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WOMEN GETTING SCARCE
Some of you fellows are going without wives if you don't get
busy pretty soon. You don't think' so? That's because you don't
Fact is, men are increasing much faster than women in the
United States. Already there are 2,691,879 more men than women.
There will be at least that number of lonely old bachelors using
shingle nails to hold their suspenders and consuming canned goods
pr restaurant fare.
There are simpiy not women enough to go around 106 men
to 100 women, and getting worse all the time.
Better propose right off and avoid the rush. Six out of every
100 men are going to get left, sure as fate. (Or get a widow.)
Kind-hearted Stranger See
here, my friend, "take my advice
and let those dice alone. They're
Intoxicated Gambler Certain
ly they are So'm I. Fair for one
as't is for the other ! Puck,