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i&ift for Seperts on Price of Wheat The report to President Wilson by the Secretary of Agriculture "touch ln( the price of wheat" and alio the report of the -agricultural advisory committee are called for by Congress In a resolution Introduced by JUp reeentattve Anderson of Minnesota, republican. Department Bent* Aviation field. The War Department has acquired 1,800 acres of land between Selfrltae Field and l>ake St. Clair, near Mount Clemens, Mich., for* Instruction of aviators. The rental for the Srst year will amount to $$3,000 and after that $40,000. Toilet Kits FOR THE SOLDIER OR SAILOR Complete stock, either fitted or empty (to fill with your own articles), Prices From $2 to $15 MEYER'S MILITARY SHOPS 1331 F St. N.W. AMUSEMENTS VattauL Horace Aaimiijr Vaofcell ku not furnished a ittrrlni vekiele worthy the graee ?iid charm of'Otls ?klnner's histrionic ability In "Humpty-Dumpty," this week's play at tho National Thea tor. it Is delightfully entertaining, however, and provides some strong character opportunities notably to Beryl Mercer, as Km. Mott, the lore bU Uttle mother of the SwrUsh hair dreeeer, Albert Mott, who la the cen tral figure of the flay impersonated by Mr. Skinner. But even Mr. Skin ner's moat ardent ehamplone will ad mit that with all the polished expert neaa ho could brine to hla role. Beryl Mereer, aa the little mother, la unmis takably the ?tar of tho play, and even Mr. 8kinner hlraaelf seemed inclined to intimate that he waa not in the speech that waa insistently demanded of him before xhe last curtain laet evening. The play opens with a diagram con suming an entire act which explains why tho suave and popular hair dresser of Bwaeheombe-on-Sea should be transplanted from tho little "art studio," where he seemed supremely contented. t<v the drawing room at Mottisfont Hfuse, May fair, and to the house of lords. His little mother, to whom he waa ardently devoted, had married sedretly a member of the nobility whin her face was young and pretty and ?ad then, as she thought, been deserted by him before the birth of an only child. Ha fcrt not ImrM bar. but had been killed In a hunting accident, and It was (rem paper* found kWC afterward that suspicion was UMStd that there might be another hair to a British earldom than John Delamothe, who generously surren dered everything to the hairdresser when It was learned that the simple and contented little Mrs. Mott was in reality the widow of the dead earl. The transition from the barber ?hop to the home of the earl offered opportunities for amusing incidents, because the hairdresser was not trained for the peerage nor his devoted mother for Maytair. The bobs up a Little Buttercup, a Mrs. Rogers, who demands hush money and tells a story that causes "Humpty Dumpty" to have his fall. The last curtain finds him again heart satisfied and oontsnt in his little shop at Swashcombe-on-Sea, and his dsar little mother glad to be out of the horly burly. The mere announcement of his ap pearance is sufficient to assure Otis Skinner an audience,, repressntatlve and discriminating, and tne audience and Mr. Skinner were present last night. But as pleasing as may have been the play, few will care to admit that It is an Otis Skinner play. Elisabeth ftiedon shared some of the honors of the evening as Crissie Parkins, a foundling and the hairdresser's assistant, whose dsvotion Anally compensated for what ever of loss or heartache came to him in the progress of the story. The re mainder of the cast was eminently satisfying, especially Fleming Ward as John Delamothe, Morton Selton as Oen. Delamothe, John's uncle; John Rog ers, as the hairdresser's assistant; Ruth Rose as the general's daughter and Clara T. Bracy as Mrs. Rogers, the Little Buttercup. Others were Robert Harrison, Ernest Elton, Robert Entwisje, William Evllle, Walter Scott and Maud Milton. Save and Dry Peach Stones 200 Will Save a Soldier s Life fTwo hundred peach stones will make enough carbon for one gas mask. One