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U.S. INDUSTRY CM? MODEL Head of French Naval Mission Says Old World Must Follow. I PLEASED AT WELCOME, (government Bureaus and Steel Plants Cause Admiral to Marvel. ? ?(WoklHtn HenM-PuWft Vt*K*r Srarter, Speelsl C?W* DI?P??eb-> I Paris. July 11-?Admlial'Charbon-j nier, chief engineer end Inspectorj. general of the jractlce and expert- j mental servlcc oI artillery of the French nary. ha? Just returned; from the United States. where he headed the French naval mission. ile said in an interview he ttm convinced the Old Wcild must follow ^ the Industrial and scientific lessor taught by America. The mission of, naval expert# made a tour of the big American industrial establish- j menu specialising in the production of naval artillery guests of the Secretary of the Navy and with a view to a clortr relationship be- C tween France and America in the c science of naval crdntcce. The mis- ( sion visited V.'a>bington. PhUadelphia. the du Pont p'ants, Norfolk. Bethlehem. Nias-ara. Schenectady. New England and New York. i t 1 Bfrrwrd by AwHc*. Admiral Charfcocnier taid: jo The trip was sufficient to con- j vince us of the immense power of America for scientific and Industrial ' development. The people, young I and active, who leave nothing un- d done, make the best of the Inex- c haustlble riches. Without a doubt.' the positive, practical intelligence of Americans leads more to speciall- ? zation in production than to specu- , c iative. scientific research, but the i technical instruction in America is r moat practical. But the New W orld E has given us the lesson of fruitful activity, methodical organisation, r intelligent courage and marvelous jn aptitude for ats nr.llatlon. "We were touched by the welcome , ? on all sides from Americans. It is * regrettable that more French mis- ti sions representing all activities have 11 not been sent to the United States. G We were given a reception by Ad- b mlral and Mrs. Sims at the Naval ti War College, and were charmed s with the culture of the student J naval officers who conversed with us * in French about our art. history and o Utters. We have most happy mem- r orles of Philadelphia, where, at *: P banquet, our hosts airong the elite | a In Intellectual ana social life sang | P the Marseillaise with all their hearts v in French." ^ Admiral Charbonnier declared the d Bureau of- Standards at Washing- , ti ton the "best In the world" for con- (a structlon service. He praised also P the Aberdeen proving ground which it. amazed him by its size. Praises Bureaa. w "There is nothing comparable to a it" he said, "on this side of the B, Atlantic." One can try there all <j kinds of artillery and test any man- j ner of performance which is so ti necessary before deciding on in- r, stallation on ships. r "W ealso marveled at the Mid- tl vale steel plant, which Is character- | istle of America, where mechanical development Is such a factor In Its 11 Kreat output that the need of manual labor Is minimized. Bethlehem steel plant seems to us the most perfect and the most formidable Industry In Amedrica. "In Washington we were surprised at the arrangement of the War and Navy Departments In acres ofsbuildings. which is quite " n practical plan. We asked the Secr. tary of the Navy If there were ; any secrets we would not expect * rhem to be revealed, but he replied n< that the United States had no secret . losets for the French navy, and so " the trip was most beneficial in the "1 study of the details of artillery construction. .... ? , (Copyright. 1930, by Public Le<U*r Co.) dl WASHINGTON NAMES !? K. OF C. DELEGATES ? a' Washington will be represented at the thirty-eighth annual su- fo preme council of the Knights of fg Columbus in New York by D. J. w Callahan, supreme treasurer; Mau- th rice J. McAulllTe, State deputy; Michael D. Schaefer, past State . deputy; Or. A. D. Wilkinson and Dr. C. I. Griffith. * The convention will be held In New York August 3. 