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Wlh? t>** VWf ^asljnigtfln Jtafcli O -''Jfebliahed Every Moraine in tlx Yew by Tke Washington Herald Company, 4M?4*7-4*9 Eleventh St. Washington, D. C I E. RICE. President and General Manager. Phone: Main 3300 All Departments SUBSCRIPTION RATES-BY CARRIER > In Walking*** yicim/y D*3y and Sunday, 1 Month, 4oe; 1 Year, $4-<"> SUBSCRIPTION BY MAIL IN ADVANCE Daily and Sunday, 1 Month, 5pc; 1 Year, $$00 - -ai-Daily Only. 1 Month. 40c; I Year. >3-S? Member of the Audit Bureau af Circulations ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES: The Berfrwith Special Agency New Tork. World Bu'ldlnc Chlcaae. Trtb?n? Balldlnc: St. Louis. Post-Dlspateh Buildlaa; D?trolt, Ford Building; Kinuu City. Mo.. Bryant Building: Atlanta. Oa-. HIS Atlanta Trust BolldlPr FRIDAY. JULY 1. 19*1. British Coal Strike Ea<U. E'OR nearly three months almost 1,000.000 coal ' miners of Great Britain have been idle. They ' *- return to work on Monday. Their strike has brought unemployment to a total as great as their ovn number. The losses in production outside that of coal have been enormous. British foreign trade has suffered and the men have had to surrender their main contention that all coal mines should pool profits and that wages should be a common charge against the pool. The men have made a wonderful fight of stubborn'~Endurance. They have yielded as a choice between that and starvation. How they and their families have lived through the long strike period is ? mystery. But it shows on how little people can subsist under the strain of necessity. It is probable the strike would have been lost in any event, but this was practically assured from the start, when the pump men were called out leaving the mines to flood. The supreme folly of this in that it would have destroyed the source of their own employment, and the will to do this, turned the public at the start, against the men. They now accept the wage scale which was offered. and against which they struck. The government supplies a temporary bonus to assure even this, during the period of readjustment. In addition a profit sharing plan is agreed upon which ivould seem to assure exactly what the first demands Were intended to prevent. That fs, inequality of wages in the different fields. Indeed this surely irill be the result unless the men pool whatever profits they get and prorate them equally among themselves regardless of their source. Under the profit sharing scheme, the first Charge against each mine is labor and it is agreed that die wage scale shall not fall below a 20 per Cent increase over the prewar scale. Next will be paid all operating charges. Invested capital will then receive ?17 for each ?100 that has been paid for labor, or 17 per cent of the labor cost. Right here woold seem to be an inducement not to cut, but rather to support wages as the greater wage ^harge' the greater this initial return on investment. All above this return to capital, if there is any such Surplus, is to be divided on this same basis of 83 parts to labor and 17 parts to capital. The mines that are lean and expensive to operate, probably will have no such surplus. Some certainly will not The richer and more easily worked ^he mine is, the greater will be the surplus. Wherever there proves to be this excess in profits, or where increase in production can bring it, the natural tendency of the men will be to speed up, increase the tonnage per man and get their 83 per cei:t of the result from this extra effort. Also, if tjpyy^_-excesses are pooled and divided with the workers in the poorer mines, those who work to gain, and to add to them, will probably insist that the benefited fellow workers, labor just as hard as they do. The result of the combination may be a djfry material increase in the national production of eOal It will at least be a very interesting experiment. So much of Great Britain's industrial life is based u^>on coal; it is so important a factor in her whole economic structure, that anything affecting it is of vital importance. Whether the same plan or principle would apply as to other mining industries or ia other countries may or may not be settled by this British experiment. The Dutch cabinet has threatened to strike. "They have had a disagreement with their em'iployes on a question of party jurisdiction. M ' Have a Heart. THE policemen of Washington have found a friend at court in the person of Representative Olpp, of New Jersey. He would have them wear summerweight uniforms in summer. Every