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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 01, 1912, Image 17

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SfiEE'GIVES HUVTAWAY
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'STim. NQ, S OFP.AUSOMY
The Resourceful Wife.
Old bread is transformed into
pud,dirigsj
She makes over jackets and
gowns;
By art" she turns blacks and yer-
millions ,
To fashionable "purples and
browns, (
She's- a wonder at saving up
coupons, .
To "barter for silver and glass,
She's swapping old lids and old
clothing
JWkh all the old clothes-men
" that pass. ",
. - - :l-0 0"' , .
Wonder if the circus posters
will be more thrilling this spring
than last?
IN LITTLE OLD NEW
YORK.
By Norman
(A Review of Political Con
ditions by the J. O. B.)
n. y., thursday gee, but
politicks is gittin warm
hear is teddy rosenfelt
standing out on his front
dorestep and' hollering as
loud as he can holler that if
sumbody will please bring
him the nomination with
out him knowing anything
about it, he will be pleased
to aept it, and bill taft oil
ing up the good old v ma
sheen to run over teddy and
smash him flatter than bob
lafollit's boom
bob had a good boom at
that, the only trubbel was
he couldnent keep it a
boomin
i dont know if ime rite or rong,
but bob reminded me of that fel
ler in the old minstrel show
storey that had a terrible small
steambote with a terrible big
whistle, and every time he blow
ed the whistle the bote stopped
but bill and teddy aint neither
of them in that fix, not on your
life, them two guys can either
one- of them ride, eat and make
speaches 23 hours a day for 4
months, and take on weight at
the same time, by gojly
its going to be grate doings in
the g. o. p., take it frum me, a
fire in a paint works wouldent
atract any atention alongside of
that convenshin they will have
next summer
then the demmycrats is having
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