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Radio Program FRIDAY January 16, 1942 t Last-minute changes in radio programs sometimes reach The Star too late for correction that day —P.H. — WMAlTtoOk.-W»C. 980k.-- W0U,260k. —— WJSV, 1,500k. - 12:00 . News—Southernaires (News—Love Affair i John B. Hughes Kate Smith Speaks 12.15 Mile o' Dimes |Love Affair—Musk Luncheon Music Big Sister 12:30 Farm and Home . Devotions Conservation Reporter Helen Trent 12 45 Farm, Home—B k'ge: Red River Valley Old-Fashioned Girl Our Gal Sunday_ "T OO FarmTnd Home !_”_"_Sports Page life Is Beautiful [M5 Between Bookends Mary Mason Government Girl Woman in While f 1 30 Ear Teasers " " Front Page Farrell Vic and Sade r 145 War News _News—Mary Mason Sports Page Road_o( Ufe_ __ *"2:00 Music Appreciation light oF the World ” " Young Or. Malone { 2 15 " The Mystery Man ” ” Joyce Jordan r 2 30 ” ” Valiant lady ” ” Fletcher Wiley ' 2 45 ” _Grimm's Daughter "_*_ _ Kate Hopkins_ *T.0O_ Orphans of Divorce Against the Storm News—Phili. Orch. Elinor lee ’1i i Honeymoon Hill Ma Perkins Philadelphia Orch. News for Women I 3 30 John's Other Wife Young's Family ” " Music Masterpieces 3 45 } Just Plain Bill_ Vic and Sade " _ " _ T:00 isFreet Singer Backstage Wife News—Sport Page Mrs. F. D. Roosevelt 4 15 ; News—Club Matinee Stella Dallas Sports Page Bob Pace ' 4 30 'Club Matinee Lorenzo Jones The Johnson Family Nancy Dixon 4 45 Mile o’ Dimes Young Widow Brown Boake Carter_Mark Hwwley_ T:00 ‘Star Flashes—Tunes When a Girl Marries Cocktail Capers Mary Marlin 5 15 Commuter Tunes Portia Faces Life News and Music The Goldbergs 5:30 j " We, the Abbotts Jack Armstrong The O'Neills 5 45 1 Tom Mix Musicade Capt. Midnight Just Entertainment_ T:00-1 News—M. Beattie News—Musicade Sports Resume Ed C. Hill—News * 6 15 Lum and Abner Musicade No Hitler Business Arch McDonald 6 30 Variations Baukhage— Michael News and Music Frank Parker Songs 6 45 Lowell Thomas Musicade _ Syncopation_The World Today_ Too" Quiz of Two Cities Pleasure Time Fulton Lewis, jr. Amos and Andy t 715 " " News of the World Rio Conference Lanny Ross j 7 30 Sentimental Songs Grand Central Station The Lone Ranger How Am I Doing ' 7 45 Songs—M. Howard^ "_"_** _ *8:00~ Edward Tomlinson Frank Black's Or. Cal Tinney Kate Smith j 8 15 Jose Bethancourt s Or " " Leon Pearson " " 8 30 Laughton and Berle Information, Please Jimmie Shield's Orch. j 45 ■■ " ” " " Smith—Elmer Davis T OO" Gang Busters Waltz Time Gabriel Heatter Playhouse ^ 9-15 " " " " War at See 9 30 Michael Piper Walter's Dog House Song Treasure Hour First Nighter 9 45 Michael Piper—News "_TT_Nighter—G. Simms ToVOo TFsa Maxwell Wings of Destiny Zivic-Robinson Bout Columbia Concert Or. 10 15 i First Piano Quartet " " " " 10 30 'Hillman and Clapper Studio X " Prof- R- Briggs 10 45 Poor Richard Club_ " " " News and Music_ Tl :00 News News and Music _”_Arch McDonald 11-15 . Music You Want Story Dramas Spotlight Bands 14 30 i " ~ Unlimited Korlzoni Keatons Variety Show Al Warner II 45 I " " j " " Alvmo Rey s Or._ 12:00 News—Orchestras News—Music ” Or.; News; D. Patrol News—Orchestras » _ WIHX—250w.; 1,340k. 1:00 New* 8:15 Harmony Hell [ 7 05 Jerry Strong 1:05 Tony Wakeman 8:30 Your Oor t and Mina ; f os Jerry Strong 2:05 Tony Wakeman 8.45 Dane# Time 2 ns Time for Muele ■» iiii Nam o on Npvs •* 05 lime ior muhc .3 oft Tonv Wakeman » n5 National Sym. Hour 2 *io B^lvoir6 SyncoDator* 4 .Mi News 1 o oo News » ’ r>olr Synconatora 4 '»5 Tony Wakeman 30.05 Foreign War Vets j ! L 55*f fnr y.i.u f. 00 News 10 15 Hillbilly Hit Parade , J<>Music F* 05 Music Ads 10:3o A1 Simmond s Music j J' i* J?5?1 t I ^ Pairv Trips „ . ! 