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WWP5 'vT'p 'a.- ft 1 . THE ' WASHINGTON HERALD, SATURDAY. DECEMBER 25, ,1915. t - i THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN By GEHX IYXKZS' ' Read and USE READY REFERENCE ,t rk wlJM HoWMimMlM TELEPHONE DIRECTORY Of Peonlfi You Want to Get In a Hurrv " Herald Classified Ads Uf it STUPID, WHO HftS A LftRie. .BANK. Roll AtHO INSISTS ON SpcNDiNts IT L& cSK wise :: -' s rj UK kti i t i jt . , n 7i LHnimli0 PKl JBJV SEEiV iVD HEARD BY GEORGE MINER Special Correspondent of Tie WukiagtoB Herald. (Coprrlgbt. 1815. br the BtcClarc Newspaper Syndicate.) New Tort. Dec U. Speaklnr about Christmas dinners, the most elaborately slmcle dinner I ever ate was one which Mr. Lucius M. Boomer gave In honor of Mr. Roy M. Bishop, of San tran clsco. In the green room of the McAlpin. New York City, the other night. Mr. Bishop is the manager of the Palace and the Fairmont hotels in San Fran cisco, and so Mr. Boomer was Just going to show him a few things. That's why the dinner was given. You know San Francisco always brags about what won derful food It has. Hence sBoomer to the rescue of the East, and to put a dent in Bishop's food ideas. He did. He also took the pre caution of haIng witnesses. He sum moned a score of eclcures to the taDie side. Including Mr. Hill, the president of the American Tobacco Company, in case any ouestion arose about the cigars. Among the Missing-. It was a man's dinner. There was no sickly looking yellow grape fruit witn a red. artificial cherry stuck in Its mid dle like a bull's eye. You know those maraschino cherries are all manufactur ed. There were no sad. pale-gray oys ters swimming in ice water. There was no fllet of sole lying helpless and drown ed under a white sauce that makes ex cellent paste when it gets cold. No slices of cold-storage spring lamb, oozing thaw-ed-out blood and smelling like a butcher shop. No pathetic little squab, lying on a queer-looking piece of toast, with Its bent knees pointing to heaven and which turns out to consist of drled-up skin and 1.746 tough little bones. Ne sherbet that makes your teeth ache and is neither ice cream nor real booze. No, none of those things. But there were four courses, and only four. They were green turtle soup, with the turtle in it. not Just consomme: stewed terrapin that as mostly terrapin and not mostly gravy and bones: breasts of canvasbaek ducks with a salad of asparagus, celery and truffles, and then ice cream with hot cherries out of a chafing dish. The cigars came out of tin oases, not nooden boxes. Mr. Bishop went to Washington the next day. He did not say a nortf about "sand dabs" or "Los Angeles melons. Hotel Life In Stories. The McAlpin Is making a stronK bid for South American trade. To that end. t . inctolu a telpnrinne operator and bellboys who speak Spanish. Also, they have a moving picture iiini mane ing the operation of the hotel and a lit tle of seeing New York to take the ad vertising curse off. which l to be ex hibited In various places in South Amer- This idea impressed Mr. Bishop so much that he proposes to have films M...1.. ..e 1.1 ti.n Vrannsfn liotclft and ex hibit them on the steamers when they get to running around tnrougn me canai again. The war has given a lot of people on Nbw-York-Day-By- Day OOMSINTYRE. Hi Special Correspondent of The Washington Herald. New York. Dec. -1- The Eden Musee is now a thing of the past. The shutters have been closed on the famous Twenty third street wax palace. Heroic efforts were made to keep the place going, but only a few people visited each day and not enough money was taken in to pay the ticket chopper. In New York the Musee was never the institution that Mme. Tussaud's Is In London, for the reason that Americans evidently have not tne same veneration for institutions that English people have. The Eden Musee figures hae been sold at auction. Col. Bill Barnes and CoL T. Roosevelt have been put on the auc tion block. It has been suggested by some cruel Joker that they be exchanged as Christmas gifts. The wax figure of former Gov. Plain Old Bill Sulzer was first to be auction ed ofT. The person who bought him got that long lock of hair, the famous alapaca coat and all that is, except the ever present cud of tobacco. The