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• ARLINGTON PARADE TD SIARI IN D. C. Water Carnival Will Be Fea tured by Line of Floats and Automobiles. Special Dispatch to The Star. CLARENDON. Va.. October 29. Proud of the progress made on the modern water supply system for Ar lington County, citizens and officials will unite Thursday in a celebration to mark the official turning of water Into the pipes from the new Govern ment reservoir at Dalecarlia. The committee on arrangements for the celebration has decided that the parade, which is to be one of the out standing features, shall partly traverse the Capital City, since Washington i 3 linked with the project, and the Peace Monument, at the foot of the Capitol, has been selected as the starting point. The procession will form on Mary land avenue and will begin moving up Pennsylvania avenue at noon. Floats taking part in the parade are to be ready an hour before starting time. Frank T. Tracey has been selected as grand marshal of the parade. which will go to Fifteenth street, to the Highway Bridge, thence on Jefferson Davis Highway to Frazier avenue, thence to Mount Vernon avenue and Columbia pike, thence to Glebe road and Pershing drive, thence to Claren don avenue and Wilson boulevard, thence to Clements avenue and the Lee Highway, thence to Virginia ave nue, Lyon Village, where the festiv ities for the remainder of the day will be held on the athletic field. Parade Without Marchers. Walter U. Varney, general chair man of the committee on arrange ments, and Milford Witts, general sec retary, announce there will be no marchers in the parade—only motor cars and floats. With the entire mo torized fire apparatus of the county entered and many of the civic organi zations and business firms planning to enter floats, it is expected at least 309 vehicles will be in line. All auto mobile owners have been invited to drive their cars. Prizes will he of fered for the best decorated private o»r and for the best decorated fire chief's car. Prizes will be offered for the best decoiated commercial and school floats. A holiday has been declared in the public schools to allow the thousands of youngsters to participate in the memorial event. Twenty school floats are promised for the parade. A fire hydrant has been installed rear the scene of the festivities to be held ih Lyon Village following the parade, and this will he turned on with appropriate ceremony. Representative R. Walton Moore, who played the leading part in getting the consent of the Government for the county to connect with the Dale carlia Reservoir, and Col. U. S. Grant, Sd, of the National Capital Park and Planning Commission will be the prin cipal speakers during the afternoon exercises. A barbecue will be served free, fol lowing which games will be In order. The cadets of Washington and Lee and George Mason High Schools will put on a prize drill. The evening program will open with fireworks. A bonfire of great size will help in the illuminations, and when the flames get to a certain point the fire companies will demonstrate the full strength of the water flow. The affair will be climaxed with a costume dance in the spacious garage ( of the Washington, Maryland and Vir ginia Coach Co., which will be appro priately decorated. Preparations will be made to accommodate 2.000 danc ers. Costume prizes will be awarded. Many Committees Listed. I Committees are: Transportation—Leon Arnold, chair man. Clarendon; K. A. Brumback, : Clarendon: J. A. England, Clarendon; T. E. Sebrell, jr., Clarendon; J. M. Heinbuck, East Falls Church. First aid —Mrs. Jennifer Broaddus, chairman. Mount Ida; Mrs. Julian Brown, Clarendon; Mrs. W. E. Willis, Rosslyn; Mrs. M. A. Rudasill, Claren- , don; Mrs. Norma R. Davies, Claren don; Dr. P. M. Chichester, Clarendon: Dr. C. R. Boyland, Cherrydale; Mrs. Mae Jacobs, Ballston. Advisory—William J. Ingram, chair man, Clarendon; Eugene Turnburke, Cherrydale: Edward Duncan, East BraddOek: Asa E. Phillips, Clarendon; H. C. Saffell, Clarendon: Mrs. Florence Cannon, Arlington; C. R. Taylor, Clar endon; Mrs! Claude S. Semones, Aurora Hills. Bonfire and fireworks—C. C. Donald son, chairman, Cherrydale; A. C. SchefTel. Arlington; William Topley, Cherrydale; C. M. Jones, Falls Church; Charles Vermillian, Cherrydale; A. B. Eaton, Clarendon; J. A, Spates, Cherrydale. Parade—Frank