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THE^rHERALD PUBLISHED EVERY MORNING BY The Washington Herald Company, 4-15-437-439 Eleventh Street. Phone Miin 3300 CLINTON T. BRAINARD.President and Publisher I ..UtK.N REPHESEXTATIVESi THE BECKVVITH KPECIAJ. AGENCT. New York. Tribun? Building; Chicago. Tribune Building; at. Loul?. Third National Dunk Building; Detroit. Ford Building. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY CARRIER: Billy and Sunday, 30 cents per month; SI.CD per year. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY MAIL: Dally and Sunday. ?5 cent? per month; SS.00 per year. Dally only, 15 rent? per month; $4.00 per year. Entered at the po?tnfftce at Washington. D. C.. a? ?eeond-claes mall matter. TUESDAY. SEPTE.MBER 10, 1918. The Twentieth Century Battle of Waterloo. The eye? of the world are on the American army. The hopes of the allies rest in the American army. The ultimate defeat of Germany will be accomplished by the American army. This is not an American boast, but a fact conceded by our allies. How will our forces defeat the enemy? The larger element of war is a conflict of uncertainties. True, the present allied offensive was carefully planned before undertaken, but each day's progress determines the succeeding day's tactics. Our commanders know to day what they hope to do next week, yet they will not know until next ? erk whether or not their plans will materialize fully. So our leaders will continue to plan, military experts will con tinue to predict while the public follows each day's battling expectant and waiting, but always confident of the final result. An American army fighting on or around the old Waterloo bat tlefield is more of a probability than a looming possibility as the near future of the war is analyzed. Directly bearing on this Twen tieth century Waterloo is an innocent looking bit of latest news from abroad that the Germans are quietly preparing for the last of the big stands east of Mons. This name and that of the Forest of Soignics and Jemappes are recalled as names immediately connected with the Waterloo of 181.?;. The present outlook is that British and Americans, who are now fighting with equal valor in the northernmost sector of the long buttle line, are heading toward Mons. Douai and Cambrai are the base of a triangle of which Mons is the apex. Staff officer? here yesterday who look already at the picturesque of the last fights in Belgium, predicted that the British and Americans will'eventually pursue the Germans toward Mons and will do there what the British did to the Hindenburg line switch at Qucant. Tn the way of prediction it was remembered here yesterday that during the first month 01 the war one of the old-time staff officers of O'ir army declared that as Belgium, as usual, was to be the cock pit 01 Europe, one at least of the deciding, if not the decisive, battles was to be expected at or near Waterloo. It is an interesting opinion. History does repeat itself. If it docs in this event the decision can now be calculated by an Amer ican army of 4.000.000 with *|X),ooo,ooo Americans supporting it. Frank A. Vanderlip. \s a result of the consolidation of the war savings and liberty loan organizations of the Treasury Department as one organization to handle all government credits, Frank A. Vanderlip, who has headed the war sa\ings and thrift stamp campaigns and the organization tor the sale of these government securities, is to retire from public service and return to the National City Bank of New York. The term war savings and Frank A. Vanderlip are synonomous. Think of one and you must associate the other. Measure the worth .nd you ha\e the worth of the other. Give credit to one as a tremendous war-winning scheme and you give credit to the other. And what is the worth of W. S. S.? Financi.tlly, it has been ,135.07 to date. Numerically, we estimate it as being the United States, or n-;,ooo,ooo people, if not directly so, certainly in directly. Patriotically, we regard the W. S. S. idea as one huge contributing factor toward winning the war; a factor which assisted in welding our nation into one inseparable unit and has taught our' wasteful slves our first sound lesson in thrift, a lesson which we will not forget alter the war. The nation cannot permit Mr. Vanderlip to retire from public service without an expression ot its admiration and indebi - for ,.;s and patriotism. Food That Harms. Scurvy is a dis case produced by improper or unsuitable food. Many years ago it was o? frequent occurrence among sailors at se.