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HOLD FAST TO YOUM As ancient hoary-headed Time From out the chill of wintry rime Renews his youth each new-born Spring, And from his heart old age doth fling, And frisks about as full of cheer As tho' his years were but veneer, So too may we cast off our stress, And don the garb of Youthfulness, And do our own respective parts To hold the Spring-tide in our hearts. (owsht. Sil. The town of Rheims is again being shelled. It apears there is a home for the aged located there. Henry Chaplin has been made a peer by King George, whereas if it had been left to a vote of this free republic Charlie would have had the job. Today the Senate is expected to subscribe to the confession of the House that a portion of the Underwood tariff law is a failure. The Carranza government has offered the1 American expedition the use of the telegraph and telephone wires, reserving the right to pull them, no doubt. In Vienna the compulsory use of one-fifth corn in making bread is regarded as a hardship. Sone body ought to tell them what can be done by using all corn. Theodore Roosevelt, jr., has taken to public speaking. He had better be careful of what he says, for it is safe to say that a vigilant censor will be following him closely. The New York police arrested a youth whom] they found sitting on the curb, a long fishing-rod, in his hands, the line dangling in the gutter, and; an alarm clock and a cuspidor by his side. Crazy? No; college initiation, of course. Director General John Barrett, of the Pan-I \icrican Union, is conident that Mexico will straighten out its affairs and become a peaceful and powerful member of the Union. lie needn't hase gone to such lengths to prose his optimism.i 'The strike of the Toledo street car m1en ha.!, ended in a ictory for them. They- were out thir tPen days, during which time there was not a single case of disorder, a circumstance that doubt-. less had much to do with the granting of their( demands. That man out in California who can't make them authorities believe that he committed a big rob bery is at least no worse off than lots of men who are locked up and can't make the authoriti - believe their protestations of innocence. (rmany, it is announced, will deny all re sponsibility for the damage to the Sussex, but if the denial is expected to carry weight it should' be accompanied by an explanation of how the submarines happened to miss the ship. Col. Roosevelt's enemies are saying a lot of hard things about him since he began to reach for the nomination, but when Col. Henry Watter son comes out and declares that if he became President he would Mexicanize the United States,1 it is time to pause and look the situation over. Word comes from Connecticut that the Eng lsh starling, a harmless grub-eating bird when imported to this country in 18go, has become pred story and is not only driving away natise song sters, but is eating all the fruit in sight. Since they can't be transported, the situation would seem, to call for another note. A Massachusetts girl has just married a mian to whom she was engaged before it was discov ered that he was possessed of a dual personality, acquired by reading "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." * which caused him to terrorize women, and finally landed him in jail. It is to be hoped that she has picked the right' man and doesn't find herself a bigamist. The menu for the annual banquet of the So ciety of Restauranteurs of New York is to be printed in linglisht, to show the public that whenl restaurant men are their own hosts they find the English language fully capable of designating the various dishes. But if the restaurant men had1 * to pay by the portion, they would demand some frifls to convince them that the food was worth the price. Mdgpietures of the Johnson-Willard fight ar ai o hv entrw on a screen in jCanada and then photographed from this side of the border, thus evading the law of the United Sm. p Utagthe bnportaion of przefgh hasin er &efr transportation from State to State. LIt M eeraily appear that the ingenuity of .plgpicture mna has triumphed over the KU n if*i is true prige-fight pictures may be a-o is a State ia which the laws do nt' heims. Whether ist*ge Is 5didw I th bdiad 1te wUt9a etapIegs for as isurenae of was" s a espe that waimpt be aswered satisfae' efy to bh thetea..psaies as|a the asas though is a matter of fact the ierest of the forte in :he outcome of the onatrovesy is not so great is that of the pablie b ih,f the ont of he men prevail, must pay, in increased for :ansportation, aost. of the $ooodoooo year which it is represented will be added to