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THE WASHINGTON ? SRALD
Ps.-H_lSH_r) EVERY MORNTKO B?
The Washinfton Herald Company,
?5-4-7-4-V9 Eleventh Street. Phone M?in 330e
:tIKTON T. BRAINARO.President and Publisher
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THURSDAY. APRIL 3. 1910.
\ed Is the Danger Color; It Excites the Mind.
Whj are Bolsheviki known as Reds? Why ilo all revolutionists!
.??tinetivrly wave a red flag? Why red instead 01" some other color?!
British scientist explains.
Reti, (he danger color, represents mental excitement and unrest.:
the symbol ot action?of turmoil.
~ Jules Guerin, color expert of the San Francisco Exposition,!
?roved by tests that red excites the mind. Dr. L. E. Landon went;
irtlicr?discovered that red wallpaper produce? nervousness, bad
?mpcr and headache.
"As mad as a bull tlaunted by a red rag."
Take another color, blue. As peace emerges from war, blue if
Se smart color for women's .garments. The international flag used
1 reliei expeditions sent forth by the Peace Conference is blue on a
/hito- background.
"Certainly!" say the scientists. "Blue is a pacifying color. It
?presents peace, just as blue wallpaper soothes a fretful mind and
umpy nerves."
U hat is your favorite color??an important question, for your
asti in colors reveals yohr real self.
Creen rc-ts the oves; wc lise it for eyeshade?. Nature employs it
xtravagantry?in grass, trees, plants. If you love green, your dis-,
-osition is contented, harmonious, well-balanced.
People foi:o! of violet or purple incline to b? dreamy, tempera-1
.!. unusual Dye a man's body purple. Place him in a room
vhi-1 he sees naught but purple. Swiftly his stomach revolts.:
Sv.ntually ho goes insane.
? ellow makes us calm, satisfied, sluggish.
excites to action, makes one emotional. Scientists even
-!.-.im that a red undershirt increases a workman's incrgy.
Plants placed under green glass fade and wither. Under blue
lass, they grow rapidly and to exceptional s?ttv. So also color
ti-'cts hum.!.,-.
What is coler, t':i- s-range thing that powerfully affects our
n.<l*i - aid minds though it can be neither measured nor weighed'
Color is to light what pitch is to sound.
opular idea, that white is merely the abs ice of all coloi. is
tot co-.-irt. Xew Ion, made famous by an apple ?ling on his head,
rovi il t!,?t wlv? light is a mixture of all color Try his experi
nent- white light, thrown through . pi i a?, b'eaks into its
art.-., ?II rolor- ot the -pectrvm.
Co'or .- imaginary, '.".ils. -cd cloth. It i; r. really red. The
ed color comes in the sunlight or other light. It strikes cloth that
eflccts only waves that produce red light?and we say the cloth is
ni. The s.imc li_ht strikes an object that reflects other light waves
? and that object appears blue, orange, green, etc.
Select clotlii:-_ carefully. L'.-e caution when you re-paper your:
Color i- good medicine and bad poison. So say the scientists.
Dobbin.
The French government has decorated a hor ? for gallantry in'
action. This recall- Queen Victoria's hanging the Kabul medal
?around the neck oi Voloncl, the dainty Arab steel of the late Lord
Koberts.
Every war except the latest has produced famous horses. Nine
teen chargers wore killed under Napoleon. His favorite steed,
""?Marengo, an Arab breed, Vas wounded seven times.
When Lord Alfred Pagct led the charge of the Eight Brigade,
?iv riderless horses rrtreil nt-CK and neck with him. eager to get into
action?a trait vouched tor by old cavalry im n. In this engagement
.fight) more horses nere killed?good average figures for old-time
' les.
Man;? centuries va ere required to develop the horse.
Originally they were small ?,s ilo^s and were the pets of the
chililren ot the cave men.
Museums display graduated skeletons showinc 4ow the five-toed
odaciyl ungulate mammals developed into ! :>bbin of today.
? Came the -'erioil when, in a wild am! even mar eating state, they,
wvre tamed by man, who recognized their possjbi ies for warfare.
Horses drew the chariots of Ramoso s with loir deadly sharp
knives jutting from the wheels.