polson-pcn experts are giving the Secret Service men real work to do In New York. For many months they have been quite busy dashing off fiery epistles to young debutantes about to take mates. Their pens are dripping with sulphuric acid, and several weddings have been ' postponed as a result. l Many of the letters have been traced to two inmates of the State Insane Asy lum, but others are said to have come from the fashionable Fifth avenue dis trict. Th language used in the letters Is un speakable, and the offenses charged are such as. might disgust and horrify a young girl about to be married beyond exrireaaion. The Thirteen Club those brave, hardy spirit -who scorn at superstitions held Its Annual banquet this week ml the 'M vcry, very J SORRX To ttrvt I ME.T YOU HOPE ) IT NEVER OCCURS OgfflMsJ the other side a chance to get square on personal grievances. Charles Gould, who landed from the Eapagne looking like a sunburst, freely told me how he took advantage of It. Gould comes from To ronto, but for several years he has been doing a banking business in Brussels. Naturaly. his business stopped with the war. "There was a fellow In Brussels named Becker who cheated me out of ten thou sand dollars." said Mr. Gould. "I vowed I'd get even with him. I knew that he was a German and that his partner was a German also. I had some business with the English government soon after the Germans captured Belgium, and went to London. Imagine my surprise to find Becker sitting in an anteroom of nte home office. I asked him what he was doing there, and he said. 'Oh, I'm a Bel gian, you know. I'm a refugee.' " 'Where's your partner? I asked. "Otto? Oh, he's at The Hague." , JMhI 4nra. Intlf. frtl- 1Y1A to OUt tWO 'and two together and smell a rat. I call ed up the intelligence department and told them what I wanted. Within two hours Mr. Becker was In a- detention camp and he has been Interned there ever since, where he can't send any com munication to Otto. I'll bet he will never Cheat me out of J10.O00 again." Mr. Gould says mat t-ans nan tui u- to almost normal conditions again In many respects. The theaters arc all open and the cafes running as usual. It has become used to the war, wnne jxnaon is lust beginning to feel It and is now In the sad. self-denial and gloomy stages. Stationery Very Scarce. I am told that one or the great lacks ln Ta-I lttt nnv ta ntntloncrv supplies. Paper, envelopes and pencils are getting very scarce and high priced. It is im possible to buy an indelible pencil there. It was suggested that a live American could make a lot of money by a quick shipment of merchandise of this char acter. Mr tlorrtt Marftnrvie hjLK lost his $100 wrapper, it wasn't a wrapper to keep him warm, but one ne useu 10 kccii a .-.... .lt ne hilTs warm Mr. MarGsrvte Is big. good natured. fond of a Joke and afflicted America with the reproduction of the Johnstown flood. The other night he was pretending to be broke, and then pulling out this roll of bills big enough to choke TeVddy. with Its J100 wrapper on. The next morning the wrapper was gone. Mr MacGarvie used to live in Mexico and the Southwest and contracted a habit of always hiding part of his roll when he went to bed not all of it. for then a thief would know that It bad been hidden and make a searcn. ........ .11 1.a ..a. PAmamli.i is Irtat tti, other night it occurred to him that he sould hide that $100 wrapper. To save his soul he can't remember where he hid I 11. Sine unAnt la-n itilVll TnofctniT In every conceivable place and still It's not discovered, res, ne looaea in nis sock. -4 Hotel Majestic Thirteen scoffers sat at each table and split salt with reckless abandon. The toastmaster sat under a ladder all evening and every known su perstitions was defied that is. except by one guest going home. It being 3 a. m., he took off his shoes before entering his house. Still that may not have been su perstltlon Just self-preservation. A new sound-proof studio for musi cians has been erected In West Sixty seventh street. The building will have a frontage of seventy-five feet, eight floors and about twenty-four apartments. In each apartment the occupant may beat a helpless piano to shreds and tear nis hair out by the roots afterward without his neighbor suspecting an Innocent mur der. The