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.I--"" Once." "Suffered Agony With Itching " '"Grip Left Her Wreck, Pe-ru-na Restored Her." "Bad Breath It's Your Duty to Get at the Cause "and Re move It." ' "No More Gas in Stomach and Bowels." "Biliousness, Sallow Skin, Headache, Sluggish Bowels." "One Dose Ends Indigestion, Gas, Dyspepsia or a Sick Stomach." "Weak, Wornout, Discouraged Men Restored to Health." "606 Cures Blood Poison." After reading all these able editorials we felt like going right If up" and shaking the hand of the editor of the 'Weak,' Wornout, Dis- ii couraged, Bilious, Indigestion, Sallow Skin, Itching, Dandruff, Kidney, Blood Poison and Bad Breath department of The Ameri- ' w , -can, but natural timidity in the presence of genius deterred us or words to that effect. j But when we thought of gratitude, and how grateful patriotic k sons of Italy all over the world felt toward Wm. Randolph for j printing the truth about the doings around Tripoli, and how grate- ' ful one or two Chinese were because Hearst saved China by pnnt- ,v ing a message from a big Chink, and how grateful Canada was to ' Hearst for helping defeat reciprocity by doing his darndest for it, 'i and how grateful Boston must be, because Hearst preserved in- i violate the justly celebrated Boston baked bean, and how grateful J Los Angeles is (according to The Examiner) because Hearst saved '1 that village from Socialism, and how grateful Carter Harrison !jj ought to be to Hearst for helping Hinky Dink nominate him for jl mayor well, when we think of all the gratitude that is coming to 3 William, we think the world should break forth in one grand and j glorious snort of grateful gratitude that Hearst was, is and will be, vu and that he told the truth about Tripoli. w x And iust to make it unanimous, we think all these Grateful 't- J X 11 1 J L 11 ..... .,.. TN ".. numans snouia De jomea Dy an men wno vote me democratic or Republican ticket, or have Bad Breath, Falling Hair, Sallow Skin, Dandruff, Gas on the Stomach, Stewed Kidneys, Blood Poison, Lost Manhood, Itching Scalp or Sluggish Bowels. It's high time, indeed, that birds of a feather should gather no moss, but get busy and show their gratitude. if . Lord Curson says that for Eng land to give the ballot to young men "of the lower class" means revolution. If we remember-Cur,- son right, he was weaned from a cut-glass bottle and went right to the public udder, where he got fat and aristocratic wearing medals.