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. OUR WEALTH WORSHIP
Auctioneer (a few years hence) Here we are! How much am I offered for this genuine "Rem brandt?" Bidder -T wo dollars and a half. . - Auctioneer Sold! Now, how much anrl offered for this spuri ous imitation of the sanie picture? iThis'canvas was formerly owned by Reginald de Bullion, the mill ionaire. Another Bidder Two thou sand dollars! Puck. Lot's Surprise. Well, I declare," said' Lot, as Lhe realized that his-wife had been , turned into a pillar of salt. r "That's a stranerg phenomenon. p i always thought the old lady was f largely pepper." r ' Wnereupon he dug a salt cellar and laid her gently 3 away therein before moving !on. Harper s Weekly. d o . Beatrict Kitty's ..trous- seau will fill seventeen I trunks. Lillian The poor girl. Jack hasn't money enough 3 to pay overweight charges on more thai! two Phila I delphia Bulletin. i vugiik iu tviuauc xl. ( Little Alick What is an incongruity, uncfe? ff Uncle William An incon- j-gruity, child, is a divorce lawyer humming a wedding marcn. satire. propose Jto rourfd out th'e year?" "I have suggested to him by squaring hi& accounts." Balti more American. o o A Striking Woman. "I see that a noted London suf fragette has married a police man." "That's strange. I wonder how they happened to meet !" "It was during one of the earl iear riots. She made a deep im pression on him." "How?" "With a brick." Cleveland Plain Dealer. o- President Madero' announces $he Reyes cquhter-revolutioh "nipped In the bud," but he isn't fianging up his nipper in the coal shed, we notice. - 4 I "How does- your friend ID "ReMINTS MB OF A 3UK.C?LrR JWHQ USS'-SeNTfENCe TO C5VD 1 1N honest Lfe TOf ten Yema i bOt He only Hat to se-rfe: f 6V. BECMS he sotdcr Resf OFF FDR SOOT BEHAVIOR ttA-HA-HA' Z-Z-Z Ss'OFF FDR SOOT BEHAVIOR. vy . V !