4 and 5. with headquarters at the Commodore *' Hotel. It is expected that 50,000 knights and their families will be In New York. This convention will see the launching of the enlarged educational work of the K. of C. The w convention will also make the offi- rf clal declaration of the presentation tr of the K. of C. statue of Lafayette tl, to France and the baton to Marshal Foch. At the close of the convention, the K. of C. pilgrimage will i sail for France. g(J i CITY CLUB MEMBERS S TO HEAR DR. BALLOU E _____ ar Dr. Frank Washington Ballou. new superintendent of schools of Washington, will address the weekly fim luncheon of the City Club "J inesday. Dr. Ballou will be Inluced by Dr. William Carl Ruesr. dean of Teachers' College at th rge Washington University. w i he address will be Dr. Ballou's e<1 first public appearance In Washing- *' ton. Dr. Ballou Is a member of the Boston City Club, which haa recip- w rocal relations with the local club. Dr. Ballou returned to Washing- w t?n yetserday from the summer ot ,;hool of the University of Pitts- th b>rg. where he was Instructor. the forum luncheon on Wednesday will be the last for the summer s#-*>"- R( ??? j ? of ? til tyi T jmm\ $602 Pay Check Goes to Mjner For June Work Frostburg, M<r, -July 1L?Joe Wltoski. a Runlin Pole, employed by the Atlantic Coal Company at __BlackfleId, drew $C01.<7 for a single month's pay (or digging coal. The pay for the flrit half of June waa 1329.04, and the laat half., $173.S3. almost the equal of the monthly pay of a Congreaaman. Wltoski dug during June ?9?.ll tons of coal, or enough to Bll eight large steel hoppers. Pat Plynn, at Meyersdale, drew $2(4 for two weeks' work in the mine of the Highland < Coal Company, operated by Roy Brothers, a short distance south of Meyersdale. During that period, Plynn averaged nine to ten hours a day. and unassisted in that time, he dug and loaded half enough coal to All a steel hopper car. iunketsaHs FORTHEEAST Congressional Members, Wives and Families Leave Golden Gate. The Congressional "Junket," the Ireat Northern, steamed out of the iolden Gate, San Francisco harbor, Friday, with forty-one members ol he Congressional party aboard. The members, who will travel in he East, are as follows: D. R. Anthony and sister, family f Representative D. R. Anthony, r.; sister of Representative Fred Jritten. Mrs. E. E. Browne, wife of tepresentative E. E. Browne, and aughter; Representative Guy E. 'ampbell. wife and two daughters; tepresentative J. C. Devera,1 wife nd two daughters; Representative C. Dowell; Representative L cl >yer, wife and two daughters; E. Erk. secretary to Representative >yer, wife and daughter; Represenative James A. Frear; wife of Repesentative Warren Gard; wife and iece of Representative L. B. Good11; Representative Rufus Hardy; fife and two daughters of Senator Villiam F. Harris; wife and daugher of Representative W. W. Hastngs; wife and two daughters of reorge W. Hess, director United tates Botanical Gardens; Represenative H. S. Herschman; wife and ister-in-law of Representative ames H. Mays; Representative J. i. Morin and two daughters; wife f Representative L. W. Mott; Repesentative Frank Murphy and son; tepresentative E. C. Osborne; aughter of Senator Carroll S. 'age; Representative M. F. Phelan, ife, two daughters and son; Repesentative Stephen G. Porter, aughter and chaperon; Represenative C. H. Randall, sister, niece nd daughter; Representative D. J. tiordan and family; Representative '. D. Robinson and son; wife of tepresentative Everett Sanders; tepresentative W. M. Shreve and ife; Representative John U. Small nd daughter; daughter of Repreentatlve Henry J. Steele; Senator homas Sterling and son; three aughters and sister of RepresentaIve C. D. Sullivan; son of Representative John W. Summers; Repesentative W. S. Vare. wife and (tree daughters, and Representative [. C. Woodyard, wife and son. 1AN IN BARRELDIES IN PLUNGE OVER FALLSOF NIAGARA continued kkom page one. )wn like a cork, swinging from the iddle of the channel on toward the iinadian side. With its black and hite stripes it looked like a giant >at on a flshline. Forty-five minutes after the bar 1 began its voyage it plunged over ic precipice of