njian who finds a Palm Beach entirely too cumbersome for comfort as little rivulets trickle down his back and others meander around his ears, has won4/kred at the power of mind over matter as they l*^ve seen the police go about their duties in their heavy uniforms. It is only custom which clothes the police in the old-time army blue which attracts and holds the heat. There is no reason they should not have a summer uniform of the same kind and color as the Philippine constabulary which is sufficiently distinctive from our army color. Also many police af American cities wear, in summer, a helmet of the same color with a band that sets it out from the bead, like that of the British troops in India. ;! Commissioner Oyster who has control of the police, has a heart and a big one. He appreciates ^hat the morale of his force means. If he owns a j baggy dog. he has had it clipped before ttfis time of year. He would not knowingly do an unkindly act a?d he has great pride in his fine body of police. It is a safe bet that if it is humanly possible, and all things humane are possible, that the police of Washington will blossom out some day soon in %bt. cool summer outfits and they will show their appreciation in efficiency. n>. Where is the man of today who can reasonably be charged with hiding behind his wife's ,;;?kim? ;< Sbort ia Words, Long in Merit. *Y/HAT is probably the shortest bill before this W Congress is also one of the most meritorious. ^ It simply provides, "that all person* who fto-jserved as officers of the United States army Airing the world war and who have incurred phy?teal disability in line of duty, shall be eligible for f^tirement under the same conditions as now pro 1 , 1 1 ~ 111 1 provided by liw for officers of the regular army whf have incurred physical disability in line of duty." It doe I not teem possible that any one could seriously object to it and, as a fact, no one has, yet there has been much trouble in keeping it from being smothered under the avalanche of other bill* poured upon Congress in this special session, ll does not cover any great voting body. It .would apply to only about 1,800 men, officers o? the American emergency force, not of the regular army, who were wounded in France. Those of the regular array, including the Marines, are provided for by the law which has been long "hi operation. This but extends this same law to these 1,800 who fought alongside the regulars, in the same battles and were permanently disabled Many of them had very comfortable incomes from jtheir earnings. They now, bocatt.se of their disabilities, have to do what they can. Some were professional men who lost their business by leaving it to enlist, and are now physically_handicapped. It is a little bill but of huge importance to these men, and of equal importance to the honor of this country. There is much talk of prepared! ness. The best preparedness is the spirit of the people and that the young men shall feel that no sacrifice is too great for a truly grateful country. The Philippine Islands are hardly in the same class with American railroads. The island government only needs a trifle of $20,000,000 to meet its deficits. American Exports. IT IS not unnatural that there is a feeling that too much importance is attached to the foreign trade of the United States since it normally represents but from 7 to 10 per cent of the country's total production. But an analysis of what constitutes these exports shows clearly why this foreign trade so materially affects the prosperity of this people. The American delegates to the International Chamber of Commerce at London, reported to that body that the United States produces a quarter of the world's agricultural products and over one-third | of its minerals. Of these foods and metals there I are sold to those of other countries and exported, 60 per cent of the cotton, 25 per cent of the grain, 50 per cent of the copper, 20 per cent of the petroleum and a considerable proportion of coal, meat and iron. All of these represent new wealth. They form the bulk of what makes up the country's continued prosperity. They are what nature adds to the national bank account. They are as "raw" as any raw materials can be. That is they contain the smallest possible labor increment. It is manifestly not only important but vital that the country should not alone realize on this raw wealth, but that it should secure the best possible price on the best possible exchange value for other commodities of which there is not here an exportable surplus. It is