The day book. [volume], February 07, 1912, Image 28

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"Illinois Supreme Court con
vened for February term yester
day. Are you ready to get it
where the baby wore the beads?
The Inter-Ocean has discover
ed that a millionaire's club has
been formed here to back Roose
velt. Shouldn't be a durn bit surpris-
ni cd. Teddy isn't disliked by mill
ionaires, except occasionally.
"His (Hearst's) action is in
line with that of capitalists and
investors the nation over.'From
the Atlanta Journal.
They've got Willie down right.
H's actions usually are "in line"
with those of 'capitalists and in
vestors. Just because the convict bank
er Morse, is going on trip to Eu
rope, our president is filled with
awful suspicion that Morse was
no't really dying when Mrs.
Morse worked him for that com
mutation of sentence.
Well, Deneen has decided he
will be governor again instead of
U. S. Senator. So that's settled.
He didn't ask you? What the
dickens have you to say about it?
Haven't you got over the idea
that governors or senators are
elected by "the sovereign people"
yet, you poor boob?
If you haven't, the sooner you
do, the better. They aren't.
Sometimes they're good fellows,
arid then we're lucky.
And the kidnapped boy came
home.
But you'd do the same thing if
you running a yellow newspaper
and there wasn't any real news.
IN VAUDEVILLE "-
Slap: Ah, I see you have a
new pair of gloves. What kind
are they?
Thud: Kids.
Slap: Why didn't you get
adults?
Thud : Oh, they'll become old
er right along.
Slap: Why are you carrying
one and wearing one?
Thud: That's to make the
pair last longer.
Slap: Are you afraid you will
wear them out?
Thud: No; it was the dealer
who was afraid I would wear
them, out he wouldn't let me try
them on until I'd paid for them.
Slap: Suppose you would lose
one?
Thud : I'd go back and ask the
man to replace it.
Slap: Do you think he would
do it?
Thud: He did.it last time. "
Slap: How was that?
Thud: I lost a glove and went
in and had him show me some
more gloves. When I found the
one I wanted I asked him to re
place it. So he opened the box
again and replaced it.
Slap: Wouldn't let you have
one glove, eh ?
Thud: No. "He said he would
give nothing less than a pair.
Slap: What did you do then?
Thud: Threw the other one
away and said, "Now give the
pair."
Slap: And that's how you
'came by this pair of gloves?
Thud: No that's how I came
by this black eye.
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