T. Tracy, Virginia » Highlands; H. B. Field, Clarendon; H. C. Roberts, Clarendon; J. B. Swecker, Clarendon; O. R. Howell, Clarendon; Randolph Koester, Clarendon. Floats—A. J. Webb, chairman. Clarendon; Robert H. Forman, Ball ston; J. D. Cushman, East Falls Church; C. L. Snoots, Arlington. Prizes —Amos C. Crounse, chair man, Clarendon; S. B. De Vaughn, Potomac; R. E. Janson, Cherrydale; J. R. Mossberg, Arlington; C. C. Donaldson. Cherrydale. Judges—Judge Harry R. Thomas, Clarendon; C. W. Fitch. Clarendon; Dr. Edward McCarthy, Cherrydale. Publicity—C. A. Keefer, chairman, Braddock; J. T. Lipscomb, jr., Clar endon; A. M. Datvson, Clarendon; Thomas D. Bailie, Clarendon; C. H. Greathouse, Rosslyn; Grover Payne, Ballston. Finance —Arthur Orr, chairman, Lyon Park; C. W. Smith, Clarendon; R, B. Cobean, Potomac; Mrs. Ruby Lee Minar, Cherrydale; B. M. Hed rick, Clarendon; Mrs. H. P. Simpson, Livingston Heights; Walter T. Weaver, Cherrydale; Charles Boyer, Ballston; R. Colton Lewis, Rosslvn; A. C. Jones, Clarendon; E. Wade Ball, Clarendon. Speakers—L. C. McXemar, chair man, Clarendon; Mat. E. W. Cushing, East Falls Church; Harry K. Green, Clarendon; W. L. Bragg, Clarendon. I Greater Washington—C. W. Clever, chairman, Clarendon; Charles F. Kinchelne, East Falls Church; F. G, Campbell, Virginia Highlands; R. Wal ton Moore, Fairfax; R. E. Plymale, Rosslyn. Barbecue and refreshment—Mrs. Catherine Rogers, chairman, Ballston; Estler Palmer, Arlington; R. A. Rose bury, Potomac; Randolph Robinson, Clarendon; John Milstead. Cherrydale; Mrs. A. D. Davis, Virginia Highlands; W. W. Sealock, Ballston; Dr. John W. Rogers, Ballston; J. A. C. Fought, East Falls Church; Ernest Shreve, Cherrydale; J. B. Malloch, Ballston; G. Albert Veiteh, Ballston; Thomas Crack, Ballston; Alwin Reiners, Clar endon. Music —Mrs. Sarah Carl, Lyon Park, Chairman; Harold Brown, Cherrydale; William Kleysteuber, Potomac; H. E. Btelle, Rosslyn; Mrs. Sadia Catherine Coles. Cherrydale. Dancing—Mrs. Julian P. Simpson, chairman. Cherrydale; Mrs. W. O. Tol ford, Clarendon; Mrs. Ruth Lowell, -Arlington; Frank Snyder, Clarendon; IA- V. Brown, Potomac; H. A. Beattie, Clarendon. , % Most of TJs Are the Alice Kind. from the Boston Transcript. “Alice is not a good listener.” “Why, I never knew her to inter rupt.” “That is mere politeness. To be a good listener means something more than merely waiting until the other 9*r«cn la through.” STATUARY HALL AT THE CAPITOL AROUND THE CITY ItY NANNIE LANCASTER. I >—*v VER at the Museum, under / \ glass, there is a Sioux war -1 I rior in a war shirt of tanned buckskin, fringed and beaded, and trousers of deerskin dyed green. Around his throat is a necklet of bear claws, and a stone headed war club shows just how he came by his dangling colors, brown, auburn and gray with a curl to it— Ii , i the scalps of worn r==r an pioneers. 'i 'li^' he useum * s a pi,cnt place— -1 except for some times and a ~woman who had been prowling ySr ar ° un< i • r an ( Jh hour—on the floor where the family X » life of the Amer ican Indian is tle- t { picted by life-sized figures of bucks, * squaws and pap pooses, both at work and play—seated herself at a book table near a window to study the Sioux warror until, in that far-off, silent place, the plaster of him seemed to quicken into savage life and she could almost—almost — hear the agony-screams of those women at the instant that their scalps became trophies to be worn at the side of a chief. And then a young school teacher came along with a string of little children. She was an intensely earnest young woman, and as she swarmed her lit tle flock around the case inclosing the landing of Columbus, two hoys and a tiny girl came over to the near-by Sioux figure and beghn to size him up—as little children have away of doing—with everything. “Don’t he look like he could fight?” The elder of the boys made the com ment, but the other one disagreed: “Naw. I’d rather be a circus In dian, because he is alive and can ride a horse in the parade. You could stick a pin in this one and he wouldn’t holler.” “Bet you wouldn’t talk like that if he could get hold of you. Look at those scalps—ge-mee-nee!” “They was just stuck there for show—no man ever had long hair like that.” “I know they didn’t, except Buffalo Bill and Davy