guilders have agreed that they will forfeit a sum of regular money If a brass band, playing in one apartment. can be heard in another. Ten blocks lower downtown on Fifty-seventh street a new dancing studio is being erected by Louis H. Challf. It will be of white marble and the floors to be placed by a man who con tracted to do It, not by the foot, but by the square Inch. , No one knew there was a Scottish col lege in America until the Scottish Home Rule Society held its annual meeting here this week. The Scottish College is located in North Carolina and Is known as the Flora McDonald College. Dr. Charles C. Vardell. Its president, was the guest of honor. After discovering the Scottish College It was discovered that no one knew of the plant for home rule in Scotland. Life in New York Is Just one discovery alter another. A promt ncnt banker awakened the other morning on his Long -Island estate to discover that his wife was about three hours away from home with the head butler and going last. LOST AND FOUND. U.IT-AT UK NEAR WOODWARD AND LOTH roV Thuradar noon. rwrfcage ctmUlning watch, flirty raior box and twi articles bearing Kauri's mark. In trarellng cur. Liberal reward. Lieut. THrnBElt. Fort Mjer. Va. LOST-WORKING UIIIL U13T POCKETBOOK en lllli t. car, nooniins cf ler. Zi. I'kaar rrturn t, 1344 Kiss at. nw. M)U.S1-1'UUK: MMALI. HUM. DOV. Bona Kids. H. 1). liOlt- LUST-PUX TKUUIKB. WHITC UlltE-HAIRt-J. wft!i on blirk sit on back and black and tan around cars: lait fn on Connecticut ate. and 31 tt. LIBKIML REWAnD FOIt ANY INFORMA TION leading: to the iibturn of 0 tat to 173 II at. nw. HELP WANIED MALE. WANTED BOYS FOR MESSENGER SERVICE Apply WESTERN UNION TEL. OFFICE. 1401 F st. N. W. FOE SALE AUTOMOBILES. LSM CAItS Kit MS KOUl MONTHS' Till A 1. br niir icla! Llan. .Ml 1311 and mode!. Special bargain. 1913 llttdnoi Six. oferhinkd and painted. JCO. ailLl.Ul IIIHiS J I'lwc. H. ne. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES. 10O Unas WANTED AT ONCE: MUST HAVE, brcK Can mate from P to 10 per dir. HS i:tb nw. CLAIRVOYANTS. CONSULT ZANCIO. HE NEVER DISAPPOINTS TOU. ADVICE C.1VKN ON ALL AKFA1RS IN LUX. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. COMPLETE READING ONE DOLLAR. Test seance Tuesday nights at I sharp. Develop ing circle Krlday night. AH books on palmistry, dream cards and mind readliuc for eale. ZAM'IU PAHLOnS. 04 14th St. K. V. Phone Mfcla 44tt). CASTILLO RttWiffi 50c LOW FKK. Adfioe on al! butinru and domatlo iffiira; brings barriK od rrrnore all trouble; ntlsfartion; locaUd fur ihr winter it W " -i comer 7th and F aw. LICENSED. Ilmw, 10 a. m. to p. in. 1R Uinr sisSS1 Ford touhincj cabs, n res boob; wmiti cxtaaffeun. Phoae CoL 3tL SENATE CHIEF PAGES GET CHRISTMAS GIFTS Fourteen Boys Dined by Vice Presi dent Marshall "Movies" of Group Are Taken. The fourteen pnRes of the Senate presented the chief page?. Joseph U. O'Toole and U. A. Halsey. with Christ mas sifts on the Capitol steps Thurs day afternoon, after they had par taken or h Christmas dinner as the ruests of Vice President Marshall In the Senate restaurant. To llr. OToole the youths present ed a handsome leather brief case. Mr. O'Toole expects soon to be graduated from Georgetown Law School, and will And his Gift useful and practical. Mr. Halsey as given a fine walking stick, and he lost no time in breakin it In. The boys felt att proud as members of Congress when they beheld a small army of "movie" men awaiting them as they emerged on the Capitol steps. The pictures were taken with the Vice President In the midst of the boys. The Christmas Kve dinner has be come a tradition with the jounc legis lative mexsengers. Mr. Marshall wel comed each boy to the table with i. handshake and a "merry Christmas. Holly and flowers adorned the walls. The menu included turkey, cranberry sauce and mince pie. SHORTAGE OF SHAD IS SERIOUS PROBLEM Fisheries Report Says More Than Four Billion Young Fish and Eggs Were Turned Out. The annual report of the Commissioner of Fisheries to the Secretary of Com merce shows the number of 11th produced and distributed v. as greater, and the cost of production tier million less, thau In any previous year. Fifty permanent hatcheries and feventy-six subhatcherlcs, auxiliaries and egg-collecting stations have been conducted, find the output dur ing the fiscal year 19l5 was over 4.0O0.U00. 