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DOCTOR FINDS. A NEW CURE FOR FITS CUT OUT
BONE OF CONTENTION
jfefogL Vjr - TO CUT HIS BOHZ OF JM
George, Blackwood of the leis---
ure class dropped into The Ab
bey, a New York .lodging house,
the other evening, after toufing
the. gin mills. There he met Tom
Foley and a score of other gen
tlemen of leisure sitting about
reading the newspapers.
"Wot ho!" said Blackwdod,
"''tis a merry company qf con
genial spirits gathered here to-night."
"Throw the bum out," said
WTiereuppn' Blackwood began
to sing. The others were corre
spondingly aroused and a porter(
undertook to show .Blackwood
the air parlor. Blackwood tossed
a newspaper file at Foley and hit
him in the eye. He followed
this-with other moveable-objects,
e"ach of which landed." Black
wood was chased into Park Row.
Courageous Patrolman Berg
was on the job,. He captured
'Blackwood, dispersed his pursu
ers, entered The Abbey, found
Foley unconscious, called an am
bulance,' waited until Foley .was I
carted away and then took Black
wood to the calaboose. '
Officer Berg walked up to the
desk and said :"Lef tenant, here's ,
a nut what thinks he's King
Arthur or one of them guys."
, "We've got enough ttf do with
out foolin' with nuts,'-' said the
lieutenant. "Send for an ambu
lance." Blackwood priced up his ears.
Pie' realized that a hospital bed
was more comfy than a cell bunk.
So he dropped to the flbor and
threw a fit.
vDr. Garrett arrived with the
ambulance. "Gp 1ipntnaf " Uo
said, "you're keeping us busy. s
Dr. Worthen Just got in with a
fractured base tooperate on."
"Yes, ana there's the nut thaC
done it,". said the lieutenant.
Blackwood did a couple of loud
groans and frothed at the mouth.
Dr. Garrett looked the man
ovenand winked at the Reutenant,
Looks like a bad case." he said
real Inild "Wp'H nrn'hn'hltr Vi-uro
fco cut his bone of contention out."
Blackwod sat up suddenly. Hc