the free flow to the best markets which this class of products needs, rather than any form of tariff, to prevent their importation. With a proper system of transportation and distribution, there is no occasion for fearing importations of what we produce so large a surplus and so large a proportion of the world's supply. That a tariff on these products is now necessary is due in the larger part to the fact that the system for their domestic transportation has grown Nke "Topsy" without other direction than human nature has provided and it is not human nature to look out for the other fellow. That is supposed to be the product of Christian civilization. This country is now transporting its commodity products at the highest possible rates; all the trafficO*iH bear and then some. No adequate advantage has been taken of our waterways whose improvement would greatly broaden foreign commodity exchange. Similarly the system of distribution is unduly expensive. It is intricate and involved. Its direction may be that of the shuttlecock, as it was with sugar only a year ago. It is calculated to increase not decrease prices, and so to decrease 'not increase domestic consumption. This same system frequently hampers export as does the excessive cost of transportation. Low carrying cost and directness to the ultimate market are two factors of far more importance to commodities of which there is a greater surplus production than any other. With such a great portion of the basic products subject to export for the foreign trade it is evident that the United States can no more stand aloof in these days from foreign entanglements than any manufacturer can from his domestic market. The United States is economically entangled with the rest of the world to the extent of billions of dollars every year. If this government is of, by and for the people, certainly it must follow such a volume of trade as concerns every one of its population. Does reviving popularity for the old songs mean "Landlord Fill the Flowing Bowl," "Brown October Ale," or "It's Always Fair Weather When Good Fellows Get Together?" Back Pedalling. THE Socialist national party which met with itself to listen to its own oratory, has adopted John Spargo's policy that internationalism belongs at home; that it is based on nationalism, and without nationalism, internationalism is but a dream. It repudiates the Third Internationale with its Moscow attachment. In other words it repudhtes Communism in which it was entirely inconsistent as Socialism which does not reach to Communism, is but a name. , Morris Hillquit, who has occasional lucid moments, denounced the Russian Socialism as "imperialism in disguise." It is imperialism without the disguise and yet it is no more so than what he advocates, if put in operation. The fortunate difference between Hillquit, Berger and the rest of that group, and Lenin and Trotsky, is that they have more of mental and moral integrity, but less of courage. They now know they are four-flushing, but enjoy what has become a harmless prominence. They have become better Americans as they have witnessed that their logic would inevitably lead in operation and application to what they now denounce. When American labor and American capitalists both denounce Russian Sovietism and reject it. Senator France might as weH recall himself as Ambassador Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary to the court of Lenin, Trotsky and Bill Haywood. r . France is afraid of.the proposed alliance with Great Britain. She is afraid of offending the United States. She is in mortal - terror of Germany. She is afraid of Greek dominance in the Mediterranean. She is afraid of a revived Austria-Huagary. She is afraid of Italian control in the palkans. She is afraid of the Arabs in Asia Miner. She it afraid of herself. And that is all that it the matter with France. ?r??noi*? mioBT to ' STOP WAHIH MMUSO. 