water at a point >out one-quarter of the distance :ross the horseshoe from the Canaan shore. It took the plunge headrst and slid down the face of the Ltaract in plain view of the watch's. until it was midway between the est and the foaming water below, hen it went behind a cloud of spray id was lost to signt. For several hours watchers waited ir the barrel to reappear below the .lis. William Hill, a riverman. ent dangerously near the foot of ie great waterfall In a rowboat in i effort to find the barrel. The Maid the Mist, the staunch little steamthat takes sightseers up to the ot of the falls, cruised about In arcb of the barrel. Pieces of it ere finally picked up and Stephens a* put down as another victim of e Niagara. The body has not yet en recovered. Vetera Plunger Wltaeaa. Bobby Leach, of this city, who ent over the falls In a steel bar1 on July 15, 1911, saw the death Ip of Stephens. Prom the first me that he saw Stephens' barrel each predicted that it could not icceed in making the trip. Mrs. Anna Edson Taylor made a iccessful "trip over the falls in an ik barrel In October, 1901. Leach's Ip took thirty-nine minutes. That Mrs. Taylor took ten minutes nger because she was caught In. i eddy below the fall* before rlv- ! men recovered the barrel after j e plunge. Stephens was 58 years old. H!s trrel was six feet high, and made staunch Russian oak girded with >avy steel hoops. The Interior of e barrel was padded, and Stephens ore a padded suit. The barrel was tuipped with electric Ughta and i oxygen tank, the latter with a is-maak-llke contrivance which as the invention of T. W. Hill, of rlstol. a friend of Stephens. It as partly to prove the efficiency the^inventlon that Stephens jnade Acti u Y. W. CA. Hostess. Hagerstown. Md.. July 11. ? Mr*. >se Dorsey Habersham, formerly this city, who has been for some ne doing war work In France, ilyand Belgium. Is hostess at the W. C. A. In Antwerp during the ternatlonal athletic games this aimer. Ouriottesrffle Boy Dwwti Charlottesville, Va., July n.? ilma Herring, aged 17. son of Mr. d Mrs. Matthew Herring, of Barursville. was drowned Thursday the Ohio River, near Pittsburg, e body was not found for two <rs and then about eight miles wn the river. It reached his me at Barbpuraville Sunday and buried at Rochelle. _ _ ? _______ i !| "SCHOOL DAYS" i ; "" Ait t OH W**; K*H I HH?. i 50M& HOW - \ we*T ? r \ ' ma QBSi^fc.fi3B5IIMK3rS9croiiiM^f j Thirsty Germani Fortunes for i I . Smuggle I i _H IWukliftra HrnU-Pikllf IWfw Sfrrl Iffrlll Ciklt DUfttck.) Berlin, June 25.?France, after suffering under German military invasion during four years of war. is revenging herself by a heavy commercial invasion o? the German market. This invasion in 1919 resulted in millions of francs profit to French manufacturers and ex- j pcrters of luxury wares like silks,', furs, perfumeries, wines and liquors. 1 The uncontrolled influx of these through the so-called "Hole in the tho West," contributed largely to I the collapse of German exchange since the armistice. German statis- ; I tics on importation are of littlo 1 value, as great masses of the pro- j hiblted luxury imports were brought in without control and even without payment of duty from the occupied zone. A summary compiled by the German semi-ofliclal Journal of Commerce and Industry from the French trade statistics shows that French exports to an impoverished Germany in 1919 Increased by 48 per | cent, as compared with the last reace year, 1913. The approximate figures reduced to dollars at the normal rate are for 1919. $25*.775,000, and for 1913, $173,353,000. j These figures reflect the increased CALLS FOR MONEY MOST NUMEROUS IN PRESENT CONGRESS CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE. vious reason that thnro were so maty that sucli would have been almost impossible. Only tf J of the ] bills introduced In Hie first two' session* of th-; Sixty-sixth Congress I became lawj; only fifty-two of the I public resolution- were adopted. > and only scvirly-five of the privato law's and resolution* were passed upon favorably. ' The majority of the bills acted cn involved the rairing and spending of money. The cumber reported cut of committee calling for money was 365 in the two sessions of th? present Congre.'