Crockett, but these are women scalps, when the Indians used to massacre whole families.” “I don’t fink it’* pritty hair"—the tiny girl seemed inclined to be sniffy —“My mamma's hair is buful —all yellow an’ bobbed. My gramma’s hair is a whole heap nicer, too —she's got it pepperminted to look like it curls natch’l. If I couldn’ have nicer hair than he’s got I’d be shamed of the ugly ole stuff.” The young teacher sprinted over, shooed the three to the Columbus case, and once they were there, the elder boy, who must have had inside of him an adventure-love for history, shrilled out to the teacher: "Say, Miss Maud, suppose these In dians had killed Columbus and those .other men in the boat, we never would have had any United States, would we?” And that remark made the woman at the table lose interest in the Sioux warrior, to follow out the boy’s line of suggestion. All of which is nothing to tell about except that, doesn’t a wise man tell us in a book that it is the small things that make up life? ** * * 'JVHIS is about a little red candle: An electric light, like everything else In this world, occasionally lays down on its Job. It is a phase of earthly imperfection that neither hu man nor thing-inanimate may dodge— All of which is to let you know that something went wrong with an elec tric fuse the other night and put one section of an apartment house into a degree of blackness that we classics call stygian. And if you are acquaint ed with the stygian type you will know that there is nothing so pall black as the sudden snapping out of an electric light; a blackness that fits you like a shroud. One tenant who was having a lovely time all to herself in a comfy chair, a just-right lamp and a fresh maga zine, sat for an instant in rigid fear— which was foolish in her, of course, nrd then groping in every direction but the right one, to find a match, bumped into her door to find the corri dor lighted and to hear the cheerful voice of a little tenant below who had come into the hall to find out what was wrong. And the relief that fel low misery begets sent the scared-cat woman down the steps to join the cheerful one below. And she was be moaning that she had only two inches of unreliable candle, the flower-gilt, leavings of a tea party, and that she was so scared she didn’t know what to do—when another tenant of the apart ment house in passing by beamed out a cheerful assurance to the sensible tenant that the lights would soon ; be on. With this good news to go by, the scared-cat one returned to her apart ment—not so black with the door ' open—found the matches, lit the 1 nubbin of candle and then sat close ' to its sputtery glimmer and wondered what site would do if it flickered out before the light was on. And while she was worrying, the hell rang, and there stood a nice, small boy holding ; a little red candle. The kindly ■ passer-by had sent it up to help out ’ till the light came along. It was a little red candle that looked ns If it had a memory of some merry doings last Christmas. And its sturdy scarlet and businesslike wick gave cheering promise of reliable rays to come. To sensible, prosaic folk, who - see nothing extra in a primrose by a river's brim, it was Just an ordinary i bit of candle, but—there is always s more than one way of looking at our • primroses— and little red candles — our views depending greatly on what we THE SUNDAY STAR. WASHINGTON, D. C., OCTOBER 30. 1927—PART T. have been handed down —with this for small illustration; Once on a time there was a tiny girl whose father was mostly away and whose mother lay under a tree in the country churchyard. For all of her childhood she was reared by a devoted brown mammy, who gave her mother-love, but whose choicest bed time stories concerned bad ha'nts that would crawl from under the bed if a little girl didn’t go to sleep quick, and for lullaby preferred a certain “Ole 'ooman all skin an’ bones, who scrunched little ehillen that tole fibs an' threw stones ” The child grew up, married, and of a big family of children had one who was a scared-cat that was afraid of the dark. Years taught her to be so ashamed of this inheritance that she long ago fought it out of her system, except that the sudden snap-out of an electric light, somehow, makes her one with that tiny girl who was her mother; makes her