1 don't know of anything more preposterous, more absolutely absurd, more utterly Impossible than proposed legislation against women smoking In public," said Miss Alice Rowell. of Los Angeles, at the Bancroft. "Not that I approve ef women smoking in public, or anywhere, perhaps, but just the same it Is not a thing for men to legislate about, nor wilt legislation really remedy the evil, if you choose to call it that. It would do Just about as much good as the blue law restrictions and would be Just as senseless. Perhaps the sight is offensive to tne delicate sensibilities of some of our Congressional delegation as well as to many otheial of us?a new custom is borne with difficulty. Despite the probable un- j loveliness of such a specta'cle. what right has any representative to attempt to secure such discriminatory legislation? RESENTS ATTACK ON WOMEN'S FREEDOM. "Now, if woman gets the same pleasure front- smoking in public as men. what basis is there for legislation that will limit her activities and will leave unhampered man's privilege in the same field? Why is it so terribly wrong tor one and apparently 'the thin%' for the other? Remember, I don't champion woman's smoking in public or anywhere alse. but I ?)o challenge man's right to regulate her conduct by legislation, when the thing he seeks to ke?p her from ! doing he does himself with the utmost freedom and approval of the law and society. Why doesn't the Representative Introduce a bill prohibiting smoking in public and making it a legal offense for botii nv.-n and women? Then he would appear to have at least some foundation for his attempted reform legislation. I have seen in the public haunts of our law-making i> dies things that offend, my sensibilities whicli 1 think are n->* unduly tender and ?i?*.~eptlble?reoi; tables. f??r instance, for tobacco extract?but what would be the r.t'itude i f men towp.u me if I sh-uill st^inpl to have legislation introcTuced making a legal offense the act which makes , their use a necessity?" INSISTS ON E<tL'AL PRIVILEGES WITH MEN. "So you believe that our legis- , lators should not concern themselves with the making of laws regulat- 1 ing the morals of women?" Miss Rowell was asked. I "I certainly do not believe that'( they should busy themselves with j any legislation tiiat denies to worn- || en the exercise of a privilege that 1 is permitted to men," replied Miss i Rowell. * 'Liberty, equality and the ( pursuit of happiness." says our Con- ( stitution. I suppose that those cuspidors seen so frequently in Con- ? gressional halls are there as a re- ' suit of the 'pursuit of happiness;' ' so perhaps is the spectacle of both 1 men and women smoking in public 1 or private the result of a similar ' pursuit?hence, another reason for 1 noninterference by law?and surely a double reason for noninterferece J that produces discriminatory legislation. SEES ATTEMPT TO 1 EVADE RESPONSIBILITIES. The history of woman," contin- ; ued Miss Rowell. after a brief pe-j1 riod of reflection, "Is what men have j, made it?her future will be partly ; j the result of her own direction and < will. Whether for better or for | worse, I am not seeress enough ton attempt to prognosticate. All I feel ; ( confident in saying is that her fu- j, ture will be different irom her past. 't Hitherto man has tried to fotet upon j. woman all of the supposed virtues | j and has claimed for himself a re- , spectable indulgence in the so-called , carnal pleasures. A little 'divvying , up' might be to the advantage of j both. , "With the urgent need for worth- | while Congressional action." con-lj eluded Miss Rowell, "it is beyond j] my conception how any Congress-i< man can fiddle away his energy and j( time in considerig such foolish and i impossible legislation as the proposed t law forbidding women to smoke in 1 public. In a way, it appears to bell an attempt to evade real responsi-;t j bilities." O.N. B. jl Wlifltthenars Indicate , FRIDAY. JULY 1. It21. ] Many friendly stars have power < today, according to astrology. Mars, S the Sun, Uranus. Mercury and Jupi- i ter are all in beneflc aspect. Nep- 1 tune, alone, is adverse. I During this sway all ambitious < projects should be pushed and im- ? portant plans should be made. i The configuration is most fortu- < nate for all who* are at the head i of big projects, for the stars fore- t shadow great development of Inter- ( national interests, commercial, in- j tellectual and artistic. i Mercury today gives fair fortunes i to all who enter Into signed com- j i tracts. It is a lucky day for leases < or for any agreements that carry 1 with them financial returns. < Jupiter gives fair promise to edu- ( cators and members \of the legal i profession. Again within a few t months there will be a high judicial i office to be filled. lawyers are to 1 receive many honors. < There is a sign presaging promo- t tion for persons near the President l and this seems tb indicate that a c woman will not gain a place In a the cabinet. ' % Persons whose birthdate It Is have the augury of a very success- 1 ful year. They should prosper be- i yond their greatest hopes. Changes I that involve travel will be fortu- i nate. Young women will be much | courted. 