THE WASHINGTON HERALD \ ' PUBLISHED EVERY ??ORNINO BT The Washington Herald Company 125-417-429 Eleventh Street Phjne Main 3300 ?VALTER ?.ROGERS..... ?.?_.Preatstat tlKRMAW ?iter.OdBeral Manager ? FOR EIC? R G. PRESENT ATIVKfit THE BECK WITH 'BPECIA1. AGENCY New York. World Building; Chicago. Tribune Building- St. Loula, Post-Dispatch Building; Detroit. Ford Building; Kansa? City. ato.. Bryant Building. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY HERALD CARRIER IN WASHINGTON AND VICINITY: ? Dally and Sunday. 40 cent* per month; 14.S0 per year. SUBSCRIPTION RATES BY HAIL: ?, Dally and Sunday, to cents per month; ??.so par year. Dally only. 50 cent? per month; tS.i'O per year. Stamp? of lc and 2c denomination accepted. . Entered at the post office at Washington. D. C. as second class mall mattar. The Mystery in the Lansing Case. No surprise will be caused by the retirement from the Cabinet of Secretary Lansing, although the circumstances attendant upon that long expected eveat may well awaken something more than surprise. That there was discord between the President and the Secretary of State was a matter of common notoriety at the Paris conference, and a subject freely discussed since, but it was left to the President's arwn letters to show that reasons still unstated added to the estrange ment between the two. It is customary in cases of this sort for wise observers to look back of the published correspondence for the true reasons for the breaking of the ties between a President and one of his official family. As a rule the written langdtage is employed io conerai thought, and to gloss over any personal feelings. When reasons arc set forth they are usually those which redound most to the credit of him who offers them. But in this instance the motives assigned by the President for dissatisfaction "With the Secretary of State will impress most people as utterly inadequate. In the first letter of the scries furnished to the press the Presi dent inquires of the Secretary whether "during my illness you have frequently called the heads of the executive departments into con ference?" Upon the Secretary's affirmative answer Mr. Lansing's resignation was asked lor. In th? earlier letter the President had said that "under our constitutional law and practice no one but the President has the right to summon the heads of the executive depart ments into conference." But. in fact, the Constitution makes no reference to the Cabinet which as a body exists entirely without constitutional sanction. Mr. Lansing violated no constitutional principle. If he had, rebuke for that act would come curiously from the first President who ven tured to transfer the seat of the executive government beyond the Atlantic. President Wilson has never hesitated to establish new precedents for the country's good, and has been generally applauded lor liis actions. t That the President should have been in ignorance of these irf formal gatherings of liis Cabinet is surprising to those who have been best informed as to the conduct of matters at the White House during his illness. His secretary and his physician were frequent attendants upon the meetings, and were entrusted with the responsi bility of conveying to him information as to the character of the >f presidents, ! governors, financiers, boothlacks and stre?t ear conductors. ||e has 1 studied human nature from every ! anule. l?arely is it diplomacy to suggest the readinir of a certain book, but I bellore that his latest hook "Hu man Nature in Business" is the most absorbing volume that has been published in the last decade. He lias taken the most common place things of everyday life and j lifted them into the realms of true ' romance. One finds from a perusal j of his book, that rain In the early forenoon hurts bo-siness; but rain | in the afternoon has a tendency to help business. Kelly has discovered why the busi? | est corners in America are the busi | est.' And the deductions are so | simple that you winder why you have not thought of it before. He ! knows how many people out of a 'given crowd will stop in at a candy store. He knows why the hotel [clerk will tell you that you may .have a*room at S o'clock that night | when there isn't a sign of a vacancy ? on i tu, racks. He ha? discovered that two hun fdred and thirty men out of every thousand must have their hats size 6 7-8 but only one man In a thou sand wears size 6 1-2. COAL OR ??? KAISER. Bettor The" Washington Herald : On page 1 of The Washington Herald of February 7 appears an article entitled "Demands for War Criminals Criticised In Allied Na tions." In this article KeneVlvI ani, former prime minister of France, states that Americas fail ure to ratify the Versailles treaty and Kngland's troubles in Ireland and Kgypt prevent the allies from bringing military pressure upon . (?.?