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tickled in my life as I was wHen I saw the old woman at the lime kiln.." As a resuk of the message sent out by the passengers Gov. Hay of Washington, was planning a rescue expedition to get the lad off when he arrived here safe on the Rosalie. -c- "I thought I would hide away until the ship started, and then work my way, when they found me," sajd the boy. "I didn't have any money to pay passage and I was willing to work my way, home, but the captain wouldn't even let me do that" o- THIS WEEK'S JOKES HOT FROM BROADWAY First Comedian "George Washington was the first Amer ican to make the flag.FAMOUS." Second. Comedian ''Yes, but George Cohan was the first tq make it PAY." Cook & Lorenz. Floor-walker (to cash girl) "Why don't you get married, Mamie?" Cash-girl "Say, you! the priv ilege of handing my envelppe over to some Johnny every Sat urday doesn't appeal to yours truly nix!" "Maggie Pepper.'' Jones (to star boarder) r "What was that crash I heard in your room early 'this morning?" Star Boarder "That crash? Oh, that was somebody deliver ing a load of beer." ' Jones "A load of beer 'in my house?" Star Boarder "Yes I was the load." Cook & Lorenz. Mrs. Nagg "I can't help it It.'s your own fault, that I'm al ways scolding. Why, ever since we've been married we've been quarreling Do you remember our honeymoon? Do 'yu re" member I sat a whole hour and didn't speak to you?" Husband "Do I remember? You bet your life, I do. I'll never forget it. That hour was the happiest of my life." Shroede & Chapelle. Mr. Peevish If some women only knew what they look like and sound like, they wouldn't dress so freaky, and wouldn't put on such airs." Mrs. Peevish (her chance afi last) Yes, and if some men were introduced to THEMSELVES, when in. company, they would be. ashamed of the' acquaintance. Gus Williams. Pessimist Oh, he's no good His folks are no goodand his an-i cestors were thieves, and so is he; one, too i Optimist, (interrupting him); Look here, my man, yoii shouldn't be knocking a man be cause he's in bad, or he's up, against it. Why, even a tomb stone says good things about a man when he's down. Harry; Beresford and Company.