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.Were reported, all due to the bliz
zard. Traffic on the surface lines
was demoralized, and 'thousands
of people were delayed.
They've discovered now that
there is no need of embalming
eggs; all you have to do is feed
the hens antiseptic. Scramble it.
Democrats going to make tariff
board responsible to congress in
stead of to president. Which is
another way of "kicking Taft's
Frank Lemonaskia, 4, Kewa
nee, 111., started fire to a"rnuse
baby brother. Frank will start
no more fires,.
"Cloven Hoof" waltz has
broken out in Washington. It
went to the right city anyhow.
There's plenty of "cloven hoofs"
among our politicians.
Letter carriers of N. Y. ordered
to count -every step they take
while delivering mail next Tues
day. Who's looney in the post
office department, d'you think?
"You do not need a golden key
to get into the supreme court of
Illinois." Chief Justice Orren N.
It's usually easy enough to get
into court. Trouble is can you
get out again?
Chas. W. Bartlett, 88 years did,
fdrger, hired lawyer to get him
into jail so he "could have some
place to die."
If Charlie had wanted to keep
out of jail, his lawyer would have
got him in for 30 years probably.
Wasrt't that a sweet story in
the Record-Herald this morning
about how Chicago escaped the
blizzard? Yes, it was NOT.
Dr. Bertram E. Alden, San
Francisco, tried to operate on
himself for appendicitis. There's
a chance he'll recover.
Having been married to Geo.
Middleton, Fola La Follette per
sists in "retaining her maiden
name, thus showing her inde
pendence. Not wishing to touch on deli
cate subjects, what will the an
swer be when female relatives
ask: "An' who's ickle boy is
H. Reiber, Council Bluffs, la.,
has filed suit for $2,000 damages
against former member of legis
lature and four farmers, whom he
charges stole evergreen tree from
his daughter's grave.
I Thomas Whatne, Waterman,
111., tried to thaw feed pipe to gas
oline pump by building fire under
it. Thomas may die of it.
itical ashrdl ahrd lolololoyoqoff -
"It may be that I take my polit
ical life in my hands," says Marse
Didn't know Marse Henry had
a political life!
Taft satellite offered to report
Roosevelt's speech before Ohio"
constitutional convention today K
for all newspapers, free gratis
and for nothing. Which was real
kind, and, of course, done with
out ulterior motive.
Women and children being
rushed out ofnorthern Mexico by;
Revivalists at Elm Creek, Nebi