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;S :& '73 s?v ' jK.vr " '3Q& H .ifv kj S5 $S? THE WASHINGTON HERALD, SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 1013. 6 ft i THE WASHINGTON HERALD Pvblbbed Every torfite tn tfe Yaw ahe Washington herald company telephone Main sm (Prl?U Braacn KxchaateJ PUBLICATION OFFIOT: 1322 NEW YORK AVENUE N. W. Euiereu t the pat-oflce at Waahlnston. D. 0. as eeccnd-clm mall matter. Manuscripts offered for publication will be returned If unavailable, but stamps ttaculd be sent with the manuscript for that purpose. No attention will be paid to anony mous contributions, and no communica tions to the editor will be printed ex cept over the name of the writer. New York Representative, J. a WILBEBD1NQ, SrEClAL AUENCT, Brunswick BuUding. Chicago BepresenUtiTS. A. B, KEATOB, IIS Hutted BdMlng. AUintJe atj RirasantstlTS, a K. ABBOT, M Bartlett Balldins. SUBSCRIPTION BATES BT CARRIER: XJUly and Sunday. ota V n""1 Uiily and Eunday 150 per jeer UaUy. without Bundar - eeats per month SUBSCRIPTION BATES BT MAIL: Dully and Sunday 5 cent per month Dally and Sunday , 1640 per year Dally, without Sunday. JB cents per month Daily, wlthoat Sunday. - JS.W per year Knnday. without Daily..... tZ. vs year SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 1913. Ambassador Bryce. It is with the most sincere regret that the American people see the Brit ish envoy depart, a regret which is eased somewhat by the pleasant antici pation which is cherished 'for his suc cessor, Sir Spring-Rice, who himself is no stranger to this Capital and coun try, having served here twice before in a diplomatic capacity. Mr. Bryce has been a most efficient and diligent representative of his nation, whose in terests he has championed in a' mas terly and highly satisfactory manner. He has been always persona grata at the White House and with the heads of our government, and by his fine tact and finesse, his reasonableness and readiness, has facilitated all transac tions. More than this, c believe that Mr. Brjce has been an effective bond between the two great peoples promot ing mutual "trust" and understanding, and, above all, mutual esteem. Though he leaves the United States now, the results of his work will remain. While ambassadors are accredited to a government and not to a people, it must be admitted in the case of the retiring diplomat, that he has com manded to an unusual degree the at tention of the public and has known how to exercise influence upon the American people. The relations be tween Great Britain and the United States arc quite different from those of any other two great nations on earth. For years past American envoys have not merely been received, but actually have been made 'integral parts of the social and cultured life of Eng land. They never were made to feel that they were just visitors, liable to be recalled at any moment at the pleas ure of their government. And if we here reciprocated in the case of Mr. Bryce, we not only have demonstrated that we appreciate kindness shown to us, but wc have also shown how great ly we were pleased to have a man of Mr. Bryce's attainment as a diplomat and scholar in our midst. After Scutari What? The fall of Scutari naturally compli cates the already delicate Balkan situ ation. The powers can easily force the Montenegrins to abandon the coast towns, for they could not successfully withstand bombardment, but there seems to be no military force available to take Scutari, which is fourteen miles inland and re-enforced as its defenses arc with the powerful artillery used in the siege. Public opinion would wel come some realignment of territory that would leave Montenegro in posses 1 sion of its prize and make this the basis of new negotiations. On what plea can the powers continue their blockade of the coast now that the siege is ended, unless they intend it to be punitive? Another siege like that just ended is not possible, fir no other people could have a siniiiar pride in its capture or fight with such fanatical zeal for the accomplishment of their purpose. For si months the besiegers have dis played a patriotic heroism almost un paralleled in warfare. Women have been with their sons and huibands in the trenches. Judges, lawyers, doctors, have volunteered as private soldiers in the ranks. Not even the voice of the allied powers could swerve them from their achievement. It is a feat to chal lenge the admiration and the sympathy of the world. Slav diplomacy is as difficult as Oriental intrigue 'for the Occidental mind to comprehend. The chancelleries of