-s The number not Involving appropriations or tho raising of money was 1*8. and tho number of committee reports 00 bills of a private chrxacter was 211. Of the 858 bills on which committees reported, enly 470 were acted on. leaving 388 ttlll pending. Family of 53 to Hold Reuion. Lynchburg. Va., July 11.?Mr. and Mrs. George Coleman and children, of Lynchburg, have gone to Appomattox to be present at a family reunion at the home of Mr. Coleman's mother, Mrs. Anna Coleman, at which fifty-three children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren are present. Deacon Objects To Church Talk On Moonshining Lynchburg. Va.. July 11.?A prohibition meeting at Diamond Hill Presbyterian Church, eighteen miles south of Lynchburg, in Campbell County, ended In a riot last Sunday when R. E. Mitchell, deacon of the church, uterfered when 8. N. Arthur was leiivartng a fervid oration urging the congregation to stop making moonshine whisky. Mitchell ordered Arthur to "shut up and leave the church." X turmoil started at once, members of the congregation taking both sides. So far as can be learned no blQwa were struck. T.. B. Tweedy, one of the :hurch supervisors of the Rustburg district, who had accompanied Arthur to the church, iwore out a warrant charging Mitchell with disturbing public worship. The warrant was later withdrawn, but 8tate Attorney A. H. Light has stated his intention of presenting the whole matter to tbe grand Jury at their next f sitting. I * 1 ??i 4 BtiW ; Squander ] ^rench Wines 1 into Rhineland i prices of all commodities. The statistics show that Prance is getting back a part of her losaes in Increased trade with her vanquished | enemy. Germany's share of the | French exports was increased mate- | rially In many coRuuodities as com- j pared with her total exports to all i f countries. 'l Germany took In 1919 SS per cent tl of the entire French export of >j cotton textiles against 1.4 per cent ? In 1913; 30 per cent of the total p woolen goods exports as compared , with 5.2 per cent in 1913; and 11 (, per cent of all French silk wares jD exported In 1919, against 2.5 per' cent in 1913. i (, France was further able to make ' \ up In part for the lost or impaired I * market for French wines, spirits | and liquors doe to United Statesin prohibition and Increased import' n duties In England. Brazil and the Argentine by dumping these bever- r ages upon Germany, against the ? will of the government, but to the delight of the spending public. While French total exports of spirits fell olT owing to the above causes practically 50 per cent be- n tween 1913 and 1919, Germany ab- j( sorbed in 1919, 3.200,254 quarts of, f spirits and liquors, valued at 25,- a 164.000 france (approximately J5.- b 000,000 nominal), as compared with a 411.851 quarts worth 738,000 francs fi (1147.600) in 1913. In addition to! these quantities of benedlctine,! u chartreuse, vermuth and other u aperitifs and liquors, over 13.330,- t 000 quarts of French wines came d In for thirsty German throats,' mostly through the open customs 11 barrier on the western frontier. j Of perfumes, soaps and toilet ar-1 tides, mostly luxuries, exported in { 1919, Germany absorbed 30 per cent. I The German share of these exports in 1913 was.only 2.4 per cent. Over * 10.000.000 pounds of these commodlties. valued at 43.S40.000 francs 81 (38.708.090 nominal), with a large part of which the German govern- Sl ment would willingly have dis- o1 pensed, were qold Into Germany last >' year. Payment for them assisted SI materially in driving down the ex- j change value of the German mark.'I. Almost 90 per cent were brought in'ei through the occupied area. im During the flrst two months ofjw the present year the flood of French sc wares continued to pour in at an m ever increasing rate through the oc- ! t? cupled xone In the west. Barely 20 | per cent came through the customs r gates over which Germany had con- L trol. BEAUTIES