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Any real RR fan can tell you 66Oo we tied the pig onto O forty reefers, the head shack bent the iron into the main and after the brains gave Ac a highball from the straw berry pitch I pulled the plug and we rolled out of the garden on the advertised.” This in theory, and with a nice regard for railroad vernacu lar, is how a freight-train engi neer might say: “So we coupled the locomotive onto a train of forty refrigerator cars, the front end brakeman opened the switch into the through track, and after the conductor gave me a go ahead from the caboose, we left the yards on schedule.” More likely, however, it’s what you’d read in the pulp magazines published for rail road fans. Few railroad men would express themselves in such eloquent jargon. But the gaudy lexicon of the “high iron” has enough foundation in fact to be occasionally valid. Stagecoach Word In compiling a glossary of rail slang for our forthcoming book, "Mixed Train Daily. A Book of Short-Line Railroads.” Charles M. Clegg and I discovered that, although railroading was evolved directly from-stagecoach travel, only a single word, "hostler,” was carried over. A hostler is still a njan who grooms, cleans and conditions locomotives. And the Diesel-electric engine lias brought with it scarcely half a dozen additions to railroad vernacular. From the automobile industry, the proper parent of Diesel power, there have de rived only “barrel’’ for cylinder, “bucket” for piston, “galloping rod” for connecting rod, and "sin gle stick” for single camshaft. But the railroad industry it self was responsible for almost every other phrase, usage and synonym it uses. The Glory Wagon Ok all the items of railroad equipment, the one which appeals most to the universal imagination, the caboose, has the most synonyms. Caboose probably came from the French cambi4sc or ship's store room. Since then it has been known as crummy, way car, doghouse, bouncer, zoo, brain cage, peram bulator, chariot, glory wagon, hack, go-cart, hut, monkey wagon, cabin car, shanty and brainbox. And once we over heard a brakeman, probably a Harvard man. refer to it as “the chateau.” It is in pulp fiction and among the amateurs of railroading, such as model builders, that railroad jargon flowers best. 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