-: Now it is a comparatively rare disease, thanks to better pro visions and better methods in issuing food supplies. The symptoms arc swelling, spongincss and bleeding of the gums. The teeth become loose and frequently fall out. The breath is foul and the tongue swollen. The skin becomes dry and scaly. Small dark spots known as hemorrhage? occur under the skin. first on the legs and then on ;he arms and other parts of the body. Bleeding from the nose frequently occurs and swelling about the rnklrs is common. The skin 01 the legs is frequently discolored in large blotches and there is often a peculiar hardness of the muscles of the calf of the leg. The complexion is frequently of a greenish or dirty-yellow hue. The pulse is rapid and weak. There may or may not be slight fever. In severe cases debility and emaciation are quite marked.' The min ? wanders ard occasionally there is wild delirium. Prevention and treatment both consist almost wholly in a change of diet. Give fresh vegetables, fresh milk, fresh beef, oranges, lemons, limes or lime juice. Hemcmber the Twelfth?and register! Tipe Kaiser has changed his tune to that of "snece: i.'ui defense." Some U. S. Senator? have found a new way to help the Kaiser?by trying to shield slacker? from round-ups. The sort of "war bit" to do i? to do your war work a bit better.today than you did it yesterday. To the "yellow-dog ' kennel with those profiteers who seek to pass their war taxes on to the public via the cost of living! The much vaunted efficiency of the German armic? i? well dis playc?l in their retreating operations. Nothing, apparently, can halt them when once they are headed toward the rear. Hun? have again spread disease on tooth and shaving brushes, doctored in their laboratories and distributed surreptitiously in allied countries. Science fights with the germ in GERMany. The flour trust protests to Hoover because small country millers are making more profit per barrel than the big fellows. Isn't that just like the old hog which always squeals when a little runt of a pig gets into the trough! Chemin Des Dames. What ladies with high, powdered tress And fluttering fan and vivid stain Of red on cheek, and wide-hooped dress, Did use to pace down Ladies' Lane? What lovers, most importunate. Did quarrel for their smile?a gain Which ne'i r could equalled be by fate, Except in walks down Ladies' Lane? What duels fought 'twixt Jean and Paul Because high-rouged Madame did deign. What trippings after life's gay call Adown the poplared Ladies' Lane! What dalliance, now, oh, Ludendorff Is thine above the river Aisne? Oh, German, is the going rough To Weltmacht by the Ladies' Lane? ?Fiom New V'ork Evening Post. Two kinds of peace may follow this war?after the Germans are beaten. That Is, one kind or the other may result, or parts of each kind. The kjnd of peace we hear much about these days Is "dictated" peace, the kind the Germane will have to accept n" matter how much they may rebel In their heart? against it. The other kind Is the "negotiated" peace. Negotiated reace may be dic tated to some extent, but on the whole it is supposed to leave the enemy in a better fram? of mind than the other. Just now the impression , prevails at the Capitol that the Republican party is very much committed to the dictated kind. This Impression gath ers force by a careful perusal of Sen ator Lodge's speech and Representa tive Fes?' statement. The Democratic party has not com mitted Itself definitely save as its leader. President Wilson, has spoken on peace matters. But the Repub licans think the Democrats favor a negotiated peace. At least they pre fer to credit the Democratic s party with favoring this variety. However right or wrong the politi-" cal leaders are in the Republican ranks, the fact remains that no auch charge can lio long against the party In power. The Democratic party is. committed to a vigorous prosecution of the war to a victorious end. And not until victory Is attained, so the Democrats insist, can any peace pro posals be accepted?and when that time cornea, they ?rgue, the enemy will be glad to talk almost any kind of peace, dictated or otherwise^ and may not be able to resent bffgjrrog any proposals that may be made toward peace. The danger Is, though, that a half defeated enemy may make propos als seriously, on behalf of the peo ple of Germany and Austria, which will warrant us pausing a moment to consider them. The Republicans think the "arch pacifism" In Presi dent Wilson will crowd itself to the surface then and that he may work toward a peace which will not be as conclusive as they want. This leads us straight to the heart of the possible difficulty of peace-making?the fundemental dif ficulty 'which may be encountered some day sooner than we realize. The whole question Is "Will the Central Powers be less apt to set the world afire again if every term of peace Is forced upon them?" If not. some of our law-makers think, the peace that comes had better be "negotiated" to ?orne ex tent. If the enemy Is compelled to ac cept the "dictated" peace only to nurture a viper In his bosom to some day twin loese upon the world, when he has r