1 Children born on this day are 1 lik>ly to be qaick, highstrung and j lucky. These subjects of Canoer y usually advance rapidly in Whatever f J**v undertake. ? ? i The Triumph .J?? * af ? HOWDOY&gLO* /S I'J JCi || nu.<MM?Mo ^ J Sca**TK?i w n- I Jj WlWM. WIMM * I f, imk '*m o^t. itwr'u. j J ?UCJ tw^CB?t 1 "N ('' 'NM/WUJWIWI ' ?VT TMt MMM ?' MUNI AT IX mi, $1 W?*U. NMM * MI*M f TMT WU M A UMK1 ., Umwi nwv"*.-/ ? Answers Justinian. ro the Editor. Tbe W?>hia?to? Her 114: Justinian's challenge to his critic* In his letter to The Herald of recent date that they deny if they can his statement that England has done more for civilisation than all other nations combined should be accepted. The burden of proof should be placed upon those who make ao broad an assertion. England's contribution to civilisation should not be appraised at Its present apparent value, but by considering what would probably be the condition of the world if she had kept her battleships at home and bad given to other nations the free rein which she has denied them. She has advanced civilisation or re. tarded it in accordance with what he considered her material interests. She has built railroads in China but she has also forced opium upon that unwilling people. One of the causes of the American revolution was the fact that she prohibited manufactures in this country. It is claimed that England has led the world In music, science and the fine arts. Justinian refers to King George III. who made war on the colonies, as a full fledged German with whom the British were not in sympathy, and mentions his hiring of Hessians to light us. in an evident effort to place the real blame for this war upon Germany, defying his :rltlcs to deny these allegations. They should accept this challenge ilso. George III was a lineal lescendant of King James I. and he lid not lead the English people Utalnst their will but was led by them. Pitt. Burke, and others siml>ly voiced the opposition, such as Is found In every war. Green's Short History of the English People in speaking of the Tories of that lay says, "They were ready again ;o take part in politics; and in tbe accession of a king who, unlike his? wo predecessors, was no stranger Jut an Englishman, who had been >orn in England and spoke English, he Tories found in him the opportunity they desired." ^*age 729.) Instead then of the king leading his )eople into war against their will he Tories found in him "the op>ortunity they desired." He was in 'act insane too much of the time to ead anybody very successfully. He was not even able to sign the stamp let, which aroused the first great itorm of protest in America against .axatlon without representation, ind which wta passed five to *ne n the House of Commons, and inanimously by the lords, the royal tssent being given by a board of tommlssioners acting for the king It is not denied that he {or those >rosecuting the war) hired Hessians to tight Americans, and American ndians to scalp Americans, and American whites to betray Ameri:ans; but the suggestion that this vas a German and not an English var is negative by the presence In !ront of the White House of the itatue of Steuben, a "full fledged 3erman." who assisted America, ind by the late presence of another itatue In front of the IPar College >f Frederick the Great. wU pre ented a friendly sword to Washingon. The kins was 75 years old ind "hopelessly insane" when he Is illeged to have led his unwilling mbject8 Into the War of 1812. In vhich they burned our capitol end 'avaged our coasts. To claim t tat Jeorge III did all this is to pay a ilgh tribute to the directing ability | >f a craay imbecile, and a *ery loubtful compliment to the pronoters of civilization. Would Justinian object to having the kaiser eferred to as a full fledged EngIshman because he is a grandson of }u*en Victoria? Is it not true that j the War of 1812 was occasioned argely by England's refusal to iblde by the treaty of 1783, which ihe seemed to look upon merely as "a scrap of paper"? Justinian says of his erltcs "If they wish an indepedent Ireland ?hy don't they go to Ireland and ight for Irish freedom?" The falrtess of this alternative is not ap>arent. Does he mean that we may lot speak for any cause without oblgatlng ourselves to make the sdiremt sarcriflce for that cause? May ?e not speak for Armenia without rolag to Armenia to fight?nor for P*1m. wmr for Uu Byf J?W?. of the Utilitarian Over irwiiMM. Mi. u TV mMK Tin wn .1 ni?r fff ^ Y jm fJffT ???, ? j f" T?ftT imu JN i? mn ?r monty MTMMTMMt tiwtmmnmm'm I"**' ^ r n"* (surcwDsX * ? i**'"" *- I ? ???""