Europe seem to have been in a con stant maze, predicting peace one day and dpairing of it the next. The Balkajrc feel that the fall of Scutari makes for peace; Berlin fears that it is an augury of war. . The- only safe conclusion is that the Balkan states themselves have their future in their hands. If by some mira cle they can maintain their solidarity they have nothing to fear from the rest of Europe and what they have won in battle they will retain. If they, in sist upon warring among themselves they will only take the chestnuts out of the fire for those who arc waiting to swallow them. Belgkw Girct In. Like the lady in the poem, the Bel gian prime minister, affcr declaring that he "never would consent," has con sented. It was only last week that: M. de Broqueviile stated in public that "no government could yield to a strike of this nature, and that to do so would be to abdicate." ,And yet he has" yield led, and has not resigned. The consent of the government to consider the abolition of the system of plural voting has ended abruptly the strike of the Socialists, Radicals, and Liberals for a reformed franchise after ten days' duration, which greatly par alyzed the commerce and industry of the busy little kingdom. The obnoxious practice is illustrat ed in the returns o'f the last national election in Belgium. At that time there were 993,070 citizens who had but one vote; 395,866 with two votes, and 39r 683 who had three votes to their credit, on the grounds of paternity property ownership, and education. Hence the cultured and aristocratic minority for ever found itself in numerical ascend ancy. We have stated here before that the system of plural voting has obtained in Belgium twenty years, that is, since the adoption of the present constitution. Each cabinet was compelled to face the issue, as voting in that country is compulsory. Hence the Conservatives (church party) were able to maintain their alvantagc without much difficulty by the pleasing and telling process of counting their partisans as two or even three votes each. It has its significance that this "po litical" strike is the first of the kind that has resulted in a victory. Con trary to general expectations outside of Belgium the demeanor of the par ticipants was marked by restraint and 1 sobriety. The strike leaders and their followers were on their best behavior, proving that the demonstration was for the sake of an important principle, and not for selfish individual advantage. NATION'S MEN OF AFFAIRS IN CARTOON The Aloofness of the Supreme Bench. More frequent contact with the per sonnel of the United States Supreme Court and the public would have a wholesome effect. It is a co-ordinate branch of the government On many matters it has the final word. As it is regarded in this country, it is the greatest and most powerful court in the world. It deals with principles that have already been established rather than the forces that are born of public opinion at a particular time. While its function', is to declare the meaning and the limitations of our laws, it is itself limited by them. An able address was recently deliv ered by Chief Justice White at Rich mond, Va. It was illumining as coming from the head of the national judiciary, divested of his ermine, and therefore freer in his expressions. It is no in fraction of dignity or propriety for the justices to respond to an occasional invitation from a proper source. If the members of the United States Su preme Court could put themselves and their views more in touch with the people it would be better for the coun try. The Supreme Court is looked upon as unsympathetic and inflexible. That has been a growing opinion to ward all courts, though it is the view of Justice Holmes that judges, par ticularly in State courts, have read their conscious and unconscious sympathies prematurely into the law. The justice, in a recent speech, intimates that be yond the distrust that frequently finds expression there may be "some germ of inarticulate truth." The law does not keep pace with the results of the bat tle" of opposing convictions. "The mo tion that is destined to prevail is nof jet entitled to the field." Jusice Holmes is one of the most radical members of the Supreme bench In divided decisions he is perhaps more often found on the dissenting side than any of his colleagues. No man has had greater experience with the sub tleties of the law, and none is more de sirous than he to make them conform with the principles of strict justice. His own sympathies are keen, and he discerns in the expressions of unrest and