000 young fish and eggs, an Increase of more than 2U.O0O.O0O over the previous year. The marked diminution of the shad pre sents a serious problem, according to the Commissioner's report. Shad are caught in every coast State from Maine to Florida, and have for many years formed a substantial contribution to the food supply. Now. because of Inadequate pro tection afforded the fish on their way from the sea to the spawning grounds, the supply Is being rapidly depleted. HOME CLUB GIVES PLAY. "A rerplexlntr Sltasttlon" Msiurd by iHenbers of Organisation. A large audience tilled the ballroom of the Home Club on Monday night to witness "A Perplexing Situation," the first tno-act performance of the Home Club players. The play was staged under the direction of George H. Pal mer, of the Poll Players. Mrs. Olive D. Jonas rendered piano selections. O. W. Goodwin, treasurer of the Home Club Dialers, furnished the fun of the cen- ing as "Uncle Kp, from Way Up Ken try." Others In the cast were: Mrs. J. Yager Hamilton, John McMechan, Miss Charlotte Crawford. Miss Elsie Lancas ter. Miss Edna Crawford, Thomas Schu ler, T. O. Louden, S. H. Moyer. Miss Mary P. Thyson. and Albert Jonas. GERMAN ORPHANS GET GIFTS. American Women Made Many Pres ent In Berlin. Berlin (wireless to SayvlIIe). Dec. ZL Christmas gifts were given to M0 chil dren of dead German soldiers by the Ladies' Union of the American Church ot Berlin today. The ceremonies took place at the Church in Motz strasse. The gifts were prepared by the Ameri can somen themselves. Mrs. Gerard, wife of the United States Ambassador, made several personal donations. Large sums were given by Mrs. Jacques Mayer. Permitted Gambling; Fined. A fine of STS was Imposed upon Saxper Harlan, an employe of the city post offlce, when-he was brought before Judge Pugh Thursday on the charge of permit ting a gaming table to be set up at his home. 700 E street southeast. Assistant United States Attorney Ralph Given, who prosecuted the case, informed Judge Pugh that in the future he would ask a Jail sentence in surJi cases lnataad oX a AUCTION SALES. THOS. J. OWEN SON, Auctionettm, TBUSTEE'8 SALE OrTiLCABLr IMPROVED real estate. No. MS Fourth afreet aortbrut. Br virtue of a decrc of the Sapreme Court of the District of Columbia, in rouitr cause No. 310. 1 will sell at public auction lu front of the praises nn THURSDAY. THE, CTH DAT OP JANTJABT. Kit. at 4 o'clock p. m.. lot SI In Thomas W. Smith and James H. Marr's subdivision of lota hi square 13 in tbe atr of Washington. Diatrict of Colum bia, as rr rlat recorded Is Liber No. It. folia U of the records of the aorreior'a office of said Dis trict, together with the Improvement! thereon, eon klalltie; of a thrre-etorj brick dwelling. Terms of sale: All In eieess of ineombrancs of $1,800. with accumulated interest and taxes, sabject to which the property kf to be sold, to be paid one third cash. baUnos In one and two rears with In terest at per cent per anomn. larable semi an nually, secured upon the rropertr sold, or all cash at purchsser's option. Deposit of 1100 required at Vc. Terms to be compiled with in fifteen dsrs from day of sale or property will be resold at risk and cost of defaultinc purchsacr afar Ave dais' adrer-tis-meot. Conveyancing and recording; at pur chairr'a coat. Further particulars st time of sale. W I.LI AM V. MILLAN. Trustee. Columbian Build ins. d4dex-sah DOGS. BIRDS, POULTRY. Itmf fclCElVID-SlNOlNQ CAMAS1U. PAsV rota. Dogs, Cats. IlabblU. Guinea P1s. OoUlss. Aooarlusss ad remedies for all kinds of pets. Mat tar catalogue. Taxidermy la U Its tcuckaa, HCHU1U-3 PET EUPOBIDII. tlS Twelfth street northwest MOVING, PACKINO. ST0BI10. stT. wssWwssiwa sfsstw tasfasea sis, N. S34S or I. SMITH'S TRANSFER STORAGE CO 91 a. Niikt pk. it. mm . BUSINESS ANNOUtlCEMENTS ICE BOXES AMD REVKIQERATORS. McCRAY REFRIGERATORS And Co!ln Room An Uaeejaalww. McCRAY REFRIGERATOR CO., i en f st. n. w. Vacuum Cleanine, 13.50 Per Day. With expert operator. Band or tkctris desners for rent. 11 per day. NATIONAL VACUUM SALES CO.. MAIN S5. TH AND D STS. X. W. rlANO TUNING. CORRECT TUNING. SUB. WORK OUABAK teed. Many scans at Weber and SUUwsy rasts rles. New Tork. T. UOLVIESON. m NorU CaroUns sve. DC Pbone Ua. 38HL IIATTRESSEB AND BOX SPRINOS. rtlAIOVAtTipECIAL. llartress renovated and remade, equal to new. M low ss U. Called foe and delivered. CAPITOL BEDDING CO, 4U-U O sL n.w Phoae IL UU. PAINTINU AND PAPERUANCINO. WALL. PAPER. 