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"'Then you'll have a real
" 'But how about the bassos?'
'5fh, I'll sing bass"
because the men wanted to make
them unattractive to the Moham
medan slave traders, so they
would not be stolen.
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Types of African negresses of
$ie Sara-Kaba tribe, who indulge
in hideous artificial deformities.
It is said by Dr. Karl Kumm, an
African explorer, now in Los An
geles, that the custom of distort
ing the lips of the women arose
Here's a tip for a waiter : Don't
tip it off to me that you're trying
for a tip! v.
This is the time of year when
people come to me to-borrow my -lawnmowerj
This is also the
time of year when they don't get
The bicyclist who races head
down on the sidewalk genreally
doesn't see me until I rock his
head back with ah uppercut
I do not bSewe.;snasiting the x
sins of the fzber on tbe djild, but f
in the absenceftc iather of the
street car strap dire street car
company thaf sdbsf&ates them
for seats isn2Bed to stspanking.
The noisy party s& the room
"next to .mnre m a hotel always
gets an eady caH,
This thirig- of pofdpgrine in the
ribs while telling me a funny
story doesn't help much. In fact,)
it interrupts the narrator so he
isn't "able to finish.
When a person comes to me
and says, "Say, here's something
you want !" I don't want it.
A sidewalk baseball game is no
respector of pedestrians; and
when I am a pedestrian I am no
respector of sidewall? baseball
. games. .
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