hear —almost —the bad ha’nt crawling from under a bed. and almost —almost —feel the touch of an ’ole ’ooman, all skin an’ bones”—ready to do her scrunch ing—— Sounds idiotic, of course, though, at that, you may recall that at a one-time gathering of great German physicians a secret ballot, taken for the purpose of showing what each member con sidered the strongest of emotions, all but three of the 20-odd present W’rote the same word: Fear. But anyhow: A little red candle may be just the pleasant, ordinary thing it looks like. Then again, it may be a kindly light that shineth forth in the dark. And kindliness, you know, is about the most beautiful thing in this world — and, doubtless, in the world to come. ** * * SHE was a venerable nuisance with weak eyes that couldn't stand a lifted curtain that was letting in the October sunshine, and a nettlelike criticism that must have hurt her tongue. It was the criticism that brought her to where a woman was pegging at a typewriter —in a big place where many women work—also men. Seating herself, placing a leather bag—not so sanitary—on a page of clean copy, and demanding the lower ing of the curtain, she began what she had come to say: “There seem to be a number of people employed here, and I suppose you all get paid for it.” YVhen you have had your years of sampling odds and ends of humanity— mostly good, often eccentric and always mighty interesting—you learn how to tune in on every occasion that comes along. So the typewriter said they did. “And all of it so senseless! I should think your consciences would upbraid you for wasting your time on trump ery when you might be doing some good in the world. You have a soul to save, you know.” The Daily Cross-Word Puzzle (Copyright 1927.» 7 n p n? w [i p p-T? <0 “jWHTI Htt Bfap" 19 20 2/^1 2z btt HB , ,f 1 34 V) 25 19 3o Uhv jnp 3l MJ“ __ w H^X Across. 17. Swedish coin. 1. Content. 20. Printer's measure. 5. Precious metal. 21. Those who try out. 10. Japanese girdle ornament. 23. Exist. 11. Time past. 24. Collection of facts. , 12. International language. 25. Convince. , 13. Metric unit. 27. Couch. . 14. Within. 28. Sailing ship. 15. Aurora. 29. Not narrow. 10. Negative. 30. Nickname. 18. Corpulent. 34. Devoured. 19. Maker. 36. Girl's name. , 22. Even. 38. Three-toed sloth. ’ 23. Cry of a sheep. 40. Printer’s measure. . 20. Makes forlorn. - —1 - ; 31 ! Dike! U r Answer to Saturday’s Puzzle. 33. God of Babylon. | M M E HR i TSI , 35. Brother of Odin. ll _i_L -L I 37. Unit of germplasm. Oj|lE A S EMB S O_P ; 39. Affirm. N EItIBP S A : 41. Cherry color. ■■■■'p'TTHfET » TWq ir 42. Announce. ■■■LiL J 2. ±L ! Down. • iP R E V E A 1. Betrothed person. jS H E EL TTHO A R E D ■ 2. Indefinite article. vT"cT/H r r ~r c: , 3. Man’s name. |A E SBT AIR (j E. T b 4. Water wheel. j_ 6. Passed unnoticed. A D EHTtIO P ! 7. Behold. “ ~ 7-=r • 8. God of love. E G ©■N E T b*W b 9. Flower. nT ~T c a ofTfc rv 1 15. Engineering degree (abbr.). V r I 1 MB 1 The typewriter might have reminded her that bodies also have to be cared for. but she didn't. She enjoyed listening. “You know that death comes like a thief in the night, don't you?” The typewriter agreed that she would have to go some time, and that she hoped to be ready. "Y T ou don’t certainly think you can expect to go to heaven the way you ' are throwing away your time, do you?” This being somewhat personal, the ’ other woman put in a mild protest: “I don’t have much time to throw ' away these busy days ” “Y'ou are blind and you don’t know it.” Most of us can be pushed just so far and the typewriter had reached her dead line: “Y'ou are mistaken, madam. My ears are not entirely reliable, but my eyes are first class." Having spunk ed, up, she soothed the remark with a smile—to which the venerable one responded: “My dear. I am only trying to show you the right way. It is my mission today to call out the best that is in you—and the best in all I visit in this place today. 