the operat ng expenses of the roads. Por it' is generally :onceded, by all but the confirmed railroad baiters, hat the roads cannot be operated profitably under my additional burdens. The public therefore should be keenly interested in the arguments and tatistics presented on either side of the con roversy. While it is generally known that railway em loyes are among the best paid of American wage-earners a statement concerning wages, just ssued by the Baltimore and Ohio. Railroad Com. >any, will doubtless surprise the majority of those who read it. Figures tacen from its pay roll for he month of October, 195, representing the wages received by the five highest paid employes n the different classes of service on the Balti nore division, show that five locomotive engi leers in passenger service earned from $239.50 to ;201.5o for the month; freight engineers from 2t3.8o to $187.65; yard engineers from $165.45 to ;147.50; passenger conductors from $179.05 to ;r70.90; freight conductors from $174.50 to $150.30; and yard conductors from $137.15 to $130. This :xample of the compensation commanded by the nost efficient servants of one road can no doubt >e equalled or excelled by most of the other lines is is indicated by figures taken from the annual cport of the Interstate Commerce Commission or 1914, the last year for which statistics are available. These show that the average yearly ay of the 309,000 employes of railroads who are tow demanding increases was $1,253.37, while the average pay of the 1,381,ooo other employes not isking an increase was $684.78. The average year. y earnings of engineers was $1,771.80; firemen, 1r.037.49; conductors, $1,533.62, and other train nen, $1,023.26. The average of all wage-earners n the United States, according to government -eports, is $55o a year. It will not be denied that the duties of railroad miploycs, the trainmen especially, are exacting and less conducive to health and happiness than he work required of many other classes of wage arners; but it is quite evident that these condi ions have been considered in the adjustment of heir compensation. It may be asserted that any lumber of artisans or even clerks would gladly hange places with the railroad men and endure ill their discomforts in consideration of the ligher wages, but that would be beside the ques ion. The broad question involved in their de nands for increased wages is whether the service hey render the public is worth more than the :helic is now paying them. Of every dollar ).id by the people for railroad transportation 63 ents. it is estinated, goes to labor, and the -ilroads are positive in their contention that if he employes are to receive more, then more dol ar, moust be added to their revenues. Incidentally the lawmakers who are insesti ,ating the subject of compensation paid by the oscrnient to the employes in its Civil Service nax well take herd of the steady advance in rail oad wages that, keeping pace with the rising ost of living, has carried them to the present tandard, while salaries of workers for the gov ninment have renfained stationary for thirty years r more. The clerks can scarcely contemplate without envy the scale of wages of the rathu.,d nen, who now are demanding more. Booming the Government's Business. That a thing is not good because it has not >een done before is a theory which the Wash ngton City Postoffice, most progressive of all tovernment institutions, scornfully rejects. Last rear it made the citizens, accustomed only to ime-honored governmental customs and routine, it up and rub their eyes with the placarded LdmonitiOn to "shop and mail early for Christ nas;" and now the sight of Uncle Sam's motor nail cars scurrying about the city with the mperative command, "Save Time; Get a Mail Box," flaring from their sides affords another mall sensation. And why not? It will save no .rd of time in the course of a year if every iousehold upon which the postman makes fre lucnt calls equips itself with a rnail box, so that ic need not wait and may make big deliveries 'ven when there is "nobody home." Besides, it v'ill be a good thing for the mtakers of mail boxes. Aind how are the people going to know that he government wants them to get miail boxes fthe government doesn't tell themt so? And why should progress in the government eivice be limited to the WVashington Postoffice? We don't believe that it will be, and arc daily catching the Treasury Department for some such ign as this over the portals: "Why Carry That Roll of Worn and Dirty Bills Around, When scientists Warn You That They Breed Germs? Drop in and Get One of Our Crisp New Ten. lollar Notes in Exchange for Thenm; They Are f'ours While They Last." Also we may expect secretary Houston to fling to the breeze this in ritation: "Try an Assortment of Our Guaranteed iarden Seeds; Nothing Like Them Since Pastor itmith's Miracle Whcat; Consult Your Congress nan for Terms." And the Patent Office might Irum up a little business with this: "Don't Dc ay! Take Out a Patent on That Combination loupon Clipper and Fly Swatter Before Another Enriches Himself Through the Product of Youtr jeniuls. There is really no end to the possibilities for naking the government's business hoom. 