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THE JUNIOR OFFICE-BOY.
Story of 2 Fat Men.
n. y, jooly 6.-pete rice and
frank mackintyre is the 2 fattest
ackters in the hole world -
they had a lot of fun-with each
uth'er one verry hot day this week,
i will tell you ijow it was
mackintyxe he met rice in an ice
cream, sody parler -with swingin
tdoors on the front o'f it, and he
,ses, come along-with me. pete, ime
going, to Took at a machine
Wot kind, ses pete,.Jalkin, wash
In, thrashjn orflyin,him being a
cut out the small time stuff, ses
mackintyrer this is broadway
we're on." ime going to flirt with
a flock of automobeals.-and if jl
seem to care for them i mite buy,
so tfrey went to the automobeaj
stoarj and mackintyre he climbed
up into one car after anuther, and
busted the springs in the seats
and bent the axels all out of shape
butlie couldent find no car that he
liked till he set down in a little
runabout that wotild oibeen ver,y
beco'min to marshell p. wilde v
mackintyre Tie had on a. bigs
dustcoat that the aiitomoheal
saileman had put on him to shbw;
him how fine he would lbbk as 3.
motorist, and he slopped all over,
the seat of this little car sumthing
but he was kinda stuck ort thg
runabout, and he ses to rice, how
do i look in the car, pete
whennnell is the car, says pete
you look like you had wheels on
mackinyre was terrible mad,
he woudent hardly look at rice
that's a nice thing to say'to a
frend, pete, he growls, i bet i dqnt!
never take you shoppin again ,
rice he just laffs, and he ses,
gosh, our collers are all wilted,
frank, this garrage is one hot
place, lets drop into this habber
dashery joint and rig up in 4
couple of new ones
so they went in and mackintyrd
ses, give me a size 16, arid he goi;
it, and rice ses, i gotta have a 19.
sorry1, ses the clerk, we ain't got!
no W in tock
i know where you can git a coo
ler, ses mackintyre, rite in th.
store at the next corner, yojirutt
down and get fixed up while i am
putting on this collerr . .
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