1 might be taking my life easy, regardless whether foolisii people were saved or not, but I feel that 1 have been called to arouse sin ners to the eternal peril that awaits them; to save them from their vani ties and money greed—and I want you to come to niy free rally call tomor row evening. Won’t you, dear?” Now, sisters, likewise brothers, if so be any of them are taking the trouble to listen In, no matter how interfer ing a stranger may seem in classing you among sinners to be saved, you cannot rightfully return a wrathful answer, for the reason that honesty of intention covers an impertinence as charity covers scriptural sins. So the lady of the house took, with respect ful Interest, the bit of card the mis sioner handed out: “Inspiring rally call tomorrow, 8 p.m., at . Mrs, Blank Blank, the well known psychologist and orator, will give her popular lecture on "How to Save Sinners." Free admission. Sil ver collection. Reserved seats, 25 cents, at the door.” Pretty soon she left and the type writer v'ent on with her pegging. She knew*, however, that she had been keeping company with a publicity stunt—which was entirely all right. There are many ways of making a living and she, dear old soul, was en titled to hers. Kentucky’s Longest Koad. Correspondence of the Associated Press. LOUISVILLE, Ky.—The longest road in Kentucky—s 24 miles—will be completed before snow' flies. It covers a greater distance than that from Louisville to Chicago or St. Louis. From Catlettsburg the highway skirts the Kentucky mountains through western Kentucky, ending at YVick liffe. Seven of eleven congressional districts and all important rivers in the State are crossed by the road. S. HAS PROBLEM IN STATUARY HALL New Memorials on Way May Not Find Room Under Present Layout. Congress may have to turn its at tention befoie long to providing more space in the Capitol for Statuary Ilall, in which the States of the Union pre serve in bronze and marble the achievements of their distinguished citizens, to be viewed and remembered by the thousands of Americans who visit the building every year. The 52 statues already assembled in this American hall of fame do n<>t leave much room for others yet to be placed there, and information reach ing the office of the Architect of the Capitol indicates that 10 or 12 new are likely to be presented in the near future. The adding of that many pedestals to the gallery will present a problem in spacing if these works of sculpture are to be adequately displayed. If that number meant the completion of the collection, it might be possible to arrange them satisfactorily. But the story does not end there. The law of 1804, providing for a statuary hall, gave each State the privilege of honoring two of its noted citizens with places in this national collection. With 48 States in the Union, the num ber of statues, therefore, may reach a maximum of 90. Form a Circle. The 52 installed to da,te form a com plete circle, closely spaced, around the walls of the hall, with four pedestals standing out in front of those against the wall. The main corridor extend ing from the Senate to the House passes through the center of Statuary Hall, and, while there is still some open space near the center, installa tion of many more statues would tend to give the chamber a crowded appearance. When it is considered that as many as 44 additional me morials can be presented, it becomes apparent that at some time in future, the housing will have to be studied. While the question has not reached • the stage of written reports, officials in charge of the Capitol Building have been discussing tentative suggestions. One proposal is that the statues be extended along the corridors running north and south from the hall, but it is the belief of some who have given thought to the subject that this would not solve the problem adequately. Another suggestion is that the crypt of the Capitol, a large, vault like chamber beneath Statuary Hall, and one of the oldest portions of the historic structure, he decorated and equipped with an adequate system of lighting to serve as a statuary hall. These are merely tentative possibil ities and undoubtedly other solutions will be put forward. How soon the present Statuary Hall will become crowded depends on how rapidly new r statues are presented by those States that still have one or two niches to fill. Statue of La Follette. The next statue to be unveiled is expected to be that of the late Sena tor Robert M. La Follette of Wiscon sin, who died in June, 1925, after a long public career, and whose son, Robert M.. La Follette, jr„ now oc cupies his seat in the Senate. The La Follette statue is being completed in Paris by the