&tne s?ufir?? li? 'Round the Town Jaunting With Capt. J. Walter Mitchell Odd how mini > father?* a goo< joke can acquire in a short time instancing the case of Arthu , Miller, general office man of th? | Washington bureau of the late Net jVork Herald. ; On t'.e night that Krank A. Mun se y announced that the Herald was , to he consolidated with the Sun, Miller, who had held a place in th?s ? offlce for thirty-two yearn, ?aid: "I m a - Hfraia when 1 took this Ijob that it would not be pernia? ?nent." Within three days after Miller ; made the remark at least half a j do/.?-? other old Herald employes ?claimed credit for the joke, and ?ev ie ral of t!i?-m were given credit for ?it in New York newspapers. ? ?p ? ma a discussion of the white (paper shortage situation in the Sen ?ate. Senator Nelson, of Minnesota. ?roa?? up and said he thought it ,would he a line plan to abolish all I th?* sporting pages In the country? ?Whereupon several sporting editors came back at itisi with the asser- I tion that the Congressional Record! land not their sheets should be abol- , lished. "I certainly don't see any use for ? the sportine pages," Nelson later j explained. "| never read them, and 1 think there are a lot of other folks Just like n.c. I take no Interest in atanrli ? never have seen a prlz< fight, nor .? professional bast-hall ?game, and 1 wouldn't go across the street to witness a horse race. "Thnh>. Congressman WILL, D. UPSHAW j of iieorgia has gained a reputation as a raconteur. In the cloak room ? of the House he was relating stories I of the Southern negro. He said: "A goo?, colored man giving his ? experience In a class meett/ig ?le- : Ilvered himself of this? '? 'Bred'i-tn, nhe.i Ah wus ? boy Ata took cr hatchet an' went inter de woodsk When Ah found a tree dat wuJ! straight an big an' solid, ah ? didn't tech dat tree, but when Ah foun' one leant*-' a^ little an' holler' Inside, Ah soon had Mm down. So j when de debbll gets after Christians , he ?loan tech dem dat am straight . an' true, but dem as leans';, little ?an* am holler am suah good pfekjn' j fer him, an* dey makes de Urea ob | hell blase like a shanty on fire A UNE 0' CHEER EACH DAY O' THE YEAR Bj Jota Kradrlek Basgi. ??? It VaUHIUa. (Copyright. 1S.O. by The McCrure Newspaper Syndicate.) Whoe'er you are. whate'er your line If you shall need ? \'alentine, I'll ?erve if it shall chance to be Thut you've the Soul of Sympathy. ? Heart thut beat? responsive to The ?ufferer In need of you, And ?lw?ys do the best you c?n To serve and cheer your fellow man ! ?e BIBLE [Translated out of tho or!? na< i Longues and from the edition (knoVn aa "Our Mothers' Bible." The ?re??? Book of Mooes, Calle? EX O DC S. CHAPTKR XXXlX-Contiimed. 3 And they did beat the gold into thin platea, and cut it into wires, to work It in the blue, and In the purple, ; and in the scarlet, and in fine linen. with cunning work. * 4 They made shoulderpleces for It. to couple it together: by the two c<]ge* ? was It coupled together. ."> And the curious girdle of hi? ephod. that was upon It. was of th? same, according to the work thereof. of gold, blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine twined linen; as the Lord commanded Moses. 6 | And they wrought onyx stones inclosed In ouches of gold, graven, m signets are graven, with the names o, the children of Israel. 7 And bo put them on the atiorrtiV I ? ! of the cphod. that they should i*j stones for a memorial to the chiMron ! of Israel, as the Ix>rd commanded Moses. ! I r And he made the breastplate "f 'tinning work, like the work of the cphod: of gold. blue, and purple, and i scarlet, and fine twined linen. 