Eater the horse became a beast o? burder. But to warfare?
ami later to racing?wc owe the science of brecdi? g, whirh began in
ca-nest when heavy cavalry horses were introduced into England dur
ing the Norman invasions and crossed with Briti-.li roadsters, coach
and draft horse-?.
All American horses conic from imported stock. The first batch,
firouirht by Columbus in 140J, perished. In 1510 Cortcz landed
? sixteen horses in Mexico. A century later French steeds were
shipped into Canada.
A few, escaping, produced the great wild herds that made for
romance on the plains of the West. Some scie tists dispute this,
claim horses are native Americans, and rite bones of pygmy horses
ititi up in the Mojave Desert by Professor .1. C. 'lerrian.
Today America has .3,000,000 horses?and is 'atgely given to rid
?1 automobiles.
Wc are glad that league officers may be foni: ine, but wc hope
?c of them will be effeminate.
It the Huns are really hungry, let them ponder over world do
minion and chew the cud of reflection.
-
So far, army officers at the trial haven't found anything pro
( -man about Capt. Wcisgcrber except his name.
Nothing the ancient Spartacus did justified the insult of using
_ him as a name for the minority crowd in Hunlani!.
America spent $400,000,000 for the Red Cross, and it would be
cresting to know what Germany spent lor the on cross.
They arc about to prove that Capt. Edmunt G. Chamberlain's
wonderful flight was a flight of fancy, and if this ling keeps on we
shall begin to think that mbst of the air feats wc hot-air feats.
Uncle ich ab od?Hb Cou?.in. A^ji.
ll> I.DMIVU %'AXCB IOOKK.
'"My counsin Hank could alibi," said Uncle lchabod,
"About a= slick as any chap that ever stepped on sod.
"His wife one time engaged a girl that wasn't bad on lookin'
And seemed lik. Hank got up a sudden interest 1 cookin'.
One day, comin' to rils the kitchen, Mr.-. Hank, ihr overheard
Some squeaky -uuml- and Hank's voice whisperin', 'Say! but you're a!
bi-d!'
?What ?as that noise" says Mrs. Hank and Hank says, sugar-sweet,
Tin just a-callin' Towser. There's some scraps for him to eat.'
I ??"And is a dog a bird.' say? she, and Hank says, light and airy,
Oh, that? I was n-talkin' to the little, old r nary.'
HBcn Mrs. Hank, she picks some long hairs off his coat and said,
'No blondined wool like that was ever growin' on my head!'
?s-Which might have gave most anyone but Hank a fort of joltin',
A ...t Hank says, 'Don't it beat all how the old cat s a-moultin'!'
som? 'S spry on alihis. but Hank. I guess, was spryest.
> " alibi-tr? he ?u just about the alibi-eat!"
New \ ork. April S.?Tlllllfl
May," who haa led Scotland Yu d
men. the pick of the Part? sleuths
and New York*? own Central Off. e
men a merry chaae for year*, ? is
found -? the Tomba the other d<ty,
residing there under the name of
"Mra. Jamea Montague Sharp" ad
accused of trying to pistol a genttts
man friend.
She has had a turbulent crimina}
record for twenty-five years. "Chi
cago May" while a consort of int r
national crooks, yeggmen ?and hoi* 1
corridor confidence men. Is not ?.o
the manner born. She is at ho ?e
In a drawing room and la the t>j?e
that moves swiftly through tne
mystery novel?leaving always a
trail of victims.
She first dlstinulshed herself
abroad years ago by assisting to
liberty from Devil's Island, French
<Juiana. th*? notorious Kddie Guerin,!
bank burglar and confidence man.
She rani*? to New York where she]
worked the Peacock Alleys and men!
in five different hotel downtown had!
her arrested for grand larceny.? But!
she always went scot free and ?
laughed at them.
The only, time she ever did time;
wwa in London where she spent ten
years In prison?th? British sens?
of humor not falling for her special
brand of playfulness tn stealing
from victims.
Her real name is said to he May
Churchill and she waa born In a
email town near Chicago. She hue
lived all of her life hi the best suit* a
in hotela until recently when she
seemed to have fallen on ill days.
While she lived in a smart apart
ment on the upper West Side, it did
not compare with her former splen
dor. On March 6. May took a wing
shot at William Avery. the shot be
ing fired as a mark of protest be-j
cause storie? had reached her that
Tiill wa? lavishing attention? up >n
another lady.