gas mask will save the life of an American soldier. v If Save and dry peach, apri cot, cherry, plum, prune and olive pits, as well as the shells of walnuts, hickory nuts and butternuts. If Bring them here and de posit them in the Liberty Peach Stone Barrel outside our main entrance. War-Time Styles in Suits Need Not Be Expensive For Instance This Smart Pleated Poplin Suit at $30.00 Is button trimmed, and has roll collar wth over collar of velvet. Green, brown, navy and black. Sizes 16 to 44. New and of Silk? Petticoats, $5 to J9-50 Of finest quality Silk Taffeta or Jersey tops, with deep flounce and plenty of ruffles; also all-Jersey with embroid ery or accordion flounce. ?Second Floor, New Annex. A Wool Poplin. Braided Suit, $40.00 All-wool poplin; belt ed; button trimmed; with large convertible collar and long novelty braided tabs; half silk lined; navy and black. A Medium-Weight Velour Coat, $50.00 Comes with full-pleated back, belt and {rockets and a collar and cuffs of dyed muskrat; has a 95-inch sweep; is full fancy silk lined; coloi^, brown, green, taupe, burgundy, Pekin, reindeer and navy. A Beautiful Baffin Seal Coat, $75.00 Baffin seal closely resembles fur and this coat has a Urge collar of genuine Australian opossum, a 6-inch novelty crush belt, double cuffs and self-button trimming. It is full fancy silk lined and has 85-inch sweep. f An Embroidered Jersey Dress at $37.50 One of the new Russian cossack effects; belted; button trimmed; with fringe trimming bordering the coatee and a dainty georgette vestee. All the latest colors,. % Were never so cleverly designed as in our new Fall Dis play. The best thing we can say about our Furs is that the only sort you win find here is the kind we are glad to GUARANTEE. The prices are moderate. ?Second Floor. The New Blouses for Autumn From the Girls' Sho{t Coats?For the bracing walk to and from school.?Smartest new corduroys, velvets, zibelines, meltons, cheviots and kerseys, arid they come in navy, brown, Copenhagen, Burgundy, green or neat mixtures.' Sizes 7 to 14 years. Prices only $8.95 to $29.75. Coats?for Little Tots*?'The wanted shades in materials, such as velvet, broadcloth, zibe line, fancy corduroy and velour. Prices only $7.95 to $23J0. Sweaters?A Schoolgirl Necessity*?Plain styles and smart models with novelty collars, belts and pockets, in fall colorings. Sizes to 14 years. Prices, $1JS to $7.98. Serge Dresses?Most Important This Winter*?Good navy serge; one style trimmed with plaid collar and cuffs; others with white pique collar, taffeta lapel and novelty pockets. Sizes 8 to 14 years. Price only $5.95. At $&4*-A Crepe do Chine Blouse, made of fine 4-thread Crepe de Chine and lace-edged frill. Choice of white or flesh. At $4.95?A Georgette Blouse, square neck style, with steel beads and silk embroidery for trimmings. White, flesh and colors. At $6.75?A Navy or Black Qeorgette Blouse, very distinc tive, with a V-neck and beauti ful jet beads and embroidered flowers on the front. At $6.95?Original Blouses in Suit Shades, embroidered in de signs copied after American In dian motifs. All sizes. At $4J5?A French Voile Blouse, artistic, with lace and embroidery trimmings. At $2.95?An Organdie Blouse in colors, smart with a Tuxedo collar with ruffles and a double front. At $2.19?An Unusual Batiste Blouse, showing a striped vestee, with high or low neclc. ?Second Floor. Middies?at Home In the Schoolroom*?Regulation styles, with emblems and pockets. All white, or white with colored collars. $L50 to $2.25. Girls' Bloomers?Galatea or Serge.?The better grades, sizes 10 to 18 years, at $1JS# to $?75; others, black only, sizes 2 to 8 years, at 59c; 6 to 12 years at 79c. Little Tots' Tub Dresses*?Solid color ginghams or novelty materials, sizes 2 to 6 years, $1*49 to $3.95. A Special Lot of Dresses*?Solid color fabrics, sizes 4 to 8 years, at (5c, From the Boys* Shofi To Stand Hard Knocks?a Corduroy Suit*?Trench models with trousers full cut and seams reinforced add to their "appearance"*; and the colorings of wood