floridatayor FloridaMayor
Mayor Gaynor was suggested suggestedNo ested estedNo
No not Gaynor Ga or he replied I fear fearparty toaparty fearparty
party lines hang too loosely upon him himThe himThe himThe
The organization throughout the country countrywould oountrywould countrywould
would not support him with that enthu enthusiasm enthusiasm enthusiasin ¬
siasm so necessary to a Presidential can candidate oandldate candidate ¬
didate didateGive dldateGive didateGive
Give It up upMorgan uplIorgan upMorgan
Morgan J OBrien He would sweep sweepNew aweepNow weepNow
Now York against a inat either Resev Roosevelt 9t it or orTaft orTaft orTaft
Taft Ho is being beln considered for the theDemocratic theDomocraUC theDemocratic
Democratic gubernatorial nomination this thisyear thlgy thinyear
year y r and if he will accept It the Demo Democratic DamocraUc Democratic ¬
cratic party has found its Tilden for forJustice forJustice forJustice
Justice OBrien is the highest type t p of ofDemocrat otDemocrat ofDemocrat
Democrat is of Presidential caliber and andcan andcnri andcan
can cnri win In
She Does DoesFrom DocsFmn DoesProm
From the Kaacas CUy ftg Star StarA StarA StarA
A woman in Massachusetts is credited creditedwith creditedwith creditedwith
with being able to talk In flftyfour lan languages languages Ianguagcs ¬
guages And It is safe to say that If she ohecan shecan
can she does

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