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When Teddy Roosevelt was
governor of New York he visited
Cornell University. He was "en
tertained at one of the fraternity
houses. As he was about to leave
oneof his staff said:
'Governor, the boys have the
foundation of a capital library
and I think they'd appreciate a
copy of your 'Rough Riders'."
"All right, boys," said'the gov
ernor heartily, "I'll be glad to
send you a copy with my compli
ments Jlhe book would ijeJuta
small return for your hospital
ity." , -
Whereupon one of the students'
broke in excitedly:
"That's so, governor. Tve read
A woman -who can make a
speech may get a vote, but a'
woman who can make " ond
shortcake will get a voter.
Dates, figs and prunes are all
highly nutritious as well as use--ful
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