brown and mouse are exceedingly practical. Sizes 7 to 18 years. Priced from $835 to *1&7S? They'll Wear?Thise Corduroy Pants*?And they areimade of ex tra fine cordnroy, motise or golden brown shades: fall cut, with taped seams. Sizes 7 to 18 years. Priced, $L25 to $2.5?. Boys' Norfolk Suits?for School*?Cheviots, cassimeres, tweeds and homespans are the ma terials. Trousers are full cut and lined throughout. Sizes 8 to 18 years. Only $10.75. Boys' Norfolk Suits?for Dress Up*?These are of Very fine home spun, cheviot or tweed. Sizes 8 to 18 years Prfce only $123*. Others $5.95 to $21.50. ? Mackinaw*?for There Will Be Storms*?All have convertible col lars. Sizes 7 to 18 years. Only $7.95 to $12J#. Blouses?Plenty of Them*?A variety of patterns, made with trench or open cuffs, aind collars attached or detached. Sizes 6 to 16 years. 65c to $2^5. At S^75 ?Georgette, Crepe de Chine and Taf. feta Blouses, the newest, handsomest styles imaginable, many of them frilled, plenty with fine lace trimmings, and still others in original bead work and embroidery designs; variety of solid colors, plaid checks, regimental stripes and combination col orings. Sizes 36 to 50. -Mcoaa rim. Holeproof School Shoes For Boys In all sorts of leathers, ranging in price from $2.00 to $6.00, according to size. For Girls In all sorts of leathers, ranging in price from $2.25 to $7.00. ?Mala Floor, New Annex. % Why Pay More Later? Thrifty Folks Are Buying Now. Blankets and Comforts Heavy Plaid Cotton Blankets, fair. In a desirable heavy tp QC weight; in color com binatlons of pink, ^ blue, tan and gray. Size, 64x76. Heavy Cotton Blankets, fair. Choice of white K.*J OC with pink or blue bor- */' ders, or plaid. Size, 66x80. Silk Mull Comforts, each, Attractive fancy {*7 QC silk mull coverings; are . finished with plain borders. The colors are pink, blue, lavender and yellow. Heavy Comforts, each, Double-bed Size C J Crt Comforts, with neat *ti , covers and good cot ton filling. ?Third Floor, Annex. TheHeeht Ca Seventh St., Bet. E and F. Poll's. If your wife had the delusion that you were ait Ideal huaband, incapable of wronga or mistakes, would you bare your paat and spoil the delusion, or keep the secret and enjoy the high pedestal on which she had placed you? In Oscar Wilde's play, "An Ideal Hus band." which opened at Poll's last night, are pictured the complications which may result when the man keeps his secret. The moral of the story is thai it is wiser to admit the fault and make promises for the future than to seek to cover the paat and get caught In spite of your efforts. Married folk need have no fear, however, that the play is a sermon for them. Clever, brilliant dialogue1 and an abundance of humor make the play a sparkling comedy. The story is laid in London. Norman Trevor, as Sir Robert Chlltern, is a rising young statesman whose wife looks up to him as a man incapable of being dishon est. 81r Robert gained his start in public life by selling a state secret to a stock broker for gold, but rather than smash the ideal which his wife saw in him, he remained allent. The action of the play la taken up with the efforts of Mrs. Cheveley, a politi cal adventuress, to induce Sir Robert to support before the British govern ment a worthless waterway develop ment that she may proflt from the ?ale of stock. Sir Robert's secret is the weapon Mrs. Cheveley uses. Lord Soring, a bachelor, saves Sir Robert and, incidentally, gives him and Lady ChlUern a lesson in the folly of paint ing each other as spotless Ideals. "An Ideal Husband" is admirably played. Julian L'Estrange as Lord Goring and Constance Collier as Mrs. Cheveley are especially bright lights in the cast. Others who take lead ing parts are Cyril Harcourt, Gretchen Yates and Alice Gordon. B. F. Xeith'i. Making her farewell appearance be fore going "over there" to entertain the soldier boys, Stella Mayhew sang, re cited and even danced her way into the good graces of a packed house at Keith's last night. Her delivery of darky songs and recitations is