sculptor, Jo Davidson, and may be dedicated during the com ing year. It will show the senatorial orator of a few years ago in a seated pose. The only other seated statue in Statuary Hall is that of Robert Fulton, holding the steamboat. The late Senator La Follette served in the House from the 49th to the 51st Congresses, three terms as gov ernor of his State and 20 years in the Senate. He made an unsuccess ful race for tne presidency as an in dependent candidate in 1924. Word also has come to the office of David Lynn, architect of the Cap itol, that Kentucky has taken prelim inary steps to award its two places in Statuary Hall to Henry Clay, illus trious statesman, and to Dr. Ephraim McDowell, who achieved distinction as a surgeon. Only a year ago, an other State, Georgia, honored a mem ber of the medical profession by pre senting the statue of Dr. Crawford W. Long. The work of making the statues of Clay and Dr. McDowell has been intrusted by Kentucky to Charles H. Niehaus, sculptor, of New Jersey. As Speaker of the House, as Secretary of State and as an orator on the floor of the Senate for many years, Clay stood out in the history of the era in which he was in public life, from ISO 3 to 1852, and a statue of him will be a notable addition to Statuary Hall. Mississippi, according to informa tion reaching Washington, is planning to give its space in the hall of statues to Jefferson Davis, president of the Confederacy, and to J. Z. George, a former Senator from Mississippi. A statue of Alexander H. Stephens, who was vice president of the Con federate States during the Civil War, Is contemplated by Georgia to fill the one space it is still entitled to in the hall. Following the war, Stephens was elected to Congress, and subse quently was chosen governor of the State, dying during his term. California Has Two. California is another State that has plans under way for fllling its places in Statuary Hall. According to the architect’s office at the Capitol, that State has selected Revu Thomas Starr King, minister, lecturer and author, and Father Junipero Serra, a Fran ciscan missionary. The former spent his early days in New England, but in 1860 he became pastor of a church in San Francisco. Before moving to the West Coast Rev. Thomas Starr King wrote a book on ‘‘The White Hills, Their Legends, Landscapes and Poetry." He became widely known in California, and there is a monument to him in Golden Gate Park. Father Serra was in charge of the Lower California missions in 1768, and later founded the San Diego and Monterey missions. From South Carolina authorities at the Capitol are expecting a statue of Wade Hampton, soldier and states man. He was governor of his State from 1876 to IS7B, following which he came to the Senate. The legislation of 1864, creating a National Statuary Hall in what had been the old hall of the House, grew out of a suggestion made as early as 1854 by Gouverneur Kemble, a former member of the House from New York. In that year Kemble visited the Capi tol and discussed the question of the future use of the old hall of the House with Capt. Montgomery C. Meigs, who was superintending the enlargement of the Capitol. Ten years passed, how ever, before the Statuary Hall legisla tion was enacted. Records of the architect of the Capitol show that after the invitation of the Government to send statues was transmitted to the governors of the then existing States, five years elapsed before the first one, that of Nathaniel Greene, was presented by Rhode Island in 1870. Two years later the same State filled its quota by sending the statue of Roger Williams. Comments by Lynn, Discussing the development of Statuary Hall in his last annual report, Mr. Lynn, architect of the Capitol made this comment: “In the years following the setting apart of this space for a national statuary hall, the responses of the States to the invitation were not as prompt as might have been expected. It may be that the invitation waa “GETTING WELL ROOM” AT SIBLEY L 1 ; * r_..138L v ~ v ' ;Bk im.l A corner of the “getting well room” In the Longwell children’s ward of Sibley Hospital. Dues from “juniors’* pay for the care of other “juniors” here whose parents are unable to afford hospital service. such a departure from the existing conditions and that the States were waiting to