9 It was foursquare; they made the ' breastplate double: a span was iho length thereof, and a span the breadth thereof, beim: doubled. 10 And they" set in it four rows or ?tones: the first row was a saiUius, a topaz, and a carbuncle: this was tilt first row. 11 And the second row. an emerald, a saptmlre. and a diamond. 12 And the third row. a ligure, an agate, and an amethyst. ? And the fourth row. ? beryl, an on\ x, and a jasper: they were inclosed In ouches of gold in their inclosinus. M And the stones were accordine to the names of the children of Israel, twelve, according to their names, like the engravings of a signet, every one ? ?ih ht* name, according to the tweK* tribes. 1*> Ai*J they made upon the breast plate chains at the ends, of wrenthen work of pure gold. 16 And they made two ouches or gold, and two gold rings, and put the two rings in the two ends df the, breastplate. 17 Ana1 they put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings on the ends of the breastplate. 18 And the two ends of the two ; wfeathen chains they fastened in ine two ouches, and put them on the shoulderpieeea of the ephod, before it. 19 And th*y made two rings of gold. ?nd put them on the two ends of Um breastplate, upon the border of it. which was on the side of the ephod Inward. ? And they* made two other golden rirgs, and put them on the two sides of the ephod underneath, toward the forepart of it, over against the other coupling thereof, above the curious girdle of the ephod. 21 And they did bind the breast plate by hia rings unto the rings of the ephod with a lace of blue, that it might be above the curious girdle of the ephod, and that the breastplate might not be loosed from the ephod; as the Isord commanded Moses1. -'_ f And he made the robe of the ephod of woven work, all of blu?. .-". And there was a hole fn the midst of the robe, as the hole of an haber? ?eon. with a band round about the hole, that It should not rend. i'i And they made upon the hems of the robe pomegranates of blue, and m?enle, and scarlet, and twined linen. ? a ?%?* ?~?-*?*? bells of pure gold, ?ni put the bells between the pome -M.i . e ncm of thc* rob?', round about between the pomegran ates; 2* A bell and a pomegranate, a be 11 and a pomegranate, round about the hem of the robe to minister In; aa the Isord commended Moses. fi 1 And they ' made coats of nne linen of woven worlt for Aaron, aaja for his sons. J tTo Be Continued.) Folks and Things Around Washington Labcrt St. Clair. => There Is an old saving around Washington that the Census Bureau always "plays in hard luck. The truth of ^he saying ha? been ?imply pQOved in the count of foiks In the country just closed. Instancing this, up in Ma-ine the snow was so deep that the enum- | erators could not get into the lum ber camps to count the workers, in the Northwest they got into Um camps and such big snows ftrll t'?at . they could not get out. In the ; South it rained so hard that the counters had to sretvr hip boots and divers* suits to get around, and. nat urally, they We it- d?lit > eU AM in the far West the counting was held up terrfuly by folks *who Could not decide whether they belonged But there, where they spent their win ters, or in the Middle West where they earned their livings. 1 iinmrraliir? Hate IteeM J ?? 1 ?J ?? ?*<.?? Fast.?? The activities of certain expert marksmen wrfo did not cire to an swer enumerators" <|u?Mions also have been productive of a ?rood deal of grief. Kvery now and then, upon becoming het up over some pointed question such as "Where were you born?" rantankerous indi viduals have reached behind kitchen doors for old muxJile-loading pro tectors and told the enumerators to "git" and git fast. Official records show that enumerators u ni versa U*? have upheld the dignity of the gov ernment by leaving and not enlac ing in disgraceful argument with the owners of the shotgun?. There is a law. of course, uhi. h ? rot cet s enumerators from assault. But it has proved of little benefit o? ing to the fact that laws usually hang around the court house down town while shotguns most frequently show up in the suburbs. Not all of the persons who cause trouble for the bureau actually draw weapons on