10c 15c. 35c. AND 58e paper, 5c and 10c per piece: rooms pa pered II up. Plastering and patntina: of all kinds. LB PREUX. 107 P at. nw. Phona N. 4ST0. WINDOW CLEANING. PHONB M. IUS TO HAVE TOCU WINDOWS cJeened. Acme Window CktsBlac Cow ssl O BV. SPECIAL NOTICE. Th most unust'al collection of Its kind In Washington can be rn t PETERSEN'S etjitiqiij-nnd mad Jiwclrr &ar Curio. 1121 F. ACROSS FROM WILLARD nOTCL. THK ANNUAL MEETINO OP THE STOCK hidera of tbe Wanhinfton Market Comrmny will 1 held in Oie office c the cumrwny. in tbe Seventh street wine nf Center Market, in the City of Wash inston. I. '.. at 12 o'clock Duon on the nilMT MONDAY, brinz the 3rd day of January. !:. for the etioire of thirteen directvs to serve the crmiuis 3esr and to art on any other subject within the rover of the corporation that may be brouxht before the meetins. FRANK G. WILKINS. 8ccreUry. Washington. D. C ncrmber 15. UU. HOLIDAY BREAKFASTS MILLER'S I SELF-RISING BUCKWHEAT are bound t te enjoyable meals if the hot caste arc maJe ith MILIiER'S FKI.F RISIMS HU'KWHEAT. If CENUINB borkw lit at- At ;nTr- No Corsurom SorT-ifS B. B. EARNSHAW & BRO. UhoUwIe .nfr 11th acd M Sty S. E. CUT THIS OUT This ad will t iw-I for a diaronnt of S vm cent tu any one ha id; elrtrkal work dooe by m befort December 1. 1913. (JoiM on one job enlj. L C. LUCAS, JR., Electrical Con true or. OST H St. IV. W. Nothing la oo Small cr Too Laric hon Main 50t3 Day or Sight. WANTED MISCELLANEOUS. DO.NT TUItoW lOUit OLD tKlXT) MAT TnE.SriS AWAY. WE WIIA BUY THEM FnOM OU AND PAT TOC A GOOD pmct WE AL WANT FEATHER BKU3. WB1TS OR PnO.NE TO THE SQDARE DEAL FUIWI TCRB CO SCt ETE ST. NW. MAIN St PERSONALS. WUItKINUMEN-MERRY CHRISTMAg. AND hor the "kids" remembered "Pap" in the food old waj. WU1 look for )uu next vecs. One price. JL'HTirS OUD STAND. (19 D. DR. FISK ELGIN, SPECIALIST, as ronoied bis offices to 1233 Pa. sie. B. tflt Bss i esmemeDts cslt sialn KH XirSee sd. in Sudas's HaraM. TlinVIIE SPECIALS: BXl HEALTH ntlll I Mixture. 3c; Tro-kss. stop couth, ticklish tiros!. loc. flair ureter romaar. ne; Jfcautj 1'ovaer. IM; Admrratioo PnfoBt. 3c; Rare Healta Herbs, ts. 18 :th st aw. MISS CAIN Mantcurlnc ana Seals mioa Uttxn Treatment- 71 7th T N. W, Apt. 1. Pbona Main 742S. DR. REED I SPECIALIST 804 SEVENTEENTH SIKEET. flVFH ?0 YRA1W Socreasful Prartie in tbe UIrL . " 7 .P"" o( "aonlc. Nerrooi and Special Diseases of Men sad Women. Means Health to Ton If Ton Suffer ran Laiarrn. uoesiar linromauam. ConsUpstloa. I IJIea. Throat, Lotus, Brain. Heart, BtoM and 3ki I Diseases. Nerrou. Debtlltr, Kidnrj Diseases. Blsd- car xrDDOies. apeasc Ulooa foisontaf Eruptwns. Wcera sndAU Pniata Diseases Cured bar Life bj Charges Low. Medicine Furnished. CONSULTATION FBEE. Private Waiting Boom for Ladies. Of nee Hours. Mto t. Z to Sondar. M to B. NOTICE! Artificial teeth and second- hand Diamonds and Jewelry bought. LanU Abrafcasaa. 815 C. Op. Pat. Ottless, FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. FOR SALE-PIANO BARflAIN. NEW. BEST mske. Ss-note. 30 roles. Cost me 60. vlll ddirer for (CO. Cub. Call M. 368. See it at once. Leasing IT. CO.NWEtX. 1100 R st nw. MONET TO LOAN. SfONET TO LOAM ON REAL EST AT B tm BcaU and larsT aumsV All transsjfi tlons cvnducte.1 withoconomlcal consid eration tor borrowers. WM. H. 8AUN T1KTIB V .. Kouthern Bld- SOT llth it MONK! TO LOAN on approved city raal tat at lowest currant ratsa: spaeUl prlvUeses with respect to prior paymsnta Tylr A RutoTfor Inc. UJS M. FOR BENT HOUSES. a R. ST. VW.-SIX ItOOMS AND BATH. N'En.T PAPERED ASD PAINTED: nOT-WATETt HEAT. CONVENIENT TO CAR IJNES. KSM. RENT TO COM MENCE ON JANUARY U. WrS. ARTHUR CARR. 1101 13 8T. NW. O ST. NB.-rOUR ROOMS AND BATH. HOT I mA snld ssUm: rani , fit llsa.Asisas. In issa wS&BT ACCOUNTANTS AND AUDITORS. HECK. HOWAIlll a A CO.. Crrtilkd rnbile Accrnetssts. Rises Bkls. Mils SB. SlJllJ.S TII'PIJIMAN. Certified Piillle AceounUnt, 130 th Bt. N. W. rost-OlBce Box 11C WILLIAM CLARAUUH, Bond BaiUinc Slain MACIIKN AUUIT) COIU'ANT, ruWic ARumtarits. til; 8oathera BH. Main MABWICK. MITC1UXU PBAT A Wcodirird BuiWirf. Mala XX. f ADDLNQ MACHINES. BURItllKJHli ADDING MACHINE. (16 14th st. nw. Eo.nliible BuiViiag. Mata rt. ADDING & CALCULATING MACHINES. KLT "TARR3NTiiANUKACTURIMl ttt.. J. M. rurnss, Msoscer. MS P st. nw. Mala SO. ADDRESSING MACHINES. ADDltESSOOKArn ooxpant. 