simply irresistible and carries the punch that always brings hearty applause. Miss Mayhew is somewhat "hefty," but she could not resist the opportunity to show her agility in dancing a few steps Just before her final bow, to the wonderment of the audience. Miss Mayhew Is soon to Join the band of vaudeville entertain ers vho are going to France to brighten up the dark hours of the coming winter. The tabloid musical comedy, "The Only Girl," is playing a return engage ment this week. Its former splendid success was easily repeated. The prin cipals. Franif Harrington and Lillian Crosman, handle their parts with ease, both as to acting and singing, and carry the piece to success. The music is catchy and the dialogue and situations funny. Jtmme Lucas created lots of laughter with his silly capers and did not use the "soldier business" to score a hit. Edwin George had a funny Juggling act. One of the big hits of the evening was registered by Joe Parsons and Dave Ir win in a singing turn. Jack Wyatt and his Scotch company were well received, as were Zarrell and company In an SPHERICAL Toric $q LENSES O Fitted in guaranteed gold filled society or shelltex frames. Have your eyes rxamlard free by our skilled optometrist. Adolph Kahn, 935 F St. acrobatic act. The Hearat<BaUM New* picture* are Interesting. Connor The Coamoa Theater ia regaling ita patrons this week with exceptional fea tures, both in its living vaudeville and In pictures. , Perhaps the moat Imprte sive offering Is the special matinee at traction, CJrfBth's film masterpiece, "The Great Love," with Its bland of war and romance and its east of noted film stars and British royalty. The headllner is a -musical comedy which runs forty-five minutes and presents a company of eleven people. It is called "Pardon Me," is handsomely stated and cos tumed and is replete with pretty music. Another topHner is Lillian Herleln, as sisted by Joeef Weidell at the piano, in a song cycle, one of the moet preten tious and handsomely costumed acts of Its kind ever staffed at the Cosmos. Burke Brothers and Kendall have a very clever club Juggling act, with songs and dance*. Elsie Gilbert and her sister win many rounds of applause with well sung songs and eccentric danoes, and the Mahoneya, one of them a very ludicrous chap, are the laugh makers. Supplementing these are the Mack 8ennett-Paramount picture. "The Summer Girls," Introducing the famous Bennett Aim beauties and funmaker*. and the Hearst-Pathe News, with late war pictures. Gayety. "The Girls of the U. S. A.," a new burlesque production under the direc tion of Joe Hut-tig; entertained a crowded house at the Gayety last night. The show ha? somewhat of a military atmosphere in its songs, costumes and scenery. The action of the different burlettas centers around Lew N Hilton, whose fun-making caught the fancy of the audlenoe, and the applauding of his work at one period of the performance was so per sistent that he had to make a certain speech. Next to Mr. Hilton the sing ing of Ina Hayward. a stately prima donna with a remarkable rang* of to ice, was the outstanding feature of the evening. Others in th* oast who contributed their bit to the aong and gayety were Mile. Bab?tte, whose work was clever, especially her alng lng of "Chinaman"; Tenny Hilson, the soubrette; Aurela Clark, Clare Evans, John Bohlman, Charles Flgg and Boy Peck. The scenery of the final aet, with which a burletta entitled "Cleo patra" ?was staged, was espeaially noteworthy. The chorus 1a well ooa tumed and composed of a bevy of young women of pulchritude and skill in dances and military evolutional Howard. Last night at the Howard the Quality Amusement Company of colored player*, after an absence of several week*, be gan a week's engagement in the comedy hit of the metropolitan stage, "Cheating Cheaters," which through its four act* kept a large and appreciative audience in a happy frame of mind. P. 0. JOBS OPEN TO WOMEN. They Hay Take Examination* for Carriers or Clerk*. Women will be admitted to exami nations for