ero ve red from this war, it would be wise to bring about a "negotiated * peace, these law makers maintain. In other words, they insist the one big thing to keep in mind is the pre vention of wars for all time to come. They say this can be l>est ac complished through some other means than the "dictated" peace route?and they do not give in one whit to the enemy In adopting this viewpoint. There are tho.se nt the Capitol who think this very matter will be put up to the people eventually?the pt ???? of this nation and of other nations among our co-belligerents. Tn our own nation they believe it will be a national Imu?, perhaps an issue between the two old major parties. The question is Interesting and Im portant. It has possibilities. It is worth thinking about?and we need not take our mind oft the task of whipping the enemy*, to Rive it care ful though. Henry Ford has finally taken the right attitude. He says, following our publication of his gross inconsistency In wanting to follow the .President but not desiring to "turn over his hand*' for election, that he intends to enter into the tight aggreeaiveiy. His decision, however, romes too late. Ho .?lion Id have mad o it be fore. His printed words, charting altopot her a different course, arc now In nearly every homo In Michi gan. His new decision shows that the old one was wrong?that he was a child In public affairs und that his famed business sa tracity and lis judgment were sadly lacking when It came to serving the public His vacillation'on matters so vital to the public interest shows clearly that he would be an unstable lawmaker and that the steadfastness and ability and courage which must perm eat?; our legislative halls throughout the remainder of the war. and during the "reconstruction." would not b?. present in him. We still insist that Mr. F.-rd makes a splendid gas chariot, f,or the money, but we insist just as doggedly that he would be at home in the Senate just like an I. W. W. would be at home in a railroad di rectors' meeting. Prohibition! The term suddenly becomes real, ' a result of President Wilson ex orcising, for the seoncd time, power given to him under the original food control act. But this will not prevent the pro hibitionists from keeping at their hobby?they will continue to ride as long as the situation -does not exactly tally with their views. Though the war demands all our attention jwe shall still have the prohibition battle with us. We wonder If. _omo day. when the nation has become bone-dry, and many a throat Is parched?including the throats of some of our "ardent" prohibition friends?there will be a let-up. sufficient to put our aggressive reformers on an "issue-less" basis. We suppose not. There will be something else then. Cigarettes will have to be done away with then, nnd cigars and eating tobacco?and after that perhaps a campaign to bring skirts closer to the ground at the bottom, and higher up toward the necks of our weukcr sex, at the top. Apparently we are in for a course of one reform after another. But let it come. The future generation has to be entertained and bothered so it might as well be over auch questions as these as anything else. Till?; OBSERVER. A UNE 0' CHEER EACH DAY 0' THE YEAR. I'? John KenHriek Ranas. A H11ST. If you're the rhlld of circumstance A? some folks claim to be. And when fate fiddles you must danc? With due humility. Those tyrant circumstances take In hand?and do it soon? And twist them round about, and make Fate pl.iv another tune. He wins the greatest stores of pelf In fare of every ill Who makes his "circumstance" him self. And bends it to his will, _ .Copyright, 1?A) "SCHOOL DAY3" By DWIG lax {ta7?? ? Last Night at Theaters .National?OtIn ?kfnner In ".lump.. Dumply. Otis ?Skinner has scored again' Not ?? heavily, perhaps, as he ?cored ln "Kismet," nor yet so de lightfully as he scored in "Mister An tonio," but oh! the joy of the re viewer, to stretch out and revel in honest praise of drama that Is drama, of comedy that is comic, and of play j that is a play. ? ?^ch Is "Humpty-Dumpty," a four | net laughter-aud-tears comedy by Horace Annesley Vachc-ll. that force! six bows and a curtain speech from the properly-reluctant (His * himself at the end of the third act. Krein curtain to curtain, here Is a wejl nigh perfect bit of dramaturgy, a delightful thing, a four-ai t gem that rings as true as a dropped half-dol lar. Let's examine the plot: ? James Delamothe, heir presumptive to the earldom of Motlisfont, discovers that the old earl h.is willed him the estate with the full knowledge that it really belongs to the hoii of an old? r brother, who consummated a secret marriage while at school and left a i sob, who, ignorant of hie heritage?, bos become a hairdresser at an Eng lish coast town. James Delamothe promptly breaks his engagement with his cousin, a charming but Im