10.30 Tramc Court ft 30 rTme Cariuval ! 11 "" News ; 11145, American Way a ?ft£?£s Roundup i U:«5Here Comes Band 1 1 no New. 8 no Tonv Wakeman 12 no Midnight Newsreel 11 Oft Time for Muaio 8 1ft Meet the Band 1 1:00 Sign Off 11 lft Girl Scouts 8 r‘n Command Perf mat** -- 11 3u Noon TTine. 7 tu) New'- tovvdsrnir 1 1 Red Cross 7 05 Mont>T Calling TOMORROW. 17 00 News •• 30 \’o Hitie*- Businesg 6 00 Jerry Strong 17 05 Morning Rece*« *“ 45 a* You Like It { fl 3<) Morning Offering 12:30 Tin Pan Alley * on News r> 45 Jerry Strong 12 45 For Defense 8.o5 Community Cheat 4 7:0i»News 1:00 News _ -— WWDC—250w.; 1,450k 1 no Luncheon Muaio 7:30 George Chandler 8 5ft A. P. New* 1 :,0 1431. Club X « ^ g”*™* T 00 Tick Tock R.TU. 3 55 A P New* 8:0u Capital Revue 7:55 A. P. News •"•00 1450 Club 8 30 Concert Echo#* 8:00 D. C. Dollar* 2 45 Harry C Stlnett 8 55 A^P^Neis* 8 30 Tick Tock Review 2 55 A. P News i* no Melody Lane 8 55 A. P. New* 3 00 Novatime 0 15 Dixie Harmonic* umiinth^r Patrick 3 15 Civilian Defena* ft .1,1 Newsvlews. o i s S. urdav 8 delight* 3 'X'-' » 45 swing and Sway 5:30 |Vlea.nd Tunes 4 ni. Rhythm Limited in .wcrieM!?'Chorus * « Top ° Morning Tune. 4 30 Aunt Betty a Hour in:lft Britain a True Stories ,^ PH1 Around the Town 4 45 String Interlude 1 it :tn Civ,c Theater i -i store Isle 4 ft.ft New5 1,1 4ft Modern Musicale 1 l ift Movie Time 5 non C. Dollars ,n 55 A. P. News—Weath.r 55 ap New 5 30 Luther Patrick n mi Capital Caoera 11 nil Morning Matinee ft 4 5 Melody Mon,enyather 11:3o Nocturne ^ 8 Vk NDhtarTspcnUght 12.00 S.gn Off- 111:45 Listen^o Liebert % :n. - New*11 mane* TOMORROW. ji Po Melody Parade £ 08 Sg'fefy Program 8 nn Tick Tock Revu* J 7 45 Plashes of Ufe 7 : 5 Ness Scarry 8 45 Devotional Service 17:55 A. P. News—Weather EVENING STAR FEATURES. Star Flashes: Latest news with Bill Coyle, Twice daily: WMAL, 11 a m. and 5 p.m. Junior Star Page: The popular feature of The Sunday Star aired by its youthful con tributors; WMAL, tomorrow at 10:45 a.m. THE EVENINGS HIGH LIGHTS. WWDC, 7 00—Traffic Safety: Inspector Ar thur E. Miller of the Metropolitan Police and H V. Schreiber of the Washington Safety So ciety discuss 'Why 60 Years Is the Dangerous Age for Pedestrians." WMAL, 7:15—Radio Magic: Dr. Caldwell gives an engineer's view of "Radio s Unfolding Role." WRC, 7:30—Grand Central Station: Tonights cast includes Oscar Karlweis, Frances Chaney, Lawson Zerbo and Alan Reed. WJSV, 7:30—How Am I Doing: Bob Hawk's new quiz show, with Vaughn Monroe's Orchestra. WJSV, 8 00—Kate Smith is host to Orson Welles, Ingrid Bergman, Olivia De Havllland and Lou Holtz. WOL, 8 30—Russell Bennett's Notebook In troducing "Music Box Opera No A," based on the old aria, "Kafoozalem.” WINK. 8 30—Civil Service: Civil Service Commissioner Arthur S. Flemming speaks. WMil, 8 30—Laughton and Berle: The boys open a physical