The day book. [volume], July 03, 1912, Image 16

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FIND PERFECT FOOT.
Chiropodists who formed na
tional organization at Hotel L,a
Salle f6und perfect foot. Qwned
by Mrs. Clara Houston, 3110
Vernon aV.
CONVENTION NOTES
Hotel keepers are indignant
because the delegates eat corned
beef.
The hob-nailed shoe has re
placed the steam roller as an ar
gument for regularity.
Several of the delegates whdse
favorite bunions have been step
ped on declare that they wilf not
allow their dearest principles
thus to be trampled under foot.
Pres. Taft has been criticised
for his seeming indifference'to
the spirit and purpose of the con
vention, and his friends say tnat
he acknowledges the corn.
The convention motto is: "Put
your worst foot forward."
The Chiropodists' Song.
Great corns from tiny oxfords,
grow
(File, file, snip and file!)
That's al we need or care to
.know,
(File, -brothers, file!) '
So long as leather is stiff and
tough,
.While roads are hard and Jong.
enough "
And toes are tender -and soft, so
long
Will the Corn Docs warble this
little song:
Great corns from tiny oxfords'
erow ,j
Tee-HEE! I HiSfcfe
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QFERBoArts. VGN hh
CRIES OF6K MY Lasi
t VK.L COMB-v
tf ,Aflgh V WI JHD iHftOM
(File, file, snip and file!)
That's all we need or car to
know, '
(File, brothers, file) !
o
Scientists say that everybody'
iscrazy in some way.
If you bite your finger nails
you -are an onychophagomaniac.
If -you scratch your hear you
are a capilliorriomaniac.
But there are some people who
scratch-their-heads for other rea-sdns.
Mrs.' Hustler-i When women
rule, tliere'41 be -no more of thjj
"wine, women'and song" thing.
Mr. Hustler No? -
Mrs. Hustler No; it'll be
'mirth, men and njusic.U.Iudge;
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