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1 SAD TALE "1 In the Midlands there is a cer tain town highly famed for its buns, and the other day a train drew up at the station there. A hungry traveler popped his ead out of a window of the train nd called for a boy that looked s though he might belong to the efreshment department. Hi, boy, he said, here s two ents! Lret me one of the fa- ous buns, and buy one for your- elf with the other penny." A few minutes later, just as the rain was about to proceed on its jtjouiney, tne boy returned, duly munching a bun. Calmly he handed the traveler a penny, and, svith his mouth full, murmured: "Sorry, mister! There was j 3ponly one left !" MODESTY It was the early part of the New Year, and little Dorothy, with her mother, was paying a long-delayed visit to Uncle Silas. Now, Uncle Silas was wealthy very wealthy and little Dor othy was vastly interested in the heathen black. So one morning she appeared in front of the said uncle and asked: "Uncle, dear, will you please give me something for my mis sionary box?" The incident took place imme diately following a particularly satisfying lunch, and Uncle Silas playfully threw on the dining room table a penny, a quarter and a five-dollar bill, remarking: "There, dear, you can have which you like of. the three." Then he watched to see what little Dorothy would do. That young person approached the table and studied the situa tion for fully three seconds. Then she suddenly burst out: "Mummy's always told me not to be greedy, so I'll take the pen ny. But will you please wrap it up in that bill, uncle, so as I won't lose it." And uncle did. Tomato Sauce. One pint of canned or fresh' to matoes, one tablespoon of butter, four cloves and a slice of onion. Cook tomatoes, onions and cloves 15 minutes. Heat butter in small frying pan and add flour, stir un til smooth and then add tomatoes. Cook 5 minutes and then strain. ll- I Jo be used with fish gr CH$le$