Bill did either a "falling loaf* r
a tail spin when the ?hot was fir" I.
end so escaped being hit. But his
feelings were so hurt that he } d
May arrested. She had been in the
Tombs all that time unrecognised
until an old guard happened to pee
her; "Well, if it ain't Chicago
May"* And surely enough it was
No doubt it was a pre?*;* agent
"plant" but It landed on all of the
first pages in Gotham. A man who
said he was Kdward B**ck. ? motion
picture actor. was arrested on
Broadway early thf* other morning
for bring drunk Tin wa? iisked 'n
the West Side Court what excuse he
Ihid for getting corned so early ?
the day. An inquiring magistrat?
wanted to know if be couldn't de*<r
his inbibations until nt least noon.
Then on the verge r,f tears, the pris
oner said: "I was forced to get
drunk because t had to appear ti* a
souse today In ? picture over at Ft.
I.ee, V. J." Th.' clerk verified h:s
story and he was allowed t? g. fr? e.
Art and realism are terrib!?? things.
She Was chewing gum -and rend
ing a zippy type of magasin* eroi"g
down town in the subway. Her fac?
was whitewashed with liquid po>'
der and ber eves wer*? pene i'
ei) and blackened. She had \
cigarette cough and although in h**r
early twenties dissipation had drawn
thin lines. Something interested her.
She read It over and over. Finally
she tore it out. When she i*ot -ip
she dropped it. ? puked it up and
here it Is: "Fiorine dabbed at h^r
fare with a powder puff and th* ?
she was eonsoious of an aching V"'t?
in )?t heart. So this was th*1 "r ?
Suddenly she began to laurh and b**r
laughter was not a pleasant tnirg
to hear."
Bold bad burglar?' in Now York
are just taking money away from
everybody. Up to date they have
not failed to g?*?*? money in *>vf"v
burglary and hold-up??bruirli they
hav not yet cttaeked any Park Row
newspapermen. The robbers are d"
ing to well they h/id better save a
little of It or they will lind them
selves in bad next year when they
start to fill out the income tax
blanks. ?
THC PARAGRAPHES
NEWS
VIEWS.
Von Berrstorff Is ta'kinT again.
Maybe some Germana will believe him.
hut no American does. ? Savannah
New?
When beer heeomes Intoxicating 's
a quest*on thst the d?et squad might
settle for the courts?Springfield Re
publican.
The last word Is that the Monroe
Doctrine will be safe-iuarded. Now
you can catch up on your sleep.
Chicago Tribune.
Food's the main problem in Petro
grad, says a dispatch. Thought Rua
rla was the granary of Kurope?De
troit Free Pres3.
A* a premier the only thing in which
Lenlne ranke first is general, aM
around deviltry.?Philadelphia Inqur
er.
The world war appears to have re
formed pretty nearly everything but
the habit of watering industri 1
stocks.?Rochester Herald.
Peace hath its nr'ees no less reduce 1
than war.?Philadelphia Inquirer.
OPHELIA'S SLATE
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"cCHOOL DAYS"
By DWIG
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GOVERNMENT
PRINTING
OFFICE
igf^?NEWS
E*^ ^ ??
I 'John It. L-rr .on, rarlaer i? thi j'?'?
? proofroom, died of bear! dtaeose in
lieorare Washin 'tor. university Ho,?
l p?tai yeeterday morning after an ili
? neu of three week?, About thr* e
month.: &f ?? hf buried hi." wife, t"
1 whom he waa devoted, nnd has failed
rapidly since the lo**? of his lifetime
partner.
! Mr, Lams on entered the service of
?the Government Printing Office in 1*81
and has been contfi.-iou !;. employed
In the main office and th- various
I branches until bla death. He waa a
?klllful, conscientious craftsman and
\ ;; cl'izen of the hUhest rbaract-C.. II?
1 dime to Waahington from Columbia
?t'ity. Ind., where he was a t-chool
mate of Vice President Mara hit II, and
iv.ho-H* clo*f friendship he en jo *-*d to
? t In las t, Fu nera I ?arrice > if til be
'hold from Wright's chapel, 1237 T? nth
I atreet northwest, tomorrow at _ ;?. m.