701 lOtb jt, aw. Malp ttOO-tSOI. ADVERTISING AGENTS. BENJAMIN'-RICKARD ADVERTISING CO, Newaparer. Marasln. Afri. Msll Order AT. BU N. T. ar.' aw. Mala ltU. GARDNER JOHNSON. "AdmtUers" Bertlra Btrrean. ErcBins Star BMa Main 155. . J. BALE POSTON. INC, UU New Test it. nw. Mast '.CM. ADVERTISING NOVELTIES. SIslMUNS-r'AL'ljT COMrANT. Osleodars, Blotters. Fsna. Noeeltles. J10 Keeoia Bids. Mala ftlt. ARCHITECTURAL SCULPTORS. K. M. KOSACK. jWocd Oaner. CS lah sL aw. Msia SStl. ARTISTIC WIRE WORKS. JOSEPH BARANEK. O K sli aw. Lhmln Cil. artists and; painters SUPPLIES. UEOIIUE r. MLTH A CO., Ill Tth at nw. Msia CM atd OR. ASBESTOS PRODUCTS. COLUMBIA COVEIUXR COMrANT. KB Hth st nw. North IKS. AUTO HIRING COMPANIES. CENTRAL AUTO KEKVICB COMPANY. Rear 1ST O ft. nw. North 3CJ0. E 1! R M A N T R O C T. UW Prrrr place. Columbia to- CArtTObTAXI hERVlCE. US snd 1L51 hour. KS E St. nw. Mala S999. T U L O l O it e. ' r L I T T. 53 Q st. iw. North no for Itstee. AUCTIONEERS. ADAM WEqULER. C2 PennsyUsnis I are. nw. Main JSt. BEAUTT PAilLORS. MRS. RUTH CUMBERS. Scalp Treatment and Tarlal Masssse. 1S Von rt. North 5i BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS. R. V. ANDREWS PAPER CO.. KT3J1 Wis St. nw. Msln 3TO. BOOK DEALERS. B It K N T A N O ' S. 130 F a. nw. Msln fU BREWERS. "THE Ut.IUl.lK iRKWINO CO, 1st snd II sts. sr. tJsrolrl KX. BRICK (FACE AND COMMON). WASHINGTON MLllATB BRIOS CO. tojonoo nuiMies Main 75T'. BRICK SETTING FOR BOILERS. C. H. 1.UENDEB. SIT 13th at. nw. Main 51i LULLDERS. "BLTLEU LANUMADE tORPORATlON, MoGill Building. Mto ttO. IV. K. REEVE, tS 13th at. nw. Main nn. CARPET CLEANING. DANHAKL A DAVIS. Mattreia Matini and Storing. S3 I st nw. Lin. 23TX WILLlAJd W. FOWLER. -t VlrglnU si. se. Uncola Ml. A. W. MOON. Carpet Lejing. llil V st. aw. North tflA CABINET MAKING, ETC. CARL VioorY. ;130 Mount Pleasant at. CotambU 54. CONFECnONERT AND PASTRT. BATTAGU.M A CO.. 1TJ1 V at. nw. North EI. CORSET MANUFACTURERS. PATNS'S COUBET SHOP. rm o st. aw. Main tXi ROOMS FOB RENT. rUHMSIIED. iETem st. nw.-thri:e very desirable. alcelr nimished rooms, ctnclrte for light bouse- keeping. CJ B ST. NE.-LARi:E. BE.1UTIFULLV FUR. nished front room with slcore. southern exposure. t:2: also, a middle and bark room. Hot-water best and telephone. Rooms on second floor near bath. ETa K ST. NW.-SINGLB ROOMS. IN WELL bested home: plenty of hot water. DIED. MOL.KK Pentalpha l-odse. No. B. K. A. A. M. A special communication is called at Masonic Temple. Thirteenth street and New York avenue north, west, at 1:13 p. m.. Sunday. December 2S, ISIS, for the purpose or attending the funeral of Brother HOWARD G. MOLER. Services will be held at 4$ New Tork avenue northwest, at I p. m. A. R. It. ONTUN, Master. I. B. FIELD, Secretary. FUNERAL DESIGNS. FUNERAL FLOWERS. Of KratT DescrtptJon-Moderatel Pries GUDE, E COAL AND WOOD. It. J. fc 11- C UKACfc. Wboletsle snd Retail, tth A F eta. ne. Liacola SK AlrrilUIt A. LITHUUW. feed. Xa M si. se. Main H ALBERT E. NORTON, IBM llth at. ae. Uncola 473. B. POWELL. 13B It at. nw. North tO. C REYNOLDS, II II u. ne. Lincoln 3913. X E. ROSE. 113 Tth It. ee. Lincoln W0. BINALD1 VUOTHER3, ail Tth at aw. North UU. W. It. HTONE. to r st.- aw. North HJ. CONFECTIONERS. FRED ALBRECHT. Hi Pennjlisnia ae. se. Lincoln CX "BALsSELL'tl FINK HOMEMADE CANDY, XX Itth at. nw. CoIumbU T1. U. J. A A. H. BOYLE. 1000 U st. nw. North TBI. toANAB BHOTHEHS. Itth A It St. aw. North aex MRS. M. BLAIR. 3X1) Itth at. nw. Columbia UX JOHN DOUNIM. Ullxi llth st. nw. N'rrth at COSTUMERS. It. F. BICKERTON. Ill Hth it. nw.: eenmd Boor. Main X9L CHAUTAUQUA BUREAUS. ItADCLlFF CHAIT.lL'qtA BUREAU. Ereninc hlar Building. Main Tias. CHIROPODISTS. DR. L. It. i-OLLAIID. 