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" 'WJWlJlpJtJt " i
be f-f-f-funny. Ju-ju-ju-iune i
the lady's -middle name; an' I
w-w-w-w-want a m-m-marriage
"All right," he said. "Go ahead.
But if you spring some gag on me
at the end ,of this, I'm going to
shove your face through into your
back hair. Now, I'm tellin' you.
.What's the rest of her name?"
' "Ha-ha-ha-ha-hadaway," said
June, making a noise like a man
imitating a laugh.
. "Spell it," said Atw'ell.
"H-a-d-a-w-a-y," said Tune.
"Where's she live?" asked At
will, watching for signs of the
Ju-june game to break out again.
"Hu-hudson Fa-falls, New
York," said June.
"Say," said Atwill. "D'you al
ways stutter like that?"
Wh-who, ra-rae?" asked June.
uN-n-n-no, only ' wh-when I
Atwill glared as he tore off the
"All right," he said. "Here's
your license. Beat it, Ju-ju.
Only, you'll never be married this
year. It'll take you till !13 to
get the responses out."
' "Say," said June, leaning con
fidentially toward Atwill. "You
know our m-m-m-marriage was
to ha-ha-have been cel-celebratedv
in Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju -"
Atwill made a spring over the
counter, but the blushing one was
outside the door before he got
there, evidently satisfied that he
had got his own back.
. Well, Teddy's in the ring after
INSTEAD OF YOUR HEAD fc
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Fashion's latest fad is the Mer
cury shoes, made by fixing os
trich tips on the leather! This
fantastic fad also rules that no
feathers are to-be worn on hats.
By Cynthia Grey
What will reove a ring which
is too small for the finger?' Try
soaking it off in oil or vaseline.
If this fails, have a jeweler file it
What will take ink spots out of
a light tan worsted skirt. Soak
spots in sour milk: afterwards
Tinse out in clear hot water.
A woman is always willing to
apologize unless she is wrong.