pecunious girl, turns over hi.?, hold ings to the rightful owner, the hair j dresser, who, flushed with his new 1 estate, dedicates himself to his new ? life, only to discover at the end of | the third act that he id dreadfully j unhappy. Impetuously he casts ?aside, for the time, his earldom, re turns to his hairdressing, only to ! discover, in attempting to thwart a 1 blackmailing* woman, that his sup ; posed mother, the secret wife of j Arthur Delamothe. wa? not his mother at all. hut a woman who had exchanged her dying baby of ! noble blood for another woman's : healthy hut Illegitimate son. ! Such are the opportunities offered [Otis Skinner in "Humpty-Dumpty." There Is a flaw In his performance ?that will be eliminated, perhaps. I Try as he will. Skinner has not elimi I nnted the flavor of his "Mister ?Antonio'?" dialect. It clings to his ? cockney accent; it befuddles his enun ciation; it blurs his Interpretation. | Nevertheless he has investid the role of an English barber with a ?charm that lifts it from the ruck of : things. He is the artist hair dresser, ? at one with his art. Strange as it ? may seem. Mr. Skinner fails to 1 swash buck le successfully as one might I expect of barber lifted to earl. This. \ too is another asperity that time will ; likely smooth Blame, too, seem:* to lie w-lth the plot which causes a brrt.ei to renounce an unhappy earl dom f?r a happy ton^orial Studi?. Such ihings may happen, but . the stage is keyed to the law of pro babilities and the emotional thru?*1 that should close that third act ia only saved by he actor himself. There is a biting touch of tragedy in O.e fourth act that again bring* out the ?artistry of this man Skinner, but 1, succumb? swiftly to a bit ot romano? ih-it brings out the **ama artistry, thirgh ?n happier vein. Praise, fulsome and unstinted, must go to each and every member of the supporting cast Beryl Mercer, as the spurious though loving mother of this barber Humpty Dumpty, builds a background of dramatic action that attains the brilliance of utter sim plicity. No character actress Wash ington has seen In months ha? Inter preted with deeper Intelligence and moro finished skill a role which could become utterly inane* with poor handling. Skinner's own praise of his cast la echoed here and, while spa'"' forbids detailed mention, we single out for particular praise Morton Bel ton, Ernest Elton, Elizabeth Kif-don, John Rogers. Ruth Rose, Clara Bracy and Walter Scott. This must not be interpreted as detracting from the merits of the performance of Flem ing Ward. Robert Harrison, Robert Entwlstle. William Evill? and Maud Milton. Truly, Skinner has scored and the National thl? week Is a pince the careful theatergoer cannot ignore. OPHELIA'S SLATE. *e?S ???G??"An Ideal flosbend." Oscar Wilde's comedy, "An Ideai Husband." was given at Poll'? thea ter last niKht by a company of intel ligence and distinction, and wa? warmly received by an audience that comfortably filled the more forward part? of <he house. Why the rear ranks should be empty le a query to which several possible answers sug gest themselves. Maybe the play i* too literary for war times, or perhaps the author's linee are too prudish for our advanced and outspoken era. If the latter ?suggestion seem* odd, In view of the light in which Wilde'.* play.* were at one time regarded, let anyone habituated to the common stage traffic of the last demi-decade go to Poll's this week and se*? wheth er he does not receive a distinct im pression of old-fashioned propriety. The play is no doubt more convey tional than some others by the same writer, and perhaps It haa been pruned for the occasion. At any rate it has a certain primness. ? Is a l-nut a statesman who Is Idealised by his saintly wife, hut who j through a dishonorable act commit I ted in youth is caught In the tolls I of a fascinating siren?one is tempted | to say "vamp"?from Vienna. Th*? j wife's noble Influence prevails, the serpente blackmailing wiles are de ' feated by the artifices of a friend and i the couple are brought together In 1 a new love in which idealism is tern J pered with charity. The scene is in a kind of high I.on ! don society that Wild*? probably |n i vented, where everyone voices his quickest thoughts in sententious and well-polished epigrams They are keen, of course, and just as laughter compelling as when they were writ ten. As Is generally the case, the effort of the company at largo to project i a picture of a crowded London draw ! ing-room is not particularIv sucessful. ' the effect reavmbling neither life as lit is nor as the author imagined it ? Ft ut ?hen this opening scene is well ?cleared away, and the tale Is Intt ' inately unfolded by the four leading ! characters, the impression of comedy J at Its finest prevail* to the end. This i is achieved throjeh the excellent art j of the play? is