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STRANGE AS IT SEEMS —By JOHN HIX mm fi 40N6WRtfER WM / mttftv witehsoH/ WINNER, compoteref m 'LKTeNToUK MOCKlMBlRD, INCURRED TNE WRA1H Of £.M.«fWflON, fecRffW OF MR. ft WRITING A (toUTicAl REFRAIN, *6NIG 05 6ACK0UR, / OUT COMMANOER / -/SR2- ' max*. &mow 4>m\Wb 4AH0S, neat'Lima, Peru, 6ReeTfne4UH the* wmna WAtmtzwm (chi&zv wmnim , 4Mo-wmvtemw \$ tH M0RH1H6 W1NP5) doom htt & Her A30/B THe GROUND wineae R0UNp,ftefu6£ 1(M&c, X W?6I^NDm. fxMboioitoHtfmtt, \oo<?\ntv6Uwtmm, cenfaries) m _ 'wm&wcvS cm bopfe Afct fccTllfcUV Ot&SHtO ftfteRTHe un t*. * <* WrtftU«/ : • 3-I0-3& MtNMffet Sr»dWiit*. Ik. TOONERVILLE, FOLKS >*■1* st' " ,«ec,k -“3 LIFE'S LIKE THAT WILL-YU/M. i 3- »8 "I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA BE A SISSY, BUT YESTERDAY HE THREW A ROCK THROUGH A WINDOW.” MODERN MAIDENS %-is © I9M Tl» A. F, AH Rights Rwm* •C MADAME DOESN'T LIKE OUR NEW SCALP TREATMENT tfADAME MAY HAVE HER MONEY BACK." A^USIC may have the charms to soothe the savage breast, but to Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, one of President Abraham IJncoin's cabinet members, a certain tune had exactly the opposite effect. The tune was “Give Us Back Our Old Commander.” written by the emi nent composer, Septimus Winner, author of "Listen to the Mocking Bird." during a visit to the Nation's Capital in 1862. A short time before Winner arrived In Washington. President Lincoln had ordered the removal of George B. McClellan as commander of the Union Army of the Potomac. Popular senti ment did not favor this move, however, i and everywhere on the streets was heard the cry: “Give us back our1 little Mac!" Winner was inspired by the idea of the multitude clamoring for the read justment of an apparent wrong, so he returned to Philadelphia and dashed off the tune in question. All went well until Secretary of War Stanton heard the song. In a rage, he ordered the arrest of Winner and of any soldier caught singing the song. Septimus Winner was arrested, and all available copies of the song were de stroyed. Winning Contract. By THE FOUR ACES. Sound Two Bid. QNE of the great advantage* of opening certain doubtful hands with a forcing two-bid lie* In the fact that if you fail to do *o, even though your partner responds to your opening bid. you will have no way of show ing your strength except by bidding beyond game. For instance, the fol lowing slam might well not have been bid, if Mr. Lightner had chosen to open with anything other than a forc ing two bid. South, dealer. Both sides vulnerable. Mr. Becker. A 82 ¥ 5 ♦ 9 7 6 4 AAKJ853 A J 10 A A ¥ Q 9 8 4 N ¥ J 10 7 3 J ♦ KJ 10 3 2 W+E A Q 8 5 *76 S * 10 943 AKQ976543 ¥ A K 6 A A *Q Mr. Lightner. The bidding: South. West. North. East. 2 A Pass 3 A Pass 3 A Pass 4 A Pass 4 A Pass 5 A Pass 6 A Pass Pass Pass In spite of his high card value of only II (four quick tricks), Mr. Light ner felt fully justified in opening with two, since his own hand would pro duce game except against a very bad trump break. The succeeding bidding up to Mr. Lightner's bid of four spades was reasonably obvious. Mr. Lightner, of course, did not care to try for a slam with his partner responding in his own singleton suit. Finally, Mr. Becker's bid of live spades was very well thought out. It was obvious to him that his partner’s opening two bid was based, among several things, on a very long spade suit. Mr. Becker himself, in addition to the ace-king of clubs, held two small trumps (suffi cient support for a partner who had already bid two, three and four) and a singleton in one of the unbid suits. Once his partner went to five spades, Mr. Lightner felt no compunctions about bidding six. The hand was, of course, a laydown, since the opposing trumps were divided. (Copyright, 1938.) The Four Aces will be pleased to answer letters from readers if a stamped i3c>. self-addressed envelope Is enclosed with each communication addressed to the Four Aces, care The Evening Star. 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