discontent more than a meaningless protest Should Satisfy Japan. The step taken by the Federal gov ernment should plainly and accurately show the Japanese the attitude of America toward their country. Wc are of the belief that Mr. Bryan will be able, in some way satisfactory to all concerned, to clarify the situation by submitting a plan for a new treaty with Japan embodying the things now in confusion and stating unmistakably that the States of this Union have the right to enact such laws as they may consider necessary relative to the con servation and ownership of land. Should California, despite Mr. Bryan's tactful arguments, persist, it may be able to irritate Japan, but no more; 'for nullification of treaties is a long-acknowledged modus operandi in case of necessity, in order to avoid the results of just such embroilments, and we cannot believe that the Supreme Court would permit the enforcement of any State law which is in violence of national law and obligation. Still, if Cobb gets his 115,000 a season, it is tho patrons of the game who will have to pay It On July 1, 1914, aigrettes are to ' be barred from Pennsylvania. It is now up to the women of "Washington to bar them Without the enactment of any law. A- real Bryan Journey from coast to coast ought to produce at least 100 speeches. It remained for a brand-new Senator to discover an elevator nonconductor. FREDERICK HOWARD TREAT, President Washington Utilities Company. Their utiunnl Color. From Ansims, Has it ever struck you which color is most oftener seen in the flags of the world? Probably it hasn't, because there are not many people who can recognize more than a dozen flags at the outside. "Well, the most popular color is red, which is found in the standards of no fewer than nineteen countries out of twenty-five. Practically every one of the European states, together with Mexico, Venezuela, Chile, and Cuba, boast the color red in their national flags. Blue is found In the emblems of the United States, Russia, France, Great Britain. Holland. Ecuador. Sweden, Chile, Portugal. Venezuela, and Cuba. Black is not at all popular, being found In the cases of Germany, Belgium, and China, while Germany is noticeable for having black and white together. Nine countries boast of a flag partly jellow, viz.: Aus tria, Spain, Belgium, Brazil, Persia, Swe den, Egypt, China and Venezuela. To Ecuador belongs the distinction of hav ing a standard nearer white than any other country. EIGHT TO SEEK OFFICES. Vetera Entitled to "Auk Candidates for Places They "Want. Ron tho New York American. Tho surge of the olflceseekcr against the new national administration is neither unusual nor alarming. It is no worse, 'even if It is not better, than it has been when the government changed hands in other Presidential years. Aspiration is the natural impulse of every wholesome mind. And when to as piration is added the consciousness of party service, even If founded upon a mis conception of public fitness, there is no cause for impatience nor condemnation toward the pretender to public state. The offlcesecker has his place even If he does not always know it President Wilson has fared easily by comparison. Grover Cleveland had to flee the capital and seek the duck stands of the Virginia seacoast to escape the swarm. But it Is good, healthy political Ameri canism behind the application of these crowding Democrats. They hae nothing to be ashamed of. It is asking no more than thobe w horn they have helped to rise above them have asked from them, and asked it straight. Every waiting candidate asks the voter for what he wants. Every voter is en titled to ask the successful candidate for what he wants. He may not get it Every voter cannot possibly get his heart's desire as the candidate did. But every voter has the right to try. Turn about is fair play, and if, perchance, the voter did valiant service for his candidate he has a double right to aspire without hes itation and without embarrassment for anything that he is fit to do under the government The supreme and less remembered con sideration is to make of public office a public trust There are better things than seeking office more satisfying, more dignifying, more agreeable. But every man to his tabte in politics, and to his soverein rights as a citizen. And If the crowding companies of tri umphant Democrats throng the depart ments at Washington and the White House, too. it is just as well to remem ber, in simple Justice and In common gratitude, that they are strictly within their rights and also within their precedents. WielMfor tk Uplift. THE BIG STICK A Hitter Ewry HaL VOL. VI. NO. 49. WASHINGTON. APRIL 26. 