learn whether this move ment would be popular, and it may ho that the art of the sculptor was so little known that the use of sculpture for such a national pur pose had failed to impress itself upon thf* Legislatures of the States to he represented. "This much is certain, after the lapse of 19 years from the time of the erection of the first statue in Statuary Hall, but 18 statues were to be found in this hall and that in the year 1895 there were but 21 I statues in position. The display was i hardly sufficient to give this large ■ space a proper dignity as a collection , of statuary, and in order that the ! barren foresaken appearance might : not be so noticeable other works of art were exhibited there, -such as the statues of Jefferson, Hamilton, 1 Baker and Lincoln, and the plaster statue of Washington, also the busts , of Lincoln, Kosciuszko, Pulaski arid Crawford.” The number of statueg has in | creased steadily since that time. CHANNEL SWIMMER FACES PERJURY CHARGE Dr. Logan and Her Trainer Accused After Admitting Hoax in Claim. By the Associated Press, i LONDON, October 29.—Indictable summonses for perjury, News of the World says, have been issued against Dr. Dorothy Cochrane Logan and her trainer, Horace Carey. Dr. Logan was the perpetrator of the recent Channel swimming hoax. She signed an affir mation that she had swum the Chan nel. but later declared that it was merely a hoax. The case, the paper I adds, has been set for a hearing on November 7. News of the World, says that the summons were procured by Sir Archi bald Bodkin, director of public prose cution, who personally investigated the circumstances of Dr. Logan's ad venture, in which, she admitted, she had spent most of the time of her alleged swim aboard the convoying boat. This was done, she explained, in order to show that it was easy to fake a Channel swim, in the hope that her revelation would bring about or ganized supervision of these ventures. GERMAN POLICE DEMUR TO SERVICE RULING Law Forbidding Marriage Before Completing Seven Years’ Duty Regarded as Degrading. Correspondence of the Associated Press. BERLIN. —German police are dis gruntled over the provision in the law governing their appointment to the service by which they may not marry until after the completion of seven years of service. "It is unbearable in the long run,” says Richard Betnareck, president of the General Federaton of Prussian Police Officials, "for policemen to be degraded to the rank of citizens of the jecond class and to be placed under special legislation.” Betnareck points out that the law breeds dishonesty, because many cops contract secret, common-law mar riages. or, if they appear before the marriage clerk, conceal the fact that they are policemen. A marriage thus contracted is un der a cloud and renders the police man incapable of doing full justice to his job. The constant fear that his action may be discovered and he be dis charged instantly weighs heavily upon him. IMMORTALS GET RAISE. Trebled Income Assured 40 Acad ernie Francaise Members. Correspondence of the Associated Press. PARlS—France’s Forty Immortals of the Acadamie Francaise are going to get a raise. Their income will be tripled. They have been getting 100 francs, or about §4. a month for many years. They also had bonuses for attending sessions, which added, usually, an other 50 francs to their salaries. Once upon a time when the franc was worth 20 cents the immortals made about a dollar a day from their membership, but now its just over 20 cents. As many of the scholarly old gen tlemen are really poor, most of the academicians some time ago reduced their own .salaries to 83.33 francs a month and had the balance added to the allowances of their less fortunate fellows. Eating Telephone Directory Gives Squirrel ‘Phon’us’ By the Associated Pres*. RICHMOND, Va„ October 29. "Phonumberatus” is troubling Whimp, pet squirrel of John Jeter, State librarian. This means "too many wrong telephone numbers.” Now the rats in the library have long made it a habit to feast on Virginia codes escalloped with encyclopedias and garnished with Supreme Court re ports. Their digestions have' not suffered, but on the contrary they thrived and multiplied. Whimp, who invades the library regularly to pay his respects to Mr. Jeter, decided that this was a dish he had overlooked. Accordingly, he attempted to devour the Richmond telephone directory, He la expected to Volcanic Island Reappears. AUCKLAND, New Zealand, October 29 CO.