***'' *"" [*1 Its s Mil MS. *. HMMIlIM ?- dW liill ? **, Ih. ^ t Letters to 1 , \ >0 DJMOU rOBMtaU n cation* will frlited ta P the "Open Court" calami. n THE EDITOR. 1< without offering to enlist in the cl miliary service of those people? n MARTIN J. DUKF1CT. !fl 1301 Irving street northeast. J ^ _____ b Flays District Schools. ^ To Editor The Washington Herald, b Once when my eldest boy was 9 ti years old I received an urgent re- a quest to report to his teacher. These appeals had not been infrequent if during his school career. "He re- n quires too much individual atten- a tlon." "He Is bright but chafes un- v der restraint." "He finishes his h work before the others and then n won't behave." ii 1 went to school and sat in a ij corner of the room waiting for the t teacher. In that half-hour of wait- ti in*, thoughts burned with a Are of gi rage. In the fetid atmosphere of n a room heated to eighty-eight de- t? grew, for I looked at the ther- 4 mometer. sat fifty children. Ten of cl the boys and one or two girls looked n alert and full of life and spirit. They were giving the teacher trou- f? ble. My heart sang a Te Deum, for ? they seemed the only vital element v in that room?the future kings of a the earth! The rest were apathetic j p and heartrending. My sympathies for the teacher were aroused, bat- j ti tling as she was against tremendous n odds, white-faced and determined, j cl trying to educate young America- j si That day and hour I pledged my-, self to fight in a great cause. Here in Washington we are unl que in our form of city government, * and after fifteen year's residence, j I know that the need of our schools are a metter of small import to Congress. The other day 1 sat for six hours in the District committee * room of the Senate, daring a report c of the engineer commissioner. e More than half of the period was consumed in "haggling" over small items of construction. The commls- C" sioner submitted an emergency re- P' lief request for building funds. He f< asked for two-fifths of the sum cl recommended to Congress my the hi board of education the superintend- ni ent of schools, and the citizens of si Newark Gty -iTT^Ci' 1 KTi^in^TrtM^ By 'U 1 . ' ? I Olio'. MeIN O NEW YORK. June 30.?Thoughts j 1 while strolling around New York: I] i Pretty housemaids taking their aft- v emoon off. Transforming brooms c into social scepters. Adventure rus- g ties the winds. They may be car- n ried off to teas by avenue boule- o vardiers. Hundreds have journeyed a from slaveydom to the bridle path, a There's Marc Klaw in front of the t Plasa. d A great scholar in a hovel and across the street a chewing gum 1 king in a mansion. Mary Carolyn s< Davies. the vers lybrist. She's a p Purple Pupite. a frequenter of Ro- g many Maries. A laborer with a * Rupert Broks profile in crumpled * corduroys. I'm getting so I can tell ; t< time by my wrist watch. t< The old Chelsea district. Life here r is frankly um*urtained. Junk shops d and spaghetti factories. Olive skin- t< ned women making artlgficlal flowers in dingy windows. A Sicilian 0 woman with a baby squatting on tj one hip. Rickety stoops and old- fa fashioned pull bells. Heavyset men tl sourly meditating on life That drab building on the river ii front is the m<?>*ue. Black wagons ji depositing burdens rovered witk a blankets. A swarm of undertakers' o runners at the door. Now and then C a scream' A dead soul identified, t Poverty everywhere. Ond once this n was the stamping ground of the ti ancien regime. The asphglt rang )< with highsteppers pulling their u overfed masters. * p All the women lean on the win- M dow sills. Calling querulously to underfed brats. A dosen "Family ii Wine Stores" vacant. Dingy candy o shops with windows piled high with Ii psperback aove's. A toothless old Ii woman scanning the gutters snd 1< talking to herself. Heaps of rubbish t Odors of stsle cooking. d Street lamps begin slelUjr to blink, ti the Beautiful. IP ? li" \ r~'t'?Z " \ *' j7?,. f* rrr ir ??' "<* -- IM? *t?f # ?*# ?ttf ?M. J '<? ???. .u. * lil" *?? ill ^ > "r SS^v'' *-ICMTf o? S?0* .,?