1913. ONE CENT, EVERY SATURDAY. Our Motto: Hyou e it in Tha Bif Stick, it iin't utcnunljr to. A Prismatic Retrospect. It cannot be successfully denied, that, betweon th reappearance of the Cal-Jap trour. the Mex hodge podge, the Turk-Balk mess, the Pan Can-Toll puzzle, the Stiff and Anti Sitters, the Lady Hikers, the Tan IT Mystery, the Non-Vinous Dipl. Din ners, the Ominous Oyster Bay Sil ence, the High Cost of Linng, the Modern Drets Enl, . the Cubist Blocks It Squares, the Jolly Office Seekers, the DARters, Nor. Election & Aftermath, the Change in the Weather and Bureau, the Fall of Scutari, the Germo-Anglo-Franco- Ru&so-Italo-Austro-Entente-Alliance, T. It., the Shad Bake, Ice-Cream- Foda, Mint Julep, and other stir ring features too numerous to eluci date, the fecundity and capacity of our editonal-ataS-brain has not been taxed beyond human belief. We must cry halt: once, twice and thrice. We're coins too fast We must sand our tracks or else well slip. Life's not to be jammed into one day. The baseball teason is star ing us in the face, the swimming hole is beckoning. Decoration Day is near by mid so is a Safe and Sane Fourth. Our individual' and re spcctiTe families must go to the mountains during the heated spell, or to the seashore or to the coun try and we must figure how that can be done with shoes $7 a pair and no tariff on hides, and the cost of high living defying all threats of extirmtion. Yet we toil on and complain not, 'for patience is a rirtuo and we hare a duty to perform, we fear to tell you what would be the calamitous result if our galaxy of brilliant Big Stick editors and con tributors would put down their pens and cease to furnish the world (oh. horrors) with that adrice it so badly needs erery Sat, a. m., and which no one else seems to be as well qualified to dispense so lavishly, disinterestedly and entertainingly as THE BIG STICK. NO PLACE FOR IDLE. The Drama, Shakcspere wrote "Macbeth" when he was bloodthirsty. When he took a more cheerful Tiew of life he wrote "Hamlet" . H$ also wrote "Much to do for Nothing." A chorus girl got $390 damages because the manager discharged her on the ground that she .could not dance or sing. Never knew dancing aad singing constituted "good form" la the chorus. STODDARD TAYLOR. The lTew Art There was a 'post'iapressionlst who daubed until be fainted, and no one in the whole wide world couM tell what 'twas he painted, B called it" "Nude Descending THata.M this piece 'of art cxotlcv but to Comstack if fare no shock, um thing' was so hLti: jAMaat.HssKEr MOSam, . HALL o JSy Few heroes are so promptly rewarded as the Hon. William C. Red field, the Secretary of Commerce. Hardly had Mr. Rcdneld whicked out a declaration of independence for every Saturday afternoon during fire months of the heated term, than preparations were perfected to place him in a niche of The Big Stick's Hall of Fame, where the immortals cot only repose but strenuously vibrate. The Big Stick, which lets its force off till Monday as soon as we get the paper oat Saturday morning, sent its star man over to see the Sea as soon as we heard of the new order. "Docs the recent divorcement of Labor from Commerce have any thing to do with these short hours!" The Big Stock man asked shrewdly. ' "Absolutely nothing there is plenty of labor left," returned the Se. positively. "It's efficiency does it. With a proper reduction, of tariff, an inspiring competition and a. Batoarday half holiday, weAmericans can beat the world. "As for me and my colleagues here under the proud banner of Commerce, we find enough to work at five and one-half days every week with keeping the lighthouse lit. the fisheries fit, the corpora tions curbed, and the census censored You may tell your readers, too, that my heated term runs for four years, not four months." Sec. Bedfield, who has been thrilling hopeless manufacturers with optimistic speeches -ever since- he was voted out of Congress into 'real Job, confided to The Big buck man that he will publish, some of his talk under the title, "The New Pep." Baseballs. Girls may not be much good at playing baseball, but they are the candy kids all right at playing the players. And yet again some women wear watches on their ankles; some wear china heels on their shoes, while others don't hare to resort. to these little fads. BILL PEST. , , Human After All. Get out the fishing tackle; Sunday fishing mar be wrong; but in the creek I saw a fish at least eight laches loaf. MILTON AILBS. . Problem. "Say,:' said the keeper