'The Ntashington City Postoffice may, have imitators, tat the people of the Capital will not permit it o be robbed of its famse as' pismer lathe hud owth Adratie coast, went ais tterview him. Lieut. Slugule is a t Atsi aring officer-energetic, broad ssoare jawed and with strong lines in ris "Our submarines," Lieut. Singule, "like those -of the Germans,, we achieved wonderful success. You have asked me if the torpedo is a sure, unfailing instrument that always reaches the spot at wich it has been aimed, It is be cause of that question that .1 reply that every thing depends on luck-luck on every side and at every turn. However perfect the torpedo may be, the alightest mishap brings failure. A drop of olit i c te mechanism ,may be the cause s of delaying the launching of the projectile, and this loss of time may bring failure." When asked regarding some of his own per soqal experiences and exploits, Lieut. Singule t said: "We were out recently for a whole month and never even got a glimpse of the enemy. Finally we met a cruiser of the type of the Liverpool, and with a great deal of enthusiasm we prepared to torpedo the ship. hut our joy was soon dispelled when we siiscovered that the t cruiser was being convoyed from the Drina Gull t to Brindisi by a flotilla of torpedo boat destroyers. t Our presence was discovered by them and they chased us until night came. "However, our big day was when we sank the proud Giuseppe Garibaldi. It was the purpose t of the Italians to bombard Gravossa, and the g Italian fleet was nearing our coast. At that t time one of our general staff said to me: 'If one of our U-boats should at this time chance to be in that vicinity I think we would see some thing big happen. "I immediately went to work to carry out his wish. I soon sighted the Giuseppe Garibaldi a and at a distance of 6oo meters fired two tor- r pedoes. Both hit the mark and hundreds of her crew went to their death. The torpedo boat de stroyers which accompanied the Garibaldi I was, of course, unable to follow, and they eluded me. s When our submarine came to the surface and I looked through the periscope the water was dotted with wreckage. "You ask me about the crew. Every man among them is efficient. The men make every sacrifice and they are deserving of all praise. It must not be forgotten that the work of a sub- r marine crew is the most dangerous in the service, i and the safety of the men lies entirely in the hands of their commander. They themselves see nothing and know nothing of what is going on. Their duty is to obey orders. "They are four hours on duty, followed by an hour's rest, but often they have to do without r the rest. And, of course, when we are out for a some length of time it means much inconvenience r and discomfort. There is no means of observing I cleanliness or changing clothes, and we have to snatch a bite to eat whenever we can. We hale no cook. One of the crew prepares the meals and we have to be content with what he serves to us. Our work is dangerous, but if attend-d with success we forget all about the sacrifices and the hardships."-New York Herald. The Right Kind of Inmigrants. Granting the effectiveness of the Burnett bill as a measure of restriction, it does not follow that it will achieve the ends which alone can - justify a restrictive policy. W4e do not want in ferior peoples added to our stock; we already I have enough of the stupid and inefficient. But the illiteracy of the minor Slavic races offers not the slightest proof of congenital inferiority. It implies poverty and oppression, but nothing could he more absurd than to make a disgrace out of these misfortunes. \X e do not want the un assimilable. But those stocks that are ground down by alien oppressin. held in hopeless poverty and ignorance, are not the ones that will longest cherish loyalty to their countries of origin. It is the English, Germans and French. not the Slovaks. Ruthenians and Lithuanians, who remain attached to their home land into the third gene- t ration. We do not want our labor market mniped by a huge influx of competitive labor. But thei intnigrants