Two linotypi? .luck-pin teams clfnch
ed on th<? ('.rand Central r11*\s Tues
day ' ?- mug, and Hill Daw ?on* a .-tars
had quite a tussle ro defeat the op
pOfdng s? -rub team two i.tmns out
of three. Following aie th?? player**
and .Tvei age ?-cores: Wallace, *?*$,
C?akl***y, 88: Haltung, 77: Dawson, ?M.
Ko gart y. 8?; Zepp. S3; Whltaker. 90;
Ityron. vr>; Peak*?, *>; Walker. M; Dr*en
n..r. VT. Perkins. ?*7. Hoauhien. 7".
Dawson expects to pick a team whi? h
will be ;_ble to keep Hugh Carey*?
giants Interested for an hour or two.
I?.-.eil M Manly, joint chairman, of
the War Labor Board, who address
ed the bookbinders Tuesday merht on
?the Industrial situaiion. vas uiven ?
risiiti: vote of thanks fur his inter
? eating tnlk. He created quite a at ir
I when he scored employers for closing
down plant ? and curtailing produc
tion tin nei essarily. thus tino a Ing oui
of employment thousand* of workers.
His motto is "Organile and ;<?' or
ganised."
I '
Because of the lack of ar. appi?.j>ti ?
I tion to cj ttnue the work a.s In the
past, the Official Bulletin will here
after be published in the plant of the
National tribune twice a week until
Congress convenes and gets bu.*?*.
Electrotype Molders and Finisher?'
fnion No. 17 meets tonight in Typo
graphical Temple at & o'clock.
The linotype section Is in receipt of
a letter from Airs. Henry I*. Rea, field
director of the Red Croas Convalescent
House at Walter Heed Hospital, tyi
presstng the appreciation of the boys
for the cigarettes delivered by Chair
man Macallistcr.
James IT. Wiley, of the keyboard
loom, sas that "Hilde." his canary
bird, is the b* zt hunch he ever had.
Just so, Jim; just so.
At the bookbinders* mee tini? Tu s
day night Mike Dunn was in fine trim
and kept the chairman busy for a
while. Louis Mouniz was there with
"bells on," too.
J. Edward Mulligan Is absent from
the foundry section because o!" the
death of a daughter, the second he
haa lost within the last six months.
Harry T. Miller. William Cooper,
.Tames A. (?ibhs. and Neaty Bean are
on the sick list in the day linotype
?ection.
Charlie Cook returned to the proor
i oom last night after several days'
ecyou
Ms
duced by a fire In his gas meter last
week.
"Doc" Os borne is slightly improved
and has been removed to hi? home.
Terry Mahoney visits him every night
and reports that his old friend ?Jf due
for a long rest before he'll be right
again.
Miss May Parson,*, of the keyboard
room, has returned to Washington
from Jenkins. K>.. where ?he has
been recuperating.
William L. Mattocks and John ii.
Purvis are taking several days* leave
from the proofroom.'
Vernon O. Dinger is back among
the Merge again, having been trans
ferred from the monotype section.
Arthur M.irubhin is takintr a
?*..<- Vs i. a. i t<> ---tir up hi?* garden
m __aurei. Wuliasu Butcher, jr.. Is
subbing on the pamphlet bindery j
desk while Arthur is eway.
Sidney Tolliver Is ? njoylng fifteen,
days' leave from the hand section. ?
Reviser Dan J. M'Carty will be
abp-rnt seve! al day.? fr um the proof
room.
Hugh Campbell, Kdwaid Murphy
and Theodore Hoborg have been
igiven probational appointments in
the btnd**r\. ?
As requested by Director Line- '
i hack, did vou do your little bit and
donale toward keeping the piano in J
I the music ha!! ? If not already \
d<>wn, gft In on It no**, because
"music hath its charms." Ask Miaa]
, Barrett. I
G. W.-SWARTHMORE
DEBATE ON TONIGHT
Question Under Discussion is Re
tention of Railroads.
| George Washington \ niveisity will.
? debate Swarthmore College tomor-'
flow night at S:15 o'clock in the Y. M. |
? C. A. assembly hall. IT? <? street ]
I nor t h we.-'-1, on the subjest. "Resolved,
1 That retention of control and opera-j
?tion by the t'nlted State- government ?