who take the four ?essential parts of Sir Robert Chi Item and his wife, I,ord Goring and Mrs. I Cheveley. Miss Constance Collier as th?? ad venturess, Mrs. Cheveley. conveys a \ i vid effect of serpentine cynlcl*m ?and allurement. Miss Beatrice Eeck | ley is admirably chosen for the role 'of Lady Chutera? whose pure moral ideals are placed In contrast. Norman Trevor gives strt^ngth. dignity and restraint to the part of Sis Robert. Julian L'Kstrance j? preeiieiy the well-fed idler of flow ery wit, to whom the playwright as signs the gems of his epigrammatic genius. The production Is very handsome and Judicious. The gowns are some thing wonderful, but whether they are true to the styles of the late eighties or early nineties, or whatever the period is. this writer sa yet h not. He did hear somebody in the east say "Petrograd,' how ever, which seems a strangely need less anachronism. Cosmo*?"Tbe i.remt Love.*? David Wark Griffith's master piece, "The Great Love." at the Cosmos Theater thia week is a moving picture which blends war I and romance. The vaudeville head liner ia a musical comedy, "Pardon Me," that furnishes forty-five min utes' entertainment. Burke Broth ers and Kendall open the perform ance with club juggling and danc ing, supplemented with songs. El ! sie Gilbert and her sister score well with a song and eccentric danc?? | act. Lillian Herleln, assiste^ by ? Josef Weidell at the piano, fur nishes a cycle of songs that serve also to introduce some beautiful costumes, and the Mal.oneys. who made a hit on their last appear ance. The Sennett-Paramount com edy picture, "The Summer Girls," featuring the Bennett beauties and the Hearst-Pathe News completes the entertainment. Keith's?Stella Meyhew. Stella Mayhew, intact as to embon point and verve, and a condensation of the tuneful "Only Girl" are the twin hcadliners at Keith's this week Pract1?:ally every good feature ol the "Only Girl" haa been retained in the vaudeville version and the whole production has been speeded up to the degree of big time efficiency. The "Only Girl" is the girl that every man finds once and marries and then. lives happily with ever afterward with the exception of ?M5 skirmishes a year. Four men are bosom friends until three of them discover, respec tively, the sweetest and most beauti ful and cleverest little girl in the world. In spite of these awful exam ples the fourth friend rushes reck lessly over the brink of matrimony to furnish a fitting climax to thi production. The cast Is very ade quate. Gerald McDonald's Scotch burr being responsible for a major part of the laughs. Among the songs retained in the condensed version are the hauntingly pretty "When You're Away" and "When You Have a Bali and Chain," the original hit of th? show. Just how a young lady who haft "never had a glass of champagne In her life before" acts after a gla.-*s of the essen M of joy is ere of Stella Mayhew'? Impersonations, which Is enough to make any debutante cling to the apellinarle automobile. "Blues" and "I'm Too Tired to Love" are the comedienne's latest songs. Scottish sword dancea, skirling Hio land pipes and bonnle HLland lavake combine to make the act of Jack Wyatt's Pcrteh lads a'.d lassie?? thor oughly eniTtaliir-g fiom -the fli-st hal lad to the snappy, spirited finale. New Tork. Sept. 9 -Brian G Hughe? Manhattan? now Incelalo,? jester, ha? removed hl? cap and bell? for the duration of the war. HI? quip? and quirk? which have turned a city topsy turvy* are to b? heard no more until the bell? of pea?.-? are tolled Hughe? ha? Just been mad? pre?!- ' dent of on? of New York? largest sav ing? bank? in th? Bron? and ha? an nounced that h? 'will play no more prank? at lhe expen?? of hi? friend? until the war I? over. Not that he ha? run dry of Idea?. Far be It from euch?but the ?erlou? bu?inc?? of w?r has cau?ed Mr. Hughe? to relent. If he keeps hi? promuae he will never ?again cuuae an excited board of alder men to chase out in ?earch of a "pre sented" park ?ite. only to And a plot large enough for a single hen houae, nor will hi? friend? bite Iron cigar?, nor a thousand other thing? happen to cause a ripple of mirth over the land. Hughe? I? in hi? early ??