from the lesser Slavic nations are not I as a rule competitors of the native-born Anieri cans. They flow to the construction and mining z camps and perform the rough labor that must t be got out of the way before opportunities emerge for the American horn to make comfortable liv ings. We can easily have too tnuch of this kind e of labor, as we can have too little of it. We can . have too much of it in one part of the country 1 and too little in another. And this points to the r chief defect of the Burnett bill. It aims to re- e strict immigration, when there is very little reason I for believing that restriction as a permanent policy is desirable. It makes no attempt whltatei er to regulate immigration according to the general t economic condition of the country or to dis tribute it according to local needs.-The New Republic. - Death Toll of the Industries. F "The United States," says Arthur Williams, R president of the American Museum of Safety, "is It continually waging a bloody war within its own t borders, a war in which the casualties amount to t 35,ooo lives each year and in which the total number of wounded annually is r,;0o,o00. It sounds more like the returns from the battlefields of Europe, but in reality it is the number of workers killed and injured every year in our American industries. "In a sense it is not unlike a great struggle in which men are constantly attacking massive C steel machinery, vast destructive forces harnessed by science and huge grinding wheels speeded to the utmost. It is appalling when we stop to con sider 35,000 wiped out every year in times of v peace. This would constitute an entire division i of the army, or, in other words, the whole Na tional Guard of New York State with cxsry unitt recruited to war strength. "In two years it would more thant equal alla of the Union soldiers killed in battle dutring the I civil war. The number of workmen injured an nually, i,590,9oo, is still more appalling, for this nutmbe- of cripples, if left whole and sounid, would constitute a force sufficient to render tihe United States free from invasion from any nation in ~ the world. "Although the American Museum of Safety h is an institution of peace, we believe that through r making industry safer and conserving our re sources in imen we are achieving a grea.t deal to ward preparedness. Thme museuni is nouw plan- r fling the third National Safety Expos.ition, which , will take place in New York May 22-2. Amongt the prominent men who have promised their back ing to the exposition are Gov. Whitman,. Mayor11 Mitchel Thomas A. Edison, and Geni. Leonard C Wood."-New York World. - Pseauts ad Paelda==.s A paper in Alabama announces that. that n State this year will produce nearly a.. large a peanut crop as did the entire South tifteen or C twenty years ago. And as further evidence of E crop developments we have to note that the pro duction of peanut politicians in a single State isj now nearly as large as the whole national product fifty years ago.--Providence Journal.t Senator Borah also refuses to permiit the use'tl of his name on a Presidential primary hatllot. n, fact, no man of really Presidential size has been: willing to allow his name to go on a primtary bal-a lot m any State in the Unioa and the Presiden-J tial tvhas becomne -the snost discredited J5~S9ni hi otaa ohertie.-pr64 Nbtah- bp feiai ~ s Le~e m 1d by the There were soon lands enough and to pare out of which to sh. small gifts t the freedamen without sattfe of 1 aim en the part of their new masters. n Mississippi, before the work of the arpet beggeri was done, ix hundred nd forty thousand seres of land had en forfeited for tanes. twenty per snt of the total screasS of the State. The state tax levy for 1171 was four Imes as great as the levy for 213 had eon; that for 11 eight times as great; hat for 1874 fourteen times. The im overished planters could not carry the stolerable burden of taxes. and gave heir lands up to be sold by the sheriff. There were few who ceuld buy. The snds lay waste and neglected or were arcelled out at nominal rates among he negroes. In South Carolina the taxes of 1f1 agregated $2,000,000 as against a total f $400,000 in 1110, though the taxable alues of the State were but $1t4,j00,000 t 1871 and had been $o,000,000 in 1610. There were soon lands to be had for the sking wherever the tax gatherer of the ew governments had pressed his claims., he assessed valuation of property in the , ty of New Orleans sank, during the i ight years of carpet-bag rule, from 146,71870 to $18,618,U0. Four years and half of "reconstruction" cost Louisiana l06,020.387. The demoralisation of affairs in Louis