atHmaummtHPillllliW ! MISSING. The stingy lodger seemed very much irritated while the landlady laid the cloth for tea. As soon a,s the meal was prepared ,and she had left the room he took up the sugar bowl and emptied the con tents on the table. He then began to count the lumps carefully, and, not being satisfied with the.first count, went over the number again. When the landlady majestic ally sailed into the room with the hot water the lodger pulled him self erect, and, addressing her dramatically, exclaimed: "Madam, when I purchased' this pound of sugar T numbered the lumps. A careful survey of the bowl reveals to me that lumps 21, 33 and 39 are missing." Getting Money From Home. Maj. W. R. Kuser of Durham, N. C, was boardwalking it in At lantic City, and got down to a few dollars and his return ticket. Just as he was packing up his cpllar box for a dash back home he was informed that a telegraph ic money order was waiting for him at the main office. "Say, but that is what having good pals back home means! Here I'm nearly cleaned out and one of the good fellows sends along a wad 'cause he knows I need it!" The major ran on like that, unpacking his grip" for a" longer stay, Alsp he. sorted in to celebrate. A few rounds took the rest of his currency, when he began his bike to the telegraph .office for ntorlSj . Stranger: If 0O'LC JAK& THIS OlMS AND GO GST Me 50MG SANWA3-. I'll DIVIDER IViYH tou. j ' ) Adalfi- 3XT fSSFIIR BUTHoivpo ( TOV KNOW I VON'JD T?UN AVAYf I Otranger: OH, I'LL KEEP Youf? B4S(JSi TILL. YOU COiHE -BACK . r"it"s. .' and he was- to wire the A taxi carried him there and waited outside for 5D cents. "Got some money here for ihe?" the major asked. "We have, sir," the genial cashier responded, and handed over to the -pride of Durham ONE CENT. Kuser was sore, right' for deciding blamed old penny back, until' he found it would cost hitn $1.45. -jo o Hobo Tell me what you eat and I can tell you what you are. Sleepy Hollow All$ight I live on champagney water, patty de faws grass, teprapin a la .tiobo mats easy, xoure a; liar,. , , . it IP sjiyurw v H V.JSS Tm "Vfc 1 ; s IM? v