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Cooper, the outfield recruit, made
three assists. Al Demaree,, the
Chicago heavy, pitched part of
the game, and made an impres
sive showing. He is a fixture with
the Giants. -
Jake Stahl put his world's
champion battery men through
their 'first work-out at .Hot
Springs today. Hugh Bedient
was in.tfie'best condition of any
man on the staff. .
Sigurd Hansen swept the slides
at the ski meet at Cary yesterday.
Thepergus 'Falls, Minn., flyer
bested' Ragnar ,Omtvet, he Chi
cagoan, who broke the world's
distance record a few weeks ago.
Barney Reilly, the- well-known
Swede, was not entered.
The Lady So you are really
one of the striking miners ?
The Loafer Yes, lady. I'm
wot dey call one" o the pioneers
, o'- the movement I went on strike
"23 years ago, lady, and I ain't
jieVer given in yet4a krz r ,
LINCOLN WAS A JOKER;
SO IS WILSON
Here's One of Woodrow's.
His Joke Face.
Whihi the Wilson corporation
bills were pending in the New
Jersey legislature a man who was
apparently interested in some cor
poration to be affe'cted by them
rushed up to Gov. Wilson in his
outer public office and exclaimed :
"See here, governor, those bills
make officers and directors liable
for violations of the laws. You
ought to amend them to make ,
them provide that officers and di
rectors shall be liable for 'wilful
and knowing' violation. If the
bills pass the way they are every
officer and director will have to
keep posted or he's likely to go to
jail for doing something he didn't
"That's' the 'intfnshun,' " re
plied Gov. Wilson, with a grin. .
O: o -
FondrParent What key do
you think suits my daughter's
voice best? Cruel Teacher My
dear madam, .your daughter's
voice is so thin I should suggest
a skeleton key.
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Speaking of small feet, 500 of a
certain kind of microbe , can. stand
on the point of a needle; '