I for a period of five years i.s more ;
! desirable than their immediate return]
. to the owners.** I
j A Mitchell Palmer, Attorney Oen- !
eral, will pr?s id?. The presiding offl-,
cer probably wilt be introduced by j
I Dr. William Miller ?'oilier, presidenti
?of th?? university. The public is in
?vlted to attend.
Passover Furloughs
For Jewish Soldiers
I Fui loughs for soldiers, sailors and
Marine* aie bein? granted fo.- the
I Jt wi.-h PassovT holidays from noon,
j April M. 10 midnight. April 16 The
? Jewish W elfare boards all over the
I count ry are making preparations to
? entertain the ?.ita in uniform during
this holiday.
The Washington I,ranch of the Jew
? *? ii Welfare Hoard with the peopl?
j of Washington will extend hospitality
to the men in uniform. Sede; supper.?*
will b?- given at th<* Kighth Street
Temple and Sixth Street Synagogue
All soidlers. sailors and Marines of
Jewish t ? it Vi are requested to com
municate with the Jewish Wei fave
Board. Kk^enth and Penn> yl\ania
norlhwesi. for further particulars.
62 American Warships at
Lisbon; Officer Honored
I
. Lisbon. April 2.?Sixty-two American
I warships are now in the harbor here.
(Their officers and crews have made
! the finest in.pression, augmenting the
? sympathy between Portugal and the
I United States.
! Comdr. Harold Jones ha? been made
a commander of the Order of Aviz.
Lieut Clarence Dench has been made
| a knight of the same order.
Whitman Will Direct"
Salvation Army Drive
Former Gov. Charles Whitman, Kew
Tork, will head the Salvai i on Army
nation-wide drive for $1X000,00) for ex
tension of its rescue work and service
to the deserving poor.
Announcement of his a ?.repta nee of
Kvangeliiie Booth*? invitation to lead
the campaign waa made here yester
day. The week's campaign will open
May 19.
FaPing Tree Injures Passerby.
? Joseph Taylor, colored. TT*? Morton
? street northv est. received a fractured
leg and numei ous bruises about his
body when 1?? waa caught under
falling tree at New Hampshire avenue
and Tpshur street yesterday. The In
jured man was taken to Freedmen's
Hospital.
A LINF. 0' CHEER
EACH DAY 0' THE YEAR
Ry lohn Kendrlck ??*??*
?'"op?* rieht. 1915?, ftv the McCTure Ncw-tpap-sr
Syndicttei.
Whatever things my ways betide
111 seize what joys lie by my side.
Nor risk the losa that watts anon
In bliss uncertain further on.
Thus shall each day provide Its share
Of Joyousness to ease my care.
And if some dawn shall be all gray
The hoardeti light of Yc-terday
I'M use to brighten with its glow
The path beset with p-ceent woe. I
BUREAU OF
ENGRAVING
^ND PRINTING
NEWS
Th? Bureau l'.and held ? business
? '.nr last Monday evenni--, ano
adopted its constitution which had
previously been approved by Direc
tor Wilmeth. This action neec*
s i ta ted the re-election of all officers,
snd. with few exceptions, the warne
officers were installa^ and will
serve until October. They are:
William Filman, preaident ; G*orgc
W. Evans, vice president; W. Free
man, treasurer; Maurice Calker.
secretary; J. J. Williams, flnanciu
secretary; O. Erdman. sergeant-at
srms; Albert Jones, leader: Harry
Smith. assistant leader; Eddie
White, custodian of music, and J. J.
Williams, custodian of uniforms. '
Executive committee: Maurice Cal
ker. William rilman and C. F. Mil
ler. Music committee: J. J. Will-1
:ams. Albert Jones and Prof. Kem
per. An important article of the ?
constitution pertains to the attend-]
arce of members or rehearsals The
president has authority to excuse
a member for two successive re
hf-arsals. but. further than this, the
case muet be settled by a vote of
the band.
Money seldom haa the eome-barks.
but Katie Money (now Mrs. Hol
land) had returned to her desk in
t-ectlon C. Her friends in the aec
tion had a real surprise ready for
her. They presented her with a
beautiful silver servie* and tray of
colonial design. Katie was speech
less, but happy.
John Studt. former lieutenant of
th?* watch on the evenire shift, has]
been transferred and promoted *
foreman of the dry boxe?: on th?
midnight shift. His many friends
aie sure of his success.