OF BEACH TO COMPETE FOR CUP " i >t Washington's own "Beauty Show ,r of 1920" will be presented at thejfr Tidal Basin beach Saturiay, whenl|n two silver cups will be presented by 'co Manager L. Gordon Leach to the local damsels endowed and adorned^ with the most pulchritude. sit At 3:30 o'clock, rosy maidens in fantastic bathing costumes will pa- p rade before three judges, who will pick the prettiest and mbst becomingly coatumed. Take It from Untie Eph. j a JACKETS ARE going lo bei? >opular this canon?for potatoes- I eq What we need ? wind shields to an irotect us from political speeches, to By DWIg|] f. * | I H\AH AiMO BEAST* BROKEN HEART I KILLS WOMAN: . !e k Rescued from Syrian Misr ! * sion, Mrs. Ferris G)mes ; Home Only to Die. i i Moundsville, W. Va.. July 11.? jt leseued from an American mission n Syria last April after her hus- t and ha<l been massacred by the1 f 'urks. Mrs. John Ferris, an aged:! roman who had spent the greater. f art of her life in foreign mission vork, died here yesterday from a|a roken heart after the tragic end i I f her work.. : \ Mrs. Ferris returned to her old j ome in MoundVville destitute. Vhen rescued from the mission stie p van exhausted from starvation. f Two sons and c large number of r ephews and nieces in Moundsville 4 lade a home for the aged woman. ARMERPROPS BALKY J HORSE UP WITH STICKS Hyattsvllle, Md.. July 11.?A farler of Seat Pleasant district. Prince eorges County, has a horse who re-^ uses to back. In fact, the farmer vers, so opposed is the horse to acking. that It lies down whenever n attempt is made to make It perorm a rearward motion.' * So the farmer has hit upon the nique plan of propping the steed a p with sticks whenever it gets con-i rary and takes a motion to lie own. He reports the plan a success. IP 1 u Eightieth Division Vets in To Convene at Richmond!? - a Winchester. Va.. July 11.?World?8 ar veterans who served in the 1 s; ightieth ("Blue Ridge") division;1 re planning trips to Richmond !" jring the first reunion, to be held |e pptember 4-6. A number of posts |n [ th,e division association have c pen formed in this section of the j '.ate. d Lloyd Williams Post. American s egion. Berryville, Va.. plans to t) ect a community building as a emorial to the marine officer for ~ hom the post is named. The ? heme is to be laid before a mass t, eetlng of Clarke County citizens s *norrow night. cj a )eaf Woman Badly Hurt [\ When Trolley Hits Team Frederick. Md.. July 11.?Mrs. u arrison M. Kemp was perhaps fally injured when a trolley car ruck the team In which she was vl fling. , oi Mrs. Kemp sustained a compound l< acture of the leg and was badly hi jured about the he&d. Her re- tt ivery is not expected. The accl- w nt occurred at a crossing on the sc pmp farm. Mrs. Kemp, who is a 'r? ute, is said not to have heard the tt gnal from the trolley. ather and Son Drowned Under Culvert in Storm Villa Nova, W. Va., July 11.?J. C. uffield and his son, Elvin DufReld. ere drowned in a culvert near here nd the body of the son has not een recovered. The body of the elder Duffleld was >ui)d buried in the mud four feet ?ep Just below the culvert. They id taken refuge In the culvert from ie rain, which proved to be a oudburst, and they were overhelmed before they knew It. Girl's Foot Muffed by Macbiae. Wheeling. W. Va., July 11.?Mary Iberta. aged 8 years, daughter of r. and Mrs. William Beck, near >ort" Creek, was caueht in a mowg machine, in front of which she n in play, and it was necessary to nputate her right foot above the ikle at North Wheeling Hospital, < .turday, jirii Orftaised to Pick Peaches. Hagerstown, Md., July 11. ? Miss ie Frlck. in charge of the worn- 1 i's department of farm work for 1 e county, has organized Hagerswn girls Into a peach picking I .ttalion. The girls have a fully i uipped camp between Smlthsburg I id KdgemAt. A large aumbar of I lunteers have been secured. _ - -w,. 