culture body building and re dwing salon. WRC, 8 30—Information Please: Sports writer Paul Galileo and Playwrlter-Actor Russel Crouse are guests. WJSV, 9 00—Playhouse: M O'Brien hi "Only Angels Have Wings." WMAL, 9 00—Gang Busters: How a simple box of cleansing tissues led to the conviction ol a brutal killer. WMAL, 9:30—Michael Piper, Detective: A murdered man is found in i windowless room with a barred door. WOl, 10 00-Ray Robinson vs. Fritrie Zivlc in a non-title bout in Madison Square Garden. WRC. 10 00—Wings of Destiny: A love triangle with an airplane in one corner. WMAL, 10 00—Elsa Maxwell's Party Line: The "inside story" of Mme. Chiang Kai-shek. WMAL. 10:45—Poor Richard Club: Presenta lion of the annual "Poor Richard" Gold Medal Award for outstanding achievement in the con tribution to the advancement of America. WOL, 11:15—Spotlight Band: Bob Chester's. SHORT WAVE PROGRAMS. MOSCOW, 4:40—English Period: 7.35 meg., 40.7 m. SYDNEY. 5:15—"The Truth of H Is . . VL07, 1 1 88 meg.. 25.2 m. LONDON. 6.00—War Commentary- GSC, 9.58 meg., 31.3 m.: GSL, 6.11 meg , 49.1 m. MOSCOW. 7:00—Broadcast in English: RNE. 12 meg., 25 m. LONDON. 7:15—American Eagle Club Pro gram: GSC, 9.58 meg., 31.3 m.; GSL, 6.11 meg., 49.1 m. LONDON, 7:45—"Democracy Marches:" 6SC, 9.58 meg . 31.3 m.: GSL, 6.11 meg.. 49.1 m. MOSCOW, 8:30—News in English: RAN, 9.60 meg., 31 m. LONDON, 8:30—"Britain Speaks " GSC. 9.58 meg , 31.3 m.; GSL, 6.11 meg.. 49.1 m. LONDON, 1100-Music of the Allies: GSC. 9.58 meg, 31.3 m„- GSL, 6.11 meg , 49.1 m. GUATEMALA, 11:30—News: TGWA, 9.68 meg., 31.3 m. MOSCOW, 12:00 a.m.—English Period: 10 meg., 29.8 m. TOMORROW'S PROGRAM —AM.-WMAl-WRC-WOl-WJSY 6 00 Today's Preluda Gordon Hittenmark Dawn Patrol |Sun Dial 6 t5 " ” " " " " " " 6 30 ■ ■ * " Mews—Art Brown ! Farm Report—Die! 6 45 9 "_ 99 Art Brown Sun Dial TOO- News—The Kibitzers m „ Arthur Godfrey 715 The Kibitzers 7:30 Defense—Kibitzers Defense—Hittenmark News—Art Brown News Reporter 7 45 Earl Godwin Gordon Hittenmark Art Brown Arthur Godfrey “TOO- ThelCibitzers News—Perry Martin ” " News of World 8 15 " " Marlin—Kittenmark j_Arthur Godfrey 8 30 News—The Kibitzers Gordon Hittenmark News—Art Brown " " 8 45_ The Kibitzers News_Art^ Brown _“_ “9:00 " ” Housewives' Music " ” News—Godfrey 915 ~ __ " "_Consumer Asks 9:30 Breakfast Club Symphony Hall Homemakers' Club Civic Forum 9 45 " " " News—Homemakers_ " *10.00 News_CM Id Frolic “ 9 Homemakers' Club Rabbi Gerstenfeld 10:15 Children s Frolic “ _'Mr. Moneybags 10 30 " " Wife Saver Arlington on Air Marine Band 10 45 Junior Star Page_New England to You! ” " " _ TT:00 Alexandria on Air ! Lincoln Highway „ „ News—Concert 11-15 " j " " I_Children's Concert 1130 " ” ! Vaudeville Theater !Army Band 11:45 - - I " " 1 " " • P.M.-— 12:00 ,Alexandria on Air iNews—Novelette jluncheon Music Armstrong's Theater 12:15 -News—Ear Teasers Consumer's Time News and Music | 12 30 Farm and Home N. B. C. Program Children's Scrapbook Stars Over Hollywood 12 45 " " Devotions_" _| _”_ 1:00~ " " Miie o7 Dimes Sports Page Lets Pretend 1:15 " " Heirs of Liberty 1 30 Singtime Call to Youth " “ Meredith Howard 1 45 War News_War News_“ “ Book Lady_ “2:00 Metropolitan Opera lu. S. Marine Band " “ From Studio 3 2 15 "Lohengrin'' I ” News 