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PRETEND They Are Not Blind?Courageous Rich Without Sight?Want the Poor Blind of Paris to Bluff ?Wonderful Feats of Dwell ers in Darkness?Blind So ciety Girl Dances?Poker in Eternal Night. Orrr?i**iwi?n<-* of Th?- fttr. PARIS. August 10. HB mo?t wonderful blind girl in 1'srin ts rich, younn. (?eauiful and an orphan. And she pretends she is not blind. Adorable courage: Six servants and h lady companion wait on her. She has horses, auto mobile. chauffeur, opera box and palatial Paris apartment. She wear* porcelain eyes of deep and Hquld blue, to match her blonde beauty? and fool the world. With the lady companion she makes and reriolvee calls. enjoys matinees, runs the shops, takes tea at the big dress makers', does her morning' constitutional in the Boss. and sun? herself with the fashionables I*ast summer at l>auaanne, she stayed at the Hotel Beau-Sejour. social center for so man\ Americana Bvenlngs. after dinner. ?h?? would enter the salon con fidently: the tulle at her shoulders or la<-c at her w rlsts barely brushed against the ladv companion for guidance, and it wa? suffl. lent. None of the strangers knew that she was blind. While the companion would seat herself on a circular sofa the young girl would stand a moment, pretending to glance negligently around, erect, laugh ing and careless. No one guessed that her knee was seeking the edge of the sofa while her elbow gained knowledge of the exact position before she dared risk sinking down with lazy grace Iwslde her companion. Once she whispered: "Oh. I should like to dance' I dance nicely."' The lady to whom she thus confided, pleaded with a young gentleman "But I dare not take a blind girl on the floor," he objected "Try her." said the other. He consented, was presented, and asked for the next waltr. "With pleasure," smiled the blind girl, looking up at-him with two of the prettiest blue eyes in the world?you would not dream that tbev were artificial. When the waltz struck up a new couple was ?*>er dancing wiUi a joyful swing? th?? laughing blind girl and the kindly young man. who forgot his fears from moment to moment. There are strong souls who refuse to go flown under the blows of misfortune. They know how little money can do for a blind person in comparison with cour age and self-reliance. * * * In th*> library of the Rich Blind Men's Club nf Paris was a fashionable young fellow who had still much of his eyesight: yet he took a feverish interest in the titles of the volumes and their places on the shelves. "He Is going steadily blind from an obscure trouble of the optic nerve." they said. "Science cannot help him. A year ago he saw with a. blur. Now he bumps against people In the twilight. In a few months daylight will seem evening to him. Night gathers round him " The unfortunate young fellow, in pre paration for his coming blindness, had already joined the club of the rich blind men and was spending his time In fixing all Its details in his memory for future need. These rich blind of Paris preach what they practice. They want their poor blind brethren to bluff. ?Pretend you are not blind," they say, "like us." They antagonize the new enervating nests of the French state. Themselves rich, thev know the final misery of not fightiiiK it out. 1'p to recently the French state en couraged the poor blind to fight it out. Of 2.*? graduating from the national institution, 20 are deceased. ?"? have per sonal fortunes, 13 ar?? still beginning the individual life. 0 earn above 11,000 per year. 1R earn from !?>0<t to >1,000. 11 earn from $300 to $6fiO, 21 earn (rom $400 to STiOO. 100 earn from V?'?0 to $-100 under circumstances which render them com pletely self-support ins. -0 need occasional aid. 44 need habitual aid. 10 have "Inst or ruined their situations." * * * Now the French state proposes to park together all the blind who are tired of struggling, young, adult and aged, in twelve regional institutions of the style of the Braille School of St. Mande, where an "illusion" of self-support is given by means of artificially high wages, arti ficially low board, clothing, etc., and a deficit to the state of $'200 per year per person. The rich blind men of Paj-is advise their working brethren not to accept it. Self reliance withers under ill-disguised char ity that "discourages the intelligent and the strong by offering indiscriminately to all. at the price of abdicating: their per-, sonality, in a sort of levelling down, a special nest, specially prepared, where all can live in peace, their needs assured, sheltered for their entire .existence from the rigors of ordinary life." They say that If the French state should offer an equivalent of that two-hundred dollars-a-vear deficit as a kind of trade accident pension to courageous outside workers more and more professional schools would turn out more' and more self-reliant blind, glad and able to lead the individual life. "Do not abdicate your personality in a MAURICE I>E I.A M/.KRA>NK, Ob* ?( tkf rich hllad of Part*, dlelatlag from kli point-picked notes, read with the fl altera of his right haad. n illiRR THK lllCH BMM) MBN OK PARIS TEACH THK POOR BLIND TO KARK THEIR I.IVI^U A \I) LIVE INDEPENDENTLY. A CLASS IN PIANO TUNING AT THE VALENTIN HANV ASSOCIATION. nest," say the rich blind of Parts to the poor. ? * * "Get your education, then go out and fight?we'll help you!" They rail themselves the elder brothers and Bisters of the working blind. Thay watch over them through the Association Valentin Hauv?named after the inventor of raiser! letters?a large rich and flour ishing mixed employment bureau, print ing office, library and club. It Issues two "blind" newspapers, a magazine, sheet music and editions of the classics. Glance inside. Who are these rapid, busy, laughinsr, chatting, card-plaving, letter-writing, newspaper-reading folks? All blind! Yes, they aire the working blind of Paris. All have come a distance?many without aid. "Walking: in the crowded streets is the hardest thing." said one who can still see daylight, hut cannot distinguish objects. "I'd gladly give up my useless Impression of light and darkness for some magnetic machine like a watch to help guide me in the street?it ought to be invented!" There are blind university professors (Pierre Villev, master lecturer of the fac ulty of Caen. Albert I>eon, docteur des lettres, professor ?f philosophy of the Lycee of Bayonne). There are blind law yers <T>e Gost, advocat at Caen, and the great Maurice de la Sizeranne of the Farls bar>. There are blind organists in quantity, from Hornisch. who is a celebrity of Tau sanne, down to fifty blind girl or ganists eking out the salaries of small parishes by giving piano lessons. Music, indeed, has given the best results. Per haps a third of the 1,300 piano tuners of Paris are blind and make good wages, be ing given a preference. * * ? There are over a hundred blind type writers working with graphophones; and the "loaning" of pianos and these other instruments of trades, constitute a help to self-reliance on which the elder brothers place dependence. Medical maasage?not to be confounded with the common, or garden kind?is the newest well-paid profession. There are already sixty such in France, averaging $3 per day. Because of the forced discre tion of the blind, their thoroughness, pa tience and specialized sense of touch, the demand is at present far greater than the supply. Acting as an invisible Providence, the eld*r brothers and sisters spend great sums in secretly following up, watchinj? over and sustaining their more self-reliant proteges. If they ilemand courage, they give the example; because, while the rich are sel dom blind from birth, the catastrophe coming by way of sudden accident or h few dread optical maladies Is all the more terrible. They are proud of their working breth ren, and the working brethren are gay. They have fought and won out. ? it is astonishing how they get on with out their sight. "There are too many cards in this deck!" said the librarian of the Valentin Hauy Association, beginning a friendly game with the organist of St. Peter's. Neuilly. The cards come from the Rich Blind Men's Club, and by accident there were threo too many In the pack. They are ordinary playing cards with em bossed points added in the upper left-hand and lower right-hand corners. * * And these tw<f consummate blind men actually playad a game of ecarte with unembossed cards. Their supersensitive, delicate, slender fingers felt the forms of ink prints on the faces. Any of the players could distinguish the feel of a picture card, and most could call off the denominations of pip-cards, ace, deuce, tray, four, five and so on. Peeling the suits is more delicate, and calling the suit ar.d the value of a picture card is the height of this blind man's tour de force. Regularly, they read the embossed points of the corners before you or 1 would see them, because they read as they pick the card up. But you ought to see the rich blind men play poker! Few outsiders get a glimpse of their private club, where they meet to watch over the working brethren. Among them are millionaires, men of great families, bearing well-known titles, heads of houses, lost to the world by their blindness. Among them are blind men who dress with meticulous coquetry, faultlessly frock coated, in high hats whose polish might serve pretty women for a mirror. There are those who wear the monocle, glance round as if taking interest, and pat their paid guides gaily on the shoulder?not to have the look of being led. There are others, powerful in family in fiuence and riches. who go moroie. slouch ing In neglected clothe*. Their onl> real ?ompanions, ftllow clubmen, cannot see them. ? * * So, the six blind players handled their ca>rds with smiles of satisfaction or frowns of Impatience- They had no need to train their faces They use their voices for deception, or keep silence. One tall, sallow plunger?the forgotten ncion of a great Jewish family foremost in finances received are high on the deal. That man knew each card before I. at his elbow, saw It. His light fingers read their corner pointings with nonchalant deftness, that would have battled the late Mr. Speedy lie had been blind from boyhood, when he rescued a small sister from a blazing room. 1 watched his face light up with humor ous purpose, as the others diew four, one and three card* and two dropped oitt. In monotone he raised francs, and asked for two cards. Silently the three men sat. intense, alert, to sense impressions be yond ordinary human delicacy, waiting for a clue. The florid man with the blond beard would not pay :Vn? francs to draw four < ards; but. gently, the two others pushed their Chips up. The athletic brother of the second duke of Trance the lost his sight by a gun explosion fifteen years ago) amiled when lie filled his flush; but the whlte-fa<ed invalid at his side never relaxed the refined strain as he caught a third ten-spot to his pair. The original bluffer, holding his ace-high and two use less card?, picked up his draw?two more aces. * * * Exultation and hesitancy struggled on his unguarded face?he was no bluffer now. for he had three aces. He spoke no word. He seemed careful not to move a muscle of his body.- He was hiding from the other blind men. The flush bet the smallest chip. The pale invalid tame with Mm !n one word. Wl.at would tiie astute Hebrew do with his three aces" Hoist the one card and three card draws as tliev deserved'.' I think he must have waited half a min ute. a*- they hid from him i'i the Ida etc void; and he sought to feel pome Indica tion from them Then, he Just finished up the little chip that called? He seemed t ? feel ttint there was a flush out against him. It was a stand-off. all-round for tho?? mind readers. And in the other hands I saw played there was the same mingling of surenese, with nerve and reserve that, gives one the impression that these >iipr; . men of the void have triumph- that we of gross sight sensation know 1 ? -?t "Were it not for their fae? V I said later, to the librarian of the Valentin Hauv Association. "I would hick tho** men against any full si?ht piajers!' * ? * "They have l?eaten sieht pla>ers everv time they have met. ' h? laughed ' t aids and music are the.r strong pleasures. They almost forget their blindnenv; or, rather, blindness adds a lew test, dif ferent. Every afternoon theie is a rapt game of poker in the card r<K?tn of tli?* rich blind men Onc< , a full-sight plaver being cleaned out. almost su-oected th.it the dealer's finger* incoiisciously. habit ually. read the eards as they dealt them'" "To suspect a Mind man of cheatlhg J on is strong!" I laughed, half wondering But. no. "1 notl< ed they deal ?Iu?mi from the middle of the top card. I t-.?id "Surely." answered the librarian. 1,1-t a suspicion of ,i suspicion was etioug Thenceforth tin \ refused to admit a-v* full-sight party in the game, and very seldom as a looker-on Among them selves. they cannot see the dealer, but they feel him." "I have been blind onij five years," ha concluded, "yet even I would notice t>'a changed rhythm in a dealer's movements should his fingers become occupied in reading cards and his mind he charged with remembering them." STKRMXC llt-:iMG. CARD GAME AMOMG THE WOHKING BLIND OF PAHlJt. nowth F1GI RK 1. THK ( 05im:LL4TI0.\.<l AT ? P.M.. *KPTKMBKK 1. (IFFAdM; SOl'TH, HOI.D THK >1 %P I'PRKJHTi IK FA( I>? K*HT. IIOI.D "KA5T" BKLOWt IV rAriNC WK*T. HOLD ??'E"?r RKMtAV: Ik KA(l\(i XtHTH, IIOI.D THK WAP INVERTED). night of September R the more rapidly moving Venus pauses to the east of Mars and the two planets may then be seen near together in the western sky, Venus being north of Mars and at a distance away from it a iittie less than the ap parent distance across the face of the full moon. * * * This Is the last month of the year when the interesting Jupiter may still be well studied. It is very low in the southwest, just above the bright star Antares; when the change of the seasons has again brought this planet into our evening sky we will see that it lias moved into Sagit tarius. nearly across the Milky Way. At about twenty minutes past ? o'clock September 1 the observer may see the beautiful Pleiades just rising in the north east. and an hour later the group of the Hyades will also emerge from the ground The planet Saturn will at once attract attention in this part of the sky, as it shhies out half way between these two groups with more than twice the -bright ness of a first magnitude star. By the end of the month the planet will be well above the ground at 0 o'clock In the even ing. and from this time on throughout the winter will be a most interesting feature of our evening sky. As the planet I'ranus is now well out of the Milky Way and in excellent position for observation in a small telescopc. a map is added to help in its location. It is ? asily visible, even In a small pair of opera glasses, although it appears only as a small, greenish, sixth magnitude star. The reader may first And the triangle of small atara marked A in Figure 2. a little way to the right of which he will reauily find the star marked B; the planet la five minute* to the right and one and one half degrees below this star. In a good pair of opera glasses the two stars PARTIAL Eclipse of the Moon?Mercury Now a Morning Star?The Sun Croucfl the Celestial Equator September 23. By Prof. Eric Doolittlc of the Uni versity of Pennsylvania MERCURY is now a morning star. September 7 it reaches its greatest distance west of the sun and may then be seen rising In the northeast, about one and one-half hours before sunrise. Venus sets almost at the west point of the horlson. about ?? minutes after sun set September 1. which time is increased to sbout 1 hour 12 minutes by the end of the month. It Is steadily drawing east ward from out the sun's rays, but, unfor tunately. It Is also moving southward over the sky. so that throughout the en tire month it can only be detected for a short while after sunset as It shines out nesr the horizon In the sunset glow When once found It is seen very easily, however, aa it is three times brighter thsn the planet Jupiter. Msrs is rapidly approaching Its great est distance from the esrth and Is hen^e only as bright as a second magnitude star. It may still be detected shining out Mr the around, almost due west, for about one hour after sunset. On the marked C will also hp visible. These are considerably fainter than the planet and should not be mistaken for it. v * * ' Uranus is so very distinct from the sun that it receives but one four-hundredth part as much sunlight as we do. Day on 1'ranus is thus considerably brighter than our brightest moonlit night, but far faint er than the day with us. This world is believed to be vaporous, hot and rapidly turning, just as Jupiter and Saturn are. Its system of four moons, which move backward around their remarkably tilted orbits, are beyond the power of all but the largest telescopes* On the morning of September 26 the full moon will pass a very little way into the earth's shadow and a part of its light will be cut off. As the summer draws to Its close we again witness the gradual but steady transformation of the face of the heav ens into the autumn and early winter sky. The characteristic summer group of the Scorpion has half disappeared in the southwest; the great constellation of the Virgin has wholly gone, while the Bal ances, the Serpent and the brilliant, gold en A returns have sunk nearly to the western horizon Meanwhile the beauti ful groups of Andromeda and Pegasus bwve already climbed half way to the ze nith in the east, and again we welcome the royal star, Fomalhaut, which this month reappears to pursue its short course across the southern heavens after an absence of nearly a year. >? A If the observer will face toward the north on any clear, moonless evening of 8epteml>ei lie will readily find the Great Dipper, now lying in a nearly upright Thebes?the City of the Dragon. The re position. slightly above the ground, while markable modern discovery of the aber above this he may with somewhat more ration of light was made from observa dlfflculty trace out the inverted and far tioos on this star. fainter IJttle Dipper. Between the two On the opposite side of the pole fram groups there lie the coils of the Dragon, the Drafog there Fill be seen the hrll which entire figure can now be easily traced out from the extreme tip of the tail below the North Star to the striking quadrangle of stars at M, figure 1, which mark its head. All of its stars marked A in figure 1 are easily seen double in a small telescope, and some of tliem are very beautiful objects. The highest star ?-?-? I ' " m' N FIGURE a. THE PASSAGE OF THE MOON THROUGH THE EARTH'S SHADOW THE EARLY MORNING OF SEPTEMBER M. of all, at the upper end of the group marking the head, is a celebrated star, which 4,000 years ago was nearer the pole of the heavens than any other. Many early temples were dedicated to it. and it was worshiped in the Boeotian liant yellow solar star, Capella, which now lies almost on the horizon. Above this stands Perseus, the rescuer of An dromeda, whose place Is marked by an Irregular group of bright stars, one of which is the wonderful demon star, Algol, five-sixths of whose light is periodically cut ofT by the passage of a darker star between Algol and us. This star may be seen to have reached its greatest falnt ness this month September 15 at 1 hour 3 minutes a.m.; September 17 at 10 hours 20 minutes p.m. and September 20 at 7 Sours 9 minutes p.m. (Eastern Standard me.) * * * Above Perseus there is the well-known Cassiopeia, between which and the Dra gon there Is the rather faint but most in teresting group known as Cepheus. At this time of the year the observer will have but little difficulty In tracing out this constellation, which includes nearly all of the stars along the Milky Way ly ing between Cassiopeia and the Northern Cross. With a small telescope he will find that each of the stars marked A is an interesting double, while at the point R, nearly midway between the stars L. and K, but a little above them, there is a remarkable red and variable star. This is sometimes of so deep a red as to be the reddest bright star of the northern heavens; at other times it is orange merely. It* color is best studied by com paring it with the nearby white *tar at K. Its brightness also varies Irregularly, so that sometimes it emits more than twice as much light as at others. It Is Interesting to note that were we on the planet Mars the north pole of out heavens would lie nearly midway be tween the star K and the beautiful white star of the Northern Cross at S. The former of these will be our own pole star when fifty-six centuries have passed away. The observer has doubtless noticed how rapidly the very brilliant planet .luplter has been sinking in the west. In a very few weeks this beautiful 'world, which has for so long a time poured out its steady, golden radiance in the south, will have left us for another year, although it will not actually enter the morning sky until next December. But just as Jupiter leaves our evening sky the most interest ing ringed planet Saturn will enter it. and meanwhile the brilliant Venus is steadily withdrawing from the sun's rays in the west, so that throughout the entire win ter we will have these two most Interest ing objects with us. ylnecdote* Concerning Well-Known People. Still in the Cradle. WILLIAM DEAN HOWBLLS. the nov elist, said at a dinner at York Har bor. apropos of I. Townsend Burden, jr.'s, declaration that Newport was no longer sufRclently exclusive for the American aristocrat: "After all, the American aristocrat is very young. isn't he? Only a generation or so ago. he was peddling clocks or hoeing corn, eh? The American aristo crat makes me smile. "He reminds me. rather, of the bottle of burgundy at the half-dollar table d'hote. "Two men. you know, were dining at this table d'hote, and. to round out their dinner, they ordered a bottle of burgundy. It came, like all wines that throw off a sediment, lying on its side in a wicker basket, or cradle. "The first man said, as the waiter care fully filled their glasses: " 'Why is this wine served in a cradle, do you know?' "The second man took a sip of the bur gundy. shuddered slightly, and answered: " Because it is so young.' " Thought It a Fly. HECTOR VON BAYER, architect of i he bureau of fisheries, was telling fish stories in Washington. "I was once fishing for bass in Lake Sunapee." he said. "Old Jakie was my guide. Jake chose the fishing grounds, an tithe also selected the flies. '"skie fish rose well till after luncheon, than they vanished. After an hour of vain casting I said to Jake: " *1 guess they're takitig a siesta now, eh?' " 'I gueas mebbe they are,' the old man answered, from Ma armchair in the stern, i "but any other fly with a bit 9i yaUer In t it jtituia da Je*t u wfiiu*" a Well Meaning. ?!OV. JOHNSON of California was di? cussing- in San Francisco an un fortunate editorial. "Well." he said, "the editor meant well. To mean well, however, In this highly specialized age. is not enough. The Rev. Fifthly meant well, too. "The Rev. Fifthly had among his pa rishioners an elderly spinster who was very rich. He desired to honor this spinster by introducing her to the bishop. He meant well In this introduction, but he worded it thus: " 'Bishop, permit me to present to you one of my?er?one of my oldest sheep.' " Obsolete Proverbs. MISS JANE ADDAMS said the other at Hull House: "Woman is at last taking her right place in the world. She is respected now. No seer would any longer think of com posing such epigrams about her as the Persian one. 'Words are women, deeds are men': or the French one. 'A man of straw is worth a woman of gold'; or the Ger man ones, 'Good men marry young, wise men never', and 'A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.' " Table Talk. THK American arietocracy was being * discussed at a dinner at Newport. "We are noi, alas, an aristocracy of in tellect, like the French." said Joseph E. Widener. "We model ourselves on the horse-racing English, and all our tabla talk " He smiled to give point to his epigram: *11 our table talk la stable l?iK" _ . Four-year-old Savant Who Knows Zoology Backward Special <'orrpspondi-ncc of The Stsr. LONDON', August 21. 1#12. *T^HbnB are mighty few ways in I which this country beats the I'nlted States, but when it comes to Juve nile prodigies It really does begin to look as If "hold Hengland" were In a class by herself. A little while ago readers were told about a seven-year-old English bully, whose father waa forced by threats of a thrashing to minister to his craving for beer and clgaretteE, and since then public attention in these islands has been claimed by a little daughter of Charles Maude, the actor, who, though not yet ten, has dictated a book of fairy tales which one of the most prominent I^ondon publishers has Issued, and by Daphne Al leq, who at thirteen Is the author of a volume of symbolical drawings which have aroused the enthusiasm of art crit ics. The newst English prodigy, however, surely is the prize of the collection. This is a youngster of four, who is an oxpert zoologist, who has forgotten more about the habits of prehistoric monsters like the stegosaurus. the atlantosaurus and the megalosaurus than most of us ever knew, and who can tell offhand all about any existing creature, particularly of the finny tribe, that onr- cares :o mention. Appropriately enougn. he rejolccs in an impressive name of the three-pl.v order, as Bill Nye nailed It, to wit, Scott Glad stone Solomon, and just at present the thing he Is most keenlv interested In Is the giant dinosaur which is being un earthed at the Jensen quarry, Arkansas. ' * ? * Scott knows the dinosaur tribe l>ac? ward, and a visitor learned for the first time from the lips of this child of four summers that the Arkansas specimen is the largest ever discovered, being eighty five feet In length. In case you hadn't heard about it either. "The child has a perfect mania for classification," said his naturally proud mother. "He will wake Te up early In the morning to find ont jmplete list of the Ibex family, for ?> The la?t time I took him to t '?< pt me there for seven and a .. He Is absolutely in the sever;:.. nere." It was at the age of on a :Jf. ac cording to his mother, truii u..s Infant encyclopedia, who lives In Hatnpstead. began to show signs of being a marvel. With only eighteen months to his credit, he won the Royal Drawing Society's prise for the beat sketch by a child under seven, and everybody predicted that he would be another Bejamln West, but six months afterward he suddenly dropped sketching altogether and went In hard for natural history. His surprising knowl edge has been conveyed to him entirely by word of mouth and by the study *f pictures, his mother not yet having taught him to read and write, being afraid that he might study too much if pos sessed of these accomplishments * * * A few days ago. Scott, who is a fair sklnned. dark-haired little chap, aaid to his mother that he thought It was time that he wrote a beok on natural his tory. 80 Mr*. Solomon Invested in a notebook and took dawn verbatim what the youthful follower of Darwin dictated. nity of print, but it is really an ainszing feat of essay-wrltlng to have been per formed by ;* little boy of foui To show that there was no deception, the infan tile zoologist dictated a chapter on "Tlio Pike" In the reporter's presence chatter ing it off. as one might say. while ho played with his to\s on Ihe floor. Ileie is part of It, which shows that this jn venile naturalist is no Dryasdust, but has a keen sense of humor, which should make his future works worth reading. Other chapters of Scott's "book" are headed. "Beetles." "Snakes."' "Common Oold Fish" and "Frogg." His chapter on "Tin TMplodoctis" begins: "The diplndocus is a large animal about as big as a house. He belongs to the 'saur' family." "Scott never was interested in stories.'? said his mother; "in fact, he won't listen to them. 'Tell me something that teaches* me something.' he always says Hut in spite of all he has learned lie is not at ail self-conscious, and is a thoroughly game-loving, boyish boy." Too Clever. <<TPOO many advertisements try to bo * clever. Now it is better for an advertisement to be simple an<l ilirect than clever. Cleverness confuses the is sue " The speaker was Heniy c. Milnes-fias kcli. a London advertising ;igen:. w ho iias come to New York to leain \meri' an methods. He resumed: "The would-be clever ail vert i-Mi:ent al ways reminds me of the shop assistant. " "Young man.' a lady asked him. 'will this flannel shrink?' "Desiring to be clever when his one We sire should have been to sell good.<-, tha shop assistant answered: " 'Not as much as I would from telling you it didn't, madam, if it did!' " Apocryphal. APROPOS of a certain rich man's pur chase of a mine for $4*10,0110 that h* sold for JW.4ino.nno, a Chicago broker told, rather bitterly perhaps, an apocryphal story about him. "When he was a baby." the broker said, "his mother used to sing him t?? sleep. 'Sing a song of sixpence,' was tha lullaby she employed. "As soon as he learned to talk, his first logical remark was an interr uption to this lullaby. " 'Sing a son* of sixpence, crooned his mother. "And the baby, shaking its little head and smiling In a wheedling way, said: " 'Make it a quarter, ma. and I 11 g* right off.* " In Reed Bird Season. WILSON J41ZNKR was contemplating joyously the advent of the reed bir* season. "If only." he said, "reed birds were % little larger! They are small everywhere, but in Philadelphia they are particularly small. One autumn evening a Philadel phia waiter said to me. as he held & match to my cigar: " 'And how did you And your read birds, ?ir?" " 'Only by tha aid of perseverance ui a pooket microscope,' t answered 'for tn? blessad ctaaf had gone and bidden '?? ua4? * JLe*t of creeo.''?_