of the zoo. "I wish some of you chumps would tell me what a man can do for monkeys with the mumps?" ,ED. SCHMID. alias Tfae Bird." Such Is Keputation. Columbus, De Soto and Cabot Gained fame through discovery habit; But they JackeB the acclaim (Oh, ain't it shame!) Of the guy who discovered Welsh Babbit EDWIN I. SHOP. 4 My life's History. Second Chapter 1 was called homo and stayed a week for recreation. My large blue eyes rcered into hers, which wero a beautiful brown, and there was such a charm in them them I waded across the creek to greet her. The happy meeting was like that which befalls some awful catastrophe. For a moment all was ulcnt while each looked upon the other with bated breath and quiv ering nostrils. The atmosphere be came oppressive and the full har vest moon flooded the old barn and old oaken bucket. Then I eaid: "Let's take a ramble and cull some pretty flowers." As he took the check he shook hands with Tom, hw bojhood friend, and tears stood in his bright bine eyes so large that they dimmed hfc) sight and made his nose red. Now & then she took a look at me and whispered "there goes your car, here's your hat." JACK MAURY. P. S. These reminiscences have been gathered from yellow papers scared with age, which I found la an old ironbonnd chest up in th4 attic They treat of my boyhood and coUcge days. Next week I'll have something stimng. f College News. In view of the abounding good nature, the Yale boys will yet per suade' Prof. Taft to Join their tug-of-war team. GARDNER F. WILLIAMS. It is stated that Princeton stu dents are to be fed next year on "food like mother used to make." But there were mothers and moth ers, and there were also fathers who were not good providers. It looks like a doubtful experiment W. D. McLEAN. Dr. Eliot says he is fully per suaded we have Just begun to de velop the right kind of education. This almost seems a pity, too Juat as tho doctor has quit teaching. BEEKMAN WINTHROP. All's Well. Hereafter, to be real salty, you mustn't talk of the starboard or port of a ship, nor even larboard. The admirals decided that they are ob solete terms. "Bight" and "left" is proper. By and by our ships will have, a cellar, a roof, and attic, a chimney and a front yard with a gate. Won't that be nice! Commodore Harrington Barker. The Kelly Hat. One of the blessings of our Con stitution is that it does .not require a man to wear a green hat with a bow on the rear facade. Anyway, who dares to stand forth and pro claim to mo that green hats aife de rigeurf This ides, of aping the styles of others is all tommyrot. GALLAGHER OALVO. Gentle Woman. The Invasion of man's sphere goes right on. The women of St Louis have adopted boxing; as a gentle diversion DOC. TINDALL. ARE YQU THE MAN? , We are looking for a toan'who is looking for a firm m whose business integrity he lias confidence. One of our out-of-town customers writes us: "I buy from you because I know intuitively that I WILL GET WHAT I PAY FOR." StaUiag, fam..: S2.H t $2.5 per 1M ft Jm, faa $125 to $3.25 pr 10t ft. Skotkar, feMed, htm $2.ff to $&5f pr IN ft Jut aid StaMiar, Nm. 2 aad 3. . .$1.25 to $1.5t pr IN ft Sixth Street and New York Avenue. WASHINGTON, D. C. HAS AN EDUCATED PALATE., Good Wise Sampler 3lmnt Possess) a DIscriralnatlBflr Taste. From Harper's Weekly. A good sampler of wine, unlike the cigar sampler, must not exercise his pal ate more than a single time at a sitting. Then he must drink quantities of water. Certain of them go to the trouble of gargling the throat before drinking the water to keep the sense of discrimination absolutely Intact The sense of sight is first brought Into requisition by the sam pler, then that of smell, the palate serv ing to confirm or refute the intimations thus gained. ' The inspection demonstrates various things. For example, new wines are clear, the older more yellowish in tint. While old wine 1b better than new, yet the old wine is never clear, while it Is a bad f-i sign if the new is even slightly turbid. Contrary to what is generally believed, it is by the odor that the expert is able to determine the vintage and to detect adulteration if there be any. The tongue also develops a sense which is much re lied upon to measure the quality of the wine. The tongue of the expert sampler is able to tell slight differences in the "texture," so to speak, of the wine: whether it be harsh or mellow. He ex tends tho wine over the entire surface of the tongue and keeps It there until it Is warm. It happens very often that a new nine seems somewhat thin and harsh at first tastings, but with repeated