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I even dined in the cook tent, and sat where I could watch Angelotti as he poked beans, potatoes, roast beef, and spring onions into his system. "Poked, though, is hardly the word. He was a delicate little man, with a peculiarly delicate voice, and ate delicately an impossible quantity of in delicate food. He seemed nervous. 1 didn't blame him for that. THE seven-ten train pulled in on time, and I was there to meet it with Sam's horse and buggy. The first man to pile off was Jack McCann. On the way to the lot we hurriedly compared notes. Jack's story didn't last long. It couldn't; for he had just come from Rock Springs. I told him my theory and how I stumbled on it. I mapped out what seemed to be the scheme of the evening, showed the wires from Chi cago and the last town, and slipped him one of the cannon. 14Immense!" said he. "If we don t clean up this affair tonight, it's me back to New port and the simple life!" "The Derby Hotel clerk," said I, "may be short on brains; but his bellhop is long on feet. Mr. Barnes is pigeontoed and wears most on the outer edge. Mrs. Barnes wears threes, anil they're too big at that. Muddy night last night in Derby. Else why let a small-town boot shiner monkey with citv shoes?" We whirled on the lot through a hole in the fence behind the cook tent and tied the horse to a rear wheel of the Red Wagon. The moment Sam saw us?he was outside the wagon waiting?he let out a yelp that drowned the sideshow band, the cries of spielers, and the hubbub of the crowd trying to buy tickets for the big show. "The dago's blown!" he yelled. TIM SON and the ticket taker were there, and tried to cut in while McCann and I, with our tongues hanging out and our ears pointed like a pair of setters, listened. The best we could get out of the gabble was that Angelotti, when called for the ballyhoo out in front of the sideshow, wasn't in the dress ing tent. All his clothes were there, street clothes and costume, and both bags. Noth ing was gone except Angelotti. "He must have left naked, said 1 imson. "When was he called?" said I. "Not more'n a minute ago," all three cried. "Didn't even wait for his pay!" 1 dragged McCann to the buggy,?couldn t untie the halter, and cut it with a kniti pushed Jack in, climbed in after him, and hit Sam's sorrel a welt with the butt end of the whip that sent him off toward town like a fairly good imitation of Maud S in harness. From the place we struck the road to the nearest street lamp must have been half a mile, and the way we hopped from crag to crag, in and out of miud holes, over, under, and around trolley cars, and past pedestrians made a trip on the loop-the loop, the Rocky Road to Dublin, or any other Coney Island hair raiser look like a futile and feminine pastime. As we neared the light I asked Jack to tell me the time. "Eight-four!" he yelled, and I could hardly hear him for the racket we were making over the road. There was a train leaving at eight-twenty, ?I didn't know in which direction,?and I swatted the sorrel a swat designed and in tended to raise a blister. We may have hit the ground three times between there and the town square where you turn to the de pot; but I doubt it. We felt only two bumps, and they were secondary rather than momentarv. How we missed the Soldiers and Sailors' monument at the turn not even the sorrel knows. But we drew up at the station just as the train was whistling up the track; which means that she was headed south. The dago lied when he said Quebec the last time. There was no desire or need to tie the horse. He was too tired to move. Jack and I landed on the dirt together. "You attend to little Kendall! Remem ber he is pigeontoed and wears Dundreary whiskers!" I spluttered. "Leave the dago to me! And don't pull any rough stuff. Spot your man; but let me grab the sword swallower first!" INTO the mob we dashed. Did you ever see a depot crowd in a small town on a circus day? Some swarm, isn't it? We rushed forwa-il, nd the train had almost I'tvakt' 1 to a standstill before I sj>i1 Angc lotti. lit- wore a j>i? ttir?? hat with a ro plumo, a dark blue tailor-made suit with a slightly slit petticoat (visible legs were just becoming fashionable in the Hast, hut hadn't permeated the Middle West; hence the stares that the platform packed with people directed toward the sideshow per former), tiny patent leather puni| s, silk stockings, a veil, a parasol, white gloves, and a handbag. As neat looking a little trick as you ever gazed at! I didn't gaze long. Putting my hands to my mouth and aiming over the heads of the crowd, I cried as loud as I could: "Hello, Mrs. Barnes!" She was third in the line to a parlor car; but she turned, and before she could make the step I had her. "In the waiting room just a moment, dear lady, said I softly. " I here's plenty of time. The train will be here ten min utes." At my elbow Jack was speaking. "Par Mtf1 m(-% Kichman, lie was saying. If you don't mind I'd like to have a word with you. I'm interested in street railways too." I he crowd was shoving and pushing its way to the train, and we let them paw, Jack and I, each with a hand round a waist The waists and their owners came with us. My job was the easier, and I headed the way, not to the waiting room but to the depot restaurant, which was almost deserted. The "almost" was eliminated when Jack slued the pigeontoed Richman into a seat, tossed the lone waitress a silver dollar, and asked her to disappear behind the newly mani cured coffee urn. Mrs. Barnes was dabbing a handkerchief to her eyes; but she wasn't crying. Her kind never does. LIS 1 LN, Angelotti, Mrs. Barnes, Slippery Jane, or whichever of your names you want to be called!" I began. "The first time I saw you was on Hammerstein's Roof. You were doing card tricks and legerdemain. Mademoiselle Sorbonne was your name Remember? Arthur Prince and Houdini were on tin* same bill. I went with a Cen tral Office detective, who told me a lot about your history. You're slick; but there are slicker." "What do you want of me?" the lady snapped. "Snapped" is the correct word correctly used. "There are still four minutes to spare be fore the rattler leaves,1 I went on, j*iviii? Jack the high sign to keep quiet. "If you're good, you both can leave on it. Next I wish to introduce my friend John Henry Mc ( ann, Jr., whose father is the majority holder of the Continental Electric Railroad stock. I don t think he would like to know that, his trusted president, Mr. Kendall Richman, with the aid of a combination pickpocket, second-story worker, sleight-of hand artist, male impersonator, and sword swallower, pinched two hundred and fifty thousand dollars of the syndicate's cash. Mr. McCann, Jr., is also the star reporter of 'The New York Forum.' If you don't want to see trouble arrive in gobs, cough up and catch your train." Jack, for lack of anything better to do, or because the spirit of melodrama had grabbed him, tapped Sam's .45 against a plate of chocolate eclairs. Richman wiped his face with a silk handkerchief and gazed at us for a full minute. I give him credit for paying no attention to the gun. "Dig. Jane!" he said emphatically. Angelotti swung on the stool, lifted his skirts, and dug. He swung back and tossed twenty-five ten-thousand-dollar banknotes on the lunch counter. Jack ran through them, scanning the numbers. The train whistled through the noise outside. Jack put the wad into one pocket, Sam's gun into the other, ' lien he fished some telegraph blanks out of his coat, scribbled for a mo ment, and handed the result to me. 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