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; NEW DEAL FOES Roosevelt’s Program “Too Elaborate and Fantastic,” Noted Writer Says. An interview with George Ade, in which the distinguished humorist expresses his opinions on politics, is presented here by a roving New York newspaper columnist, who is seeing places and people on a cross country tour. BY WARD MOREHOUSE. BROOK, Ind., May 26 iN.A.N.A.).— George Ade. humorist, essayist, dram atist and country gentleman, blasted President Roosevelt and the adminis tration as he talked to me in his lit erary workshop at his 30-year-old Elizabethan country home. Western Indiana. He spoke as one who voted for Roosevelt in 1932, who then be lieved in him, but who has “complete ly lost confidence in him and all that he represents.” The famous Hoosier author, be loved in his native Indiana, is now 70. He is in rather good health, although his legs are not as acrobatic as they used to be. He sat across from me, at his great flat-topped desk, and sur rounded by affectionately autographed photographs of the great—by tro phies, testimonials, curios and odds and ends collected in a lifetime of roaming. As the talk switched from the Broadway that he knew as a hit writing dramatist, to politics and the National Capital, his tone changed and he spoke feelingly, with deliberation and deadly seriousness. Loses Lonnaence in rTesiaeni. “I'm not in politics.” he said. "I'm only interested in America. I'm a spectator, out here on an Indiana farm and I'm watching things and 1 have great concern for this country’s future. I voted for Roosevelt foui years ago. I had confidence In him I've lost all of it. He’s been a great disappointment to me. I'm now agin the Government and agin’ the Presi dent.” He was looking straight at me from behind his dark glasses. "This yeai I'll vote.” he said, “for the Repub lican nominee. Roosevelt's program is too elaborate and too fantastic. We'rt on a jag, a delirious jag. It's all £ perfect nightmare. Unless it's stopped we're headed for two things—revolu tion and bankruptcy. And it seems £ shame.” He paused and went on quietly: "1 can't stand all those crazy tactics ovei In ' Washington. It's all cockeyed America is headed for destruction We’ve completely scrapped all the cop; book maxims. We're now takinf shots in the arm. America' is not nov merely indulging in an extragavance It’s more than that. This country ii on a national orgy. Somebody’s go' to pull up somewhere. The debts are piling up. Who's going to pay al these debts and all these taxes? Oui grandchildren? * * * Well”—and heri he smiled—“mine certainly won't.” Supported T. R. The author of “Fables in Slang’ and Indiana’s m06t celebrated bache lor continued his slow, deliberate earnest speech: “Way back in the 90s I was friendl; with Cleveland. In 1908 Taft opene( his presidential campaign right ou there in my front yard. That was hi: first speech. In 1924 Dawes closec his campaign on my lawn. I was i Taft man. Well, in 1912 I went with the colonel up there”—he indicated an autographed portrait of T. R. or his wall—"I went on the loose with the colonel because I had such ad miration for his courage and his hon esty. I think the standpatters hav< had me on the blacklist ever since Sut that was a personal matter. 1 voted for Hughes in '16, Harding in ’20* and Coolidge in '24. But I went over to the Democrats in 1928 and voted for Al Smith. I thought Hoovei wa» hypocritical on the subject o! prohibition. And in 1932 I wm a Rocsevent man. I’m not any more.” He sipped on hi* gin buck and continued: “Franklin D. Roosevelt is over idealistic and be’s having too many day-dreams. Instead of giving all his attention to trying to save the sink ing ship he’s trying to reconstruct it at the same time. For the good of America—and I love America— Roosevelt should not get ft second term. He can be beaten if it's brought home to the people that this great enormous debt is piling up—if the people can be made tax conscious and be made to realize that we’re on a wild spending jag. * * * And an other thing—I don’t like the between the-lines implication in all the public documents. This implication is that the man who has something is to be condemned, that we must coddle to j the miscreants, to the shiftless and i the lazy, the kind who’ve never tried to help themselves-. Take it way from the riche and give it to the shiftless. It’s all too fantastic.” I wonder if George Ade could name the man he'd like to see in the White I House. “Well,” he said, “the man who should have been there was Frank Lowden, former Governor of Illinois. He’s too old now, like me. And he's ! a fellow farmer. But, what an able man he was! He would have made a fine President. * • • I don’t T TRAFFIC o CONVICTIONS SECOND-OFFENSE SPEEDING. Joseph D. Middleton, 1218 Irving street northeast, $15. 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