tastings, this effect wears away and it shows body and evidence of being very delicate of flavor. Once n Fnmoai Ranncr. From Tit Bite. Have you ever heard of Ernest Men sen? Sixty years ago his renown. spread all over Europe. His exploits make the pedestrian feats of the present day look Insignificant He was al man who first came under notice by running from Paris to Mos cow, a distance of 1,760 miles, in thirteen days and eighteen hours. In 1836 he ran through Central Asia from Calcutta to Constantinople, bearing dispatches for the East Indian Company. The distance is 5,615 miles and he accomplished it in fifty-nine days, one-third of the time taken by the swiftest caravan. A favorite employment for him was as the messenger extraordinary of sov ereigns. He ran from country to coun try, bearing letters and dispatches of the highest importance, and always beat ing mounted couriers matched against him. He never walked. Invariably he took the direct route to his destination, climbing mountains, swimming rivers, and guiding himself-through forests In a way known only to himself. His food was a small quantity of raspberry syrup. A LITHE NONSENSE. ALWAYS SOMETHING. Sometimes we think, we're going blind. Great outcry make. But In a day or two we find It's a. mistake. Again we think we're getting deaf And mope along Until a week brings us relief And proves us wrong. Through endless perils a man fares While he's alive. But what a lot of awful scares We do survive. Some Do. "You can't expect to land an office simply because you were neutral during tho last campaign. A Bid for Barslara. "Why are all the burglars heading for New York?" "Reform wave going on. Pickings will be easy while the police are making cafes close early and seeing that nobody places bets on the tenpin games." Why Not? "The Tjolnt seems to be to get the hats as hideous as possible." "Well." said the woman coldly, "what is it ou want to say?" "Why don't you put bats on 'em in stead of birds?" Jnat So. Pedestrians should know their rights; That is my view. t? Just bear in mind that, they will find They have a few. When Women Rnle. "Even In alluding to the race they call it humanity." "Well?" "It shall be huwomanlty in a few years." A' Pretty Pass. "No passes accepted on this railroad." "What's the matter with you, young man? My father left me that pass and he inherited it from his father. Three generations have traveled on that pass.'' Real HomiHation. ."It must be rough to lose the rocf over your head.'' "Yes; buf think of havings the' "mort gage foreclosed on your automobile." Optimism, in Its last Stasre. From Judse. Sitting in silence, meditating over the things she must not say to hurt her neighbors' feelings. JAMES BUCHANAN By GEORGE FITCH, Aathor of "At Goad Old Slwaah'. This is the birthday of James Buchan an, fifteenth President of the United States In order of aciesslcn, and twenty seventh In quality of results. Buchanan was born in Pennsylvania in-1711. and remained a Pennsylvanian all his life. At the age; of eighteen he was a college graduate, and at twenty one was support :ig th3 gorernment in tho war of 1S1-. He went into pontics vith great success, and became Con gressman, Senator, Minister to Russia, Secietary of State, end Minister to Eng land in succession. It finally got to be the custom of very new President to save the choicest office for Buchanan, and in 1S36", havinr had everything else, lie was elected President President Buchanan began his admin istration with great experience and a deep and tender reverence for the Con stitution. He loved the Constitution as no one has loved It before or since. He was at all times willing to give his heart's blood for it, and he spent his entire administration upholding it with the greatest firmness. Most of his- Cabi net was composed of Southern men who were then in the process of seceding from tho Union, and in 1S60, when it be came evident that unless something was done the nation would part in the mid dle with a destructive bang, the North pleaded with President Buchanan to pre vent it This was Buchanan's opportunity to defend the Ccnstitution, and he did so like a man. After a careful' study, he J announced that any effort to save the Union would override the Constitution and possibly hurt his feelings. He there fore clasped the precious document to his bosom and retired to a safe corner of the White House, while the South armed itself with Federal guns and ships "He loved tho Constitution." and forts and seceded in a leisurely and effective manner. 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