John llahn, veteran pia?.- print?: ? of
section 8. is confined In H s
with an infected foot. It was only
prompt action that prevented a very
serious case of blood poi neon.
Jacob Beck, ?'oreman of laborers, is
taking the remainder of tht- week to'
get a much-needed rest. Capr. Ed
Skinner wil! ?uh for him during his
absence.
_
Frank McKenna. plate printer of
section P, is hack a* work after an
absence of several weeks ?Ine to ill
ness.
J. J. DeMaiT, custodian of pre**ts
of the surface division haa been ah-;
sent for the past few da\s on account
of the death of his mother. Joe has
the sincere sympathy of his fello?
workmen.
Here it is. boys! Something foi
nothing. Mr. Fred Halloek. expert
locksmith of the bureau, is trying to
organise a Bureau of Engraving and
Printing Automobile Asaociatlon. It
is his int- ? tion to list the names of all
h u ton (?bile owners In the plant and
submit same to the various dealer?
In accessories for a bid ?? tg special
discount for members of th*s associa
tion. The steel plant and othoVs an
doing it, why not we" Give your
name to Mr. Halloek. and when the
list is completed he will call ? meet
ing to elect offlcers.
William C. Fisch* .. watchman, has
been promoted to lieutenant of the
watch on the evening shift to fill the
vacancy caused by the promotion of
LlCUt Studt
Mrs. Van V?eck and Mr- In ?
Cookeey, wetting division. Bight, are
back at work after a long film?*.
Chartes W. Marshal!, of the stamp
I acking division, is reported sick.
Mr. Patterson, engraver, had the
extreme pleasure of escorting h
brother, Lieut. Robert E. Patterson,
through the encra ? ing division > es
terday. Lieut. Patterson has iust re
turned from Plan where he een -
cd as a bomber in the G. S. Air
Service, and is visiting his brother
before returning to his homt Iti Lio?
ton. Though descrAing Metz as a
beautiful city. Lieut. Patterson de
clares that nothing looked so good
to him as the uood old U. S. A.
Stephen Laut, official bass drummer
of the Bwrea> j l?.anrt, urna atrttttfclS
[around th* outs.de of the bmeau thN
? morning, but declared he would not
AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL
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E>TE TvWT" FtsU.?
PRETTY 60OD, P.?-? TES'
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?T- asaa?s)a\a\aawr
CINDERS?EYES
Tlu zrnith of mcannc-s is when a pcr-?o-n thinks, "I wish I wert
a rindir so I could get in somrbo-y's eye!" There'? something in
thai. ? floating cinder is so
mean it wears barbed wire under
wear to keep itself in good humor.
A human's eyes are kept from
looking into each chor, by thr
nose, which also act? as a natural
barrier to prevent a cinder from
getting into ?>th eyes at om.
The average person's eye, mea
cured from cast to west by tho
wink, is about an inch and a
ejuarter. both taking up two and a
half inches of ssJMce, Tlu ditti
round the world if -*?.ooo -nili-s
Subtracting the two-and-a-hali
?inch width of the blinkers from the earth's belt line leaves 1,5^3,099.
?997>-?2 inches (all right, figure it out) clearance space for the cind.?:
Ita pass along unmolested. But no, it has to go -in YOLK EYE! My,
,we had to cover a lot 01 territory to bring out lhe point! But you
have to go to a lot more trouble to get out the lindor. Aye? The
eyes have it!
"__- C?">-_
"?~0__L
7
CltfDEfV
Haste by All Meus.
Waiter?All naht. Mr; all tight.
You'll get served .? tune l-incr?1
dare aay ? shall, hut Im anxionf
to yet through thl? meal befor* thr
prices rise again.?London Tit-Bit?*
Should Be Reverted.
?What Is the difference between
a hobo who has Just beon kickeii
off a trsln snd an ana p lu
"Why, one lar?-?? a^Rin^t I be rail
and the oth?-i rafla aKatn.-l the
land.'?Cornell Widow.
Going So_ae.
I've been trying for a week to
eret an Interview w'th a captain of
industry." "Mad? any ?pt*ogreea aa
far?" "Oh. yea, I have Just at*. -
?: ????ded in p* reuadtng hia aa at ?tant
?p ? h t e ????creta ry toa r <*ept a
cigar.*'?BlrmmKham Age-H< raid
Even So.