ina had begun in 1N2, when General lutler took possession of the city of few Orleans. The rich spoils of the place ad proved too much for the principles f the men intrusted with the manage ent of her affairs in times when law ram silent; and the political adventurers rho came out of the North to take harge of the new government set up! nder Mr. Stevens's plan of reconstruc ,on found the work they had come to o already begun. Taxes, of course, did not suffice. Enor ous debts were piled up to satisfy the dventurers. The cases of Louisiana and outh Carolina were no doubt the worst, ut other States suffered in proportion o the opportunities they afforded for afe depredation. In RlJ the debt of South Carolina had en ,S,.000; in 1872 it was nearly The Herald's Army a Latest and Most Complete News of in Wash By E. B. JOHNS. The President. it is understood, will e asked to issue an order allowing lerks who will attend the summer mill try training camp, vacations with full a'. This request will come from the lattsbur.: Association. which is mak ig a campaign to wcure similar ar iangements with the large concerns ir, 11 of the cities. The Washiggton bust esa men will also be canvassed by the lattsburgers for the same purpose Just at present the Plattshurg organi tion, which is developing into one of ie strongest national defense societies. giving is attention to New York and hicago. From these two large cities is able to reach many of the other ties. where the large concerns have ran-hes. Last week practically all of se Ni w York banks decided to give heir Plattsburg military students va ations with full pay during the camp. t is understood that the Plattshurg immittees are taking up different con erns by classes so that competitors in ny line of business will be on the same asis. The mosement has grown to such an xtent that it will he difficult to secure istructors from the army with such a irge force on the border and in Mexico. he prospects are that the number of 1attsburg students will be limited on eount of the scarcity of regular army istruetion. The Plattsurg Association insisting that it will be a waste of me for the students to go to camp un as they can secure regular army offi ers and noncommissioned officers to act s Instructors. That the chief of Naval operations be I iven the rank of admiral and authority > sign orders like bureau chiefs was scommended by Secretary Daniels in the iurse of his hearings before thy- House ommittee on Naval Affairs. Aside from rging the early consideration and asage of the department's naval per -nnel bill the Secretary asked the com ittee to report out some legislation hich would give the navy an immediate (crease in the number of engineering f'cers and aviators. le thinks that is should be dote hy opening the line1 fthe navy to civilian engineers and viators. While the engineers and the1 viators would be commissioned in thei ne It would be provided that they be1 pt on engineering and aviation duty. 1 F'or this purpose he would create thirty acancies in the line annually for teni ears which would be fitted by civilians1 ho could qualify for engineering duty. he standard of examination should be xed so that the navy could secure lgh elass eiilian engineers. The same rvision the iSecretary rgted should be tde for aviators creating tw.senty-five acancies annually for ten years. The Secretary in making his recoin endations for an in rease In the enlistedi trength of the navy frankly admitted 1 iat he had changed his mind sInce hei rote his last annual report. Hte raised is ncrease itn the number of enlisted ten by 2,200. Miss Theadora Hloothi. daughter of Bal gton Booth. organizer of the Amerlean I svation Armiy, has become Interested in ie question of national defense and is aking an effort to organize the "Girls' ational Guard." She has already re ived moat encouraging letters from resident Wilson. MajS. ten. Leonard rood and eighteen governors of State ins Booth aays' "We pray that there ill be no war, hut if it should come and au men are called to the front the toght of unprotected women and chil rn need not be added to your burdens. here should be a corps of girls who and ready to take care of them and semseves" The United States collier Maumsee bas rilved at the New York navy yard from are Island after being towed 4,000 miles Sthe collier Prom~etheus under the com ad of Commander Franklin D. Karn. hi tOW was a tlever piece of weth and S - hS aeget on record. W t41 Ete Puser[u thvimgb aDrD Syndietre. r Harper " .dtr~ te Wgwspawei' Urdltit) net by .se.espier whts er in [rest. $l u0e, The debt of Lesisiana " I3 ad been between Big sad seven ailoes; o 1822 it was