< * "" J* * ee? *' ,?..? ? z*l * ?? momm* ? jg 1 ?... fiHnl fggg-. Vahhington. At the Bime time h lade it clear that hie requested ap ropriation would not cover th eeds of the District. *ut would al iviate only flagrant deficiencies. The Mothers' Congrena and As so tat ion of Parent-Teachers her tade a complete survey of achoc tcilitiea and were shocked by wha hey found 8o far it has mace attle with little advance: but. wit! lie present co-operation of th ewspapers. who have a splendt arage of criticism, we hope to at ick certain "Huns" of the Houa nd Senate with telling effect. It is a long story, but the follow ig strike thinking parents ? para iount: (1) Smaller claas room re required to aecure more indi idual attention. <2> The a<hool ouse should be in every way i todel of present day construction lvolving modern methods of heat *g. lighting, and ventilating <J here should be adequate medica ispection. (4> Children of the first econd and third grades shoul* ever be forced through congestioi y attend school from 1 o'clock t? SO This is a crime against th hild's nervous system. as al tothers and teachers know. Now in order to carry out thes? our cardinal requirementa. as w te it the taxpayer will have to in est more in the future of his child nd teachers will have to. be bette aid and more selectively chosen. Can there be anything in thii Ired old world in more urgen eed of succor than tomorrow' hild whose appealing arms ar treched out to us for help? A MOTHERleport Says Japs Agree To Evacuate Siberu PEKIN. June 30? Japan has en red into an agreement with th? hita government in Siberia t< racuate Siberia within foui lonths, according to apparently au tentic reports received here. Th< hita government, in return, ha romised Japan additional fishery >rest and mine concessions and th< Itoice o all concessions on Sa* ?lin Island, or coastwise and rivet svigation privileges, the rapor lid. Day^Da^ YRBt *' 1 ^ ?r?r Broadway ghostly and emp r. Chairs in front Of the old Broadray Central the patrons sit at thi urb in chairs. And the (amoui rand stairway of the Flak-Stokei lurder! How the newspapers tol< f its grandeur. How mediocre ii ppears today. Upper Broa?l??: n*me with light. Ginsbergs Wher? hey have roast goose That's m; lah. Hot do*! An English steamer brings a mys ery princess to New York heavtl] vathed in veils. She wa> met at th? ier by armed guards who marches ilently beside her brougham. Shi rent to a theatrical hotel?and nex reek her press agent will no doub sit us at Just what vaudeville thea cr she will make her debut. 8h>i ews reporters are -felasr Thel idn't'tratl her. It is very old stufl 9 them. New Tork back yards are belni onverted Into garden cafes afte he Paris fashion. Admittance Is bj ivitaticn onlv and thel do say thai be flask is popular,, Tabled'hote meals have slumpei l price. The ti dinner is n'.w (1 75 .nfl the SI.6* meal Is ?l And evei * this redaction there are acrei f empty tafelea in the Katlng Belt 'tchestras are being dismissed hi he dozens and a hopeful sign li nany cafes is one reading: "Do ao Ip the hat check boy." In the bt| otels. where a cover charge of t sed to be made during the danrini eriod. the charge is now cents lew Tork la dining oat very little The hardy gurdv men have trick n their trade, too. One horribl: ut of tone is followed by a secon< n perfect tune and rendering th< iteest tunes of Broadway The firs i tossed moneu to move on gad li he eecoad. the apartment Itoua welters And sa->. relief that the] ?n>*T. ItXT i. mi. MVCKTM EUMITI KKW KIKD or Pl'Wm. Duckplns made of ItnluM ?** that have hm4 the wear *n<l tear of hundreds of gamea art among the wood product! Juat placed on exhibition la the eectlon of wood ( technology m the National Muaeum ? On* of the laminated tenpins la , from a aet which waa used In 1.7M . game* on a Chicago allay. One of th* duckplna wai uaad Id MT games on a Washington alley. These laminated pin* atood up i>d?r th* ?trmln a* wall, and In iihm eaae* bett*r than th* aolld type * Other example* of wood conaervatlon In th* form of built up or laminated airplane wine tib* t*nplna. duckplna and aho* last* ha%* : been received from the forest producu laboratory at Madison. Wh Theee product* have loaf alnce pa*aed th* experimental atage Th* ! lighter ply wood win* rlbe ham consistently supported h*avi*r load* i than the original solid typ* rib* Owe laminated shoe laat eent to u has beea uaed by a Wiacoaaln Arm j In the manufacture of fifty pair* ! of ahoa* and allow* little slga of . wear. A aerlea of twenty-three apedmen* and photograph* representing the work of an Industry that g*M j hand In hand with present-4ay r*a' rtttlon methods has jnit bun j rte?jv^d by the intlon a gift I from the Muskegon Machine Cea! pany. of Muskegon. Mich. These, the producta of an automatic | tall rlue Jointer, are small samptss I Of what is being done la the way of building up automobile running board*, door*, etc.. - hair seat* moldings columns. framea and countless other thlnrs from sasll I Pieces, much of which hss hitherto been clssaed as waste, and ha* baea conveyed under boiler* to be uaed a* fuel. -Tie proceas of making wide lumber from narrow atock is done at . | one operation with the aid of only three men to a machine A feeder stsnds st either end of the machine and each feeds a narrow I piece of wood into the machine at .the same time Both piece* ar* : Slowly drawn toward each other, [and at a tlxed point In the operation both are taper grooved, the e j taper of one being oppoalte to that -jof the other At another point both e Pieces sre pessed over a brush . which glue* tfcem uniformly, so that when they come together the nar row point of the tongue of one f Piece *ltp* into the groove of th* ,1 j other piece and by traveling to th* gJ narrowest end force* th* glue Into < a the very fibre of th* wood. Thus h the time-consuming method of elaeparately jointing, cluing, clamp1 ing. etc.. I* superseded by this on* . operation method. S?T.ET-TOR* STALK* MAT Rr - < <IMMKR< IAI MI.AR HOCRCE. ^e may aoon be sweetening our coffee and tea with augar made from * the ssme plant that supplies the side ~ dish of canned sweet corn If . Investigations planned by the -*-r? _ ment of agriculture of the UniverI aity of Minnesota are successful. j Some preliminary tests last sum| mer showed that soms varieties of j tanners corn contain* aa high as 11 ? per cent sugar, and that a fairly ? palatable airup could be made from e It with proper preliminary treat I ment. This caused the Minnesota legislature to create a apecial fund s for further Investigation e Dr. J J. Willaman. of the dlvl {sion of agricultural chemistry. UnlI. versity of Minnesota. Is to be la r charge of the Investigations and will j erect an experimental sirup mill ia s connection with the cannery at t;Well*. Minn. The best method of res moving the Juice, the proper elime Inating of undesirable flavors, the | stage of maturity of the corn best j suited for sirup making, the most | economical way of handling the j plant at the factory, and the breeding of special dual purpoae varieties | which will not only furnish high I quality ears for canning but which _ will alao have stalk* with abundaat ( Juice of high sugar content, ar* some of the problems awaiting imr mediate solution _ I "There are three kinda of sugars In corn. glucose. fructose and t sucrose." declares I>r Willaman. 'The latter Is the same as caao j sugar, and constitutes the crystalllaable portion. It reaches a high percentage only at maturity of the plant. Since the sucrnae and fructose . predominate, the new sirup will be | much sweeter than the present corn ; sirup which is made from the *t*rch of the corn grain and contains mostly glucose "At the present time there ar* thousands of acres of rtalk* In our sweet corn States that go to waste. If use can be made of thia material both the canners and the farmer* will realixe once more the value of ; chemistry to modern Induatry." I Peter Collier, of the C. S. Bureau ; of Chemistry, once looked to corn stalks as a possible aource of granulated sugar He actually made hun? dreds of pounds of augar from both , sweet and field corn But the ylelda j were uncertain: and aa about that II time beets gained the aacendency f a* the sugar crop of the country. . the reaulta with corn ?crt aooa j forgotten. - -SEA-TOW" JOIX* r y.OO ATTKAfTIOKV ' A large "aea cow" or manatee tile aquatic berbi voroifs mammal that * is fact becoming extinct in the * waters along our aouthern coaat. I* 1 the lataat addition to th* Zoo Thta [ animal was captured for the Zoo' logical Park by J. E Bennett, of ' West Palm Beach. Fla and la now Intalled In the center tank of th* lion bouse [ The **a cow made the trip from r Florida In a row boat shipped by ' express, and waa accompanied by Mr. Bennett. The difficult taak Of , transporting the animal waa accomplished without mlahap. ' Each week a ahlpmeat of th* peculiar aquatic erase that la tk* food of the animal will be received * by the Zoo. *o that there will be no j chance of the animal dying fran a , change of diet The new attraction at the park weigh* about L?M I pounds and Is ten feet long. , A special perit from the Stat* L of Florida had to be obtained bofore the "aea cow" coald be oapI tured for the Zoo. [ Theodorlc Borgogoni who died fa , the year IMS advocated aad praol ticed modern a**ptlc treatment r4 i wounds nearly M? years before It * was rediscovered by Lord Lister aad f applied by modern surgeons ,, w.Bl }