enumerators, how over. There was the mayor of a large Kastern city who absolutely declined to answer questions. A smart enumerator went to the mayor's wife and got the informa tion. Another man. on the advice of his attorney, who happened to be in his client's house when the enumerator called, declined to an swer question* until Hie enumerator removed his hat. This case wss ??n pealed to Washington and the bu reau upheld the householder. A re ligious sect out West insisted that they were children of God and that their only home was in Heaven and that record stands. One enum erator actually d'sappcared and the bureau had an awful time locating hi" books. It cost more this year to take the census, per head, than it did In for mer years. Enumerators were paid 4 cents a head. They used to do it for 3 cents. A few were paid $*? a day. In the remote rural districts, and every now and then one would finish his work. NEW YORK HOTEL ARRIVALS. ?The followini; Wasliinyton'ans ha.'.' registered at ' New York hotels: R. \V. Unire. Dr. V. Ht-ndrlcksnn. Arlington: Miss A. \V. Digg??. Mrs O. F. Stengel. Martha Washington: J. F. Hall. ?. ?'. r.sggarhy. Alrasar: C A. l.lndsav. Aberdeen: \V. K Martin. Park Avenue; I, B. P. l'ai mer. Hreslln: ?1. ImliiTr J. Collins, w. A. Hall. Herald Square: H. nianton. Hermitage; D. 1. Mausen. Grand: E. D. Mc?arry. Navarre; F. E. 1'arker. We"tnt--ton ????? Ri;PRE8EXTATlVES: Woodward and l-olhrop. n of#a Journallet who served for m?ny years under Uodkln. of the New York Evening Post in the 4lay* when it had a fighting corps of editor? ?nd ?as constantly out for blood, seeking what sinner in Washington. New York or the couDtrty at large It might de vour. The ?on went to Tale, made a brilli?nt record as a linguist in the elsssics and as a ?cudent of art and lit erature, snd he has proved during the wir ?nd the po?t-war period one of ?he best-informed and most useful' of the American investigator? and work, ft? in Europe. What Congress Did Yesterday L Senator Townsend. Republican. Michigan. scored the Senate for what he termed time wasting methods "that had angered and di?? grunted the country." Commerce Committee met in ex ecutive session. Hearing on food roads wan held by the Committee on Poslofllces and Font Roudn. Senator Walsh. Republican. M**s ?chusett?. announced that petitions were pouring in on him from hia State urging Congress to investi gate the proposed ?ale of German ships, and give full publicity to the fact ?. Itili introduced by Senator Knute Nelson to repeal the act making apptopriations to supply urgent de flciencies in appropriations for the fiscal year ending June 30. 1920. Senator McKellar asserted that the Catted States Shipping Board had no authority to sell the for mer German .-hips, and had power only to hofld and operate them. Senator Tat Hurr s ..?. Mississippi, scored the present "demotion" sys tem of the army, and asserted that this with inadequate pay wan de stroying the morale of the service. R.ll by Isaater Fletcher was sub mitted as amendment to the army ? eorgan:salion bill. Senator Lodge submitted an amendment to the second delicien*y bill, providing $3.000,000 for the? premeivation and completion of ves sels now ? the docks of govern-, ment shipyards. Met at noon ar.d adjourne 1 at 5 15 I'nanimously passed the agrfcul tuial appropriation bill calling for . xpendituies of $30.Os?,000 in Wash Jagtest and einewhere in the United States during the coming fi.-? al resti V. ??<1 down a motion to re-com mi t the bill to the appropriations . ??mmitts-e by 243 to 113. K? prejwntative Adolph J. Sabath Illinois, introduced a joint resolution dirc.-ting the Shipping Board noi to s? ll the former German ships for wlw< h bids hav. been advertised. Kepresentative George If. Tink ham. Massachusetts, introduced a resolution to investigate the fixing of a ma ? i mum price of 17 and 1? cesti pn Louisiana sugar. Representative William K. Mason. Illinois introduced a resolution di recting the Koreign Affair? Com mune to investigate the alleged violation of the Constitution of the Culled States by Secretary Lansing and ?"to ascertain if it will have to be repaired or a new one adopted." It was ref#rred to the House Com mittee on Koreign Affairs For two hours before adjourn ment the House denated the bill to extend the court at the I'mied States Military Academy from three to four years. Representative Kdward E. Browne. Wisconsin, introduced a joint reso lution requiring Attorney General Calmer to appeal to the D. S. Su preme Court a decision by a l'ed era! Districi <"ourt involxing about $4)3?.