both letter carrier and clerk for the Washington city post office to be held the flr*t Saturday of each month, the Civil Service Commis sion announces. Women applying for position as carrier must meet the same physical requirement* provided for male carriers. Entrance salaries of clerks and car riers is $1,000 per annum. Applicants must measure not less than five feet four Inches in height in bare feet, and must weigh at least 125 pound* with out overcoat and hat. Two woman letter carrier* already have been appointed to the local car rier force from an eligible lilt secured by examination* held August 3. The women have not as yet mad* their debut carrying mall, but are being given preliminary training at the city post office sorting mall and "making it up." . Patriot* From 18 to 45 Will Register S?pt 12th?OtWs Mnst Infants' Fine Dresses, 98c Embroidered yokes and tucka, with a fine hemstitched skirt. All slaes. DRESS SMARTLY?SHOP HERE?SATE HONEY. || 1316-24 ASK FOR STAMPS?VALUABLE PRESENTS FREE I Thrifty Women are Baying Ahead As We Did $25.00 COATS ONLY Fi?^ different styles, in cibeline, plain or fancy plushes, thlbets. etc. Large collars with silk plush trimmings, or large collars of coney fur. Sizes for misses of 16 to women of 46 bust. and colors are navy, black, brows, bur gundy, etc. A Charming Display of Wonderful | $5.00 Values in Trimmed Hats I $?V98 A wonderful assortment of black, nary, taupe, purple and sand velvet hats, la large, small and medium shapes, beautifully trim med in the season's latest effect. Altogether I an exceptionally good Taiue for $8.88. 35c BODY WAISTS 25c "Acorn" brand waists, suitable for boya and (iris. Sizes 5 to IS. 50c Ruben's SHIRTS 39c Infants' Ru ben's shirts, in extra quality. 50c quality for 39c. . $1.75 Bungalow APRONS $1.25 Good quality percales in checks and stripes. Men's Blue Shirts 75c Collar-attached blue shirts. Well made and dou ble stitched; one pocket. Sises to 17. Boys' Hats 59c A good assort ment of pat terns, stjlts and I shapes at this | old price, i sixes. ExtraGoodValue BOYS "SUITS Starting the fall season with a good line of reasonably priced clothes. At $6.S5 we are preifered to show you a large range of good fab rics in a wide assort ment of patterns. A11 are well made in sises 7 to 18. * Growing Girls' School Shoesl $2.95 <hm Xetal Button aad Lao* I Show of Balid liKtW. 81ms I 2V4 to 7, in aereral widths. Misses' and ChlMrea's School Shoes $2.45 Button and lace ahoes, In gua metal, and button In patent colt. 81aes SH to UH and 12 to 3K. BLANKET AND COMFORT THRIFT SALE $6 GENUINE WOOLNAP BLANKETS, $4.98 Gray, white with blue or pink border, sise 64x76. $12.50 Wool Blankets, $9.95 White, (ray and red. 76x80. $10.50 Wool Blanket*, $8.98 Gray and white. 66x80. $8.50 Wool Blankets, $6.50 Gray with colored borders. <6x80. $7 Woohap Blankets, $5.98 White and gray. 66x80. $5.75 Large Blankets, $4.98 White and gray. 64x80. 200 $4 Blankets, $3.49 Tsa. gray and white. 60x76. $3.25 Double Blankets, $2.98 Gray only. S0x74. $3 Single Bed Blankets, $2.75 Osw aaly.. 56x73. $8 Fine Comforts, $6.98 Fancy face. 68x78. $6.98 Comforts, $5.98 All colon. 72x84. $6 Comforts, $4.98 Light colors. 72x78. $5.25 Comforts, $4.50 Beautiful designs. 72x78. $5 Comforts, $3.98 Neat designs. 68x74. $4.50 Comforts, $3.50 Various pattens. 70x76. $3.50 Comforts, $2.98 Extra vain*. 61x74. $3 Single Bed Comfort, $2.75 UBttsd qaaattty. UxVL 1 0A1? Of THAMES. WM- We wt?fc t* rami to the em-1 *? DIXON, Jr. . ?T HI FAMILY. U' DIED. UMJtS. Ob Saturday. September T. 1W. at 10a5 p.? LOtJISK C.. W>?ed daughter of rnnk ant Sarah AdaBa. She laarw to ?aeon, a laving aJQther apd father aad en* brother, rnt Man, as* a heat aC Mlatlvee and friende. "Twaa bitter grief, a aberk aevere. To part with yon. we loved so dear, Our loaa la grant, we woa't complete. Bat treat In Ood la meet a (at*. Funeral from Zlea Baptlat Charch Wedneeday. September 11, at 2 o'clock pal. Relatives and frienda Invited. * MOWV. Departed thia life oa Bandar, Sep tember 8, ltai, at 1 un 1IOVN, beloved mother of laabelia Braaaoa aad uju Chestnut. (Philadelphia and Atlantic City papeia please copy.) ? COAXES. Departed thia life September ?. 