'What ii* th.- intanine of 'false
rToCtlir.?-.' \V:lh? "" aak?. d th* Baa
s-lay school teacher. "It'a when the
doc'or ?rive* the erra -?-' i-tulT ?? a
- ? ?-? p." ret-lied Willie?Pesi -
???'? Weekly.
Exactlr So.
"Jack may eacapc after ?11. The
young wi-low aayi be la clay .
impof-flble " "Ii th?** younr wido?
haa found him impossible he im.?**
**> clever "? Hosten Transcript
Ak, Wk-t -r Eye?
"Tou mm\ >ou are in love with
Mlai Barg?*"" ?"lacead ? am*"
"lint I can i ?-ee anything ?
tve about her" Neither ran ? ?*?< ?
it. Bm it'** in th*3 bank all -
? Loi.don .\t\mw ? ? -
Gire Hia tkt D. S. C
Mrs. i*crapp?Tou"re no h?"-e;
you never did anything to save
**,,i*.w man from ?ufferin^*
Bfciapa* -* -h, 1 don't kno? 1
ina* 11? ? \ ou ?flori?n Transen ru
Clon ??
"Did vou kr ?? asked Marty,
"that MiTer liad murrted fo?- the
fcurih time**" "Well, anyho? "
teplied lhe ether nv.n. "it demon
the truth of the old
.nt." "What I1- thi;**" as****]
1> "Tbe triumph of faith
?
HOSPITAL HOLDS LABOR CHIEF
MYSTERY MAN 57 YESTERDAY
American Left Near Lon- Secretary Wilson Presented
don Hotel Believed to Be With Roses bv Bureau
Aviation Helper. .Chiefs on Birthday.
I-on-.on. April _.?In the American
hospital at Park Lane, ip -\ husk} lad
about _2. 1-lue eyed, of com colore?!
hair, and pink cheeked?the type the,
maiden war workers cull 'Pwwt-'- j
who does not remember enj thing
prior to 1:40 o'clock last Friday morn?
ins when the night porter at the '
Curson Hotel in Bolton street. May
fair, heard a taxicab Ptop for a ffw
second, then speed off Subsequent (
I ? ho found thi
shoes and regul
D.>?*?nothing else. He waa eeml
conjtctoue.
When ahle to talk 'he lad ?rumbled
"I wont sign it?bv Cod ? wont sig-.
it."
I_ater on Fr.day tltr caretaker of]
La ? ad own*? Ho-uae. BerkeJ-i 9 S-.uare. '
nearby, found a pair of sock*?, a gar-;
ter. a pair of navai tr-ouaera and a '
ca,p-the trousers bearing the name of ?
Sealer?
he lad, wearing ui ':iced ?
crular American "B. V
Ttlnk? He ta Seeley.
1
N.
Tonight Enaign Trlebel. V
thought he reeogni^ted the ' mystery
man'" aa Edmund ?***]ey, cf t'hicaco,
?? aviation mechanic from Dunkirk.
Triebel hU^geats the lad ia the victim
of aphas'A. He aaid there is a man
of that name on leave from the avia
tion unit of Marine flyer?. But the
bov does not recogniae the nanti aa
his
Tonight at a late hour an off.cial ?G
li.e ????t. an naval hospital repotted:
"We think we have tne rieht Id? e
tity, but we are unwillinc to annodine??
until we have verification from
Frai.ce "
Pershing Aid Will Speak
At Camp 30 Celebration
? ApiK.inattfoX-Purnside" Post Klghl
will be ohsp-rvd tomorrow ni-rht at 81
o'clock by William IJ. Cushing Campt
No. ?HO. Sona of G?.on Veterans, at ?
their hall In Pythian Temple, Ninth ?
and I streets northwest, und*"* ?. ?
Charge of the er.t? ? tainnient commit
toe Members of th** G. A R. and
the allied organ Iza tion? wili attend. I
The flac service committee will pre
sent the camp service flag. MaJ. C
Clark, who hits returned from France
pnd who was on l?en. Por-shin?; s staff.
vrill ?i??<iak on "Kc __ea*ceaa l_earn- I
ed I'rom This War."
