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An old farmer went to a cattle
show tff exhibit a favorite cow,
with which he had high hopes of
winning the first prize. On learn
ing the result, and that his cow
had been placed fifth, his ahger
knew no bounds, and, rushing
irito the ring, ht attacked the
"Why is my cow not first?
What are her faults, I'd like to
Afthis pdint one of the judges
approached him .and Answered :
"Her faults, my good man are
somewhat akin to your own. She
JackS good Wee'djng.!.
As aj-esult of the dissolution
case the tobacco trusthas just cut
another 2Q per cent cash dividend
A schoolmaster called at thel
home of a pupil whose absericev
had extended over a week, and!
inquired of the lad's mother thed
"Why,"she said, "he's past his"
fourteefcth year, and me and his
father think he's had schodling
"Schooling enough? Why, I,
did not finish my education until i
I Was twentythree."
"Be that so?" said the mothers
"But that lad of ours: has" got)
A Pittsburg, man has invented;
a narcotic bullet that is dopj2d sdj
it puts a soldier to sleep. That I
will never do. Soldiers will get
the habit and want to be shot;,
every day. j
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