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J Short Story Complete on This Page WWW Dared he omit ttiat last, crucial witness? Wiggins, the young D.A., felt that he had assembled his mass of circum stantial stuff with telling effect. Every cop on the force knew they had nabbed the right party. The defendant’s guilt shrieked to Heaven. It might be possible to convict with out Wiggins grew more uneasy as the moment when he had planned to call his cherished surprise witness approached. The man's ex traordinary story and method of identifica tion could backfire ludicrously. And this was a headline case. Wiggins’s lirst. The jurors sat deep in their chairs, bored, drowsing. Wiggins appraised them darkly and knew he would have to take the risk. But he observed with satisfaction, a little later, that the manner in which he had elicited the fantastic testimony had brought the jury forward, alert. He was trembling a little from gxcitement as he turned his man over to the lawyer for the defense. ' Q. What is your name? A. Peter Parmelino. v Q, And you are totally blind"' A. Yes, sir. Ten years back, now, I was get ting letter, when that firecracker — Q. Never mind the reminiscences. You have positively identified a man charged with mur der in the first degree you, a blind man. What do you do for a living? A. I keep a newsstand — nearly twelve years now on the corner of Fourth and Newton. Q. That 's around the corner from the Trad ers National Bank! A. Yes, sir. Q. Can you see the bank's entrance from your stand? A. No. sir. I couldn’t see nothing. I already told you 1 was blind. (Scattered ner vous laughter in the courtroom. Q. But you told the police (read ing from transcript), "As soon as this man drove away from the bank I recognized him." Right? A. That’s right. *Q. You have a daughter? A. Yes. sir. FIRECRACKER Q. So, although you couldn’t see him and you couldn’t hear him talk, you identified this boy as one of the gang that held up the Traders Bank and killed two people? No, Mr. Parmelino, you didn't see him and you didn’t hear him talk because he wasn’t there. Do you expect the jury to believe any such far fetched identification? A. Yes, sir. because I heard him laugh. Q. You heard him laugh, a good sixty feet away and around the corner? You mean to tell me you heard a man in the midst of stag ing a holdup laughing? A. 1 did. Q. When had you heard him laugh before? A. ’Bout ten years ago, when he was ’leven. Here Kaufman, the attorney for the de fense. moved that the case be dismissed for ning I was sitting in my stand. It was the Fourth of July and I was thinking about things and sort of dozing. First thing I knew a giant firecracker went barn! right in my eyes. Knocked me clean down off my box. Some boys had done it and I heard one of ’em laugh. A sort of giggle, keen and high like. I been total blind ever since then, but I remem ber that laugh. Later, Joe Culley went off to reform school and one of the boys told me he done it to me with the firecracker. Q. When did you encounter him the next time? A. About three weeks ago, but I didn’t recognize him. He gave his name as Johnson, like he did to the cops when they grabbed i him, and said he was from Philly. Mr. Kaufman: I object. Your Honor. De A. Sure. Remember that old lady who was hit by the robbers’ car? The one that was spun around, with her arms full of bundles, so that she sat down in the middle of the street and sprained her spine? Well. Joe Culley was laughing at that. He’s about the only man in the world who would laugh at a thing like that. So 1 knoii-. Mr. Wiggins. I know that was Culley. Wiggins: The prosecution rests. Kaufman: Wait. Stay where you are, Parmelino. I want, with the indulgence of the jury, to try an experiment. I am going to point in turn to four people sitting near the defendant and ask them to laugh, as naturally as they can, in turn. I am also going to ask the defendant to laugh and then you will tell me whether Culley was the first, second, third. The lawyer for the defense smiled grimly. "You are completely blind. You couldn't see or hear this man. Yet you identify him as the murderer. Do you expect to make anybody believe you?" by James Aswell (dwfrafwl by Arthur Samoff TI»o blind man frippod; daffoiod to tho floor Q. She’s seventeen years old and her name is Christina. Is that correct? A. Yes, sir. Q. She had been keeping company with the defendant, Joe Culley, and you disapproved? A. Not exactly keeping company. This guy hung around