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EVERYBODY'S DOING IT FQLITICS ; Alas, they've even got the merry undertakers jrjto this, whirl pool of polices, and it is well that we observehim, because, stfme day, he is surely going to observe us. Came a time recently when King county, Wash., must elect a cqroner. Now, irt foozling around trying to control your own vote for president, don't overlook the coroner. In these days of autos, motorbuzzes, electric cars and such, "very Jikejy the coroner will have to pick you up from the cloud of gasoline smolceand tell that you are dead, and how you cgie so., Moreover, maybe it will be the cor oner who will tell to which undertaker's shop your remnants shall be taken. So, it seems that the cornership is &. pressing issue to both the general public and to the struggling undertaker. Anyhow, the good people of King- county aforesaid, nominated one Dr. Walter Kelton for coroner, whereupon the King County Undertakers' Social Club went into politics and newspaper adver-i tising. It bonght large space fn the Seattle papers and what it says therein is interesting, as showing the seriousness of undertakers, not to say some tricks of their calling. "In the nanie of God and humanity help ns elect'Df. Kelton.!1 they cry, in 10-point type, and then them embalm and. lay out the opposition thus : 5 "We are aware that we have in our club list the Judas who joined the club and then undertook to make sport of it, But we deny hay ing the undertaker who nas been trying ta sell hair to the hair stores. Neither have we the undertaker who has been trying to sell several hundred dollars' worth of gold (picked from' the teeth of unfortu nates) to Seattle dentists." Alas! what will become of us if our joved undertakers, become imbued with the spirit of the late presidential primary campaign and we be told not only thafrour hair goes to the hair stores and the gold in our dead teetji to the dentists, but also that our hide goes to the tannery and our foe nails to the button factory? Surely, if the King County Undertakers' Social club platform means that Coroner Kelton will Jeaye Us our hair, teeth, hide and so forth, it's a blamed sight more promising platform than most others that we've waed through and we've just got to whoop it up for Kelton, in the name of God and humanity, as advertised. o o Those dear young Los Angeles things who signed a free love con tract before marrying had been acquainted ten days. Almost like the way they mate cats or dogs. Edith Pa is immensely pleas ed to hear you are a poet Ferdie Is he? dith Oh, very! The last of my sweethearts he tried to kick was a football player. . MtfsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBaaaaaaHMBifMIIHHHMB