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COMING ATTRACTIONS. (Continued From Jhird Pay.) company, fresh from the western coast, in a new offering of song and pretty music. Cosmos. Boston's famous base hall champions are furnishing: a vaudeville attraction this season in the Red Sox Quartet, compose ! of Buck O'Brien. Marty McHale, Hugh Bradley and Bill Ryons. that has been creating more or less of a sensation in the amusement world. It will come to th<* i 'numos Theater this week as a headliner ( the hill, and great things are promised for it in the way of quartet singing. \ second attraction of headline proportions is promised In White's leaping dogs and comedy mules, including the greatest "bucking" mule in public life. The act also Includes six magnificent Russian wolfhounds, ponies and other aceomnaniments of a real comedy circus. other attractions will include Mel Kastntan, "an elongated sonit and talk man." whose specialty is laugh making: Leslie Thurston, an artist on the xylophone; IHekens and Floyd, in a comedy musical sketch entitled "On the Bowery." and the famous Aline, in marvelous feats of hoop rolling and tlag and serpentine juggling. The Rathe Weekly Review will picture world events 4^. unusual importance and lead a series of selected films of an enjoyable type. Newman on "Holland" Tonight. For the subject of his first traveltalk a" the Columbia Theater this evening, with a repeat tomorrow afternoon at .130 o'clock. K. M. Newman, the traveler and 1< durer, has selected- "Holland." the picturesque country of windmills, tulips and v onden shoes. The new motion pictures and views of the lecturer give a comprehensive inv ght into the Holland of today, the cities?Amsterdam. Rotterdam and The Hague?thoroughly modern and progressive?and the rural districts, quaint and claiming, the strange antiquity of the people always apparent. The streets and houses in Maarken and Zeeland are espeeiall.v interesting. There is something at every turn to charm with its novelty and unusuatness. Butt-Rumford Recital Tonight. Tonight, at the New Nationol Theater. T. Arthur Smith will offer one of the greatest musical treats in years when he preesnts in concert the noted Britisli contralto. Mnie. Clara Butt, and her husband. Kennerley Rumford, a leading Fnglish baritone. It will be the first ap- | n.-arancf. in this citv of these world- I famed artists, who began their ttrst American tour in New York last week. Mme. Butt is said to have two passions in life?one, the expression of things noble and elevating through the medium of her voice: the other, her joy in home life and her absorbing afTection for her family. In add'tlon to being a wonderful sing? r. she has a rare gift of personal magnetism. Into such hymns as "Abide With Ale," which will be included in tonight's program, she infuses an intensity of religious feeling which makes them really prayers. The program is liberal in length and comprises some of the greatest of the world's compositions. Cosmos Sunday Concerts. l-'eatures of the concerts at the Cosmos Theater today, beginning at 3 o'clock and continuing until 10:30 o'clock tonight, will be Rossini's "Semiramide" overture, Beccalari's "Dance of the Serpents." Massonet's "Angelas" from "Scenes Pitteresques"; Adam's "I.a Poupee de Nuremberg" overture and Delibes, Intermezzo "Maids of Cadiz." by the Cosmos orchestra of eleven pieces, under the direction of Arthur Nanvell. Two new "rags" will be played also. Oleman's "Red Onion. Rag" and Allen's "Evolution Rag." in addition to other popular classic selections. There will be the usual vaudeville program of bright and enjoyable offerings of. the bitter class. Poli's Sunday Concert. An attractive array of vaudeville and musical features is promised at the Poll ^ elite Sunday concert this evening. The entertainment consists of a number of new acts, but not those which will com -Or. .1" - uuiobK? t'OltHot'lUo on. 1 yi I>?- lilt: I K~& Uiai nccnij v" lertainment offered for the first time Monday afternoon. The musical program Is one of the principal attractions. ?? % Washington Symphony Tuesday. Miss Dagmar de C. Rubner. the well known pianist of New York, will be the soloist at the second concert of the Washington Symphony Orchestra to be given at the Columbia Theater Tuesday afternoon. To Miss Rubner belongs the credit of attracting the largest audience ever assembled at a concert by the Washington Symphony Orchestra. The reviews of her playing two years ago were enthusiastic and laudatory. Miss Rubner received most of her instruction from her father. Prof. Cornelius Rul ner of the Columbia University. She made her debut at the age of fifteen under Mott! In Karlsruhe, i ast spring she played Tschaikovysky's loncerto In B flat minor at the Metropolitan Opera House This composition will be Iter offering Tuesday. I'nder the direction of Heinrich Hammer the orchestra will present Wagner's I'rHude to "Iathengrin" and Dvorak's "Slavic Dances." Nos. 1 and 4. Manager J Martin Scranage invites attention to the fact that the hour of commencing the concert is 4:45 o'clock and not 4:.'!<? o'clock. The additional fifteen minutes are given to enable department employes who desire to be present at the opening of the program. Tickets for the four remaining concerts are on sale at T. Arthur Smith's ticket agency. Nordica Friday. Nordica, one of the greatest American smgers the world has known will .be heard, after an absence of two years, in recital at the Columbia Theater Friday afternoon at 4:ik? o'clock. Nordica in 1VT.. effected w hat was virtually a renaissaru e of Wagnerian opera in this country, and the night w hen she sang Isolde at the M? tropolltan Opera House, New York, is < memorable one. The famous diamond tia-.t then presented to her was a voluntary contribution from her admirers all over the country. In May, 11>11. Mine, Nordica again sang Isolde, this time In Germany at the Berlin Royal '>pera, af the special invitation of :h< ili rman emperor. IN THE SPOTLIGHT. "\ nfw piece is "What Happened to Mary." Frederick Warde is lecturing in the r<>ut!i on "Richard III " I'aul Armstrong lias written a new play called "Politics." <">< 11 I>e Mille may revive "The Charity Rail." "A Wild Goose." book and music by Willard Spencer, is to be revived. The mayor of Roston is trying to have municipal grand opera. Gertrude Rrvan or "l.lttle Roy Blua/ fame may go into vaudeville. Jack Bonavita. well known as a lion tamer, is going into tin; moving picturesRronson Howard's play, "An Enemy to the People," is shortly to have a produr lion. "The Military filrl" Is to resume Its tour, probubly with Arthur Deagon at the hejt ! of the company. Charles Cherry is to begin his tour in | ' The New Sec retary" in Atlantic City | this week. Margaret Anglin will end her tour this month, as siie has decided not to use her new piay tills season. Ada Jtceve. the English comedienne, is to appear in tlie United States next fall In a musical comedy. The first of the spring productions hy the Shuberts will he "The Passing Show of 1013." "The Daughter of Heaven" is to open about the middle of next month in Chicago. Alexandra Carlisle will plav in I.ondorv the role created in this country by Julia Dean in "Bought and Paid For." Cohan & Harris have secured the dramatic rights to "Back Home." by Trving. Cobb, originally published as a serial. There is a Shaw revival in London. as "Fanny's First Play" is to be succeeded | i by "John Bull's Other Island." / The Shuberts will produce "Romance." I by Edward Shelton, as Wlnthrop Ames ; has disposed of his rights in the play to i them. Charles Meakin. who plays the role of Prince Danilo in Henry \V. Savage's production of "The Merry. Widow," was formerly a university star athlete. George V. Hobart Is extending the "Dinkelspiel" sketch into a three-act play to be produced in the spring in England by Joseph Hart. There is a new Alan-a-Dale in the "Robin Hood" company. She is Henrietta Wakefield and site entered the cast in Indianapolis last week. It is asserted that the four companies playing "Bunty Pulls the Strings" are returning nearly $30,000 a week to its managers, the Shuberts. A I>l tt-hrt { n-ii h CJo m Rpr- I nxicir iiuvniri ? 10 " im nard in "All for the Ladies." intends after the conclusion of this engagement to appear in a farce. Sir Herbert Beerbohni Tree, the English j actor-manager, will not take the man- j agement of the Century Theater in New York, as rumored. Marion Leonard, who has heen In the moving picture drama, is to appear in a sketch on the vaudeville stage, called "The Strange Woman." Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston thinks it would be a good idea to tax the receipts of stage stars in that city. He is inclined to the opinion that they take too much money out of the city. Bertha Kalich denies the report that she is to play Lady Macbeth with Tyrone Power. She will remain in vaudeville with Mrs. Fiske's tragic playlet, "The Light from St. Agnes." Philip Bartholomae. author of "Over ; Night" and "Little Miss Brown," has formed a theatrical producing firm with Leander Richardson, formerly press rep- j resentative of W. A. Brady, and will make general productions. Ethel Barrymore will pose for moving pictures in the studio of Daniel Frohman in isew l ork. Mr. f rohman will also have taken for the same purpose Mrs. Fiske, Mrs. Langtry, William Faversham and Julia Opp in "Julius Caesar." On the conclusion of her tour in "Broadway to Paris." Gertrude Hoffman will organize a special company to make a world tour, appearing in every important city. Dondon will be the first point after leaving this country. Sophye Barnard, lately with "The Women Haters' Club." went to New Haven last Thursday to get acquainted with the prima donna role in "The Man With Three Wives." Miss Barnard has been listed for that part during the New York engagement. Yesterday afternoon the first performance of the spectacular production "Joseph and His Brethren" took place at the Century Theater, New York. Two hundred people appeared in the production and the urama itself was interpreted by an unusually strong cast. William Collier was under the care of a doctor last week with a boil on the neck and had to dismiss a large audience on account of weakness after an operation had been performed. He resumed playing in "Never Say Die" last night in NewYork. Arthur Hammerstein has engaged Belle Blanche, the vaudeville singer, to head a company which will present "The Firefly" in western cities. Before departing for Chicago, where the western company will open. Miss Blanche will sing one special performance with the New York Company at the Casino, New York. i William Hodge, who has made "The 1 Man From Home" familiar throughout the United States, severed his connections with this play last night, and also his managers, the Liebler Company. A new play written by Booth Tarkington and Hodge will be placed in rehearsal. In it Hodge will be seen in a dominant American character. Exactly thirty years ago last Wednesday B. H. Keith, now the sovereign power in vaudeville, made his first theatrical venture. It was January 8, 18s:{, that he leased the tiny store in Washington street. Boston, where he offered his initial attraction to the world. Today he owns ten theaters in New York and is in control of about fifty more in various other cities. At Hammerstein's Victoria Theater. New York, tomorrow night a week, John Bunny will make his vaudeville debut. That simple statement will scarcely seem startling, but when it is made known that his salary is $1.(100 a week, paid to him solely because he is a familiar face in moving pictures, the item is worth while. Wheeler Earl, a brother of Virginia Karl, is in vaudeville, in a skit. Paul Morton, late of the popular vaudeville Four Mortons, has formed a comedy duo with Naomi Glass.. Miss Dagmar de C. Buhner made her professional debut with the Washington Symphony Orchestra January 17, 1911. "The Yellow Jacke." one of the latest New York sensations, has been booked for early appearance in this city. One hundred people are found in the j cast of "The Quaker Girl." which will be j one of the early attractions at the National. Edmund LJchtensteln, a laureate of the Royal Conservatory of Music of Brussels, Belgium, also was a member of the famous Keim Orchestra of Munich. Oliver Metzerott and Manager Fred G. Merger of the Columbia Theater spent several days in New York the past week as the guests of James K ilackett. Charles B. Hanford, R. I>. MacLean, Marie Drofnah and Odette Tyler will shortly appear at the Columbia Theater in classic repertoire. Willis Maxwell Goodhue, the general press representative for Chauncey Oieott, will arrive in the city today to arrange i for the coming of "The Isle o' Dreams." Julia Sanderson, under the management of Charles Frohman, will be presented at the Columbia Theater In a new musical novelty, "The Sunshine Girl," following the engagement of Chauncey Olcott. Cosmos Theater attractions In the near future will include Ethel Whitesldes and her pickaninnies. Frank Stafford and company in "A Hunter's Game," played hero last year in a higher price house, and the famous Carl Dammann troupe of acrobats. When David Belasco went into vaudevile for other worlds to conquer in the art of theatrical production Daniel Frohman embarked into the realm of photo plays. The production of "Queen Elizabeth" by Bernhardt and her French comma nv is declared to be a maenlficent work of moving picture art. i If It Bhould ever coine to pass that a serious history of burlesque were desired the historian of fifty years from now would have a difficult tusk to gather any definite data concerning Don Roth, who is responsible for the book and score of all the Gordon and North attractions?"The World of Pleasure." "The Merry Whirl," etc. .As a matter of fact there Is no such person. Gliff Gordon and Bobby North write their own material, and they have taken a part of each other's name to make a pseudonym?Don from Gordon, and Roth from North. Idttle laird Robert will hold a reception Ion the stage of Poli's after the matinees this week, to meet the children of Washington. r PREVENTIVE SDRGERV. Contributed by the Medical dnclety of the District of Columbia. 1 ' The old adage, "A stitch In time saves nine.'-' Is to nothing more applicable than to modern surgery. To get the best results. the public must learn to "take time by the forelock" in surgical matters. and thus prevent many tragic ills to which the human flesh is heir. Much space is being devoted by the press today in calling attention to hygiene, sanitation and other health measures As a result of this publicity, every agerage man knows of the importance of good drinking water, a proper milk supply, adequate plumbing, quarantine meas ures and vaccination. All of these things are designed to aid in the prevention of disease, to prolong life and add to the comfort and happiness of man. While the necessity for these things Is so well known and so generally recognized, it is not so well known that by proper surgical measures at the right time, perhaps as great good may be accomplished as by the measures above mentioned. It is for this reason that we call your attention to the great necessity for preventive surgery. Preventive surgery, like preventive medicine. has for its aim the prevention of disease. It proposes to do this by removing tlie causes of disease. To cure disease is a great boon, but to prevent it is greater and more easily done. Disease, though eventually cured, brings pains, anxiety, loss of time, loss of money and much inconvenience. To prevent disease does away in great measure with these undesirable things. Body a Complex Machine. The human body is a complex machine It consists of many different cells, tis-. sues and organs, each performing its special work, but all working together, in health, with a beautiful harmony and balance as designed by the infinite mind; of God. It is a well known fact that when this harmony is disturbed, the machine cannot do its work properly, and we say the man is sick. Just as some little damage to a very small part of a great mechanical device will destroy Its usefulness, until it is repaired, even so some trouble, apparently In Itself insignlticant, with a part or parts of the human machine will render it unfit to perform the work for which it was designed. If this is left unrepaired, it often leads to greater troubles, causing much needless suffering, expense and many deaths. It is just this repair or cure of troubles or diseases in the beginning purely local, but, left untreated, leading to more crc.no*-.i 1 Otlrl fatal H t VS that preventive surgery sets itself to do. This is a great task, and before it can be successfully accomplished, the general public must be made to recognize its usefulness just as it recognizes the usefulness of public health measures belonging to the field of preventive medicine. There are several great obstacles that prevent the general recognition of the advantages of preventive surgical methods. These are ignorance of the average man as to the wonderful strides modern surgery has made in the last few years, prejudice on the part of some people, rapidly growing fewer, against all surgical measures, and the old-fashioned unreasonable attitude of some doctors, who look upon surgery in any case as a "last resort." Obstacles Losing Force. The first of these obstacles is losing force because of the great increase in the average intelligence of people, and because of the benefit to a larger number of people, coming from every city, village and hamlet, who have been helped, and whose very lives have been saved by the conscientious and courageous work of modern surgeons. The second obstacle?prejudice?has its roots in the experience of the past. It is more obstinate, but must yield before the force of modern methods. It arose from the fact that the old surgeons before the day of antiseptics lost so many patients. Well might the doctors of that day put off surgery as a "last resort." and well might people have a moral dread of the knife. But today all is changed, and the attitude of the people is rapidly changing. The death rate from modern surgical operations Is marvelously low. Not even the most severe operations of modern surgery are as dangerous as being President of the United States. Three of the Presidents have lost their lives because of their office. This is a large percentage of death rate than that resulting from the worst operations at the hands of careful, painstaking surgeons. These are facts, and we can depend upon facts to overcome even the worst prejudices. The third obstacle will disappear with the passing of the old-fashioned doctor. Thanks to modern teaching, the younger members of the profession no longer recommend surgery as a "last resort," out are quica to urge lis practice wnen It is necessary. In such matters as this the public demands to be "shown" before it is ready to modify its practice according to the recommendations of science. It has already been shown that bad drinking water, impure milk and flies tend to increase typhoid, dysentery, etc.; that mosquitoes spread malaria and yellow fever: that diseased meat causes consumption and trichiniasis, and that lack of vaccination, and failure to use antitoxin increase the ravages of smallpox and diphtheria. In the light of these facts intelligent governments and private citizens are quick to lend their aid in the removal of the causes of these diseases. Now, surgery offers it aid in saving the public from many serious injuries and diseases which, without its help, cannot be warded off. bet us consider some of the ways by which it does this. Prevention of Injuries and Accidents "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," is a saying that is certainly very applicable to accidents and injuries which call for a great many, and often very serious, surgical operations. In this day of railroads, automobiles and machinery, accidents occur with great frequency and men are kilied or injured in great numbers. Any Issue of a daily paper will contain an account of one or more such accidents, and the very worst feature connected with them is that in many instances they might have been prevented. It is far better to prevent an accident than to amputate a limb, or do some other operation, which, while it may save the patient's life, will leave him crippled. Much stress is being laid on the fact that employers do not protect their employes from injury. We are very ready to lay the blame of accidents upon defective machinery, badly arranged buildings, poor management, etc. This has become such a common practice that many states are enacting employers' liability acts for the protection of workers. The purpose of such laws is good, but the fact should not he forgotten that probably as many injuries are due to defective men as to defective methods. For instance, a report of the physical education department of the Trade School in New York shows that out of 278 girls examined eighty-six had defective vision, twelve defective hearing and Ave a chronic nervous disease. In this case more than 30 per cent were found defective, and it is also true that 20 to 3? per cent of public school children have poor eyesight and 5 to 0 per cent poor hearing. In view of these facts it 'is char that in order to lessen the chances for injury and for self-protection employers should insist upon a physical examination before employing workers. Such an examination would exclude the defectives, and by so doing absolutely prevent many accidents apd injuries. Insurance companies, armies, navies, police and rtre departments demand such examinations. and industrial companies would do well to follow' their example. Poor eyesight and hearing are often responsible for crippling and fatal accidents. It is difficult for persons so affected to get out of the way of automobiles. trains and other vehicles. Let us Insist that many such accidents positively can be prevented by paying due at- j tentlon to the diseased eyes and ears. Commendable to Congress. The terrible "phossy jaw affecting workers In match factories can be prevented by rigid cleanliness of the mouth and more surely by the substitution of ^ess dangerous materials In the manu* Little Stories Peter Rabbit Visit By Thornto Peter Rabbit had just given old Granny Fox and Reddy Fox the slip by ducking into the dear old briar patch. 1I? had laughed almost in their faces as lit sat there safely out of reach, an<1 watched them lick their chops and try to follow him. and then yelp and back out as the good old brambles scratched their faces and tore their bright red coats. Finally they gave it up and Peter watched them out of sight as they went down across the Green Meadows, whicfc were now white, ami past the Smiling Pool- That reminded Peter that he had not been over to the Smiling Pool since the snow and cold weather came. "Granny and P.eddy Fox won't come beck here this morning, and if they should T can run faster in the snow than they can, for I do not break through as they do. I believe I'll gc down and call on Jerry Muskrat," said Peter to himself. So as soon as he was sure that Granny and Reddy Fox had really left the Green Meadow Peter sat up and looked this way and that way to make sure that fierce old Roughleg the Hawk was nowhere about. He was nowhere to be seen, so Peter kicked up his heels, and with a light heart he started off. lipfacture of matches. It is a matter for nation-wide rejoicing that Congress has recently passed a law placing such a high tax on the common "strike anywhere" match as to make its manufacture unprofitable. This is a striking instance of the national legislature lending its aid to preventive surgery, for this law will be the means of preventing many mutilating surgical operations and of saving many persons from a crippling and fatal disease. Many accidents, due to hard sitting or jostling on railroad trains and other vehicles, occurring especially to women, are due to some pre-existing diseased conditions which could have been easily and certainly cured by proper surgical T its *1 ctrSlfintr fji Pt that II I'tmurii i. a i 10 c*. wv. -v-~ such accidents seldom or never happen to healthy women. In this field alone preventive surgery has a great opportunity. and doctors who now advise against operations for the cure of these troubles must seek some other employment. Example of Preventive Surgery. Let us consider a few examples of preventive surgery. The puncturing of the ear drum in cases of abscess of the internal ear allows the escape of infective material, which, if not so drained, mayeat its way into the bone of the skull, producing a grave condition, abscess of the mastoid bone, or even into the brain itself, with the resulting brain abscess. The surgical operation of puncturing the ear drum is insignificant when compared to the operations for mastoid disease or abscess of the brain. The removal of small scaly white patches which are prone to form on the outer ledge of the lips of people of advanced years may save them from that terrible scourge, cancer, for it has been shown that these insignificant scales, which, when scratched off come back, are the forerunners of lip cancer. In the same way the cutting out of small lumps from the breasts of women may save them from cancer later in life. We now know that these benign tumors are only too often the beginning of cancer. Modern surgery can correct cases ol dyspejisia which for months have nol yielded to medicine by removing a chronically diseased appendix or gall stones. Thus operations may prevent a gradual accumulation of symptoms which eventually lead to invalidism and total incapacity. The comparatively simple operation to cure a rupture or hernia may save the patient from death. Without such an operation there is no means of curing rupture, the advertisements to the contrary notwithstanding, and a hernia victim is liable to strangulation and gangrene of the bowels in the hernia opening. TIimo ere nnlv a few of the manv in stances where a timely surgical operation may prevent a much more serious acute disease, a life of invalidism and misery, or even deatii Itself. Gown of Brown Velvet Cloth. VJJ A draped gown of velvet cloth, one of the season's smart fabrics, is here shown. It is of chestnut brown, cut with drooping shoulder outline finished with folds of cream shadow lace above a shaped and fitted bertha of self-tone velvet. A pointed bib of the velvet mounts from the girdle to meet the central point of the bertha. The skirt has a tunic draped at the left side and held by a motif cut from the velvet and piped with cream satin. These motifs also trim the sleeves. The yoke and collar are made of fine cream net; the girdle of self-tone satin. Literally Nor Figuratively. From the Boston Transcript. Mrs. Exe?Do you ever ask your husband to bring up the coal? Mrs. Wye?No, I sometimes put the Fod in h's way, but he never tumbles. i for Bedtime. s the Smiling Pool. n W. Burgess. ' perty-lipperty?Hp. to call on Jerry Muskrat, and as he ran he sang: ; I like the sik>w. the pretty snow, , That makes the world so white! It corers every tigly thing I And hides It from our sight. When he reached the Smiling Pool : Peter had to pinch himself twice to be I quite sure that it really was the Smll( Ing Pool. You see it wasn't smiling any more. No, sir. there wasn't a bit of smile to it. He could hear the I.aughing Brook still laughing, although i its laugh did not sound quite so merry . as in the warm summer time, and when he looked over to it it didn't dimple and sparkle and gleam as he remem' bered it used to do. It looked black and cold and somehow the very sound of its , laugh made Peter Rabbit shiver. He onrnin o* C rti illr>rr P/\nl ti H fi 1UUIVCU (I^OJII ?* I. Ill' Oiillliilfi * W?, then he stared and stared with his mouth wide open in the most foolish way. What was the matter with toe Smiling Pool , anyway? Something certainly was the matter. The Smiling Pool looked hard and glassy. Peter kicked some snow down the hank. Instead of sinking out of sight, as it ought to have, it slid along on the surface of the Smiling Pool. Peter stared more than ever and crept nearer to the edge of the bank. Now, what happened next Peter never could explain. Perhaps lie was nearer the edge than he thought. Anyway, the first thing lie knew his feet had slipped from under him and down the bank he was sliding fiat on his back. Peter closed his eyes and held his breath and waited for the plunge into the cold water. Instead he landed with a bump that knocked all the breath out of him. "OhT* cried Peter Rabbit, and for a full minute lav still, staring up at jolly, round, red Mr. Sun. who was looking down and laughing at him. "Oh!" cried Peter again, and tried to scramble to his feet. But something was the matter with his feet! Each foot seemed to want to go in a different dorection. Down went Peter again and bumped his hose. The more he struggled the more bumps he got and the more frightened he grew. Finally, when he was quite out of breath, he very carefully sat up. And where do you think he found himself? Why right on the middle of the Smiling Pool! Peter Rabbit had learned what ice is. THE MILLENNIUM. (Revised Version.) Dedicated to Walt Mason. I. When women vote there'll be no end of trouble For men who would themselves the whole game play; Success and joy shall certainly trot double When we take up our part and have our say. II. Ah, then, my friends, there'll be no end of sighing; In all the world there'll be some cries of woe. When pigs who in the mud of graft are lying Are shut into their pens and cannot . crow. III. When women vote, the toilers and the tillers Will no more he the littlest little brats. The social scheme will recognize its pillars And cats have better chance to catch the rats. IV. The storms of life can sometimes be outwitted If heavy toil gives way to suns of June. In order for our part to he more fitted We're asking for the vote, not pantaloon. V. j When women vote the crooks will have no perches, i To more than rum they'll have to look for aid. We'll all set forth with hat pins, slippers, birches. And put all school day records in the shade. VI. ' When women vote they'll send to clouds and shadows All those who are with more than sunlight full, [ And he who would be browsing in the meadows Must be more like a deer than roaring bull. W. C. B. I I In the Best of Humor. "But, auntie, you're not going to bathe with your specs on?" "Yes, dear; I'll not take off another thing ?it's positively indecent."?The Sketch. Gibhs? How would you like to be a presidential possibility? Dibbs?Possibility! Why, man, when I was a kid it was a sur? thing.?Boston Transcript. "Have pity on an unfortunate man who can't get work." "Good heavens! Are you complaining that you have no work in this awful heat?"?Sou: ire. He?What makes you think the gilt pony at the Hippodrome isn't real, my dear? She?Because, Jack, he has such a guilty look.?Judge. "Oh. Jim; mother ud be that wild if she was to see you a-kissin' of me." "But I ain't a-kissln' of you." "Oh?I thought you was just goin' to begin!"?London Opinion. "I am going to put some white in the yoke." said the young lady, referring to .her gown. "Won't that scramble it?" inquired the young man.?Chicago Tribune. First cabman?raper says there's 'ole districts of London where you couldn't i find a 'ansom if you wanted one. . Second cabman-Bloomln' lot more dif- , ficult to find the bloke as wants one.? Punch. t*a, wuat aiu UHniuii iiiiu rjuuas uu that made them so famous?" "I don't remember now, but I think they were a winning battery that some , manager found in one of the busli leagues."?Chicago Record-Herald. "Have you purchased your new car yet, Mrs. Noorich?" asked the visitor. "Nro, Mr. Smithers, I ain't. I can't make up my mind whether to get a gasoline car or a limousine car. Maybe you can tell me?does limousine smell as bad as gasoline?" inquired the lady.?Harper's Bazar. Vicar?The most wonderful organ I ever saw was the property of a private gentleman. It had nearly a hundred stops. Sexton?i"in! The most remarkable organ I ever 'card is my old woman's tongue. It ain't got no stops at all.? Tatier. "Are you going to take In any summer boarders this year, ma?" "I think I will. Hiram. I can make a nice little sum of money that way." "Then, for goodness sake, don't attempt to give them the stuff they call home rooking. Insist on their eating just what we have ourselves, even If it is too rich for 'em-"?Detroit Free Press. The Easier Way. from tlie Pittsburgh Post. "I can cure that cold, old man." "What do you want me to take?" "About an hour's exercise in the open air every day." "I think I'll try Wombat's method. All he wants me to take Is a few pills." STUTZ CARS ENTERED IN HOOSER CLASSIC Merz and Anderson Will Pilot Machines on Indianapolis Speedway. INDIANAPOLIS, 'Ind.. January 11 ? Two Stutz cars are the first to be entered in the 500-mile race to be run at the Indianapolis motor speedway Memorial day. The cars were entered New Year day. Charley Merz and Gil Anderson, famous as Stutz drivers, were named to pilot the machines. A relief driver for either car was not najned. Hoth Merz and Anderson drove in the 500-mile last year, Merz finishing fourth, and Zengel sixth. Anderson, however, did not finish, going: into the ditch at 200 miles i i U G.An Wim uiuwii intra. I The cars were entered by the Ideal Motor far Company of Indianapolis, manufacturers of the Stutz car. On both cars will be four-cylinder motors, made to conform to the condition which names 4.V> cubic Inches as a maximum piston displacement. Successful at Racing-. The Stutz car has been wonderfully successful at the racing game. Its very first time out It finished the first 500mile race. Besides getting fourth and sixth in the .100-mile race last year, the Stutz car was very successful in the racing world, particularly at Elgin and Milwaukee, In competition with cars of much higher power. This year the $50,000 prize will be divided into ten prizes, instead of twelve, as last year, as follows: First, $20,000; second, $10,000; third. $5,000; fourth, $3,500; fifth. $3,000; sixth. $2,300; seventh. $1,800; eighth, $1,000; ninth, $1,500; tenth, $1,400. SHOWS STIMULATE TRADE. Motor Exhibits Always an Impetus to Business, Says Manager. That the approaching motor shows will stimulate business all over the country is the opinion of Harry S. Houpt, a prominent eastern sales manager. "The shows have always been an impetus to business," continued Mr. Houpt, "and I believe that this year's exhibits will do more than ever toward increasing the popularity of motor trucks, both in the cities and in the small towns. "There are this year almost twice as many shows where motor trucks will be on view. "The motor truck industry has become such a large one that in Xew York the exhibits will occupy two ouildings, Madison Square Garden and Grand Central Palace. In Chicago it will require the Coliseum, the Annex and an armory o/lmininiT Tn Ph 11 url*.lnhla mnrp snnpp is UVIJV'II1II1()> ill .a. tlliuu\.>r...w ...... *, >.rw-.v ? found necessary. "This year has been an extremely prosperous one. Many of the farmers have just received the benefits from their crops. The shows will do a lot to attract their attention toward the motor car and the motor truck. "In large cities the business men are not requiring demonstrations as often as heretofore. They are purchasing the better known trucks. The shows will give the opportunity to look over all the trucks at one time during the day." "SIX LITTLE YANKEES." Prevents Carbon Depositing From Cylinders, Is Claim. A new preparation to remove carbon deposit from cylinders is attracting the attention of motorists. It is claimed for the invention, which is called "Six Little Yankees," that it does away with thej necessity of having the cylinders scraped and cleaned by the easy method of placing "Six Little Yankees" in each cylinder every .100 miles or so of travel. Loss of power is usually attributed to carburetor trouble by the majority of motorists. In the majority of cases it is 1 due to carbon deposit in the cylinders. To enrich the gas mixture by increasing the gasoline flow in the carburetor, wh.le 1 it frequently increases the power temporarily, eventually adds to -he carbon deposit and necessitates even more frequent cleaning of the cylinders. The new method of carbon removal does not require time or trouble. The motor is started and as soon as it has warmed up the "Six Little Yankees" is placed in each cylinder by removing the spark plugs. Allow the motor to stand for about Ave minutes while the material dissolves, then the motor may be started again. For a short time a foul-smelling black smoke will issue from the exhaust. It will be found that the power has been increased to the maximum. The preparation has been tested for about a year by a score of experienced motorists and they have found it to be j efficient in every way. While these cars have been run many thousand miles, it I has not been found necessary to have the motors taken apart and the cylinders scraped or the valves ground in. The full motor efficiency has always been available and the so-called carburetor trouble has never appeared. A "knocking" motor is unknown, and as the full power of the motor can be secured with a minimum supply of gasoline, the running is made most economical. Experiments have shown that the mileage per gallon of gasoline increases materially and the smoothness of the motor is most marked. The "Six Little Yankees" is a Philadelphia product. During the past week agencies were placed with Barber & Ross, National Electrical Supply Company and Irvin T. Donohoe. Oppressive Politeness. From the Westminster Gniette. M. Ernest Eavisse has turned aside from h;s historical labors to relate a bonmot by his friend Massenet. It was at a time when the musician was changing ipartments and the historian inquired the motive of the change, "f was too well known there," Massenet replied, i "Everybody was too oppressively polite. I Dnly the other day I happened to buy a I penny stamp in a tobacconist's shop. 'Pray do not trouble to carry it," said the tobacconist. 'It will give us the greatest pleasure to send it round to you." " , J *v * and to pedei J^^^t,!;|i mi tted to t m<- '1^1 nor on w^i( distance fro ^MFl proceed aro Hujt&gr streets is, ii ~ building lit \ Automobiles (2^lendarJ 101 n. January 11-18?New York pleasure car show; Automobile Board of Trade; Madison 8rjuare Garden and Grand Central Palace. January 11-22?Brussels, Belgium, show. Centenary Palace. January 20-27'?New York truck show; Automobile Board of Trade; Grand Central Palace and Madison Square Garden. January 20-25?Philadelphia show. January 20-25? Milwaukee, Wis. January 21-2<??To'edo show. January 22-27i?Geneva, N. Y. January 2r?-February 1?Show at Providence. FI. I. January 25-February 1?Montreal. Canada, show. January 27-February 1?Detroit show. January 27-February 1?Scranton, Pa. January 27-February 1?Pleasure show. Buffalo. N. Y. January 3t)-February 1?Canandalfrua. X. Y. February 1-March 1?rieasuro ear and truck show, Cincinnati. Ohio. February 1-8?Chicago snow. February 3-8?Automobile show. Convention Hall. \VashinBt?n. I) c. February 10-15?Auto carnival. WashinBton, D. C. February 10-15?Chicago truck show. February 10-15? M i n n e a p o lis show. February 11-15?Ottawa. X. V. February 15-22? Newark, X. J. February 15-22?Albany. X. Y. February 10-25?Richmond, Ya. February 17-22?Kansas City show. February 1S-22?Automobile show, Baltimore. Md February 24-March 1?Show at Omaha, Xeb. February 24?March 1?St. Louis. Mo. February 24-March 1?Memphis. Tenn. February 24-March 1?Xew Orleans, La. February 20-March 1?Fort Hodge, Iowa. March 3-S? Pittsburgh show. March 8-15?Boston pleasure car show. March 18-22?Buffalo show. March 10-20?Boston truck show. March 24-20? Indianapolis. 1 1 MOTOMETEE A NOVELTY. Innovation Protects Cars From Dam-; age by Overheating. THE MOTOMETER. The motometer is one of the latest 191.1 novelties of motor car equipment, which , has just been introduced on the market. It is a new device to protect motors from damage by overheating, and can be attached to any radiator cap by merely boring a hole in the same. The instrument is highly sensitive and indicates accurately the heat of the motor at all times. Prom the seat the driver or passengers in the car can notice at once when the symptoms of such tilings as a leaky radiator, low water supply, a pump out of order, broken fan belt, faulty lubrication : | and other things which produce overheat- j I ing develop. Heretofore it has been 1m| possible to ascertain the temperature of j the motor and cooling system, except by stopping the car and placing one's hand i on the radiator. By means of a highly magnified column of red indicating fluid, visible from the seat while driving, either night or day, it | keeps the driver aware of the exact con- I dltion of his cooling system, and one advantage in using such an instrument Is not only that it is interesting to watch, j hut nives me orivcr a leeung ui re| curity. Many motors are constantly I operated In winter at such a law temI perature that they are not flexible, and I require a far richer mixture than would I otherwise be necessary. Many other moI tors operate at too hi eh a temperature, in j cold weather as well as warm. As is well , known, insufficient water .11 the rad'ator I or clogged lubrication produces excessive ! heat, and If the red column in the dial is seen to rise above normal it is possible to stop the car, investigate and make repairs before the motor becomes sufficiently overheated to ruin the bearings. 1 damage radiator connections, or score the cylinders. I Hints To I Motorists! Storing Tires. 1 Stored tires should never be placed tlat i upon the floor or shelves. They should be i arranged vertically, resting upon sec- | tlonal racks. They should not only be placed out of the sunlight, hut they I should also be stored in such a way that I a free circulation of air may he had. under, above and beside them. They should be wrapped <arefully In paper or some other protective material. * * * * Lubricating the Gear Case. Never comnlctolv fill the roar or dif- i ferential case with lubricant. Kemem- | ber that the grease must have room to | flow around the case, and that there is considerable expansion due to heat [ when running. Some cases are provided ' with vents, which admit air to the in- : terior to take care of this expansion j and contraction, and these vents should j be kept free from dirt which tends to j clog them. :ArncSQu Under the new police reguk nary l it is against the law 1 except to give warning to strians. r of a sight-seeing automobil urn in a street less than for :h there is a street car servi< mi the curb to the nearest ra und the square, r passing into a circle or in ti his progress, to follow th les and at a speed not excee PROPOSES TOBACCO r TAX FOR HIGHWAYS Representative Warburton of. Washington Would Make Smokers Pay for Roads. , National roads as an exact form In which the government should participate in highway construction is a belief which is becoming country -wide In its acceptance. The lat>st proiMtsition brought forth along tin s.- lin. s is l>> Itcprcscntativo Stanton Warhurton of Washington state, who oont.-ti.is for a syst< in of na? tional ntl!ita.-\ roads. Mr Warburton proposes to make the tobacco us. rs of the eountr> pa\ for t'.. hiiildinu of thero national hiuhwa-. - through the imposition , of a tax so small that Mm sniok.-ts will IT. k r it?Tl t oil L'llio' oi.r > . . I . . . t I. . ? pk ? . wii r?MH?r\ nif, ti W il i consciousness of the groat benefit the;arr bestowing upon t}i j?. .?pl?- of tin* country. The plan contemplates trunk linos connecting tlie capitals <?f all tin stairs with the National Capital, and with oach other, and also with tin- principal national parks, tho government to locate the lines between tin- capiial: along the most feasible routes, with t It- states granting to the government the selected roadways. together with tin Improvements thereon. In his annotineeti :.r Representative Warburton sa.\>: "I piopose to raise tli fund by restoring tin i-11.ru.?1 revenue tax of l"t7H oil tobacco ami dug aside t !ih additional income from this soiree :is a national road fund. Tin- additional tax * so provided would amount to about $v?.? ; t.on.oou per year, a little more than double the present internal revenue tax on ! >bacco. if the pro ]U#S4*ci 1 .#f4NMI- 111il** system should eost $j i.o 10 j er mile l? would lie paid for in about lour years*' and in about five years at a eost o' <HH? per mile. To Address Convention. Representative Warburton will be included in the list of sj?eakers of the second federal aid convention called by the American Automobile Association in Washington March and 7 at Raleigh Hotel, and which bids fair to be the most representative gat luring of road enthusiasts ever gotten together. Sentiment has crystallized rapidly since the convention of a year ago. with the result that at the coming assembly definite and imjrortant action may be expected. Tile question is .1 big one, but with the whole country interested and with the attitude of Congress favorable there is no longer any question that the fedeia! government should participate in this gTeat undertaking. MOTOR CYCLISTS TO ELECT. Officers to Be Chosen Wednesday. Banquet January 22. Tlie annual election of officers of tho National Capital Motor Cycle Club will he held Wednesday evening at the headquarters of the club. 906 Pennsylvania avenue northwest. The officers to be elected will he president, vice president, corresponding secretary, re cording secretary, treasurer, captain and board of directors. At the open meeting last Wednesday a letter was read from A. Leo Saner, chairman of the F. A. M. legal action committee, expressing his regret at not being able to he present in response to the club's invitation. but stating that the board of directors of the F. A. M. proposed to send one of its number on a tour of the various cities lti I which affiliated clubs were located, and I would include Washington in his it In ? j erary. He also commended the club's ] action in resisting arbitrary and unfair 1 legislation. A resolution was then ! adopted thanking Mr. Sauer for his I support and the F. A. M. for its con! tributlon to the club's legal fund. | Wednesday, January 22. the retiringofficers of the club, headed by ['resident I>odson, will tender a banquet to the local automobile editors of the various papers, at the New Fredonia Hotel. The quests of honor will he Harry Ward of the Washington Times. Howard Fisk of The Sunday Star. Clarence X. Crammer of the Washington Post. Harry Dueksteln of the Washington Post. William 1*11man of the Motor News and the Washington Herald and Kobert 11. McNeil I of McNeil <Vr McNeil, the club's legal advisers. There will also b present E. Mitchell Dodscn. president; Paul A. Draper, vice president; Thomas C. | Wansleben. corresponding secretary land local F. A. M. representative; Fred 'Mills, recording secretary. Harry H. |Cohen, treasurer and publicity secretary: George W Real!, captain, and i W. F. Throop, sergeant, and the following members of the club: Thomas II Podge. P. X Moiibicn. Ellis H King. John S. Berryman, 1-1 ' Perkins F. I,. Pcisiiear. Samuel Mcpherson, Charles P. Osborn, F. C. Crampton. Thomas N. Mudd. jr.. George W I'arezo. t'barles ! If. Cross. I,. M Mailings Prank Puppert. William Moor* Frank II *zi> ton and Itichard T Cator Music will !? ? furnished by professional cii'ertainers on the hotel staff." Harry Ward will address the rornpany on "Past History ?>f the Sport in Washington": Howard Fisk o*i "Advertising": Clarence N. ''r utin' r, "Itac Meets 1 Have Known"" llurrj It I nicksteir. "Road Contests". William I'llman. "Future of tin- Game in WasiiIngton." and Ft* l?ert 11 McN- it. "Regulating Everything in Sig.bt " There will be i:o meeting held January on account of tlie banquet. The < lub has reeeived an offer ??f th"' use of a clubhouse located on tit- m vv HaltimoreWashi Tig ton houlevafl to use l(s summer headquarters. This matt, r w ill b> taken up at the January meeting. al? . ? rr- V\"i 11 i,'i Til iiiciin/^i o - Muri'he, L. M. .Sialliiiss ami l-'rank liai.letun. Hard Names. I": ?Tii (hi London < lironie'e For Jaw-breakins place names cornffall hoi's a record which can hardly tie ioproa -hed by any other Fnphsh county. Mr. ?'har!cs F. Graves has strong some of thes names Into verse-a heroic f at: Poeonnoe anil Polp-rro and I' . t.?o. t'hy sosler an I (""hyt'ihli'Ti mi l ' 01 <lrs/'\ Itosnarvn, Stllhla:;s. Pra>.? an Heebie Tn-ro, With unfauilliar niel"i|y *111.1/ (TIk* hungry tourlm. |iii*ni'k'ti; 111 fr*-ee 1, (In u marce without .1 tlir II on Zemi" gn/eb Probiiv nealls th<- K"in?ii*. no does I'.ir: Auil Cweel^ niay rightly cud thi^ list bi/ain. ad says 1 1 _ ^ ^ inons wnicn go mro cnca to use a horn or other sound drivers of other vehicles e or auto truck is not perty feet wide between curbs re with less than fortv feet * il, but in such cases must tersection of more than two e right curbs nearest the :ding eight miles an hour. ^