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NOTHING TO FEAR
Little four-year-old Thel
uia was visiting with her pa
pa and mamma in the coun
try. One evening when told
to get ready for bed, Thel
ma said, no she wanted to
stay up till the curfew' rang.
She was told there was no
curfew out' there. She look
ed lip in astonishment, then
"Is there any policemen ?"
"No, dear, no policemen
in the country."
Thelma was silent a mo
"Say, I can be naughty
out here if I want to, c?nt
OH, GIRLS! DIANA
One time after putting my
3Tyear-old little boy to-bed f.
went down stairs and he started
to scream. I thought he must be
hurt and ran up again and said:
"Why Willie what hurt you 2"
He said, "I forgot my plares
(meaning prayers). After he had
said them and God bless mam
jna, papa and all, he said, "Mam
ma, can't I say God bless Mrs.
Lomont, she took me to the show
"Harry," said the grocer se
verely, " did fyou charge Mr.
Smith for that basket of grapes ?"
"Yes, sir," replied the clerk, "I
think I did."
"Well, charge him again," -said
the grocer. "You can't be too
sure of a thing' of that kind."
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' A fond grandfather and father
were admiring our new baby.
Fond Grandfather "I declare,
that youngster is a great deal
more intelligent than you were at
Insulted Parent "Naturally,
he has a great deal brighter father."
Mrs. Pooleigh "And what
would you be now if it wasn't for
Mr. Pooleigh "A bachelor,
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Colorado Springs girl took Ad
vantage of leap year to propose
to her divorced husband, and rop
ed him at thefirstyihrow.