2 30 “ IWotcha Know, Joe " ” Wendell Willkie 1 45 - - " *'_“ "_"_”_ 3:00 ' ' Music for Every One News—Sports Page Country Journal 3 15 " - P,T. A. Congress Sports Page ” " 3 30 * " Campus Capers " " F.O.B. Detroit 3 45 <* « " " 9 Detroit—News TOO " ” News—Whimsy ” " Meadowbrk Matinee 415 ' * " " __ " " 4 30 ' American Air Youth Hialeah Stakes News—Matinee 4 45 " " Patti Chapin "_"_Meadowbr k Matinee 5:00 Little Show Design for Dancing Sunset Serenade Cleveland Symphony 5.15 .. .. ,. .. " ” " " 5 30 ’ * Musicade " " “ ' 5 45 Al and Lee Reiser " "__“ “_ 6:00 News—Songs News—Musicade Sports Resume News—Good Neighb'r 6 15 Lum and Abner Musicade—Michael Anchors Aweigh Labor News Review 430 Variations Religion In the News News end Music Eric Sevareld 6*45 (Edward Tomlinson 'Musicade Syncopation iNoses et Wer Bedtime Stories By THORNTON W. BURGESS. Jumper the Hare had meant to go to the place deep In the Green Forest where Peter Rabbit had seen those strange, great big tracks, and see them for himself the very night after Peter had told him about them. But there was no moon that night, and you know it is very, very dark deep in the Green Forest when there is no moon. Of course, it. would be hard work; very hard work, indeed, to find those tracks in the dark. So Jumper wisely decided not to go until the next night. But the next day and the next night it rained, and it is very uncomfortable going 1 about in the wet unless you have a waterproof coat like Jerry Muskrat or Billy Mink or Little Joe Otter. So Jumper the Hare made himself as comfortable as he could under a thick hemlock tree and watched the rain fall and the snow melt, and tried to be as patient as he could. When it stopped raining there was very little snow left. ‘'It's of no use to go now,” thought Jumper, "because the snow has melted, and, of course, the tracks melted, too. I guess I will have to wait for some more snow.” So he waited and waited, but, you see. it was almost spring time, and it began to look as if there wasn't going to be any more snow. Every day Peter Rabbit came up to find out if Jumper had been to look for the tracks, and every day he was disappointed. Of course, lie ought not to have been, for he knew very well that it would have been a waste of time for Jumper to have gone way off there to the deepest part of the Green Forest to look for tracks when there was no snow; but Peter thought that there might be a little patch left with a track in ‘'—there just might be. you know. And every day Peter teased Jumper to tell him who he thought might have made those tracks. But Jumper wouldn't. No. sir, he wouldn’t. He would Just shake his head and say: ‘‘When I see those tracks myself and know for sure, then I will tell you. and not before, Cousin Peter.” And Peter had to be content with this. Then one day It snowed, a lovely light, fluffy snow, a beautiful snow In which to make tracks. Jumper decided to go that very night, for the snow might melt the next day. He invited Peter to go along. But Peter shook his head. ••No.” said he. "No, I won t go this time. It’s too far, and besides, Cousin Jumpier, your legs are so much longer than mine that I never, never could keep up with you. I've seen those great, strange tracks once, and