1330 llth st. nw. North 3113. DAIRIES. JERSEY HAIRY. HO K sU nw. Main ICC DECORATORS. PAUL HARNETT. Si n st. nw. Unroln 319 J. DELICATESSEN. HOME CAl'K AND DELICATEthEN, na 15th st. nw. North 3C. K. M. LILEa. ZHS llth st. nw. Columns 3361. ' HOR.lCt. E. I.KU3IAN. Frwh Mratt. :KK llth at. ColumbU 3ST7. DENTISTS. Hit. PATTtlN A DR. LUINARD. IIT O st. nw Main 15. Seonod Floe. Prices KeasonaMe. THE ACJIE DENTISTS, XT :th t. nw. Main 3.A b. B. JUIINlTUN. Jih snd O ts; nw. Main in. DETECTIVES. BRADI1HIDS DETECTIVE SERVICE. boulhern Bids. ITone Main SS. EKabll.bM orer thirtr rears. BRADFORD". DKrt.lTll L bEIllllX, Soutiera BWg. I"hoe Main 33. Retreeiatlrg Na tional Retail Mcrchanta- ITolertUe Alliance. llItAllrllllD Hl-rnTIVt. -"KRIICE. Southern P.mkiiEg Plicne Mam S3. The Mrtice that mats mere tit doea more. IlR.lDFORD-. HETUTIl I. SERVICE. Southern BWs. I'hone Slain SS. A a-Jprrioe "t I., the ordinary intate- dtvtie agnrr gnaraniasq. ttltADtDltll.s Di.Tl.lTIH. SERVICE. Souttem Ituildinj. mooe Main -- freirn Trliate rnramttinj nxuns. WILLIAM E. M.1TT1NGLY, Tl.vwl tlnll.tinP. Her. Main rtT: night. Uncoln 3P. "R. H. ItEEIt IiCTLCWL AGENCY. VA 5th st. nw. Msm 6111 RULLU11 KtTTEITIlB AlJENCY. Usihtogtcn Loan A Tnsrt Buildirg. liar. Main ICI. night, llrst 35T. DRESSMAKERS. PROF. UllNUSTON. Established 3) Years. 1113 U at. aw. Main sTT. DRT GOODS AND NOTIONS. L. KEBOES. Tsdor and Drff Supplies. :l nth at. nw. Main llfl. DUPnCATE KETS. EDWARD U TURNER. 130T H at. nw. Main 153. ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS AND ENGINEERS. F. J LUSBY A CO.. Woodward Building. Main T7K. IZiECTRICAL SUPPLIES. THE CARROLL ELECTRIC CO., Jobbers of Eleclriesl SnrpUes. 311 tah st. Main TXB. EMPLOTMEET AGENCIES. U. S. EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. tth and E sts. nw. Main 113. ENGRAVERS. MAURICE JOICE ENGRAVING CO.. Stir Building. Main 3133. EXPRESS COMPANIES. vnl lYIniLa rillPANY. Padded Vans. Prices reaionsble. IBS 13th st. nw. North S3. FLORISTS. OEUItGK C SHAFFER, 900 llth at. Main TI1C. J. H. SMALL A bONrl. 13th and H Ma. nw. Weldorf-Aetoria, and IIS3 Bmadwar. !. T. Main lH 5. FILM MANUFACTURERS. ItlLO.MAI. FUJI COMPAAY. Motion Pictures Made for Theaters. C3 F at. nw. Room 109. Main Clt. FILING AND LOOSE LEAF DEVICES R. P. ANDREWS PAPER COMPANY. T3-341 13th at. nw. Main TflL FIVE AND TEN CENT STORES. WELLWO RTH'8. 110 llth rt. nw. North ST3. FRUITS. "FLORIDA FBU1T COMPANY, Fruits. Vegetables. Greens. AressfmsUcM. CoL iCA j j, FL0RLSIS. C. E. BROOKS. OS !llb. snd llth and l'lrk road. North HO and CoL Ci. MltM. N. J. HODGE. i E. Ca?. st. Uncola 9E5T-W. GRAF0N0LAS AND SEWING MACHINES. RICHAKD H. REAMY. Columbia Crsfonolss snd Sewing Machine f pairing. BJ Pa. se. se. Un. 3tTt TAILORS. VINCENT JUUA.NO CO.. Ipaitirg and Prcwing. 3)0 R. I. aie. nw. North Jeoj. GARAGES. C. H. STOCKTON. na zui nw. West IS and Residence N. TO. bTEbLE tiAR.HJE. Rrishing snd Morsgr. Ot Ith st. nw. Msln MA GARAGES AND REPAIRS. .1. UNDEHUOOD. Rear im llth at. nw. Nrelb ac SEWING MACHINE. hlMJER iEINO MACHINES. C E. HARRIS. Manager. New and Used Machines. Sale or Rest. 313 I'a. are. ee. Lis. ITS. HAIR GOODS AND HAIR DRESSING. iai-M. richo: .V-ltl tit llth It. Msln 3 HARDWARE AND PAINTS. ENTERPRISE HARDWARE COMPANY. Trj Our Floor Oil. Sc Gallon. t? tth st. nw. Main 3Dfl. HAIR DRESSING. C U 31 it 1 N s. las Con. Ate. North U0T. 1S5 I'onn. Are. Nurth S1T. .Mls LI LA RUIN. Rooms. K&G Kenobt Bldg. 3iin nrs. HAT REPAIRING. NATIONAL HAT SnOP. rs tth st. nw. .Main rXT-W. FOR RENT HOUSES. D. U. JOHNSON COMPANY. Rent Howes. 13 H at. Msm 1.-3. ICE CREAM AND ICES. MII.I.IAM II ItlibE. 103 at .t. rw. t 3F?. INSURANCE. TlluMAS A. Ultr.KN. Southern Bnllding. tain 913. JEWELERS, SILVERSMITHS, AND STATIONERS. A. O. HUTTERLY. sTJ llth st. nw. Msln C36 BUtlit A witimoitc. llth snd r . nw Main C45. It. IllRltl- A i O. n Tth st. nw. Main S3. LAUNDRIES. WEST END LAUNDRY tEstaWlsrted 18S5). 1733-S Prnnatlrania ale. Main ST. LOCKSMITHING AND BELL HANGERS. R E. KI'UILINR. Sdal Price to Real Erfate Acenta. al C Caintol itt. Un TZS. MESSENGER COMPANIES. A. B. C. MIX'-KNGEIl fcEltl ICE. 901 G st. nw. Main SI33. .00 MI.'-.-E.NGER SUIIILE. SM F at. r.w. Main STt. M0T0RCTCLES AND BICTCLES. HAVERIXIRD CYCLE CO. S3 Itth st. nw. Main 303. MOVING, PACKING AND STORING. SMITH'S TRANSFER. SI J si at. nw. North SW Night N (OS. OFFICE FURNITURE AND SUPPLIES. II P. ANDREWS PAPER COMPANY. TIT 30-3 13th sr. nw. Main 3IJ5. PAINTS, OILS, AND GLASS. F ANDREWS. 