Secretary o* I_abor Wtl ..*m R w-|
Si-ii w a- ? -;erda>
And he celebrated it by going to
work. But his burti-su ? is were d?
terminc-d to bieak in and : * mind th*-;?
boas that the day waa meant f"*"
something else besides the usual grin*?
A large basket of roses, carried I ?
the arms of Assistant _**cretary rt
Labor T^ouls F Poet wan brought lute
Secretary Wilson? office and preaente.;
to him in lhe presence of the bure*
? h .? 1_
irr Wilson G?G?.-e and thanke ;
the d? legatio? and aat down agai*
tut ih? i d cry ".*-pee--h. pt^eeTh w?
?
' ? arose and ????
Ilinuntfrd his asa?stanta on the ???-?
acoonipliahcd b> them durine the wr
period and urged tbam not to ?lacken
their efforts during the period of re
adJusUnent in-csuse the aame Intelli
gence and energy that brought the
war to a successful eonrlueir.
as lai ?or was concerned, was n*H*?^?
to bring things back to normal ogao
Signal Corps Officers
Honor Former Comrade
Maj. Ira I> Hougl fonm
the Signal Corpf who retired from
the service on Maech V wa tl
guest of honor at a rurpr.se dan ?
last nicht :.t the We^h Ingioi
-ri'.ei. hy il?- ..mc? r* of the P;rn-'
Carpa, who wfathed to '
cood time before th?? m?
V"sshincton for his h* me r Kl Pa*??
Te^.
Nearly _O0 officers attended m
of them belonging to th. -
Cara? fttthoagh there was a good:
sprtnkHng of v:nrine*-r and Air S? -
ice officers. Maj John R. Whltehead
head'-d the re.?.?!vine In?
work. He took ?ht- da? ofl to cele
brate the birth of a ?ine baby boy
Th. band can now look forward .<? :.
substitute ba.se dramme?*.
M?:-* Had?' t- Petherbridgi t.r 0\t>
TTiai'i.ning division, la enjoyin;; two j
* eek? of her annual leave
Albert Jone?, ranchi .m- : in il.? bu- j
? real., also laadei <?f the band, sus- .
' tained a painful Injury to hi.* f<?>? ',
ye-jtirdaj whik- at woi k i? the mi
. bine .-hop
The three-cornered ;?<*" ling match
which was pulled oft yesterday att
j er ? oon at Recreation Alleya, aaa wlt
t eased b> a large nu.nl" ? .-f ?
Uee, Alche igh. before thi match
started, CMIh Vcihiayer wa? present
ed ".i m a lai c horacshe f?>r luck. I
and (_reo*rge t?oldamlth, aith a la p? ;
? pockr-ibook to hold his praaptf'Uvej _,.
winnings. Harry Kibel easily won tn. [ I tfttfS S?UQf r
? match The routing was *?_?? -^trenu
I out. ihe noises* * f the Bang being
Hair" Qtaacae. wha was bachtag ??*???
until the cigar he ?as smoking ex
ploded Scon
Elbel .?1? VT i'4? total ?;
Qi d.'-m'th.iw 7". M Ml
Velhruyir ..?m fco? __.;
?
Se.\SONED trgreUeim,
^rlf-admittedlr hard t?
plc-iar, f?nti that A star
ser\ ?r*? and cuigi&e wwH ?
standard of botri excel
Irnce?.
Herr you may End quirt
and repone, yet have
New York'? gaie** at the
rail of your mood.
We would like to ?end
vou an interesting little
booklet entitled "New
York In Your Pocket-**
Write for it.
At Itroadw??. _Uh to ?.Kb Street?
?the center of New Yar?'? social
? nd batinfM activities. In oa*
proxiaiity to all railwav termiaaU
It i?- r?imore,l thai Wdlmm H. Mc
Cauley haa ? rehaced the tirst bloc,
of ?tock in ilv oil caaapany \* hi?, ?
Cotton Gibb is representing.
Mrs. M. Kathryn lienny, of the bino? ?
ery. trimined the first thousand >?i-et.?.(
of the Victory Liberty l_o?,:i horn
class to her.
? ,? Mary y SaaabaN lu
' about liyeiug stun, waist?.
um ih?a^ ?>
????'?
VicK-sVAPorufe:
JR eOOYCUARD"-30?. t>^>yT.
i>P??nioDo_ic croup is
usually rrlirrcd wit_
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