I guess that will do.” “All right,” replied Jumpier, and hid a smile. You see, he knew that while it was true that Peter couldn't keep up with him If he ran fast, that wasn't the real reason. He knew perfectly well that Peter was afraid, but he was too polite to say so to Peter. So off he started lor the deepiect pjart of the Green Forest, the part which Peter had found so still and lonesome. But Jumper didn't mind this as Peter had. You see, he was used to it in the Great Woods where he had been bom and had lived before coming down to the Green Forest. In fact, he rather | liked it. It made him think of his old home. You know, very few of us are afraid of the things we are used to. It is strange things that frighten | us. And that is Just the way it was with Peter Rabbit. AH that night Jumpier the Hare hopped this way and hoppied that | way through the deepieat piart of the Green Forest, but not one# did he And one of the strange tracks that Peter Rabbit had told about. "He must have seen them,’' thought Jumpier, “because he told about them Just as I remember seeing them in the Great Wood* Ha certainly must have seen them. At last he gave it up and started back for the place where he had left Peter Rabbit. Peter was wait ing for him. “Did you And them?” cried Peter as soon as he saw Jumpier.” “No, " said Jumpier. “I didn’t find them. Tell me about them again, Peter.” And Peter did. POINTS FOR PARENTS By EDYTH THOMAS WALLACE. Nothing will make a bog an outcast anv Quicker than to make him wear clothes that are differ ent from those worn by his peers. This P-* Mother: “Please show us the sort of clothes the boys In this com munity wear to school. We have just moved here and Son wants to dress as the others do.” _Not This Mother: “I don't care if all the other boys in this town do wear long ; trousers. I'm going to dress you as a boy of your age should be dressed.” Upon tkc tfrowirvtf li*t'-' of tkoit I I soon #k%ll rlr« %nd *tay Aro Primdf wK© ttJw %nd k*«p my book* Fbr«M«r %nd % d%y. VYO" 19 SCORCHY SMITH (All kindt of earnict—far everybody—in The Sunday Star'i colored comic taction.) —By Frank Robbins C£U (get our on \|| T+C WING AND V. JUMP/ I'LL r FOLLOW TOJfJ^ AP Faster** TdUvJ>..eouvr/o..\ \7WVFUl7H£ ) ^ X,PC0#2//^sL JlPVOUDONT LfARHNWYOU ^/WCVgg WILLfJ*' LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE (More of Orfhaa Annie's thrilling adventures in the colored comic section of The Sunday Star.) —By Harold Gray T OH. HELLO. J YES LORETTA- AL AND TOUR MAMA I USED TO AND I HAVE LIVE NEXT JUST BEEN DOOR - DISCUSSING WOKT W6. AL? THAT'S RIGHT- ' BUT I MUST BE aotNG NOW—MAh' I COME AGAIN. KATIE? TO TALK MOUT OLD TIMES? YES-OLD TIME S -SURE I'LL LET YOU IN-ANY TIME—YtXJRE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS r ^ mama! YOU LET HM IN -HE BJnice. tsffT he? I TOLD YOU HES MICE r ^ yes-he ts r*ce—ab you SAtO-AHO HE CAME TO SEE ME-HERE—AS 'l *= * WERE-UKE OTHER PEOPLE KATEl J me! oh! t 1 boo! HOOfHOO? I ! I MAMA1 I MAMA* I DON'T* I MtXJRE NOT I CRAZY1" I PLEASE* , | no! no! no* Hwae I 6M1* I MOON MULLINS (Lmtk ml Moo* Mutlini am Sundays, tao, im tha calarad tamit aaetiau.) —By Frank Willard / >*" . . . , *.,£ WELL. ^ f WHATS THE IDEA LOPO “\ HANDIN'ALL THAT PLUSH BOTTOM