1M llth ft. North a-. j j. cvniuiTH. X I': . . Main 1T9SJ. PAPER BOX MANUFACTURERS. U. P. ANDREWS PAPER COMPANY. -331 13th rt. nw. Main 235. PAPER MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS. ANDREWS PAPER COMPANY. TS:v31 Kth at. nw. Main :i35. PAPER AND W00DENWARE. FltEEDMAN SONS. 618 K st. nw Main T33I. PIANCS AND PHONOGRAPHS. JUtXG PIANO COMPANY. Plater-llanos. 13th and G its. Main S36. PLUMBERS AND GASFITTERS. C.lSKt 4: CO Plumbert. btcamntteis snd Ttoofrn. 32CT Hth at. CoL 135. PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS. 3IODEL PIIINTINi; COMPANY. Rook ami Job Printing. 1135 Yi t nw. Nnrth IOI. PRINTUt DARLING tit. II I. "Painless ITiees." "Sign i.f the DetiL" TIC 1 th st Main 1T3. REAL ESTATE. JOHN F. DONOHOE A SON. 311 Pennsilianis aie. se. Uncoln M. JAMK- M. WOODWARD. T3 9th at. aw. Main Sett. CHAS. 8. .MUIR A CO.. REAL ESTATE. LOANS and Insunce. K,tatra csrcfoilr msnaged. M. CIS. 1103 N. V. aie. nw, JOHNSON'S FOREIGN AND A.'Ol ICA.N REAL .bTATC t;.fJIIA:M,r.. TJb i'j. aie M. 330. RUG REPAIRERS. E. A. BAUAN. A'ortheut cor. 17th and O stA startB att. :oooooooooooooooooooooaoooc "RADIATOR AND FENDER REPAIRS) ALBERT IHIUENSON. Cth snd D sts. sw. Main SET. RESTAURANTS. THE PURE FOOD 8HOP. 319 llth st. nw. Columbia, SW. SEA FOOD AND GAME. E. TlIOMtORDT. Center Msitet Onl. Msln SOITI SKIN AND SCALP SPECIALISTS. V. D. ROSEN. Room 303 4 Kenois Bldg. 31. in 33 SKIN SPECIALISTS. MRS. EUZAUETH DAV19. 3larixoello Sjftcm. T33 llth st. Main Jill. Mls- 3IARHARET SCHEETZE. Elee. Violet Raja. Facial and Scalp Trcatmeat. Hth and 13 its. nw. Mali ItC SHOE MAKERS. THE sllor. DOCTOIt. Shoes 3lad to Order. S13 E. Capitol at. SPECIALISTS. DR. HnK ELGIN. 1333 Pa are. nw. Mam 80 A DR. G. N. PATETTE. Kenois BUg.. llth and G sts. a. Msln SO. Ree. N. TTU. STATI0NERT & OFFICE SUPPLTEc C E. GOULD. Colorado Boriii'g. Main 1I STONE & GENERAL CONTRACTORS l. U CllRKE. 3IIS Proepect ate. nw. llrst 1010. LADIES' AS GEXTE' TAILORS. GEO. B. HUNT. Irjeirg. lVanto and Retvir.rg. Crenr Vermont are. and U at. P. IS. GIBSON. Iieiog. Cleaning. Altermg. TIJ T a. nw. North 13ST-1V. A. GOLDMAN. Cleaning. I'renMng and Altering. K3 B st. se. Un. IM-W. TATARS AND LMPOKTERS. s. J. SHEERS. Skirts Made to Order. -. EiperL CIS G st. Main He. TAILORS AND CLEANERS. TERRY BROS.. We Sieiabze in Alterations. tth and E. fapittl ett In CS. TAXICABS. iEL'EUAL TAXICAB COMPANY. S3 13th n. nw. Mali aim. UNDERTAKERS AND EaTBALMERS. FLOlD SMITH. Washington's Progresire Undertakrr. 33 H it nw. Lin. TIL w i. It A 1 s o N. Embalming a Specialty. SO FWide se. n. N. 4SU UAIt.NEs' L.NDEltTAKI.NG Est ABUSUMLN C. Ill IS ft. sw. Main 3300. ttOliEKT CAMPBELL. OS 3d at. iw. Main 3U. JAMES T. CLEMENTS SONS. 1311 Wisconsin are. nw. West 9M. Mlas RLTH 1MHNET. Llery for Hire. VJZ 3rd st. nw Mam 1T2 K. F. HlltlEl SONS. 1333 llth fct. nw. North SSL JOHN T. R11INES A CO. Virgints Licen-e. 901 3rd it sw Main. 194. W.lllll A THOMAS. 8X 3rd st. .. M.m ;;?. JOHN T STEWART. 30 H E ne. Lincoln 33 , VACUUJI APPARATUS. NATIONAL VACUUM l-ALKS COMPANY. 6th atyl D -4 nw. Main 11V- VACUUM CLEANERS. I Act N.l MLE-. CO.. lire I'th -t rw. North MO. WAGON BUILDERS. ACME W.li.o.N COMPANY. Mrel Bottom Pumii Wag-xia. 310 1innflTaais aie. nw. Main 13T3. WINDOW CLEANING. ACME WINImiW CLL.1.N1.NG CO. 731 G st nw. Mai- T191 WINDOW SHADES. KLLEBLATT S. Nonheart Comer of llth and n sts. ne. Uco,n 33-W. THE HADE SHOP. '3111 -t Mam 1STI. WINES AND LIQUORS. John morris, WO I St. nw. Nmh XIT M MORRIS. StX M v. nw. West CO" A. COLLI N.s. Famile Trade a SpecLiHT 2t llth It. nw N. (31. M. J MrHolliH. Slclaltr. Mrlbrook R)e Whiilej. 1303 It n. ne. Un. iCX O'H.INLON A 3ILRBAY. I3S1 Tth t. nw. North TO. A. E. IIEITZEI TXT ro nth st. Main 751. WILLIAM CANNON." 1333T Tth rt. nw. N'crth 533. COSTELLO'3. tth and G sts. nv. Main 6333. WILLIAM HALAM. Groceries 133T 13d st. West Ttt. MRS. N. Al. HAWKINS. 1310 til st. nw. West TC. &AMUEL W. HENRY. I9T 1". aie. nw. Main 1081. HISTORIC iSlloollAKER'Sl. ESTTABLISHEC ISol. THE bUOOSIAKER COMPANY. 1311 I St. 31am ill?. DENNIS J McCMlTHY. Erana Ruddliig., 1121 N. Y. aie. nw. Msia St: l. Mccormick. 33T Pa. me. r. Uncola 310. M. V. MORANT J)l I M it. nw.t West 111. P. F. NELLH AST 1X3 llth St. nw. North 13 and S3. i: l:ir-E.NFEU. SS li st. sw. Msln gzjo. XANDER A PLOUGET 131T Tth at nar. jterta t 1 .:-;sJae?.fea,VJ umK&3&&2$!! eje&S. ite&!te&&&&J2iM s . j-fTrt' i tt ??; y;