The Washington herald. [volume], January 08, 1918, Page 8, Image 8

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MERRY WIT OF THE HERALD'S CARTOONISTS
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BY CONDO
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Frecklt?e and Hi? Friends
NO HOPE FOR FRECKLES.
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TOM SAWYER -AND HUCKLEBERRY FINN
Co-medi*-* of Camp Meade
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Pathetic Figvet: A Young Man Trying to Enjoy His Morning
Skate While the Truant Officer Is Waiting for Hun to Come in
By FONT/UNE FOX.
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*m*]aeat, eufunei. that we ?raaaVrr tk??e t?. lad?. They ?h?w w?a- Br Panu?oa of tie Rut? of Samuel L. Clemen? and the Mai? Twain Com pan?. ?iopyrijrht. ?1?. br the Mark T??in Oo-ran?
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RregMgLCg^ SLEEP OVER
SQUIRREL FOOD
IT'S A WONDER BENNY DIDN'T ?ASK FOR A TOOTHPICK. TOO.
By AHERN
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?who usev? tu oov?ttu?? ?*?
She?? IMI??m tue n J.h.
A new maid from the country had
been engaged, and her mistress, who
?red tat a 1?? house, waa showing
Mary Ellen round tbe vano?? rooms
SUM instructing ber In her ???ties. At
laat they reached the beat room,
where the valuable picture? were
awat
"Now." ?aid the lady to tbe serv-;
ant, aa tbey pa??ed before tan ??-,
??aJT. row of masculine portraits,
"yon muat be very careful when dust
ing tn eue. They are all old ma?ter?."
Mary's law fell and an awe?track j
look cam? over her face.
"I??r'. mum!" ?be gasped, "who'd
?ver 'ar? thought that y??*? been
marri??, all the?? times?"
?arrie, ?f Tamth.
A little girl remarked to her mamma
I.?? ?are The Klag.
The story ot the rival bootmakers
which appeared recently 1? matched
by another which concerns two rival
sauaagemakera. They lived on oppo
site side? of a certain street, and one
day one of them placed over his shop
the legend:
"We sell sausages to th? gentry and
nobility of the county."
The next day, over the way, ap
peared the, sign:
"Wa ?ell sausages to the gentry
and nobility of the whole country."
, Kot to be outdone, the rival put up
what be evidently regarded a? a final
statement, namely: ,
"We sell sausages to the King."
Next day there appeared over the
door*'of the aecond sausagen?_er the |
simple expression of lo*??lty:
"God save the King."
???las at Home.
A Jersey man of a benevolent tarn
r?? going to bed, "I am not afraid of ? of mind ?encountered a small boy in
the dark." > tie neighborhood who gave evidence
??No. of coure?> not,"* replied her' of having emerged from a severe bat
mamma. ! tie.
r waa a little afraid once when I ' **I am sorry." said ehe man, *?'to aee
weat into tbe pantry to get j cu Ut." 11 tat you. have a black eye, Sammy."
?What .?era, voo mtrm'ut e,r~* I -aa*a?-?..??? ???-? ????
:
~ftaet were you afraid of
? wa? afraid I couldn't Hod tb?
Wlvereupon Sammy retorted:
'?afo-j a? home and be ?orr-y for your G
own Uttl? boy?b?'? got two.
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