weight champion, who was bumped into dreamless, star-filled slumber by Eddie McGoorty be fore he got Under way, is still, in this land of trusts) hoping to re deem himself ancLprove he is rtot a boxing boob. It is probable that much of the excitement, especially in the edstr will be created by the midgets and not by the"big fellows. With four classy bantanls like Goulon, Morgan, Ledouxand ''Kid' Wil liams, the sensational cook Ori ole, anxious to straighten orit the tangle, and prdmoters willing to match them, the winter is full of promise as Wall street is of Iamb a la mode. This Morgan boy Is some knock out scrapper. He is a native of "Merthyr, Wales, and began 'box ing while still in short breeches, winning the midget five-stone competition Since then he has participated in more th&n a hun dred matches. t His specialty seems to be pUts ing'over the sleeper m from one to six rounds. He nearly turned the trfck with O'Keefe in &ew York; in the second round, and only the Quaker's ability to dhich and stall saved him. Morgan shot one punch, a right hook to the jaw, and O'Keefe's knees sagged, ut he fell into a clinch and hung on until his brain cleared. Mor gan packs a punch that brings home the money. It will be in teresting to see him matched with Coulon at 115 or 116 pounds. Morgan won the championship of Wales in 14 rounds, knocking out Jimmy Southway, anU before "I leaving England tried for she months to secure a match with Digger Stanley, but the latter persistently refused to trade punches with him and lost hi's title to a Frenchman. WHAT HE WANTED $ The barber had been so very Dersisteht that the bald-headed little m&n upon whom he -was operating Jiad, in sheer liesperaj tiori, purchased 25-cpnt bottle of his hair instanter" of "pro ducer." Two nays later the little tOxta. rushed into the shop- with a Lglaje in his eye which made the proprietor rush behmd the -counter. t . "That hair producer' com nieftced the little man in a tone that made the razors shiver. "But, sir, you mUsb have pa tience," interrupted thejbarber. "WBy, it was only two days ago" "Patience!" broke in, the irate ohe. "Great SfeoU there ain't enough patience in the World to fit iny easel That muara1e-head-edl girl of ours has mistaken the hair-producer for furniture pol-, ish." "Oh, I see," smiled the barber. "And you want another bottle?" "No, I don't," snapped the bald headed man. "I want to know hbw much you'll charge to shave oUr new dining-room suite." xo-k) When the Bulgarians cheer they yell "Oorrahl" The Turks have corrnpted this to "Ouch!" but they cah hear it ten mile" further, as they're proved. S