-tie?. He wa? born In Canada and came to New York when a lad. HI? first Joke wa? trapping a flock of yellow bird? In Central Park and selling them a? ?ing ing canarie?. "Not for Pale, B. O. .Hughe*. Amer ica." can be found on desolate marsh ai.d swan?.,) land? all throutth New Jersey. And the L. P. B. M. I. T. W on hi? business cards have kept thou sand.? guessing. "America" ts the only address he ever give?. * Prior to one of the hora* ?how? at Madison Square Garden he bought an old broken down car horse which had been forced into retirement by the ad vent of electrically propelled car? and sent her to hi? farm In Monroe County. He fed ?nd fattened her and when the ?how opened entered "Puldeka Orphan, hy Metropolitan, dam Elec tricity." HI? cat. pedigreed "Ni-odc mus Dublin Brindle. Not for .ile." which was bought from a street urchin for It rents, won a blue ribbon from the tinett Imported ?tock ever exhibited. A favorite stun* of Hughe? was to call up women acquaintanc* s in their hotel? or apartments. The fol lowing conversation ensued In es? li ? instance: "Hello?Thl? I? the en gineer In the basement speaking. If I you have not a? yet taken your i morning bath do so at once. The I water will be turned off In a half hour for the day for repair?.'' Con sidering that Hughes phones his I message? at 5 o'clock ln the morn ' ing?It may be easily seen the hard | ships he wrought. It.wa? the mid-day hour In the I softly lighted foyer of the Hotel I Martha Washington. New Vork's ' hotel de luxe for women only. There ! wa? an air of ultra sophistication ' among the lorgnetted la/ties, ma tronly knitter? and pretty young debutantes. It was a picture Indi cative of war time assemblages?a ; mantea? gathering. Suddenly in the offing there ed ? died through the revolving door a man?looking much like a futuristic masterpiece of a startled faun. He looked about with an air of help lessness, an abject apologetic ex pression spreading over hi? face. Then as though a man about tt, plunge into the February water? of a lake, he stiffened hi? shoulder? and walked hurriedly to a mahog any entrance labelled. "Private Office." He looked neither to the right or left and noon the door dosed hurriedly. "And w-ho is that?" ?aid a visitor to the gold braided door-woman. "That,' she said with a ?mile. "I? George C. Brown, managing direc tor and owner of the hotel. He usually come? In the hack way ? but he forgot today. I guess.'' A volunteer government worker li\ed for a month near a New York artist and dropped in daily at the dinner hour. When he left the [artist flew a service flag. Printen ActiTe in War Work. The Typographical I'mon ! a? i? i sued a little booklet t< Hing of its ? work during the w?r. a remarkable feature of which Is that only $!. ' ,17 wa? spent on strikes during j twelve war month?, ?? ? 1 most in ! finltesima! firgtie when it ?? com pared with the ??.F?,??? enrned by the typos In the same period. There are ..OSI member? of the union in uniform, in addition to fi*n apprentices. Thus far 7."? mem bers of the union have lost their lives. The union itself has sub scribed to $90.000 in liberty bond? and the individual members have subscribed more than {r.ono.OOO. There Is a drummer who can thow any ja?* band, pajefIraner what real ,>ep" i?. Jimmie t.uca?- Wild r>?vin,s of IMS" ere fltt'm?!?- it m..? ? .ted with a ?Jltty entitled "How Tn?y l_,-e Knch | toiler " After a^?? ao-t since? ,?f .1 j lirium Jimmy Anally finds an en i chanted roae *vi;h which he turn.? (himself, hi? partner, Mr Clark, the I orchestra leader and Keiths ? :i k aureoled stage helper Into fairy queen?, Thl? spectacle defies desoip t'<n. Edwin George Is a Juggler. At least he says so. But his very funny act j is quite as dependent on the i/uips he gets "over" aa the tricks that he doesn't. "A Message from the Front" with Joe Parsons and Dave Irwin Is a me??age from the front of the house for them to quit acting. They obligingly comply and then take to singing. After a ?eries of really good songs they conclude with an excerpt from grand opera worded in the Ver nacular. Leo Zarrell & Co. are acro batic performers of exceptional merit Folly Theater?The Sporting Belle?. "The Sporting Belles" are present ing one of the best shows of the sea son at the Folly Theater thi? week The performance I? in two acts and five scene,?. Irving Hampton, as the chief fun-maker, has a role that fits him nicely and with the aid of Jack Murre!!, keeps thing? moving lively from curtain to curtain. Eva Mur re!! received much applause for her song "Moonshine Sally." while Ruby Garrison won numerous recalls for her specialties. The company is ably ?upported by Babe Powers, nobby Decker. Inei Gordon. Jack Gairisun. J. A. McCarthy and Marguerite Kel ler. The choru? ia young nnd good lookiag and is a feature of the show. Chcaaiaaaeake Beaeb. I With free dancing ?nd free hand ] concerts as regular daily features. Chesapeake Bench, the Capital's salt water resort, continues in full opera tion. The beach will remain open at least through next Sunday, and pos sibly for the remainder of the month. All of the numerous bo-nilwalk amusement, will continue tn opera tion. Fishing and crabbing are un usually good. Surf bathing ia ?till enjoyed b'y many. All-day picnic parties find ample accommodation?. l.'nder the new schedule, trains leave the District line at 9:15 and 11:30 a m. and 2:30 p. m. Retur/ilns trains leave the resort at 1. 