Where the new acted with les h55uraos and hemntty eo With saenlr 'esouroes at hand, debts grew eers lowly. but the methods of spobeaton were everywhere mush the same: sad with the rise of debts went always the lisappearance of sl assets wherewith : pay them. Treasuries were swept clean. Immense [rants were made in aid of public works which were never completed, sometimes tot even begun. Railways were sub 'idised. and the subsidies, by one device or another, converted into outright gifts. which went into the pockets of those who had procured them, not into the >ullding or equipment of the road. A vast burden of debt was piled up or coming generations to carry; the ,resent generation was much too poor .o pay anything. The real figures of the ruin wrought to man could get at. It was not to be ixpressed in state taxes or state debts. Phe increase in the expenditure and in lebtedness of counties and towns, of school districts and cities, represented in aggregate greater even than that of he ruinous sums which had drained the reasuries and mortgaged the resources it the governments of the States; and nen saw with their own eyes what was roing on at their own doors. What was afoot at the capitals of their States they only read of in the news tapers or heard retailed in the gossip of the street, but the affairs of their own rillages and country-eides they sew oor 'upted. mismanaged, made base use of ender their very eyes. There the negroes themselves were the office holders, men who could not so nuch as write their names and who, mew none of the uses of authority ex 'ept its insolence. It was there that the policy of the ongressional leaders wrought its per 'ect work of fear. demoralization, dia lust, and social revolution. Tommrrow: The Teeure ef Offtice Act. Ad Navy Department Service and Personnel Published ngton. The Maumee was without engines, as hey are to be placed in her at the navy ard. where they have been constructed. fhe Prometheus pulled her tow through he aster at a speed of fifteen knots on he trip from Colon to New York. A reat I:-inch Manila hawser was used, end the entire trip was made without ac -ident. A company of United States Marines, killed In high altitude gunner). has >een atta hed to the advance base 'rigade of the l'nit'd States Marine 'orps and will be known as the Anti-Air -raft Gun Company. This Is the first zero defense company organized in the biarine Corps. Among the ofticers who registered at he W ar Department were Col Warren Newcomb. retired: Lieut. Col. P. :eiler. engineers, and 1eut. W. E. iawsin. infantry. Dommestie Industrial Resourees. An example of the advantage of en 'ouraging the domestic facilities of mu iltions manufacture is afforded in the orespondence which has been ex -hanged between the president of the In Pont Company and Senator Under vood The latter took exception to the retivities of that firm or its represents Ives at attempting to influence Congres ional action against the proposals ir tending legislation "looking to the goy rmment securing a supply of nitrogen Pierre S du Pont states that there has teen nothing in its action or attitude to ustify senatorial criticism and that its ibject has been to assist in legislation which will "make it possible for the Sec etary of War, In conjunction with a suitable board of engineers, to grant cater power rights for the production if nitric acid under certain conditions. be pending bill giving the du Pont Con >any no rights that are not open for ar luisition by other citizens with inti rfer nee in no way with the development of my other source of supply nor with an) ther project proposed. tncidentally. it is interesting to observe hat in October. 1914. when the first de nandls for powder came from abroad. he dui Pont Company tard espality to nanufacture military explosives amount ng to Ii,tf00.0 pound. per annum; of his capacity about 50 per cetnt had re nained idle for fl-e nears. owing to the ictiv ities In mnanufseture of the govern nent. These unused facilities have been iith'rto revealed in the bearing-, before he military- and naval commitittees.I rhey were suppowd to be si ailable for rovernment tires int time of emergency nd might he regarded as a valuabie aset. It could hardly be cxper-led, how .vr. that any company would go to the xperse of maintaining valuable prop 'rty and machinery in idleness. and 'it s now announced that this surplus ca sacity was about io be abandoned, ow rg to the discouraging outlook for urther government orders. Ntow. In view of the contracts retcivad rom the warring Eurroprenn lpowers. the lu Pont Company is manufacturing at .n output of 75.000t.000 pounds per an um, and, it is idded. "every pound of naterial necessary for- this nast produrc ion finds it source in our own UnIted itates excepting one item alone, nitrate.' ARMY ORDERS. The ne of Cspt. Fitsauh Le 1ird t'a. Ir. al-de-eamrp.i tafriasdo the tiat of fitess ct-chted fromt their rper commaads, suibwjt he tprosisionis of the act of Cores approved tstct ., 1911. t. take efact M. 1. 