1?18, No. 8 Sibley avenue. HyettavUle.Md., ELLA F., aiater of Hana Coatee. She lea re* a mother, three brothere aad sister aad a hoot of friends. Funeral from her toothers reeideaee, ia Hysttsvlile, Wednesday, September 11,^ i* COOK. On September 9, 1111. at U;1S a.m.. MART ALICE, wife of the late William Coot la the eeveaty-thlrd. year of her ace. Funeral from her daughter's reeideaee. tft L street aouthweat. Notice of funeral here after. (New York pspers vlease copy.) ? BZVSMORX. On Monday. Sestaaiber S. 1919. WILHELMINA DINSMORkT belov?l wife of Benjamin a. Diasmore, aged thirty-aerea yeara. Funeral from her late reeldence, 1T08 Srd street northwest, oa Wedneeday, September 11, at 8 p.m. Interment at Rock Creek cemetery. DONALD. On Tueoday, September 10. 1?18. at 7 a.m., at her home, 430 F street northeaat. Hra. MART A. DONALD, wife of R. B. Donald. In th* slaty-eighth year of her age. Funeral from her late home at 1:80 p.m. Thureday, September 12. 11* DOUGLAS. On September 9, 1918, at the res idence of Mrs. J. A. Douglas. ERNEST A.. beloved son of Ernest A. Douglas and Ger trade Douglas (net Thome). Funeral from his late residence, 702 15th street southeast, Wednesday, September 11. at 2:80 p.m. RelatiToa aad frienda larited to attend. Interment at Ooagreesloaal cemetery. ? fEUTAID. Oa Sunday. September 8, 1918, at 9:80 p.m., QKORGE W? beloved huaband of _ the late Martha A. Feraaid. Funeral services, with requiem mass, at St. Joseph's Church, will be held on Wedneeday. September 11, at 9 a.m. Kindly omit Sow ers. Interment (private) 1a Arlington na tional eemtery. AuMVHRET. Suddenly, ea Sunday, Septem ber 8. 1918, at Cambridge. Mas. , ALMRT ^-bsnd of Ida M. Humphrey (nee Funeral (private) from Lee's chapel, 882 Pennsylvania avenue northwest, Wednesday, September 11, et 11 o'clock. (New Tork and Boston papers please copy.) ? HTTCPHRET. Pentalpha Ledge, No. 23, F. A. A. M., will aasemble at a apeclai communi cation at Maeonlc Temple at 10:80 a.m., Wedneeday. September 11. 1918. to attend I ??? ?* Brother ALBERT R. HUM | PHRBY. Services at J. William Lee's. 832 Pennsylvania avenue northwest, at 11 a.m., after which the body will be cremated. t..,? ? ?? POYNTON, Matter. ISAAC B. FIELD, Secretary. i *?*???? SsMaaly. ia New Tork. September 9. 1918, LTMAN L. W. ?. KENNON. colonel, u. S. A., commanding Camp Greene. Funeral at Arlington Wednesday after arrival of 1:45 p.m. trala from New Tor*. KABTEL. On Sunday, September S, 1918, at 8:80 a.m.. ELLA C. MARVEL (nee Rurgeea). Funeral Wednesdsy, September 11, at 2 p.m., from Desl's undertsklng psrlors. Friends and relatives Invited to attend. Interment pri vate. ? PETERS. On Saturday. September 7. 1918, at 1:45 p.m., JOHN SIMM PETERS of Ivy ?lty. Montello, at the home of hla daughter, 820 3d street southwsst. He was seventy two yeara of age and ia survived by three daughters, one son, Ave grandchildren and one great-grandchild. I Funeral from the house. REDMOND, Suddenly, on Monday, September ?, 1918, at his residence, 2018 15th street northwest. WILLIAM A. REDMOND, hus band of the late Carrie Emmons Redmond. Funeral Thursdsy, September 12. at 9 a.m. Requiem high mass at St. Paul'a Roman Catholic Church. Interment at Mount Olivet cemetery. jje RICHARDS. At AtUntlc City. Sunday night. September 8, 1918. after an extended illness. M. V. RICHARDS, commissioner of develop ^ment service, Southern Railway system. '">m the >?Ue. Rock Creek cemetery. Wednesday, September 11, at 2 p.m. Friends invited. Intermeut private. 10* ROBET. On Monday, September 9, 1918, at Laurel. Md., ALEXENIA W. ROBET. be loved wife of the late John H. Robey and dnughter of the late Rev. Edgar Robey. Death has robbed us of our mother. Of the one we loved so well; Tsken from this World of sorrow 8afely home with Him to dwell. Gone from enrth, yes, aone forever; Tenr-dimmid eyea will gaae in vain. We ahall hear her voice, oh, never. Never more on earth again. Home is sad. O God, how dreary; Lonesome, lonesome, every spot? Listening for her voice till weary. Weary, for we hear it not. BY HER CHIU)REN. Sleep on, dear grandma, and take your rest; God called you home. He thought It best. i?.?!1??0? "*!? 