3 and 7 p. m. Additional trains will be oper ated on Saturday and Sunday, the exact schedule to be announced later. Army and Navy News 1 Col Edward R Schreiner. Medical Corps. U. ?. ? . has been relie t? d from duty in the office of the surgeon genera ! of * he a rmy and placed t ? the command of the Waller Reed General Hospital He will relieve ? ol Willard F Truby, Medical Com?. who haa been assigned to duty tn the office of the surgeon general An order has been Issued specifical ly authorizing non-commissioned offi cer? to apply for appointment as com missioned officers in the I'nited States guards. Circular letter A 0 O.. December 5. IM 7. quote*: "Re quested all commanding cftic? re '.e submit the names of any temporarv second lieutenants whom they may recommend for appointment in thi? special force. ? i Circular letter from the adjutant generals office to all department ; commanders dated May ?. 191V bracket b. paragraph 2. -quotes as fol lows: "Promotions open to enlisted men and officer? to include the rank of major" Inder general regulations of th* United Stau* army a noncommis sioned officer may properly request j permission through the proper mil.? i tary channels to take the examina tion for a commission in the United Statee Guarda These applications | should be made to the chief, MM ; tary Bureau ? Instructions have been Issued bv the War Department to increase th? I facilities at the base hospital ?? ? cated at Fort Sam Houson. The estimated cost Is JJ3T M, The addi I tion* are nine two-story ward bar racks of the general hospital can . tonment type, one nurses' Infirmary ? one mcrs hall and kitchen, r.ne mor tuary. and one central heating plant Ail the buildings authorized aie te be fully equipped for summer anr winter use. The Construction division of th< army has undertaken 323 operation! 'since April. 1917. and has in p?os pect 1?3 more. To the end of au gust ninety-three operation.? ha?? been completed, including the camp: and cantonments. The total cost o; the finished operations was 127?,? 743.847. There are now under constructor ?26*; Jobs which will represent a cos ?approximating MIMI ?t. SSL Pra<tic lallv all the work now under con ?traction will he finished by Janu arj l. 1 ???9. Included In th* lonstruction are the development 01 eight port terminals at a cost of ap proximately I1M.0M.--M6. one oi : theee, the Brooklyn army supplj base, estimated to cost ?F,??,?? will have th? largest warehouses Ir 'the world. The other terminals lr 'nurse of eonstruction are Bout! Boston. Mas*, which is estimated tc ; cost S2S.M0.000: \>w Orleans I>a. f 10.000.???; NV-u port News. Va. about $.r..0n0.ftOO. j Projects now under way in'lude a j 1 irge numl>er of ammunition depot*. quartermasters' warehouses fi ;ice depots in inland cities. '?rdnance planta, new treinta* arid the enlarging of other ?mi?* t?j I pro? fde accommodation? for the tn j creasing army and ?he newer methods ?of training. The major poriton of this elass will he finished bv January I. 1?-?9. Rank Is sought for women in the Army Nurses' Corps. The army reg | ulattone prescribe that ihe members of the women's nurse corpa tape rank ? next after cadets. There is some talk of providing ar ' Intermed?ate grade for the ????>* ? Im - tweea that of the lowest commission ed rank and the hl chest noncommi? i stoned rank, similar to the warrant of t ficers* grade in the navy. It la be lieved, however, that the nui ] fer relative rank of commissioned of ! ficers, to rank with hut after the of ficer* of their respective sndf= Thli plan is based upon the poliey under? 1 stood to have been adopted in thf f ? 'anadian and Australian forces. A .bill to that effect haa been Introduced ? m Congress. Nine residents of this vicinity hav? been commissioned in the army, ai follows: Samuel H. Browne. ,e? ? stree , northeast, captain, engineers. j P. Edward Larkin, Montana Apart ? ment, captain, medical j Townsend Cocks, frst "ucutenant _ engineer corps. "The stars incline, hut do not C HOROSCOPE. I ?<-a?l?T. September lfl. IDI?. Good and evil influenc? s ? tei today, Accordine to aatroloey. VVhil . Mars and Venus are in bei ? "ic aspect I Uranus, Saturn and Jupii? ? j verse. I There 1? a most er *our? I for military affair?. Th? ?tan prom i ise surcos?, ??nee 111*? .-???? I? ?ui ? posed to impart power and resource fulness It is prognosticated thru there wi be remarkable recov. ? ics from ?around ! among American soldiers and th ?seer? declare that when history ? ! written it will be s?-cn that our troop seemed to be especially protected. ? Womin have a direction of the star ? making; for more and more doman for tlicir services in business, b . there is also a sign rend as prf?alrin I increase in their "aie old occupa ; lion?." the nursin?: of the youns: ai; ! the sick, ?ewmg and housework Th i prophecy may concern the increase ? > the American birthrate and the r< turn of the wounded. Honor? for an American purist ?i prognosticated. This may mean foreign mi?