1 ? iALLOU,SCHOOL! head, returns Vepares to Plunge Into Sea Of Educational Duties ** \ Here. * Dr. Prank W. Ballou. superlnendent of schools, returned to V'ashlpgton yesterday following the ompletlon of a course of lectures t the University of Pittsburgh, nd will today plunge Into a sea of rorlc made ready for him by acting uperlntendent Stephen E. Kramer. Kramer haa prepared data on eachers' salaries, supplies and ther school matters for submission o Dr. Ballou. The new superlntenent also will face the construction f a new curriculum for the schools, urchase of new textbooks and editions to the school administralon's clerical force. Dr. Abram Simon, president of he Board of Education, left Washr?gton yesterday tor a vacation. Dr. Bmon has decided o divide rork on the theory that other chool officials can do It Just as rcll. He already has r?llnquirhe? the uty of signing the semi-monthly layrclls In favor of Dr. Henry H. .earned, vice president of the school oard. and Intends to divide evenly cores of clerical tasks performed y Dr. John Van Schaick. jr., when e headed the school board. /eteTanslain iii pistol duel ieriously Wounds Opponent As He Breathes His Last In the Street. (<iprrlal lo Wnkliftoi Herald.) Charlottesvlllev Va.. July 11.?Zeb Ireedon, aged 27. a veteran of the yorld war. was shot and almost Initantly killed about noon today In Jarboursville, Just across the Oringe County line. In the course of in argument with Rufus Watson, iroprietor of a poolroom. The trouble between the men was f old standing. Breedon, who was mployed at the State convict camp n Amherst County. c*Ae to BarlOursvMle on a visit to his parents. He Wk* refused permission to ener the poolroom by-ON'atson. He stepped back, drew his revolver, ind started firing at Watson hrough an open window. _ Watson then drew his revolver ind. reaching through a door, shot ireedon. Falling to the ground, he former soldier continued firing. Watson leaned a trifle too far ouv he door. Broedon's fourth shot. Ired as he was drawing his last ireath. hit Watson In the right orcarm. Inflicting a serious wound. Watson, after receiving medical ittention. surrendered to Sheriff *ond. of Orange County. He then ias rushed to Charlottesville and >laced In the University Hospital. Breedon war wounded In the Arronne and was reported dead when i?> was not heard from in several nonths. Besides his parents. Breelon Is survived by five brothers. Even a Heaping Teaspoon May Be Only Half Full (By Universal Service.) When Is a teaspoon not a teapoon? The Department of Agriculture's nswer is: "When it is measuring baking owder or other ingredients making j p the delicate concoctions of friend ; ousewife." , , , . A series of tests just completed by he Office of Homf Kconomics showed variation of from 126 to 150 teapoons of baking powder in the ame one-pound can. according to he various types of spoons used as leasures. Tit* tests further showd the differences due to individual lanipulatton ranged ft"01 10 Per ent to 30 per cent, a wider range f variation than those due to the ifferent capacities of different teapoons. .. To put an end to the diseriminalon which permits some cooks to et so many more teaspoons of inredients out of a pound than thers. Secretary Meredith appealed j the Bureau of Standards for asIstance. The bureau, which derees the standards of all weights nd measures, has fixed five cubte entimeters as the theoretical iuiin* ty a teaspoon holds. Under *hJ tandard .the spoon should be filled level" and not ''heaping. [ail Stone Barrage Hurts Animal*. Lynchburg. Va.. July 11. ? * pry destructive hail storm passed i-er the Eagle Bock section above ynchburg several days ago when lil stones largo onounh to pone ate a tin roof fell. Heavy damage as done to crops and Ba^'n8 >me animals not tmdor shelter are iported to have been injured by ie big hail stones. Relatives Seek Hermit's Wealth In Lonely House Luray. Va.. July 11. ??l |p strange and "nthought of places 1n the home of Calvin Blckard. wealthy hermit who was killed by a bull In his pasture last week, about $7,000 of the dead man's money has f?Helatlvea mre searching the premises for other hldlng P'aces A few'hours before. Rickarddied he called his n^Ph?wRlckard. to his bpd*^e,.an<* flded to him some of the places *here his wealth was hidden, it is believed he failed to give full dtrecUons^kard had ,ived alone nearly eight years. He made h i will a few hours beforehls death. Besides bequests to relatives, Mrs. Walter Vlande, who lived with the family before his wife's death, was bequeathed fifty acres of farm land'valued it *150 an" acre, it Is said. H*r husband, relatives claim, was riven $500. \ '< , , 1 I Last $2 Donated To Church Brings Job to Pious Man dKcUl ? WxUutH Herald.) HyatUvllle, Ifd.. Jufy 11?Out of work and with no Immediate prospect of securing employment i Hyattsville man contributed his last ft to the $50,000 fund now being ralaed by St. Jerome's Catholic Church to build a new church, school and hall. Yesterday, this man told the committee in charge of the drive, he secured a job in the place where he had least expected to find one. Another striking; circumstance, related by the drive committee today, is that a number of those' who have contributed most heavily to the church fund, have received substantial raises in pay. The fund stood at $29,027 today. $2,639.60 was raised yesterday. \ * I ^ CaOtNG r?-2 *''' ? j News Item?Billy Sunday says , that in 265 years the whole world '.will have gone -crazy. I N ? By HAL M. COCHRAN.' Ta, ta. fair sensibility, , Yau've beea a Rood aid frleadi But, even so. 'twill aot be l?an E'er we will rrack the rid Of reaaan far yanr being here. You've brought an heaps af bllaa, lint llllly Suaday aaya e'er Inaa. We're train* ta laak - i i ii jT j The warld la baaad far Crasylaad. We're solas la rroaa the hllla That lead away from eommaa aeaae Ta fleida af daffy-dilla. j "W bo's loony bowf? will- aa mare be. When we have aoae amiss. I "Cause who ran ask the question ? hea The wbale warld laaka 7 !/^S' 1 Ml <=^ Our hralna will be cvclaalc aad Our Ihlaker will do trlekai Our watrk will rua haphazard aad He fall af luay-tleka. Our head* will he as empty shells; Wf woader, will we miss 'l'hn| Muff we used la think with w hen The whale world look* /Wyj/N i j*s6&i ~r |f^N>t& - 1 , I jCf-LL This verae I* wrlttea rears from bow. In futuristic tenses Perhnpa that I* the rensan why This thine roatnlas no sense. *?o crawl beneath your rrasy quilt, Aad common aea?e ill?mi?s| Thca you will kaow how It will seem W hen we all loak ? 1 Alexandria. THE HERALD BIREAH. A. S. Doniphan, 727 King Street. Alexandria. Va., July 11. ? Th^' body of Milton It. Evans, a former resident, who died in Philadelphia, j was brought here tonight and taken j to Wheatley's mortuary cliapel. The j funeral will take place at 4 tomor-! row afternoon. Members of Alex-1 andria-Washington Lodge of Masons j will be in charge of the services. Burial will be in St. Paul's Cemetery. Funeral services for Mrs. Fannie J. Marstillar, who died Saturday, will take place at 2 tomorrow afternoon from her late residence, the Virginia apartment. 415 Prince street. Services will be conducted by Rev. Dr. E. V. Kfcgester, pastor of th? M. E. Church South. Dr. Louis Fouiks, city health officer, reports that during the month j of June, there were forty-three births and twenty-four deatha in the city. The July term of the Corporation Court, Judge Robinson Moncure presiding, will convene tomorrow morning. , Religious services were held this afternoon at thp chautauqua tent at the head of King street. An address was delivered by Kirk Wallace, local secreary of the Y. M. C. A. London Ravaged By Epidemic of 'Asparagus Eye' London, July 11. ? The discovery that London is suffering from a wave of "asparagus eye," followi the announcement of the prevalence of the "asparagus neck." Patients with widely staring eyes and a tendency to astigmatism are coming forward in considerable numbers for treatment. The complaint is caused, according to doctors, by the eaters trying to keep his eye on tllo asparagus tip, at the same time watching to see if 1 anybody is looking at him. A visit to London restaurants showed that 1 all asparagus aatsra do UUa. TRAIN SLEUTHS FOR TAX WORK Commissioner of Internal Revenue Forced to Teach * Men New Methods. JULY IMPOSTS HEAVY Operatives