the stand and my Christina. It was a good place to case the bank from — Q. Wait a minute! Your observations and opinions are of no interest, except, perhaps, to the attorney for the prosecution. You hate Joe Culley, don’t you? A. Yes. sir. I hate his guts. (Laughter.) Q. And you’d do anything, anything, to keep this boy from marrying your daughter? A. No, sir. Wasn’t no danger of him marry ing her, and I wouldn't lie on nobody in a business like this. But I know he's the one. p Ain't no doubt about it. *_Q. But you had a grudge against him? A. Yes, sir, I did. lack of evidence. Judge Reynolds overruled the motion. Wiggins took the witness. Q. (by Wiggins) Now let’s get at the bot tom of this. Tell the jury, Pete, the circum stances of the last time you heard Culley laugh, the last time, I mean, before you heard him laugh at the scene of the robbery. A. Well, it was like this — About thirteen years ago I was working in a chemical plant in New Jersey, when some acid splattered in my eyes. They was getting better and I had this newsstand and I could see a little. Light and dark, things like that — Kaufman, interrupting: I object, your honor. The condition of this witness’s eye sight ten years ago isn't relevant. Judge Reynolds: He’s come this far, let him go on. Objection overruled. Kaufman: Exception. The witness continued: Well, late one eve fendant admits he used an alias, for reasons unrelated to this case. I ob ject to this irrelevant matter going before the jury. Judge Reynolds: Objection sus tamed. (Murmuring in the courtroom.) Q. The point was. you couldn't forget that laugh. You associated it with this man. didn’t you? A. Absolutely. Q. How many times did you encounter him in the three weeks before the robbery? A. Three, four times, maybe. He just hung around the stand when my daughter was work ing for me. He left when I come, always. Q. You didn’t hear him laugh? A. Yes. I did, once. Q. Didn’t you place the laugh, then? A. Not quite. I come up to my stand and he was gassin’ with Christina and laughing, but not loud — quiet like. An old drunk had been tryin’ to climb the “el” stairs and could n’t make it, my daughter said. It was then I told Christina I didn’t like that guy. I didn’t want him hangin’ around. Q. How did you positively identify the laugh during the robbery? A. Well, there was the shots, see? It was the Fourth of July and it might have been firecrackers, that was what I thought. But I knew it was just about the time when the Traders National got the money after the sixth race at Pembroke Park Track. Even holidays, like the Fourth, I knew the bank opened up long enough to get that dough from the armored car men. Then I heard the shots and that laugh — and it all come back. Soon as I heard them shots, you know, like fire crackers, and then that laugh, I knew Joe Culley was up by the bank. Q. You know what he was iaughing at — this man in the act of committing a robbery? fourth or fifth person who laughed. Do you understand? A. Yes, sir. I’ll try. The five, including the defendant, laughed as Kaufman pointed to them. The witness, after a long pause, picked the bailiff as Culley. There was whispering in the jury box and a flurry in the courtroom. Kaufman: This is, you see, quite ridiculous. The only positive and unqualified identifica tion of the defendant has been made by a blind man who admits bearing him a grudge. Gentlemen of the jury, I won't waste your valuable time any longer. This is a simple • case of persecution by an old man who may be well-meaning but who is certainly suffering from delusions. The defense rests. Peter Parmelino, the witness, shook his head from side to side as a policeman helped him down from the stand; he began, using his stick, to grope his way to his seat on the far side of the prosecuting attorney. Wiggins groaned in disgusted resignation. Then he stiffened desperately — and shot a leg out in front of Peter Parmelino, who was passing his chair. The blind man tripped, made a funny noise in his throat and clat tered to the floor, stick flying, in a belly whopper. From the throat of Joe Culley there burst one of the oddest noises imaginable: a muf fled, paroxysmic, snorting giggle, rising to a weird crescendo of squealing mirth. “You see?” cried Peter, from the floor. “That’s him! That’s him! I told you, Mr. Wiggins, I told you — ” The judge was pounding for order. Joe Gulley's temple veins grew blue with his effort to shut off that laugh. He shut it off But it was too late. The End