*ion. Russia will be In turmoil for a Ion 'time, according to ?strologi-r.-. yvh fore?ee ?ome sort of treachery 1 which the country i? invnU.d I The planet Jupiter close to th I parallel of the radical 8-n in th I horoscope of the Presiden ? i? on? of the ?ign? read a? pointln toward an early decisive vic'ory fo I the alllea The Kmperor of Germany will nr I survive until peace is Itnally dec'ar??? ? astrologers foretell He ?vili have ! sudden end. they ray i The Moon between Mais nnd Sttur in the mad-heaven of Ihe I ! of the King of Ausilia is held to pr? sage tragedy for him and his counlrj Person? whose birihdate it is prol ably will have a happy end s xr?>i ful year. They ?hould ?ruarrt ?train! disputes and deception Those w h are ?employed will be promoted, ?."hlldren born on thi? day will t* ? generous and popular, but lmpulsi\ and Indiscreet unless thev are run 'fully trained They ?hould be raref of their dealine? with other? TopM-iu'i IM.' Face Peeling Easy? Blond or Brunette "The blond's completion fad? earlv. because her skin is ? - narilv thin nd tine.*' s.-ivs Mm? Una Cavalieri. "The brunette?. ? la rujo, is the reverse?. Th? "?'in ?thicker ?nd ha? a tendency to a oily appearance." ???? ?wi For either the faded bl"nd ? ??? or the brunette*? oily or aalloj complexion, tbe best remedy is oi dlnavry mercoliwd war. I ?ed *vei night! this will Uve ? ne an entln lue? complex!??!! wiilun ",?l?-,,l week*? tim? The ??.? *r**"f ' peels off the worn-out ""?/?G' ??"J Iwitb ?U It? defect* ? ""?f *?? dav. without ?ITectin?; th? de loat '?ndcr.kin In the least The ?"e Iwlll have the ?xouisitely beautiftl ! srlow of y?.uth?indeed one m? readily loie ten or fifteen year from her ace. so far a? ??G-G"?; aoea by a course of thi? simp! treatment The war. pr..r?u?able ? any dru? ?tore. I? applied Ilk? col cream.?Adv. ? Thoma? M Hamilton. Fairfax ??. and Fredei ,ck T. Wfa.nplrr. 1*? IJ ??treet northwest. flrat lieutenant?, y..nlf!iiM>u-r Cotp? j Bert K. tiiourh. _ First ?treet north ?west, ?econd lieutenant. Q via rt erma? '' ter Cori Frank ? Chamberiln Jr ??) M ! ?treet noithwest. l?ret lieutenant. me_ t ical oorpa. ! Charle? M. Whmrton. 1".3 T? ?econd ?treet northwest, captain. service. We?ton A Price. Metropolitan H?? tel second lieutenant. Infantry. The following I? a list of home ad dresses of officer? and men reporta-d a? cited for tiravety in American offici?' communique No 1_, dated Set ?, m .. ? ? Sec?n,) l.ieut Clarence R. ???-I.t? man Jacob Chrntman. UM ? mater - ,dnn avenue. New York. V Y. 1 S.-cotid Lieut Frederick Hahn ??,. Dorothea Hahn, methei. Thlrty-ritst ?tieet. Savannah. Ga, Coi ? Lai? Harlow Mr?? j. W, H?rlow. mother. 1717 Franklin street, Waco. T< I Cava? lemma *"?' *vcoirli M_e _r_ J. W Wooidrldge. wire. MS Gold?? Gate avenue. San Franciaco. Cal. First Lieut Kii:r.r G Tallin. W. Y Tobin, fa.her :,1I St. Mary? ?treet, San Antonio. Tex. li ond Lieut .Georga \\ infield .Kuehlman an ? .' hlman, father. Glidden. Wls. Second Lie-it Jam? Stanlea Colto?. W H Coltoti, father. SC South Madi son avenue. Pasadena. Cat. Sergt William A Hartman ???. W Hr.rtman. mother. 77,,? Muskero avena??. Milwaukee. Wia Second T.iejt John J. William? 'Ml* lyoraiaae William?, wife. Ua?, ' Wisconsin street. Berlin. ?J ? Second Lieut Hugh F. Edward? ' Mra. Annie Kdwards. mother. Hamil ton. Kitns Sergi. Jan Jankow.k'. 1 Walter Kaiski. ?G.:? Fulton ??r?<t. < ?. cr'go. ?G, Privale Edward A Belanger. 1 Micha. I Balancer, father, ho??* No 1. 'fire department. North Adams. Mas? MaJ William J Donovan Mrs W. ? novar, wife, v.s Delavan h i: ft;,??. ? Y. ? Capt. Richard J. Rvan L C. (Mitchell. Waterto??. ? Y I Mer!.-Smith. Mrs Val * Merle-Smith, wife, ?'y-ninth ?treet. New Irak ? Y. chaplain Frana- s F Duffy. M. t_ ' Miro. brotber-in-la? ? ~-otnraa avenue. Ni va? York. N. Y ? Firct Lieut ,irvn c chriatopher. o n father. Gra-.t, Iowa. cook 1 cket W T Rlck et rather. '? ' Hamlet ?t-eet. Co lumbus. Ohio .? Krank Gardella. Jr.. Frank Iella, father IO Roose.lt ?tre.?, Nt? York. ? Y Bergt Byron w Hamilton Mr? W. ? Black, ni'.thar R. F. I? No ? '? Falrfkld. Iowa. S,-ra:t James G. Lepley Mrs Ha ' ze| Fenion. sister. Red iimI.. Iowa ? John J Mclaughlin. Misa Misa Mary MetaOUghlln. ?ist* Brooklyn. ? ? Cori, Geonta R Boasted. Mr?. ! Mary ?: ih.r. R F. D No. ? 1. Woodbin.. Iowa. | Prive. - J. Gra* Mr? | Polly J Adams, naother, Ruthil-o. .Saskatchewan, ? '.-? | Private Nick CostiaraH?. John Cn.. ? brother, .1 Rrs?a_ale I' ' !'? et, Mat ' ? .t ? ? ? M. Hlgf [ curran. County Kerry. Ireland p. ,v te \!t r v .. wil. ? ? ? V? j N< w ' : Privet -,??G? Mi' Ctamp T?M". Harlan st"?* t. RerKd. \\ - 'TANKS AS ARMORF.D CAVALRY of th ? s ' yeai ? r*m h ha a ?:?f?<_ in linai? c ?!? a r?* 1 ?ult <t their e ? pei mi e with th? *;' r ? '??1*???. 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