*#?.*? worth of oil lands awarded to the Southern Pacific Railroad Company. An agreement was reached by the Senate and House conferees on the hi?l to establish toning regulations in limiting the height, sixe and area of buildings in the District of Colum bia. It is expected to be reported to the floors of both Houses Monday Appropriations committee met In *x ecutive session to consider sundry Civil bill. Naval affairs committee took up the naval appropriations bill. Military affairs committee conducted a hearing on the proposed purchase of additional land for G?11 Bliss, Texas. Mines and mining commit! <-r con tinued Its hearings on the mineral relief bill. The agibile lands committee dis posed of a number of small bills which have been pending. Representative jVred V. Sanders, laoulsiana. introduced a bill to au thorise the Secretary of War to turn over to the Interior Department, free of charge, surplus automobiles for the ut^e of heads of educational sys tems of the several State*. Representative Allen T. Treadway. Massachusetts, introduced a bill to issue 32.000.00?.OOO in 25*-year 4 % per cent "bonds for veterans of the world war." for the relief of desti tute ox-service men and their fami lies to be distributed as recommend ed by local posts of the American Legion. Representative John M. Rose, of the Nineteenth Pennsylvania Dis trict, followed In the footsteps of his colleague. Representative Strong, by introducimi bills to pro vide the various counties and Incor porated towns of his District with German war tro,-hiea. ? On request of former President William H. Taft, through the Secre tary of the Treasury, a bill was In troduced providing the sum of ?G..000 to prepare the Lincoln Me morial grounds for dedication of the monument ?a early a? next au tumn. Sens te Agricultural Committee yesterday ordered a favcrab e ie poit on the Kenyon-Ken1ri. ST l? s ?. ** lilsbe.1. U; knm at. Hetatl?. !..ei.lt._s s. ?.. IS?; 2 ?. to.. ST; S r ?... t? listatali IS ?. m. 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Indorsement ot candidates tor In ternational ortices, Typographical Temple. 2:>i p. m. Kle,'tri'Sl Workers. No. St. meetlns. 1.1*4 Pennsylvanie avenue northwest, t ?p. m. Masteal Eveata. t Fourth concert diplomatique. Bon? 1. ? i- nor. and Eleanor Brock, coprano, l'oli s Theater. 2>? p. m. 1 ?4*r= L Naval Orders I itmdr. Ho?.rd 11. J. Ren?????IBM Coei* maud G. S. K. Hu? tinosa, to I. a. s. \|r. I sell la command Row. Rest?t R-r. ivi c. s s Nasark: : 10 rosa. f. ?. G. s. H. lek. iTmc 171 asd sa 'board .Uro ooeimsd. Meat, l'omdr. r'red T. Berry?Pet. rota, anand De.lm.er PI?. EtghleeB. t*. S. ?.??G ? nsss. Mar. b 1."?. B?K lo ?-??.. r. o. V ?. K. Ma l.ieui. 1*1 Harold !.. (balleaser Del. B. 'S.. Mare Islaad. Cal to C. K M. Rl.-l? ! 1.1.B.1 j I.ieul 1 ..o?dr Uleasiorr r. CUrk ? Del. N.v.l Medical iVhool W..h H I . to dut? a? as Aeat. to BSBltar? KiujiBrrr IlrtHlblli of Ha?ti. Ueat. Cotadr. Edward H. Coasor ? Det. roeiB.a? t. M. R. C?ew: tu t. s S. SI?? I cl.ir ia eoaaai.ad. I l.irul Jawr. H. I'orae 1B-I 1 s S M ?Cook: te t S. K. Barlrr aa Krsjor tagioerr ?????tt ? l.le?l. JoBb BSaMaXe- Det G > s Pra enck: to eoaa. f. o. t. R. S. keesasqua iTtkf SSI aad is eoa.an.ajd whe? .-obibimI Ur.l Marti. ?rUres? Del. ISS A.m. iW.rd: te 1 iss. t. ?. ?. a. s Prrnt.l .ad ? ?n board ?Bea cotBaaad. Army Orders Capt. Albert P. EekeeU. air errrlee. 1. relieved froan fnnlier treatmrBt s: l'sil?d RlStr. Amy Geaeesl Hoopllal No 2.- aMt M.Heary. Md.. I? .ll.ehed to io? tori? ??cwd Isfsstr.v aad will pmreed I? CasiS 1 pi.?. New York, aad report f .r dat.? ?ilk last regiwest. MaJ. Rirkard * wjelswrtghl U'iiiit??" 1er Corps, epos the teeipoear? rlaatBi "f th' . reanouat depot. ? >?.. Meade Md ? 11 p' * ??red lo Camp \*v. Va., aad r?'porl !?? I * ooeiB.asdla? offleer of the ??nioiist drp-n tar re. 1 for don Plert Urn. H.rr? E. Ilatar