'Uttered. In patience she bore, Until God.called her home to suffer no note. BY HER GRANDCHILDREN. Funeral will take place from Centenary M. E Church, Laurel, Md., oa September 11, at 2 o'clock p.m. Interment In St. John'a cem etery, Beltsville, Md. Reistivea aad frleads Invited. (Baltimore Bun pleaae copy.) On Sunday, September 8, 1918, at 12:30 pas.. MARY A., beloved wife of John Schilling, and devoted daughter of the late Robert and Mary Condon. Funeral from her late residence, 1810U ?th ?? Wedneeday. September 11' " 8iso Requiem mass at the Charch of the Immaculate Conception at 9 o'clock "J" Wends invited. Interment .^^jonnt^OllTe^cemeter^ WILL PICNIC IN PARK. Grand Rapids-Washington Society Plana Outing for Saturday. Members of the Grand Rapids-Wash ington Society and their families will pionio in Rock Creek Park, near the Fierce mill tavern, at S o'clock Sat urday afternoon. Each family will carry a basket lunch. A program of recreational events has been arranged by th* committee In charge. The committee is headed by Ka], A. C. Hindman, chairman, and the others are Garret A. Benneker, H. W. Har wood. Miss Xnes Miller. Frank J Pickett, Miss Marjorle Preston and Miss Gertrude C. Shaw. 141 TO GET "RETIRED" PAT. $45,000 A iked For Lighthouse Ken for 1919. There are 141 persons in th* gov ernment lighthouse service entitled to retired pay under th* recent pen sion legislation paasad by Congress, according to a report submittsd to the Hous* by the Department of Commerce, asking for an appropria tion of $41,000 for th* next year to carry out the program. An additional appropriation of fMOO to cover th* $600 a year wag* lnorease granted the aixt**n light house superintendents also was re quested. A nominee to All the unexpired short term- of former United States Senator Benjamin R. Tillman will be chosen by the democrat* of South Carolina in a second primary today. No other remedy ?pfll so sanely and quickly correct stomach ailments, regulate the fiver and improve tb? Beccham's 9X0. _ tHrty-?? tnii, FMeJlLM t4? tnm ?"*>'* oMkrtaHw aatakUalimeaL (Baltimore paper* pleaae I nan. 01 Monday. a*M?Bkn ?. ins. m 11:85 p.m., ?t her residence, 821? O (treat aortbweat. NKLUE HERBERT SMITH. W lov*d w!fc of Miaa Smith, <aiu>H daagktaa of Caroline Herbert and slater of Kittle, H. UPOWle * i Fuaetal from Mint Km M. R Church, 2*fe j atreet betincB Dumbarton avenue sad O I atreet aortkwMt, Thursday, September 12, at * and friends lnrited. Caakat will aot be opened In church. 11* aovnwomn. At the bane of her daughter. Mra. W. P. Thornhlll. 687 A street northeast, i oa September 9. Wl8.it 2 p.m.. MAR*. FRANCIS SOUTHWORTH, afed eighty-aevea yeara. i Iatarment 3a Spotsylvania count jr. Va.t Wed 1 aesday, September 11. ? STAPLES, At' Alexandria Bay. N. T.. an September 8. 1918. ORREN ti. 8TAPLE8. Funeral from his late residence. 1835 Columbia road northwest, on Wednesday, September 11. St 3 p.m. After a short tUaees. an Toea ?ay. September 10. 1918. at 1 a.m.. EMMA VIRGINIA, beloved mother af Mrs. Richer* H. Crooks and Mrs. Ada T. Orundo and aia I ter of Miaa A ana ?. Dodaon. . Funeral from the reaidence of her graad dauffhter. Mva. Gideon J. Pillow. 1800 Jack eon street aortbaaat. at IS aooa Wednesday. September 11. lUUtivea and frieada Invited. Interment (private) at Baldwia Memorial cemetery, Arundel, Md. (Baltimore and Aa* napolls papers pleaae copy.) waijLI. On Monday, September 9. 