Taught Unique Ways to atch Dealers Who "Sink" Pennies. I (Public Ledger Berrlee.) The Commissioner of InternsJ Revenue Is having his bad days. As If the enforcement of the Volstead act were not enough, William 11. Williams, who holds the position at present, has found that he has had to train an entirely new brand of sleuth to keep up with the work of collecting all of the tax due to the United States government under the thousand and one forms of war taxation. The bureau has just turned loose upon the country hundreds of men who were brought here to Washington and taught the intricacies of ginning down the Innumerable pen. ' nles that should flow through the drug stores and soft drink ?taiids into the coffers of the treasury. So well have these Investigator* been schooled that they all can distinguish the call of the copper cent that belongs to Uncle Sam, no matter how many of his fellows he may have been mixed with. Estimates which have been prepared by government statisticians show that the soft drink tax has been running hundreds of thousands of dollars behind, especially in view of the innumerable recruits that vanilla sodas and nut sundaes have gained In the past year. The law puts the entire burden upon the vendor, and he is equally liable If he fails to collect as when he pockets the tax after collecting. The government demands also that Immediate returns be made and a plea that the money was to be , handed over to the government ultimately will not be accepted as an excuse. All of these facts and many more, that are said to be highly secret but that will assist In catching violators, are being put into practice now in all of the States. Another factor that serves to make July the busy month of the bureau Is that any number of spe- " clal taxes come due this month. ,, Brokers, stock and bond, ship and pawn, all have to pay Uncle Sam ' in July for "The privilege of doing business another year. Theater*. curio halls, pool and billiard parlors and public automobiles are also called upon for annual assessments, due in July, and that will make the collections for the current month approach In sire those when the quarterly income tax payments are due. JAILORFRLJSTRATES ESCAPE OF INMATES Elkins. W. Va.. July 11.?A tip given Jailor James E. Shreve by a prisoner is thought to have frustrated a jail delivery early yesterday morning. A number of Federal prisoners had been returned from Federal Court but had not been placed in their cells. The plan was to throw a blanket over the head of Jailor Shreve when he came in to lock them up for the night, bind and gag him. take hi* keys and escape. Shreve secured the assistance of other officials who helped him lock up the prisoners. Bullets Aimed at Gits Hit Wife of Neighbor Hagcrstown. Md., July 11.?The combination of rat* and an air rifle owned by neighboring families of V. G. Wantz and Joseph Valentine, living on Elisabeth street, broke in the City Court yesterday when Justice R. J. Halm imposed a fine of $10 upon Mrs. Wantz for use of the rifle. It was shown that when she flred at one of the Valentine cats she missed the animal and several of the shots struck Mrs. Valentine. The cats, it was stated, had been after the Wantz chickens and Wantz decided upon drastic measures, which Mrs. Wantz undertook to put into effect. Justice Halm figured that when a woman shoots she never hits what she aims at. Dual Celebration Planned. Hagestown. Md.. July 11. ? ThS Hagerstown Chamber of Commerce has under consideration a dual celebration for this city and at Antietam battlefield on September 17. the anniversary of the famous battle fought there in 1862. The plans are in charge of a committee which will act In conjunction with residents of Sharpsburg. Weston Woman KOls Self. Weston, W. Va.. July 11. ? Mrs. Elsie l.eona Graves, aged 81, wife of Fred C. Graves, of Weston, killed herself yesterday at the home of hef sister, Mrs. W. L. Gooding, Jalrmont, whom she was visiting. She sent a bullet through her temrle. Mrs. Graves was in 111 health. Too Fat? 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