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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 18, 1911, Image 16

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Some Give Away
If you Should die what
would you do with your
body?
I don't know.
I'd seil mine to a medical
student
Then yoU'd be giving your
self dead away.
ADOLF LOSES HIS CHA
SDOUV CAN MAKE Of FOB ALL
YOU HAP SOFFE.Rea'TROJM ME.
I J03T CAMS FROM Dei BRCTZIUeNXf
SOMePoOY R3R HER VACANT V rtM
i ojes soo?ewB courj Bench.
The Difference
Do you know the differ
ence between capital and
labor?
No.
1 Well, if I loaned you a dol
J lar, that would becapital. If
J I tried to get it back that
s would be labor.
He'd Also Get His Board
If you were about to learn
a trade, which trade would
you prefer?
I'd like to be a carpenter.
Why?
Then I'd nail everything I see.
-1 I, - i I, i - i, r . ...,
As I was coming out of a hen
coop today (I had been stealing
eggs) I heard the chicken say to
the rooster: "There's the man
I've been laying for!"
. First Comedian If the devil
lost his tail, where would he go to
get another one?
Second Comedian To the li
quor store where they retail
spirits!
o o
Even',the convicts refuse to
speak to the McNamaras, says a
dispatch. 'Course not it's
againstprison rules.
Light Joke.
Where are you working now?
In a match factory.
How's business?
Light " ,
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A Rube saw a sign on a guide
post in the country which read:
"This 'will take you to Paxton."
He sat on the sign tor two hours
and then said. "I wonder when
she's goin' to start.."
"Did you ever read the. sky
scraper?" ' i
"No."
"You oughjt to, there are 18
good stories in it."
Refusing a marriage proposal
is a good slight of hand trick.
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