MOSQUITO NETTIHd « AMONG (onye* hat, emmvj] XE.mi^J f AND IVE ALWAYS TRIED TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE IN THE PAST WHEN I WORE A WIDOWS WEEDS. ' WELL, YOO > LOOK SORTA SILLY FOR TH' PRESENT. OH,VERY WELL, I WILL TAKE THE VEIL OFF J 1 ow/ PUT IT BACK ON! • s r»? of _2t_f I-* ' - w* TARZAN (Kaap up milk Tar taut tkrilling advanlurti i» ikt talarvd comic taction of Tka Sunday Slar.) —By Edgar Rice Burroughs * GRAMMY ORDERED THE t F3M PLACET M A PILE, To BE OMDED. JAG6ER OBJECTED. HE MAD CAUGHT THE MOST i ■ISN'T IT A PRINCIPLE OP TOU DEMOCRATIC AMERICANS THAT EVERT MAN KEEPS WHAT HE EARNS?* HE GROWLED. •yes, wen THERE'S ENOUGH FOR All. BUT WE BELIEVE W BEING GOOD NEIGHBORS TOO — HELPING THE UNFORTUNATE** J'SILIY SeNTtMESTAUTY/* JA36N SCOFFED; 'WHAT I HA/E 1 KEEP." SOME OF THE MEN THREATENED HIM /_ * •no' PETER EGALtS BEGGED; *LET US HAVE peace. LET HIM KEEP THEM.'* HIS PLEA WAS RESPECTED. SERGEANT STONY CRAIG (There's plenty of adventure in The Sunday Star's 16-Pufe colored comic book.) —By Frank H. Rentfrow, U.S.M.C. / DID Wt HAVE ANY ( CASUALTIES WEN l THE REBELS WfT j \ SANAffOO, V wrS£? yy f ACOUM NATIVE /sou>er$ got IT, ' ANO A SLUGVtfNT i THROUGH JONES’ V SHOULDER / * YOU'D HAVE BEEN ] HESS, INSTEAD OF < GOLDB0CKJNS BACK SAFE IN THAT VIUA5E, >Ol/D NAVE KNOWN J l about the os- IA f DON'T BAWL I ME our UKE THAT, wise, f VOUll MAKE ME CUT MV ' NOW l FEEL 1 MORE UKE MVSEIF L.AGW r THAT* A TOUGH B6EAK/ BUT WHAT? LTHE PLAY NOW 9^A WE’LL HEAD BACK 1 ID THE VILLAGE RRST, THEN TO J TROPiCOLA OTY^4 with oug ^(ISONECJH W tell the truth. how Dtp " you COTCH CASTBOf i ^ 0(0 HE GIVE. A f wimsei/ uejM "»■>. ■« vr a* ~i-~i - 51 DAN DUNN (Dan Dunn continues his fight against crimr in the tnlnrtd comic section of The Sunday Star.' —By Norman Marsh CAPTAIM — OMty FIV§ l® FT Tf ■WB HAS BUM A VtO DAy FOR TMt wwe«i*MD~nnY M DCAO AT THE H0NO5 Or THf AMERICANS-fTT WC WIU. M4*C MKWN4C/ tBEFORE VOO BIRDS ARE THROUGH M3VRE GOIW6 TD ' FIND our JUST HOW 6000 AND HOW TOUGH THESE AMERICANS ARE "HF rME FEATHERED NAT/.'? _ ._ I ©wt. ¥Mle tic cmpxmh of tv« suenunoie SCUTTLES MTS 3MW». A MANY PATROL BOMBER. VffTH THROTTLES VAOE OPEK. ROARS TOWARDS THEM H j&NO TOST AS "WE AMEPtCAN SNIP APPEARS M INC OTWAWCE THE NAZI PLANE TAKES TO THE NR P PfltPMI FOR COMMF> AN CNf HP APPEARS THE NEBBS (You'll oujoy the Hobbs just as much iu the colored comic section of The Sunday Star.)' —By Sol Hess otorr say amitwmkie CAU.INE ON HER HER A FEW RO HOPE ITS A -1 SURPRJSe.' UUP! rw 6lao too \ / CAMR uP; MR ^ d*MKlNS-IVE GOT A VjOT OP THINGS > 1 WANT TO TA1.K. VQTVCRVMTHTOO/ I IB I I— Munmi hr twl* im.) imJ I Mm. V i MMM j i M40MEO VT__i KMONIO ™ i oontt have, a rabbit's chance but meres old toou HE -- AUUOWING MYSELF TO j to^FAU. MM LOVE REG'LAR FELLERS (Read The Star's 16-page colored comic book every Sunday.) —By Gene Byrnes JUST A MINUTE, X " MOM, LEMME PICK ) i OUT TVl' PAPERS N / ’ THAT PILE OP -A I, swee pings/Am I EXCUSE ME, POPPA— FROM NOW OH iWl TAKIN' CHARGE OF TW* WASTEBASKETS IN THIS HOUSE/^ NO MORE BURMIN* TRABM-YOtJRE LIABLE TO BE BURMIN' SOMETHIN' VALERABLBl. ^ ' -t_-r >' ilii YESSlR, THIS IS ] TW* WAV 1 FK5GEB ON DOIN' MY BIT AN* T EXPECT EVERY RES'LAR FELLED T* DO TW* SAME / J "R^TT r pr TTrr ^ — PAPCP