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sipn, mora than half were elim
inated, pnytheus.uftl excuses.,
, 'Merajkit (to new. boy) :.,' Has
the, cleric told yon what xoit-are
to do?". ' ."
f- "Yes, sir. :I'm to wake him upj
when I seeyoujcoming:" , f
DOIGiS OF THEAVORLD BOILED DOWN . -
1, Boston ;city couricjl .met! last
nigKO Called "eacli other liars
and croo&s-fqr two'h'ours. Then
passed: bis, appropriating $10P,
in 5 minute.Xhus is the business
o"f our cities carj;ed'"on.v' "
"Thqrnas At 'Edison-says- time
soon comnig ''when1 battleships
will j-bebp crated by-. electricity.
V jThpxjias ' also remarked' that
th&e.s,sojnething rotten in the
v?ay tHe'hejrin'an ajt'dctesn'tlis
s'olVe trusts. But one dpesn't need
tf bea great inyentorto see that.
t WestHaranond . salopnf has
feeetfjnamed'ior Virginia "Brooks,
the "Jtaior Arc'''of lihevillage.
, Ys, JdKr-.ijy, you" - are correct.'
V'P.asqaaleMarchesi, wlio killed
inlbedin hom;e Kenosha1, Wis.,
Held by coroner's juiy for double
' 'Manchu 'imperial 'forces threat
en "to bufcher jail foreigners in
Han-Yang s Tneva-lr-eady Kutch
ered the Chinese.
IrishpoliceThad'tb be called in
to 'protect Irifhr1 players S Irish
playin 'Marine ,EIiottys theater,
NYV frbrcflrih jn audience, who
though'fplay slighted Irish race.
' "Republican, 'editorial associa
tion s' ''distinguished itself by
corning ,qut for; Taft and against
initiative, ..referendum? recall ajld
drcctiprjmarxv . Thcy; ought -to"
have their heads atteri'ded in.
John T. Sunnfs' judge of pro-r
bate court, Kansas' City, Kaii ,R
wants to stop "marriage, af'first'
sight." Going ho intro'duce law;
to enforce filing of "bill o'f mat
rimonial intentions' three months
before wedding., ,
Practical j'oker placed "ver
mouth" label on bottle of rarbblic
acid art.d laijl-itbeside plate of5
Alice TristranTShaufcs,' N ' Y?
singer. The charge will be mur-'
der of Mr ' Practical" Joker if
found by police. '
So far there have' been. sjx;j
duels: over Ctirie-Lngevin dK
vorce scandal in Paris.'
, P. S. One man wasr scratched
in the arnvbut his oponeht' apol-
ogized, and explained that it had
happened because'-ttie light hurt
his eyes ' ' - .' ' -
Arthur W. Smith, NotreDame
football'player, denies he "was se
cretly married to Gladys- Van
Nest, 15 year? old, September 2.
Mrs. L, J. Caipenter Des
Moines, mother tof,13 children,
has be'en asleep'for week Doesnt
feel jabbirjg of pini, but takes'
.milk out of bottle quite readijy.
Physicians expect her "to waken11
soon. . fc
Independence Avenue Chris-
tian Church, Kansas Gity,-bas in-j
stitufjed check stand for babies. '
When liner Prinz Jochirri went
on tQ?ks, AYUtyam Jennings Bry-