. OUR WEALTH WORSHIP
Auctioneer (a few years hence)
Here we are! How much am
I offered for this genuine "Rem
brandt?" Bidder -T wo dollars and a
half. . -
Auctioneer Sold! Now, how
much anrl offered for this spuri
ous imitation of the sanie picture?
iThis'canvas was formerly owned
by Reginald de Bullion, the mill
ionaire. Another Bidder Two thou
sand dollars! Puck.
Lot's Surprise.
Well, I declare," said' Lot, as
Lhe realized that his-wife had been
, turned into a pillar of salt.
r "That's a stranerg phenomenon.
p i always thought the old lady was
f largely pepper."
r ' Wnereupon he dug a salt
cellar and laid her gently
3 away therein before moving
!on. Harper s Weekly.
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. Beatrict Kitty's ..trous-
seau will fill seventeen
I trunks.
Lillian The poor girl.
Jack hasn't money enough
3 to pay overweight charges
on more thai! two Phila
I delphia Bulletin.
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( Little Alick What is an
incongruity, uncfe?
ff Uncle William An incon-
j-gruity, child, is a divorce
lawyer humming a wedding
marcn. satire.
propose Jto rourfd out th'e year?"
"I have suggested to him by
squaring hi& accounts." Balti
more American.
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A Striking Woman.
"I see that a noted London suf
fragette has married a police
man." "That's strange. I wonder how
they happened to meet !"
"It was during one of the earl
iear riots. She made a deep im
pression on him."
"How?"
"With a brick." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
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$he Reyes cquhter-revolutioh
"nipped In the bud," but he isn't
fianging up his nipper in the coal
shed, we notice. - 4
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