1918, at 4:21) p.m., WILLIAM EDGAR, son of Mr. and Mrs. George L. Wells, aged ten months. Funeral aervicea Wednesday, September 11, at 2 p.m.. at 129 Quincy place northeast. In terment private. ? ZZTP. On 8uaday, September 8, 1918. at 7:40 a.m.. at Providence Hospital. NEWTON EARLE ZSPP. beloved husband of Marjorie E. Xepp (nee Posey), and beloved son af Jamea H. and Julia I. Zepp. afed thirty four yeara. Funeral from the residence of his father-la law, Mr. W. B. Posey, 818 C street south eaat, Wednesday, September 11, at 2 p.m. 10* In Hemoriam. BAXLZT. In loving remembrance of our d. .0*ed .later, CARRIE BAILEY, who depart ed tkla life at Coaey Island. N. Y., nine jears ago today. September 10, 1809. Sleep on, dear .later. And take thy rest; We loved thee well? tiod loved thee best. BT HEB LOVING BISTER AND BROTHER. (New Tort papers pleaae copy.) a BANXETT, In loving remembrance of our dear daughter, JESSIE BANKETT. who de parted this life one year ago today, Sep tember 10. 1917. I BY HER LOVING AND DEVOTED MOTHER AND FATHER. ? OOATXS. In Idving remembrance of our dear daughter. EXEBENA COATE8. who departed thla life in Annapolia, Md., four years ago today. September 10, 1914. And though the circle is broken. And parting haa filled us with pain, We behold aa a glorioua token ? hope of meeting again. BT BEE DEVOTED MOTHER AND FATHER. ? CONNOR. In loving remembrance of our dear mother and grandmother. HANNAH CON NOR, who departed this llfa three years ago today, September 10, 1918. Beat In peace. BT THE FAMILY. * OXTBBT, In sad and loving memory of my wife and our mother. IDA BROWN CURRY, who departed this life two years ago todav. September 10. 1916. BT HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN. ? DADE, la sad but loving remembrance of mv dear mother. FRANCES V. DADE, who de parted this life three years ago todav, Sep tember 10, 1918. Dear la the grave In which she Is laid. Sweet la the memory that never shall fade: Heart of ay life is burled deep Under the sod where she peacefully eleepn BT HER SON CHARLES. ? In aad but loving memory of my dear mother. KATHARINA MILLER, who departed this life.two years ago today, Sep tember 10, 1416. Mother, thou art gone, but not forgotten. A faithful, good mother, loving and kind, A batter mother no one could find. HER DAUGHTER BARBARA. ? In aad but fond memory of our dear mother, REBECCA MIMS, who left us two yeara ago today, September 10. 1918. Rest, loved mother, till life's morning Calla thee from thy dusty bed: Affection's hsllowed light still burning O'er the darkened path we tread. And we'll think of thee in glory While our tboughta from earth ahall rise. And we'll fancy thou art waiting receive ua in the skies. BIJBR LONELT DAUGHTERS. ANNIE J. GRJNAOE MARY A' 40SB8 ASD NA?.MI SCHLOTTERBECK. In sad but loving rem em b?nee of my dear mother, MART E. ? SCHLOTTERBECK. who died twenty-8ve yeara ago today, September 10, 1888. Also Slnlf" Sf*t& aMotta S. SCHLOTTER BECK, who died twenty-two yeara ago to day, September 10. 1896. May tbey rest in peace. BY MART E. FRANK. ? SMITH. I" Md but loving remembrance of ?ny wife and our mother. MARY EDITH SMITB, who departed this life one year ago today, September 10, 1917. No one knows how we have missed you In this year Just gone by. When you left ua aad and lorelv For yiur home up In the sky. Though you're (one, you're not forgotten, And your place can never be Oiled; We will keep your memory cherlahed Si LfiT ? rt" ,n death are atiUed. BT HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN. ? TF.W1BTT. In asd but loving remembrance or SSuKJl'f *Dd our b">ther. JOSEPH W. .A?L8'.who ?hla life two yeara ago today, September 10, 1916. We ahall never cease to love you. Though your form be In the dust. Aad soma day wa hope to meet you? To thla end In God we trust BT HIS DEVOTED MOTHER AND THE FAM ILY. g FUVEBAL DIRECTORS. JOSEPH GAWLER'S SONS Member by Invitation National Selected Mor ticians. Service, rendered in all parta of tk* United States by special representativea. TtuSPMONg jt&L. aarAnLiawsB i?a? MAIN BBI2-SS13 , A>w I7SO-S2 PA. A8SISTAM* AVBNUS CHAPgfcj J. WILLIAM LEE, Funeral Director aad Em balm ?r. Livery in conMction. Ctmmt die us chapel and modern crematorium. Modest prlcea. 882 Pa. are, a.w. Telephone call. 1388. George P. 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