Indeed, ever since Bryan told
the Relegates that they "would
hear from the corn fields" if they
voted with the Morgan-Ryan-Belmont
crowd, a perfect deluge
of telegrams has poured into Bal
timore. That's what's worrying the
delegates, They.'d like to help out
some of the bosses, but 'if they
did they know they couldn't go
Statistic fiend has figured out
that average amount of money
which delegates left is 39 cents,
and that's pretty high for some.
Friday was an r"unlucky" day
to nominate 'a president,- every
one knows you never finish any
thing you start on Saturday; Sun
day was the Lord's day ; Monday
is oh, well, what would you call
it if you had 39J4 cents, and, no
prospects of getting a drink! "
Dr. J. M. Burke, chief surgeon
of Seaboard Air Line, got a. cute
little telegram from home today,
which is in his case, is Petersburg,
Va. It read:
"If you want to live hi Peters
burg, vote for Wilson, "and it was
signed by the most prominent
residents of Petersburg.
Washington. The House to
day voted full confidence in
Speaker Champ Clark "regardless
of political affiliations."
"Why are you so vexed, Irma?"
"I am exasperated! I attended
the meeting of the Social Equal
ity League and my parlor maid
presided, and she had the audac
ity to call me out of order three
I have been keeping company
with' a girl for nine -months and
would like to make her my. wife.
I have not the means just now.
Should I propose to her now and
ask her to wait three months.
Should I have the ring for her
when I propose? T. N. C. If
you have every reason to believe
that you will be able to make her
your wife within a short time pro
pose to her .now, explaining the
situation. She probably would
not be ready to marry you imme
diately anyway. Tt is not neces
sary to have the ring when pro
posing. What will remove ink, stains
from white cotton material?
Anxious. Paints the spots with
cyanide of pota'ssium applied with
a small camel's hair brush. As
soon as the spots disappear rinse
well in clear cold water and then'
wash in the usual way. Don't
leave the cyanide of potassium
around carelessly where there are
HE GOT THE STONE
"My vord, Jacob," said Stein
berg, "zat is .a beautiful diamond
you have in your tie. How much
did it cost?"
"I paid $200," replied Jacob.
"$200!" exclaimed Steinberg.
"Vy, I did not know you had so,
"Veil, you see," explained"
Jacob, "ven ze old man died he
left $200 for a stone to be erected
to his memory, and zis is ze
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