1914. ail rthe ams of Capt. PosefI Claytoni. tGeisra: Mtatt. I. move~d thsefm. te take effect May S. 1L spt. Claytn is relieed as a member of the lea rat 5Lt ('w'tu Lesee of absaee for ta-o minthts is ?rrntedl tapt. ohn A. Fatr. Qnaartenz rter Ceet Chapua Mt'ton 0, Beebe. tilitd astae armi, macentlyaisnted with mak ftno Mii; 4. 11t. eamaseed to the Twelfth ('asairy. Hes arill re t ts the eomse. odlsor. Je~ersa ar sks, Me., en er shot Mar 5. 1tt. for tem mssrarr for pede set esceding tsre say mess fats samsh t. at Ssert ts s IV. . ~... .-L iea .. am A bmaa imejist may onead. Wae en, . as P sa esses hlua g! WAY aos ra m as t an ha. -uel .e- agi ssi a we .e s 1e et aer in wesi. With ha was Pearl W~ie has et sal we the sr beast at r be "-d~t Saet but MS.Ia deem'~t haie .o~b" ~ toNto doep M~Y to wwry aseet aem Utti t~as a S Uame. Aoeebag to a esade Itory ia a W.O.t-It-Whis-It's am ewsPaper, Mura4 I--m ty after get lag hi. Age emales, smade a kinlag to Victora OIL wich has este ia OWa. Lod Weft Virginia. Re was b'ee usd by an sorts of steek talesme at ah ClariMe after the aght but instead of taking their tha-be tipped them to buy the oil stoek. New a- salessen want to know where he get him Wall street eseeatoa. They woali Ike to be edueated theme..ves. Moran stages a reptica of C. D. GOW mon's picture "The Champios" every afternoon on Fifth aveene. He walks Jp and down the tboroughfare at parade time and the crowds drop in behind him folow and to admire. He is a sar star-tier in his brown spring over coat, brown derby, tan shoes. and peart handled walking stick. There has been opened up on Broad way, near Forty-second street, a new store.- On the window i the sin, 'u. run. fun Imitation bed bugs for sa here. -Nothing else Is said in the place and the proprietor says that he has been n business three week, and has made a Fair pront-onsidering the high rentals an Broadway. Ost ar Hammerstein. from his new fmces over the candy store, now wat- has be corner which his genius made famous. in the o14 Hammerstein theater site the iew Rialto Theater has appeared but 3scar and hi, farous high hat are persona non grata. He ic now cuing the owners to a'namre lis ofiees in the building. For years Uarnmerstein both worked and lived in vis theater. When he turned over the property to the new management. he re merted for himself a suite of ofmces on the third floor Now he discov ers that even if be gets the oftrer, the hush electric sign on the building is directly in front of his window' And he has been informed that te cannot strew the place with models of to mventions or-most harrowing hard hip of as-make his own etgar. He ighs for the palmy days of the drama It was bound to come sooner or later. age are writing to newspapers that hey notice this fellow Villa has a lot of places down on Long Island. hie towmanding oma f that pan tor duy - :Jy furthr odaa,. Iame of aae! for e monh mse, dWse rated lAeut. Ci. Rt aid C. beal.. lia is IAate of aleon far Ow ,, Is sreated C. Board iharpt '-sited Htates army. ratol First Leut. Barry Goast, seatoa eor. an eal Corps. is reelsed ritm ha aria at Port ham HouasMto. 'm. a.nd will gmed to S. Hero. CaL. and repst in prea' to -the am .anding o'mer. Mtial Crpe Alitan oet, Tor aa.4me.nt to duty. Caps Jam a 4 w. ah Ordamse Dwartm.et .111 pa--d to has Asatoat. TeL. and eve to A. ennim.adtg smerJ. osas Deasrtment. or i.ty .a assstant to the atdesm ar d that ieprtaunl The tmene dble" is --m---.,7 in Aie military rais. Lit.. ' Ch01 ner a. abei Q meterm -rtn. will tresed to Uhe Per Royal lamness Repot. Freet Royal. Va.. ea er sea ApI f. 314 as omnr bur=- porain to the Qu smaaer Corp, and Ms he -n W*aa at this ht) will turs to his Pser nation. NAVAL 01DERS. loEirlN's OF VtstA Baltinmoe. .ied for Petamwouth A . AprC Binmuarr.n aaled for New Yat Apri 9: ' amred at Cristo.al. Ati: r, C.m artsed at IStsbal. April -: - at (rma.l Aprl O. C. asmed at 'imts.' April 9 cat'imt. ,r-ised at Anitom. ttt '' Itenver arrived at new Bla. Aeivl S GaJ'aesr, amaed at Scast.. Awl 1: ta-er, sleed tI. Masaa.. Awt. 1. HsamaaaL, .tled for New Odiena An' Hyiter srined at iRampton Roads. Ar11 9. Jarn, ailed for Fan t.an. Al-.' t: Jouett. ammed au Phladelphia, tmL S Kearrsarg .red "t Bosom. 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