—Falcon Island, which has re appeared from the sea in the Ton?a group as the result of volcanic ac tion, is belching great columns of steam and lava to a height of 3,000 feet and playing for the space of about one minute at twenty-minute intervals. All workrrjen employed in construct ing the new vaults of the Bank of England are sworn to secrecy as to the various methods employed to ! guard the treasure stores. J. C. PENNEY COMPANY Needs a Man \ HE must be successful in his present work, which is selling dry goods, shoes or men's wear He should be between 25 and 35 years of age. He should have at least a high school education or its i equivalent His reason for making a change should be that his present opportunity is growing too slowly, and he wants a chance to grow fast. ■** His first work with us will be as a salesman in one of our department stores. His initial salary will be a good one. We ask no man to sacrifice his family's present security for the future. But we want no man who is not more interested in the future than in the present. We have a right to be discriminating. The ordinary business grows onJy about 10 per cent a year. Our business grows at an average rate of 100 new stores a year. Managers of these stores - are salesmen who have made good. Their incomes arc salary plus a share in the profits of their own store plus an opportunity to share in the profits of all the other J.C. Penney Company stores, which now number 885. No financial investment is required. We know of no other business where the rewards are so large. Ours is the largest and fastest growing * department store chain in the world. Starting with ’ one store in 1902, we had 745 stores and •* $115,682,737 sales last year and now have 885 stores ’ witn sales for 1927 estimated at $1 50,000,00a Our personal representative invites confidential interviews with the best young retail salesmen.' If you cannot conveniently see him, write to our : nearest office, give your age and experience—and ask for our new booklet, “Your Next Ten Years.’* Do not hesitate for fear the place may be filled/ Our stores are being opened so fast that oppor-' tunitics are constantly occurring. For an appointment for a confiden tial interview with our personal repre sentative, who will be in Washington * very soon, write immediately to our New York office, 330 West 34th Street. J.C. PENNEY COMPANY 330 West 34th Street 1010 Pine Street New Y ork Gty St. JLoui* Me. __ HOSPITAL GUILD SEEKS MEMBERS I Sibley Memorial Group Uses Dues for Treatment of Needy Children. The Woman's Guild of Sibley | Memorial Hospital is announcing its : annual appeal for memberships. It ] is the policy of the guild to us© the ! dues from new members for needy j children who require hospital care. Memberships range from SL to If 00 and may he sent to Mrs. H. S. Fiance. exeeuti\e secretary. The Woman’s Guild, Sibley Memorial Hospital, 1150 North Capitol street. Under the direction of Mrs. C. Howard Lambdin, 1345 U street, southeast, there is conducted a Junior Guild which is open to all childrens The membership is $1 a year and money received in this way is also used for the care of poor children. On Friday, November 11, at Rust Hall, will be held ‘ hospital night.” when the ‘‘annual roll call dues” is conducted. Renewals, new member ships and all contributions should be received a few clays before so that they can be properly reported j that night. I «■ ■ - • ■■ ■- SHORT PANTS FAIL Correspondence of the Associated Press. PARIS. —Short pants for men have had a bad year. Their exponents have failed miserably and they tire being duly guyed by flippant humorist* The leaders of the movement appeared in high society, among frienus. a few times, but short pants seldom got farther than posed pictures by man mannequins at the races. Lamenting this lack of men’s cour age in dress, a number of fashion critics assert short pants really can come into fashion if some leaders will inly show courage enough to stand ridicule and the gaze of the curious until the rank and file of the well dressed screw up their courage to fol low them. However, the critics ad mit they don’t want the job. 23